Colin's talk show was playing on the TV, and Solana's family was sitting around laughing.

The youngest daughter, Mary, suddenly exclaimed excitedly, "Look, look, it's daddy again." ”

And the other children were equally excited: "I can blow with Jacqueline again." ”

"Stupid donkey, blowing dad and being sarcastic by that Chinese again? Dad, you are also arguing, I am very ashamed at school!"

"Of course I don't brag about my dad, everyone knows he's stupid. Jacqueline and I are both Bramble fans. Hold on, Dad, when you can see Bramble, I'll love you even more!

“......”

While Solana was still angry, his wife grinned and clapped her hands: "Kids, keep watching the show." ”

Leaning against Solana's side, his wife covered her mouth and couldn't help laughing: "Actually, you are really good. ”

As soon as she heard this, Solana burst into tears, and her heart, which was about to break, was finally comforted: "Actually, I felt very good about this interview. Hmph, that Chinese kid is too uneducated. ”

"Hey, I mean...... You're great except for bickering!"

“......”

Solana has tons of injuries on her head, and the show gets to the highlights. Collin's eyebrows fluttered: "...... I'm not an expert when it comes to commercial films. Suffice it to say that I love Bramble and Solana, and you are my inspiration. ”

"When I heard that Bramble had returned to China, my heart was so sad that I ate three large bowls of pasta. Unexpectedly, he was pleasantly surprised, he first went to the scourge of that kind of sissy football, causing those British aristocrats to lose their gentlemanly demeanor and collectively roll up their sleeves. And they also scolded UEFA, and the angry group of UEFA officials almost threw out white handkerchiefs. Maybe it's about mud wrestling on the soccer field?"

"But compared to that lovely Mr. Solana, eh, am I talking about that Solana again?"

“......”

After watching the show, Solana was already pale.

"Dad, come on, you must hold on and let Bramble say a few more words. I love his cool words. ”

"Don't be a nymphomaniac, you have to comfort Dad, I want to have my own car for my birthday this year. ”

Youngest daughter Mary: "Dad, the most important thing is that you are on TV. I'm for you! Can you not attend tomorrow night's parent-teacher conference?"

“......”

Before Solana vomited blood and died, his wife laughed and scolded and drove the naughty ghosts away. And Solana smiled bitterly a few times and complained: "The box office results are so good, why did I become a clown?"

"My dear, don't pay attention to that Chinese boy, he should be jealous of you. "Solana's wife was genuinely comforting this time.

"This is the place where the fire is big, and what he says is still on point. Solana confided to his wife, "Hollywood looks at box office numbers, never looks at anything else, and it doesn't affect my career prospects." It's just that he keeps saying this, and he feels very uncomfortable. ”

"Actually, just ignore him. The wife smiled and persuaded, "Look at Bramble, he has scolded Microsoft and others, he has scolded many people in Hollywood, and even scolded the Securities and Futures Commission, and what kind of football in Europe has never been lost." In fact, as long as you have grades, you won't be ashamed to say it. ”

Solana also understood this truth, but now it seemed a little difficult to ride a tiger, so she could only nod vaguely: "Let's talk about it." ”

The verbal battle between Jing Jian and Solana intensified. Strangely, it was the two of them who were going back and forth, while Paramount and the rest of the crew were all silent. And such a big war, with Colin's two consecutive talk shows, once again entertained North America, and for a while it actually stole the limelight and became one of the hot spots of the entertainment version......

......

In the capital, Jing Jian was also dumbfounded at this time, because he was watching Zou Hai ...... Count it as a show!

"Jing Zhishu, these tickets are old and strong, and they are all fried for 200 outside. I heard that Master Yan's last exercise this year is the last time, and then he recuperates to protect the launch of our satellite, and fights with foreign countries with special functions......"

Jing Jian really didn't expect that he would really encounter that legendary qigong fever in his first life. But thinking of himself in his previous life, running around for three meals a day, he didn't have the intention of such a tall thing, listen, qigong! That is what can only be had by collecting seven dragon balls?

But listening to the introduction of this Zou Hai Zou Section Chief today, the style of painting is indeed beyond Jing Jian's imagination. Qigong strengthens the body or has special functions or something that can be understood, how can it still have the function of protecting the launch of satellites? It turns out that this group of people are all dragons?

Holding back a smile, Jing Jian asked, "Section Chief Zou, this thing doesn't seem scientific, right?"

Unexpectedly, Zou Hai looked serious: "This is science, and it has been published in the newspaper." Master Yan performed his work on the spot, and even the old lady, who had been paralyzed for more than ten years, immediately walked like a fly. ”

Well, this is the science of the fantasy world, and many people believe in it anyway. Won't those who engage in pyramid schemes still have this set of collective brainwashing? At least these big wets have thought of protecting satellites, and patriotism is still worthy of praise!

But looking at those high-priced tickets, Jing Jian had a headache. To admire the work of those fools? I'm really afraid that I can't help but laugh and be beaten out by those people. But thinking that Zou Hai can insist on patting his ass in the current situation, and it has cost so much, it can't make him feel cold, right?

After thinking about it, Jing Jian decided to refuse to be more euphemistic: "Ahem, Lao Zou, I'm so young, it seems that learning doesn't have much effect......

Zou Hai was suddenly a little anxious, for fear that Jing Jian would not believe it, so he hurriedly put on a posture: "Jing Zhishu, it is really effective, the younger you practice, the better." Look at me, this is the first form of natural exercises, the fragrance of the pagoda, and I have been practicing it for months. When the dantian is overflowing, you can open the five senses for the first time, and the body is sandalwood. ”

"Uh......" Jing Jian couldn't complain anymore. Seeing that Zou Hai has been practicing movements for several months, don't you say that they are elegant, right? At least they are more standard? Why does the more you look at it, the more it looks like an old lady doing radio gymnastics?

"Jing Zhishu, how am I practicing?" Zou Hai's face was full of anticipation.

"Uh...... Okay!" Jing Jian couldn't bear it anymore, and decided to praise the flesh of the words, "I feel that there is already a faint aroma in the room." ”

"Really? I just feel like I'm in the mirrors. Zou Hai was overjoyed, "Then Jing Zhishu, are you going to go?"

"I'll go, I'll go!"