"I'll get two movie tickets for "The Return of the Dragon". ”

"Get me two movie tickets for Detective Chinatown. ”

"I want a ticket to the Return of the Dragon. ”

......

In a theater in the imperial capital, there is a promotional poster of "The Return of the Flying Dragon" on the left side of the door, and the posters of Dai Junlong, Lin Bao, and Sun Zi have attracted countless people to watch.

On the right is the promotional poster of "Detective Chinatown", Qi Tian, Zhang Yuqiang, and Guo Rong are in the C position, as if it is an iron triangle.

After all, the two movies released today are really half a catty to eight taels in terms of topicality and the audience's sense of expectation.

The film schedule of the two is also similar, but after all, the film schedule of "The Return of the Flying Dragon" is slightly higher.

But it's pretty much the same.

There is already a user on Weibo who has launched a poll for 'Unreal Emperor Yes': "Guess who is better at today's box office "Detective Chinatown" and "Return of the Flying Dragon"?"

Forty percent of people think that "Detective Chinatown" will be a great box office on the first day.

Fifty percent of people think that the movie "Return of the Dragon" will be higher at the box office on the first day.

Ten percent of the people said that we just ate melons, and we don't care about the rest.

This vote also attracted a lot of heated discussions.

Today, Song Guangkun took his girlfriend to watch the movie together, his girlfriend has just been talking for two months, and is currently in a sweet period, although today is Friday, Song Guangkun still asks for leave to accompany his girlfriend to watch the movie.

My girlfriend's name is Qi Feng, and she is a freelancer, so the time is relatively free.

"Two Detective Chinatown"

Song Guangkun bought two tickets.

Qi Feng frowned and said, "Guangkun, why didn't you buy "The Return of the Flying Dragon"?"

Song Guangkun smiled: "It's not that I don't buy it, I think "Detective Chinatown" should be good, let's watch it first, and then we will watch "The Return of the Flying Dragon" after watching it."

"Okay, isn't it because you're a fan of Lin Chen. ”

Qi Feng said disapprenously.

"That's right, this "Detective Chinatown" is a script written by Lin Chen, and I believe it will not disappoint us. ”

Song Guangkun nodded lightly, then bought a bucket of popcorn and two drinks, and entered the venue.

It was the first game at 9 o'clock, and the two were a little surprised when they came in.

There are quite a lot of people.

Everyone knows that few people do it in the first row of movies, after all, the viewing effect is not good.

But today, the first scene of "Detective Chinatown" was unexpectedly full.

"How's that? I said it, a lot of people will like it. ”

Song Guangkun took Qi Feng to the middle of the fifth row and sat down, then said with a smile: "Fortunately, I booked two tickets in advance." ”

Qi Feng said angrily: "Okay, I know you're good." ”

"Don't you know if I'm awesome?"

Song Guangkun whispered softly in Qi Feng's ear, and then blew a breath.

This breath made Qi Feng's body suddenly weak, and then he whispered: "What are you doing watching a movie? This is in the cinema." ”

Song Guangkun likes to tease his girlfriend when he has nothing to do, but he knows that movie theaters often have cameras a lot of the time, so don't be too out of line.

Three minutes later, "Detective Chinatown" officially began.

"Hey, is it a comedy?"

"It looks like a comedy, this Tang Ren is a detective, and then Qin Feng is a student?"

"Haha, Zhang Yuqiang really looks a little happy. ”

......

watched Qin Feng fail to apply for the police academy, and then Qin Feng went to Thailand to find Tang Ren.

On the other side, Huang Langdon found a murder.

He led the team to arrest Songpa, but he didn't expect Songpa to die.

Gold doesn't either.

At this time, Kuntai, who was eating a hamburger and holding a Coke, dressed as a traitor, appeared: "Thank you." ”

"Thank you. ”

"Thank you for helping me protect the site. ”

"Are you addicted to drugs? ”

"This is my precinct, and of course the case is mine. ”

"I have been investigating the gold case for three months, and I have seen that everyone is dirty, and now the gold is gone, and the people are dead, you said it was your case. ”

"Whoever has the case is whoever's own. ”

......

As soon as the two met, they quarreled, and they both obviously wanted the case.

But on the other side, Huang Langden commanded his subordinates to be the head of the road, but Kun Tai, who was dressed like a little hooligan, didn't understand anything, and then learned from Huang Langden to speak.

The screen turns.

Tang Ren was playing mahjong, and then suddenly his mobile phone rang, and he was about to take a look at his phone, but the people around him said that he was not allowed to run away if he won.

"Run? I had a green dragon drinking water yesterday, a white tiger flicking his tail on the right, money in his pocket, wealth to his home, a tree behind him, and the God of Wealth patronizing, I want to kill you without leaving a piece of armor, naked. ”

Tang Ren said exaggeratedly.

On the other side, Qin Feng also arrived at the airport.

Then there are two lines.

On the same line, Huang Langden and Kun Tai are arguing and arguing for the case, and at the same time, the director said that whoever can find the gold and catch the murderer is the deputy director.

The other line is that Tang Ren, who is very unreliable, received Qin Feng, and then all kinds of deceptions, and he was also lustful, spying on the landlady and helping Wang Po find her son, but the result was a dog, catching a junior or something.

The two lines really merged because Huang Langdon discovered that Tang Ren was a murderer.

When he caught Tang Ren, he was also a chicken flying and a dog jumping.

"Haha, I'm laughing to death. ”

"Nima, Tang Ren and Qin Feng are going to euhale me. ”

"You beat me, I didn't beat you, Qin Feng's innocent look is really too loving. ”

"I'm the only one who thinks Qin Feng is quite like a sufferer?"

"No, I think Qin Feng is like an attacker. ”

......

Everyone was chatting happily, and at the same time, some people began to think deeply, who reported to Tang Ren?

The screen turns.

Police station.

"What do you mean??? Huang Langden?"

Kun Tai said loudly, "You go to my territory and arrest people without saying hello, and you fucking arrest my people, bastard." ”

"Your people?"

"Nonsense, who in the whole Chinatown doesn't know that Tang Ren is my horse boy. You ask which of them doesn't know, what evidence do you have to arrest someone?"

Kuntai asked loudly.

At this point, the director said, "Langdon, evidence. ”

"Three months ago, when four gold stores in Chinatown were stolen overnight, losing 100 and 1 kilograms of gold bars and nuggets, one of the first theft rings we identified was Songpa, a craftsman in Songpa's workshop, and we finally confirmed that the lost gold was also hidden in his workshop. ”

"On April 15th, when we were about to go to arrest Sompa, we found that he had been killed, and the time of death was from 11 o'clock to 1 o'clock in the evening of April 14th. ”

......

Huang Langden deduced: "We finally found that the person who entered the workshop was Tang Ren, and the murder weapon was full of Tang Ren's fingerprints, and the gold was missing, so we can conclude that Tang Ren is the little one of the five accomplices, so as long as we find Tang Ren, we can recover the stolen gold, is it successful?"

"It worked. ”

The crowd applauded.

Even Kuntai's people applauded, and the angry Kuntai kicked hard.

"Sir Kun, what else do you have to say?"

"No, I want to state here, I have nothing to do with this Tang Ren"

"Hahahehe, didn't you say that the whole Chinatown people know that Tang Ren is your horse boy?"

Huang Langdon patted Kun Tai lightly: "And I heard that you are the boss behind the scenes of that private detective agency?"

"I warn you not to talk nonsense, I sue you for slander, you know, I sue you for slander, he slanders me......"

Kun Tai said with a funny look, but at this time, Tang Ren called.

"Brother Tai, you. ”

"What are you, you dare to kill someone, I'll limit you to come to the police station within 6 hours to commit suicide. ”

"Brother Tai, me. ”

"What am I, you must not think about running away, you must not think about leaving Thailand on a smuggling boat, and then transfer to Vietnam, Myanmar, Laos, Cambodia, you don't let me see you again, you let me see you, I will kill you in minutes." ”

After Kuntai finished speaking, he threw the phone on the table.

Then the camera showed the others looking at Kuntai blankly.

"I don't share sin with sin. ”

At this time, Kun Tai made a standard gesture, and his horses applauded very cooperatively.

......

"Damn, this Kuntai is laughing at me. ”

"Yes, this fucking spoof is good, and the most important thing is that he still has true love for Tang Ren. ”

"But in this way, it's not Kuntai's secret. ”

"Who called Tang Ren then?"

......

On the other side, Tang Ren and Qin Feng began their daily fighting.

"You go and turn yourself in, anyway, there is no death penalty in Thailand, and you will come out after more than 40 years in prison. ”

"Listen, are you talking about human words? I'm your uncle. ”

"Table table of tables. ”

"Blood is thicker than water. ”

......

"What do you know the most in Thailand? With your appearance, there is nothing else to go in, and you have been gang-raped dozens of times by more than a dozen big men. ”

Tang Ren said loudly.

At this time, the trio of robbers came into play.

Tang Ren's kung fu is still quite powerful, and his most powerful thing is that the monkey steals peaches.

"Tang Ren of the Southern Mo Family Fist admitted it. ”

As soon as he turned over and played handsome, Tang Ren made a kung fu pose.

"Promise what? Accept your mother's will. ”

Brother Bei, who was wearing glasses, suddenly took out a pistol at this time: "Put it on for me." ”

As soon as the picture turned, Tang Ren was tortured, and then beaten severely.

Obviously, the three of them wanted to ask Tang Ren where the gold was.

"It turned out to be my uncle, you say it quickly, if you don't say it, I'll kill him. ”

"Say it quickly, I'm your nephew. ”

"Table. ”

......

Seeing this scene also made many people laugh.

In the theater, looking at Tang Ren's serious look, it was really funny.

At this time, Tang Ren finally remembered.

It turned out to be a sculpture workshop, and he said the man called him and asked him to transport the boxes to the parking lot of the Sea to Sky Tower, next to a van.

"King Kong, take care of him, Vietnamese boy, let's find a box. ”

Brother Bei said loudly.

The plot continued, Tang Ren ran away with Qin Feng, and before leaving, it was another trick for the monkey to steal the peach and turn King Kong over.

Of course, this plot is also amusing to everyone.

A serious joke is the easiest way to add a comedic effect.

At present, the plot is almost 40 minutes long.

Song Guangkun's girlfriend Qi Feng was already about to burst into laughter.

"It's so funny, where is this a suspenseful crime-solving drama, this is a complete comedy. ”

"yes, I think it's a comedy, and it seems to be quite enjoyable at the moment. ”

......

As the plot continued further, Qin Feng and Tang Ren came to find Ah Xiang together, thinking of meeting here.

As a result, as soon as Tang Ren and Qin Feng arrived at Ah Xiang's side, the Beige trio also arrived.

The laughter came up.

The three of them hadn't said a few words yet, and Brother Tai came.

Before Brother Tai could say a few words, Huang Langden came.

The theater resounded with laughter one after another.

Especially when everyone is serious and funny, it makes many people laugh non-stop.

At the same time, Qin Feng looked at the case and said that Tang Ren was the murderer, and at the same time hoped that Tang Ren would not go back and solve the case together, but Tang Ren just wanted to leave.

As a result, looking at the people in the stowaway boat, he decided not to leave.

At this time, the case finally began to be solved.

I went to the parking lot to investigate first.

The investigation found that the car had been disposed of, and they went to the abandoned parking garage to find it.

Then the two of them went to the workshop together.

"The room is clean and smellless, it's either a pseudo-mother or gay."

Tang Ren said with a judgmental look.

"Damn. ”

Qin Feng could only respond to his words.

When I continued to search the things in the room, someone suddenly came, it was the North Brother Trio.

At the same time, everyone also knew who was Neiying through the chat between Qin Feng and Tang Ren.

The one who first called Tang Ren.

The one who saw Tang Ren but didn't let him leave.

Huang Langdon's assistant.

The two of them finally prepared to go to Brother Tai for help.

"Hello. ”

"Brother Tai is me. ”

"Tang Ren, have you been to Malaysia or South Korea?"

"I'm at your doorstep. ”

......

This conversation literally made the people in the theater laugh again.

"Holy shit, I was really laughed at by Brother Tyre. ”

"Haha, that's right, is this Nima's really going to laugh at me?"

"It's like, it's interesting. ”

......

There was laughter in the theater.

Kun Tai was very depressed: "Why don't you leave?"

"I'm going to prove my innocence. ”

Tang Ren said.

Qin Feng was very simple: "We have to solve the case." ”

"Do you think it's a movie?"

Kun Tai said angrily: "Are you the king back?"

Tang Ren begged, "You have to help me."

"I've got you out. ”

"You've got to help me. ”

"Shall I help you again, will my police do it?"

"If they know that you collect black money, they will open a small casino. ”

"How dare you threaten me?"

"If your wife knows that you have a little wife?"

"How can I help you?"

"We're going to look at the details of Songpa. ”

And his consumption list for nearly half a year. ”

"Good. ”

"We're going to go to the police station. ”

"Look at the surveillance footage. ”

"Are you crazy?"

"You don't even have the director's wife??"

"Let's plan it. ”

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