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In a landlord's room, cheerful music was dancing.

There is already a person waiting inside, the avatar is a cartoon version of a handsome uncle with a beard and scum, his name is "melancholy old man", and the signature is "No matter how strong the wine is, it can't soothe the faint sadness in my heart".

As soon as he saw Feng Yuande come in, he gave a thumbs up and said, "Xiao Dezi, it's time to change your screen name and signature." It's so styleless.,It's too old-fashioned.,It's hard to attract girls.。 ”

Feng Yuande's name is "Virtuous and Respectful", and his signature is "My day and three provinces and my body." There are also some kinds of knowledge about purple clay pots in the space photos.

"Hehe, Brother Pao, what do you say?" Feng Yuande changed the majesty and seriousness when he went to work on weekdays, and his tone was a little hippie smile.

"I have to change it from beginning to end, the name is changed to "East China Deye", the signature is changed to "No matter how much money you have, you can't get back the sour and sweet taste of your first love", and change some photos of luxury cars and villas in the space. In short, how to get a lot of money. At that time, there will be little sisters from all walks of life, who will come to you one after another to reminisce about the taste of first love. The melancholy old man issued a barrage of suggestions.

Feng Yuande wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and even poured a few sips of tea with a purple clay pot to calm the waves in his heart. Dry smile typed and said: "Brother Pao, my old bones, I really can't help those goblins to tear it down." By the way, your apprentice is good, he has good character, strong ability, and he looks very clean and fresh. Do you want me to introduce him to a girlfriend?"

"Girlfriend?" ...... the melancholy old man laughed, "you can try it and see if he wants to." ”

"Why don't you want to?" Feng Yuande was slightly surprised. Suddenly, he seemed to remember something. I almost squirted out a sip of tea. Said with wide eyes. "You're not going to tell your apprentice the story your master told you, are you?"

"Why not?" the melancholy old man laughed, "I think I was told by that story for decades, but unfortunately the old man has already gone to the crane fairy, and there is no place to report if he wants to take revenge." I finally accepted an apprentice, so let's continue the fine tradition of our lineage. ”

Feng Yuande was sweating all over the waterfall, secretly thinking that there is only one in the world whose tradition is so perverted~ right? I couldn't help but feel some sympathy for Xiao Yan, and weakly said: "Wouldn't this be good? Xiao Yan's parents are counting on holding their grandson as soon as possible." ”

"There's nothing bad about it. This will allow him to concentrate more on his cultivation and achieve great success as soon as possible. What's more, my apprentice has a lot of adventures, maybe he will be able to reach the peak before the age of thirty. The melancholy old man replied earnestly, "And the young man is no more adorable than we were then, and it may not be long before he discovers for himself, so let it all be." By the way, isn't that guy here yet?

Feng Yuande thought about it, and said nothing, so he didn't say anything more about Wang Yan. He took a sip of tea and said, "I've already messaged him, he should be there soon." ”

He was talking. The system prompts "Pope of Light" to enter the room.

When the melancholy old man saw it, he immediately turned on the mockery mode: "Don't be so sassy." Do you have to hang on the title everywhere? Change your name and change your name. Your name really looks like a second-year teenager who has read too many fantasy novels. ”

"Hmph!" the Pope of Light snorted dissatisfiedly, making a pouting and arrogant expression, too lazy to bother with him. He greeted Feng Yuande very politely and said, "Director Feng, I taught the saint to go to Huaxia this time, thanks to you." ”

"Hehe, Your Majesty is polite, it should be, it should be. Feng Yuande smiled and said, "Everyone hasn't seen each other for a long time, so it's better to play a few cards first." Then he clicked to start.

The melancholy old man clicked the beginning, and the Pope of Light also clicked the beginning.

Next, a familiar voice sounded.

"Call the landlord", "Rob the landlord!" "I rob!" ...... The landlord was finally robbed by a melancholy old man.

"Grab it, you know you're going to grab everything. The Pope of Light could no longer suppress the anger in his chest, "You also desperately grab a card, and you still play a bad card." "Take Zhang Xiaowang, the Pope of Light of Three Strips and Two. Especially when I saw that the hole cards turned over, one king and one two, I was angry.

"God-given resources, those who are capable live in them. The melancholy old man said lightly, "What's wrong with my bad cards, I will win you the same." ”

"Hehe, I'd like to see how you win!" "The Pope of Light sneered, "You think this is a live fight against the landlord, all kinds of disgusting tricks are endless." Speed out the card, you are afraid of your wife's soft-footed shrimp. ”

"It's just a game of cards, do you need to play tricks?" the melancholy old man sneered, "Little Dezi, don't interfere, let the deity fight him alone, and see who is the soft-footed shrimp." A three. ”

"Heads-up is heads-up, a six-pipe. "The Bright Pope pressed Zhang Liu with extraordinary momentum. But as soon as the words came out, he regretted it. This is obviously fighting the landlord, and it should be born for the peasants to unite to fight a landlord, why should they fight the landlord alone?

Feng Yuande wiped his sweat with a handkerchief, smiled dryly and said: "Both of them are the leading figures standing on the top of the world, dissipate their anger, we have something to say." ”

Lao Feng muttered in his heart, damn, it's really not easy to serve these two well. As soon as they get together, they will start to needle-to-needle, and no one is happy.

It turned out that everyone was like a good brother in the family, but that was the time that caused them to completely turn against each other.

To put it simply, Yan Zun and the Pope of Light teamed up to team up to play a PVP dungeon, and the last loot was hacked by Yan Zun. Of course, there is also a reason for the Black Pope of Yanzun.

Yan Zun and Concubine Yao's plan for the peaceful coexistence of global shemales was strongly opposed by the Pope of Light. The Pope believes that human beings are fundamentally different from other races, and that peaceful coexistence is nothing more than empty words. He even went to the extreme of wanting to purify and eliminate all the alien intelligent life on the earth.

Taking 10,000 steps back, it is also necessary to deprive the aliens of their armed power and cultivation power, just to set aside a barren island for the aliens to survive. And it has to be regulated by humans at all times.

Even, the Pope also persuaded Yanzun to break up with Concubine Yao, which provoked Concubine Linghu Yao's strong dissatisfaction with the Pope of Light.

What Lao Feng knows, it's probably these versions. The real deep-seated reasons for this are unknown to anyone. As for their main heads-up fights, Lao Feng can only let them go, and they have passed without stopping.

"A pointed. "The melancholy man is playing his cards again.

At this moment, the Pope of Light hesitated. If you don't dismantle it, you can only use the little king on top, and you will be crushed to death by the other party with the big king.

Demolish, use the first two, to force the other king's out. The other party also has a two, which can just be managed by Xiao Wang.

"One on two tubes!"

"Hehe, Your Majesty, you've been fooled. The melancholy man let out a series of smug expressions and threw the king's pipe onto it. Then a small six plane was thrown, and after being managed, a K plane was thrown.

Poor Pope, the three twos were dismantled, and he could only watch as the other party finally threw a two-round card. Unconvinced, he snorted and said, "This mistake, come again." ”

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Xianghu Community.

Wang Yan ran a few laps along the community, under the weight of 300 kilograms. He was already out of breath and sweating. The muscles and bones of the whole body are as if they have been forcibly massaged, swollen and painful, but very sore.

The little ferret wore a pair of small sunglasses, and after running around with her, she began to stick out her tongue and gasp. This made Wang Yan speechless, after this little thing followed him, he became more and more lazy and delicious, this has become fat into a Jingha, under the delicate snow-white mink fur, it is full of meat at the touch.

If it goes on like this, then it's worth it? Make up your mind, you must help it lose weight.

I went home, took off my weight and took a shower. Then let the little ferret trot all the way and follow him out to buy breakfast. No matter how coquettish it is, Wang Yan just doesn't hold it.

In a row of shops at the entrance of the community. There is a good soup dumpling shop with thin skin and fresh juice, which is very appetizing to Wang Yan. That's why there are more people, and most of the bustling people are residents in the community.

Wang Yan wears a peaked cap and big sunglasses. finally dominated a double table, and first asked for five drawers to eat to cushion the stomach. This alone has already attracted everyone's attention. If it weren't for the fact that the soup dumplings were cold and not delicious, Wang Yan really didn't want to eat outside.

Pick up a steaming freshly poured soup bag, and the flow of delicious soup can be faintly seen in the thin skin. It can't help but whet your appetite and appetite. Bite the skin lightly and suck in the soup in one gulp. The hot and delicious taste suddenly overflowed the entire mouth.

This soup dumpling, the soup is not sweet or greasy, and it is extremely fresh and fat. Eating it in one bite made Wang Yan's heart full of happiness.

"Squeaky chirp~" The little ferret protested and jumped onto Wang Yan's lap, staring at the soup dumplings with big moist and smart eyes, glittering with greed. Two fluffy paws quietly hooked towards the soup dumplings.

"Smack!" Wang Yan slapped its paws away, and said angrily, "What are you fat, and you only know how to eat and eat all day long." ”

"Squeak!" The little ferret purred her eyes, hooked Wang Yan's neck with her fluffy arms, her fat and lovely face, and rubbed her coquettish on Wang Yan's face affectionately, "Squeak~"

Pose like you don't let Xiaoxue eat, and Xiaoxue won't let you eat.

This foodie is coquettish and scoundrel, and Wang Yan is also drunk. I couldn't help it, so I had to divide it into a drawer of soup dumplings and said, "Eat less, and if you get fatter, you won't even be able to run." ”

The little ferret raised its paws and made a triumphant gesture. Sure enough, Xiaoxue is still beautiful, cute, and Wang Yan's eldest brother loves Xiaoxue the most.

"You're such a cute little pet. A crisp and pleasant voice sounded, accompanied by a clear and quiet faint fragrance of roses.

...... (To be continued......)