Chapter 117: Splashy Taoist Two Hundred and Five
Tan Wenqian saw him squatting down, and she also squatted down. Two white and tender little hands supported the pink cheeks, pulled up the long skirt, and smiled at Lin Feng:
"Hey, are you really going to tell a fortune? Then I'll give you a hundred dollars!"
As she spoke, Tan Wenqian stuffed a hundred yuan into Lin Feng's palm.
"One hundred yuan is a bit expensive, do you think fifty yuan is okay?" Lin Feng asked the Taoist priest tentatively.
"Young man, you and I have no chance, I won't give you this hexagram!"
The Taoist priest looked very angry, and waved his hand directly, meaning to let Lin Feng and Tan Wenqian quickly dodge, he was already angry.
"Yo, you're pretty bad-tempered. Isn't it just a bargain, who doesn't bargain when buying things in the bazaar, why are you in a hurry?" Lin Feng didn't mean to leave at all, but took the initiative to talk.
The Taoist priest squinted his two dim eyes, pinched the magic in his right hand, stroked his beard with his left hand, and said arrogantly:
"Hmph, the hexagram of the poor road is a hexagram of the mountains, which is made by collecting the qi of the mountains and blending the sixty-four hexagrams of Zhou Yi. Copper coins are sprinkled, good at judging yin and yang, 500 years ago, 500 years later!
The purpose of this move is to help the world and save people and enter the world to practice, not for the sake of yellow and white things. It's just because you have a relationship with me that I can stop you.
I didn't expect you to bargain with the poor road, can this innate spirit hexagram be measured by money, I see that you have no relationship with me, it doesn't matter, it doesn't count, it's not allowed!"
"Wow... Stop up... , this Taoist chief seems to have real skills, and what he says is very professional. Lin Feng, or you can give someone a hundred yuan and let him calculate it for you!" Tan Wenqian said with a smile.
There's a shit ability!
As soon as Lin Feng saw it, he knew that this Taoist priest was a liar. If you want to play this set, he is much better than this Taoist priest.
It's just that his immature little face is not angry, and when others see that he is a young man, they will definitely not believe him, and he can play any tricks.
And Tan Wenqian was obviously confused by the Taoist priest's plan to capture and indulge!
"Hehe, Dao Chief, I'm young and ignorant, I said the wrong thing just now, you have a lot of adults, just forgive me once!
I look at your aura, and at first glance, you are a master of the Tao, and I happen to have a difficult matter that I can't solve now, so you can calculate a hexagram for me, right?"
"Not counting!"
"Then I'll give you one hundred and fifty yuan, okay?" Lin Feng took out another fifty yuan and lured.
"Okay! Seeing that you are still a little sincere, I will reluctantly calculate it for you!"
Tan Wenqian stuck out her tongue and said with a wry smile:
"Dao Chief, you're too wealthy, aren't you! Didn't you just say that you have no fate with him? Why did you add fifty yuan to you, and you immediately had fate? Affection for your fate is worth fifty yuan!"
"Presumptuous!"
The Taoist priest pointed at Tan Wenqian and said angrily:
"Female doll, do you know how serious your words just now are? If you insult the poor Dao, you are disrespectful to God, and God will punish you!"
"Sister Xiaoqian, don't hurry up and apologize to the Dao Chief!"
Lin Feng kept a straight face and pretended to be serious and said:
"Turn back and ask the Heavenly Soldiers to punish you in the future, I see what you will do? When the time comes, our village chief will not be able to save you!"
"Hehe, Dao Chief, don't let the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals come down, they are also very busy. Otherwise, I'll give you another hundred dollars, and you'll be magnanimous and spare me!"
As she spoke, Tan Wenqian put another hundred yuan in front of the Taoist priest.
"Okay! For the sake of your sincere repentance, the poor road will not care about you!"
The Taoist priest stretched out his hand, grabbed a hundred yuan with two fingers, and put it directly into his pocket.
Lin Feng raised his eyebrows at Tan Wenqian, as if to say:
See, this is the usual trick of scammers!
"Well, heh... Heh..."Tan Wenqian smiled and nodded.
The Taoist priest seemed to see it, but he didn't seem to see it. Squinting his eyes, he looks like he is too vain, and he really looks like he can bluff people!
"Say, what do you want to ask Poor Dao?"
"Hehe, it's nothing. Dao Chief, you see that we are both about to get married, I want you to choose a good day for me, that's all!" Lin Feng pointed to himself and Tan Wenqian, his face was not red and his heart was not beating.
"Huh, uh......" Tan Wenqian's eyes widened, and she screwed hard behind Lin Feng.
"Impossible!"
The Taoist priest suddenly opened his eyes, and two essences refracted from his yellow-colored eyes, covering Lin Feng, and said categorically:
"Boy, you're lying to me!"
When Lin Feng heard this, he couldn't help but mutter:
Could it be that I am looking at the wrong person?
"No, no, we are indeed about to get married!" Tan Wenqian, who was squatting on the side, hurriedly proved it to Lin Feng.
"Female doll, listen to me: your marriage is not in him, and his marriage is not in yours.
Your marriage has not arrived, and his marriage is just around the corner. Young man, you stand up and take a hundred steps forward, and if you meet a woman you know, that person is your marriage!" said the Taoist priest sharply.
"Uh...... , Dao Chief, this is what you told me about marriage?"
Lin Feng walked a hundred steps forward, and came back after a while. And Aunt Zhang, who is still following Qingshui Village, is in her sixties!
It seems that this person is really a big fool, so much so that Lin Feng almost believed it!
"I said, have you looked for it well, if you want to find it, you have to find someone who is a little more matched!
The Taoist priest pinched his fingers again, and repeatedly blamed Lin Feng for finding the wrong person.
"Liar, return the money!" Lin Feng spread out his left hand and said.
"That's it, hurry up and refund the money! I've been swindling here all day long, and I've come here several times to catch the market, and I've seen you quarrel with people. Aunt Zhang also shouted.
"That's it, it's not accurate, hurry up and return the money!" Tan Wenqian also stood up, said with her hands on her waist and staring at her big eyes.
"If you calculate it, you won't be refunded! Why should I give you a refund? A poor Taoist is a person who has attained the Tao, so how can he give you a refund!"
"......" Lin Feng was speechless for a moment, his face was so high that he could be regarded as invincible.
The mentor seems to have a problem with his brain circuits, but he didn't expect that Lin Feng and Tan Wenqian were deliberately teasing him:
Lin Feng first gave a hundred, then fifty, and Tan Wenqian finally made up a hundred, which adds up to two hundred and five!
"I'll go, you're quite arrogant! I've seen shameless, but I've never seen someone as shameless as you. I see that your cultivation is really not in vain, and you have used all your kung fu on your face, right?
It's okay if you don't return the money, this girl will give you a chance to make up for your mistakes now! You make it clear to me, my marriage is not on him, so who is it?" Tan Wenqian said sharply.
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The second chapter is presented, and the reality is gradually recognized. Come on, you will eventually grow......