Chapter 065: Completely Conquered
Li Yiru has been spending the past few days, and he is looking forward to finding an opportunity to dispose of the learning machine.
He is not a horse sword, he can't be stupid and hard to gnaw on this learning machine, in addition to studying, he must have a life in his life. Moreover, in addition to mathematics, his grades have little room for improvement in other subjects, and his on-the-spot performance in the college entrance examination is a hundred times more useful than a dead learning machine.
His family is not Ma Jian's family, although Mama Li bought him a learning machine, she only occasionally reminded her son to use it after studying, just urging, not forced.
Li Yiru's family education atmosphere is still quite relaxed, if Ma Jian's family is hell, then his family is simply heaven.
Li Yiru hid this learning machine in the cabinet for several days, and tonight when he waited for this rare opportunity, Li Yiru finally got rid of this big trouble.
This mood was so relieved that he lay on the sofa and accompanied his mother to watch the boring drama.
The old mother was very depressed, she glared at her son from time to time, and she found that her divine beast was now more and more out of control.
Bang bang bang!
"It should be Ma Jian, my son is going to open the door!"
Li Yiru came directly to Ge You to lie down, "Fall asleep, fall asleep, huhuhu......"
Mama Li kicked him, so she had to get up and open the door herself.
"Hello Auntie. ”
"Ma Jian has lost weight!"
"Auntie, this is 1,000 yuan. Ma Jian sent the money for the learning machine as soon as possible.
"Is this a red envelope for Auntie, Auntie doesn't have a birthday!" Li's mother joked.
Ma Jian smiled innocently, and didn't know how to answer this ridicule, so he heard Li Yiru, who was nesting on the sofa, raise his arm and shout: "I wish my mother a happy 18th birthday, this is for you." ”
Mama Li turned her head and asked, "What about your red envelope?"
"Buckle it out of my New Year's money. Li Yiru didn't raise his head.
Ma Jian grinned, he especially liked Li Yiru's family atmosphere, every time he envied Li Yiru, he had the urge to cry.
"Auntie, I have good news for you! The statistics of the whole school in this big exam have been completed, and Yiru's results are very good this time, ranking 23rd in the big list and 6th in the class!"
Li Ma Yixi: "Really?"
"Well, moreover, English is the 3rd in the school, the Chinese is the 4th in the school, and the literature is comprehensive, and the literature is 4th in the school!"
Mother Li frowned: "Then why is it the 23rd place on the list?
"There is still some room for improvement in mathematics," Li Yiru suddenly walked to the door with his schoolbag, he hurriedly changed his shoes, "Ma Jian, let's go, go to the bookstore." ”
"This is the transcript! Yiru is a blockbuster this time," Ma Jian took out the all-grade list from his pocket and handed it to Li's mother, "Our teacher Tao said that the biggest surprise in this exam is Yi-"
Before Ma Jian's words fell, Mama Li roared instantly, "Just give me these two points in mathematics?
Li Yiru suddenly panicked: "That and that...... Well, who hasn't had a time when they didn't play out of sorts?"
Mother Li was so angry that her eyes were red: "Math, you will give me a score of 26? If you take a pig to arch words, it can also arch more than 20 points, right? Do you still want to take the university entrance examination?"
"Mom, listen to my explanation!" Li Yiru moved with emotion and reason, "Your son is the most handsome in the world, right? Your son is the most powerful in Chinese studies in the world, right? Your son is the most filial to his parents in the world, right...... Your sons are so good, and if you don't have some huge shortcomings, how can you let the rest of the world live? Have you considered their feelings?"
Ma Jian said depressedly: "Li Yiru, when you say this, can you not pat me on the shoulder?"
"Oh, okay. ”
Mama Li picked up the slippers and was about to start: "I won't kill you stinky and shameless today!"
Li Yiru suddenly wailed: "Help, kill someone!"
"???" Mother Li was stunned, she hadn't done it yet?
Her slippers were now lifted into the air, and just as she was about to smash them, a rolling pin suddenly appeared in front of her.
"Auntie, use this!"
Li Yiru looked at Ma Jian and said in his heart: Huh, when did the boat of friendship capsize?
At this time, Xiaoxiao, who had been trembling and hiding at the door of the bedroom, suddenly ran over with her little short legs, protected her brother and cried: "Don't beat my brother......! Punish me for not being able to eat snacks again in the future, okay, don't hit my brother, woo woo woo woo ......"
"Don't make any noise, you go, Li Yiru, my mother has to let you have a better memory today. Mama Li took the rolling pin with her hand.
Xiaoxiao suddenly hugged her mother's thigh, and stomped her little foot eagerly: "Mom, don't hit my brother first, I'm sick, you send me to the hospital quickly!"
"You've got a fart disease!
"I'm really sick, my heart hurts," Xiaoxiao clutched his chest, "Mom doesn't love us anymore, my heart hurts, my heart hurts!woo woo~~~"
Mama Li couldn't cry or laugh instantly.
"Hahaha!" Li Yiru couldn't help laughing.
"How dare you laugh?"
Mama Li raised the rolling pin again, and at this time, Dad Li paced over unhurriedly: "Be quiet, disturb the people." Hitting people doesn't solve the actual problem, so let's sign an agreement on how many points you must score on the next math test, and if you can't do it, you will be punished for the crime, okay?"
Li's mother turned her head to look at her son, as if waiting for his statement. At this time, I saw that my son was righteous and generous, and said righteously: "No!!, I don't accept any kind of power rule!!
Ma Jian next to him felt inexplicably inexplicably uplifted for a while.
At this time, Mama Li was so angry that her hand holding the rolling pin began to tremble, "You, you, you ......" and smashed it as she spoke!
"Ahh
Li's mother said angrily: "Why doesn't it matter, isn't he your son? Look at the good son you teach, it's all what you are used to, it really hurts?"
"Nonsense!
Mama Li's heart said that it hurts so much? It was really light to start for a while!
She pointed at Li Yiru with a rolling pin, "Are you still laughing?! See if I can beat you to death this time!"
"Mom, please don't beat my brother, I'm sad!!"
Li Yiru suddenly erupted without warning: "What can I do? But mathematics just can't be learned, it knows me, I don't know it! You always know roar, do you know how hard I work?"
Speaking of this, Li Yiru unzipped his schoolbag and threw a stack of test papers on the ground: "Look at how many math test papers I have done these days, and how hard I work, do you know you?"
Ma Jian frowned and glanced at the test papers on the ground, which included Chinese, history, and English...... Among the dozens of test papers scattered on the ground, there were no math test papers.
At this time, I saw Li Yiru raise his toes and secretly kick something like a contract forward, for fear that Li's mother would not see it and deliberately stomp his foot, he complained: "I am numb to these math papers every day, but I don't know what tricks I have? Am I not learning? Am I less functional than others? I-"
At this time, Mama Li curiously picked up the thick contract: "What is this?"
"Oh, the employment contract of Beijing TV station, what kind of children's TV host or something. Li Yiru said again, "Mom, don't interrupt, I'm easy, you know how much youth I have paid for mathematics, and how much hard sweat it has put into me...... You start from page 10, there is dry goods, ah, why do I live in such a family that does not understand me, who can know my suffering, who understands my tiredness!
...... Look at page 18 again, ah, I'm sick too! My heart is broken......"
Ma Jian was already stunned at this time, and he suddenly realized: Damn, this is really a special actor, no, this is really a special talent! This contract has been given to Li Yiru for several days, but he just took it out at this moment, and it was exposed at the same time as the single grade, which clearly showed that it was a life-saving charm for his careful planning!
Ma Jian almost knelt for Li Dashen, if he had someone to do this routine, how many beatings would he have to spare!
Ma Jian was completely conquered by Li Yiru for a while! His eyes were full of worship!