Chapter Thirty-Six: A Farce
Although Tian Yue was shy, she had been carefully observing Lin Feng's expression and gaze, she saw that Lin Feng's eyes were clear, without the slightest affection between men and women, and she couldn't help but feel a sense of loss in her heart:
Alas, I can't help myself, I'm afraid that I will fall deeper and deeper!
Lin Feng didn't seem to notice Tian Yue's abnormality, he just said with a smile:
"Please tell Louis that as long as he learns Chinese well, I will consider it!"
Lin Feng expected that this foreigner was just a whim, and it was impossible for him to squat in a university from the rice country and go to a third-rate university like Yunhai University as an exchange student.
But after Luis heard Tian Yue's translation, his eyes immediately lit up, and he pestered Lin Feng to teach him a sentence of Chinese first.
Lin Feng was so entangled that he was impatient, and as soon as his heart moved, he smiled and said:
"Okay, I'll teach you first, this is an Internet buzzword, you listen to it......"
The surrounding students looked at Lin Feng and Louis curiously, most of them were looking at Lin Feng, and it was estimated that they would teach him to say such buzzwords as "arrogant", "five strong", and "I believe you are a ghost".
But I saw Lin Feng say slowly:
"Attention, the phrase is: Malegobi!"
"Wow!"
Now the backstage immediately exploded!
"Malegobi?"
The students in the background were shocked, shocked and laughed:
"Damn, what kind of buzzword is this?"
Although Louis faintly felt that the laughter of the people around him was a little strange, he was eager to learn from his teacher, where did he think that Lin Feng would actually treat him badly and teach him a curse word......
When Louis saw Lin Feng's serious teaching, he learned seriously:
"Oh!"
"Flutter!" Zi Xuan was the first to hold back, turned her head and hid in a corner, beating her chest and laughing wildly.
Tian Yue and the others around first endured it for a while, and finally couldn't hold it back, and they also learned from Zixuan's practice, and fled one after another, hiding in a small corner and laughing......
Lin Feng, as the initiator of this prank, almost burst out laughing when he heard Louis say it seriously.
But he has always had the spirit of spoofing, and he was able to hold back his laughter stubbornly, but pointed out the incorrectness of Louis's pronunciation with a straight face......
Louis recited a few words over and over again, and the more he spoke, the more fluent he became, and the more he spoke, the more excited he became: "Malegobi!"
The louder he shouted, the more miserable the students in the backstage laughed, laughing to death, wanting to die......
Louis was obviously crazy, and seeing that these people were very happy one by one, he also smiled happily and kept repeating that sentence to Lin Feng.
Lin Feng didn't think it at first, but after listening to it for a while, he found that something was wrong:
Damn, haven't you been scolding me?
He was not polite at once, nodding his head and smiling at Louis:
"Well, you're right, Malegobi!"
The two of them were scolding each other repeatedly, and suddenly a teacher broke in the background and shouted at Lin Feng and the others:
"You... What are you doing? Lin Feng, come to the stage, the city leaders are waiting to meet you!"
The teacher was so anxious that he didn't pay any attention to the language in his words.
Lin Feng waited for him to leave, then waved his hand and said loudly:
"Students, let's go, go out to meet the city leaders!"
After saying this, the backstage burst into laughter......
Tian Yue watched Lin Feng take the students who participated in the performance and stepped onto the stage in a majestic manner, and for a while she looked at Lin Feng's back in a daze.
And Sun Xiang, who was on the side, couldn't help but poke her with his finger:
"Hey, if you like people, take the initiative!"
Tian Yue's cheeks flushed, and she said coquettishly:
"Who... He's smaller than me, and I like older and more mature than me!"
Sun Xiang scraped his cheeks with his hand, made a grimace and said:
"Cut, it's really shameless, the gaze you just now can't wait to eat Lin Feng! In my opinion, you treat him as Tang monk meat, right?
Hehe, I guess, there are a lot of people here who want to eat Tang monk's meat! Do you want to be a spider spirit or a white bone spirit? Pick it yourself, and it's better to start first!"
Tian Yue scolded with a smile: "Phew, you can really make it up!"
But after saying that, she suddenly sighed faintly:
"Alas, no matter what goblin is, in the end, who can eat Tang monk's meat?"
As she spoke, Tian Yue glanced at Zixuan, who was hiding behind the curtain and secretly looking at the stage, and she smiled bitterly in a low voice:
"There is such a beautiful little girl next to her, and the building near the water is the first to get the moon, where can I get my turn?"
Saying this, Sun Xiang is also interested in Shanshan:
"Alas, people like you don't have the courage to go into battle, let alone a willow like me. It's not that our army is incompetent, it's that the enemy army is too strong!"
Tian Yue glanced at Sun Xiang curiously, and said curiously: "You like him too?"
Sun Xiang said very casually:
"Nonsense, a boy like this is a national treasure, how rare it is! Can I still not like it? But ah, Yueyue, when he performed on stage just now, I didn't think he was so handsome.
But when he beat Louis to a halt in his heart, and when he rescued him again, he was so calm and free-spirited, he was so fucking handsome!
If he doesn't have a girlfriend, I'll be the first to go up and grab it!"
Tian Yue jumped up and suddenly realized:
"Okay, you big pig's trotters! It's clear that you're interested in others, but you're encouraging me in turn?"
Sun Xiang desperately resisted:
"Aren't you the same yourself? I clearly like it and say I don't like it, pretend, but pretend!"
The two laughed for a while, and Tian Yue suddenly saw Qin Xiang who was finishing her makeup backstage and walking towards the stage, and she suddenly felt excited:
"Forget it, don't make trouble! Even if Lin Feng really doesn't have a girlfriend, the competition is too fierce, Qin Xiang is afraid that he will also stare at this piece of Tang monk meat!
And I think Zhou Mengyao may also have thoughts about Lin Feng......"
Sun Xiang nodded in agreement, and she lamented:
"Oh my God, why is it so hard to find a man? God, please give me a man! I buried him in the earth in the spring, and ...... in the fall."
Tian Yue pushed her angrily:
"In the fall, you'll be able to harvest a bunch of bones, idiot! Don't be stupid, get on stage and take advantage of the terrain......"
After a while, the students who participated in the evening party on the stage filled the stage. At the front stood Louis with a smile on his face, a foreign friend who volunteered to come to the stage and was almost killed by Lin Feng with his bare hands.
But fortunately, the bad thing turned into a good thing, and he became the most showy cub except for Lin Feng.
Foreigners advocate personal heroism, so they are born to be in the limelight, and most of them are crazy. Louis stood on the stage, his face flushed with excitement, and he was eager to try, if there were not too many people, he would not be able to do it, but he was afraid that he would immediately have to improvise here.
When the city leader came to him, he said a few words of condolence and concern to him in Chinese, and after listening to the translation, Louis suddenly moved in his heart and said a word to the translator in English.
The translator glanced at Louis with some surprise, and then said to the leader beside him:
"Mayor Wu, this Mr. Louis said that he just learned a Chinese dialect and wants to learn it for you. ”
When Mayor Wu heard this, he was deeply grateful, and the official shelf was more and more sufficient, and his voice was even louder:
Now, more and more foreigners are learning our Chinese language. This shows that our international image and international status are indeed constantly improving!"
He was very official here, where could Louis understand, he was immediately overjoyed when he saw that the interpreter nodded to him, and then shouted out a sentence that Lin Feng taught him very seriously and hard:
"Malegobi!"
Amazingly, this pronunciation is extremely accurate!
Suddenly, the officials next to the city leaders only felt that their eyes were dark, and they almost fell down......
On the whole stage, there was a dead silence and the pins could be heard!
Pity Mayor Wu, listening to the Chinese that Louis learned with anticipation, and a powerful expletive!
Mayor Wu's smile froze on his face, and the corners of his eyes kept twitching.
The entourage next to him, as well as the other school leaders, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. All of them tightened their faces, and they looked righteous and awe-inspiring. But the corners of their mouths twitched from time to time, as if they were cramping.
The surrounding students obviously did not have the good control of these leaders, and some students couldn't help but burst out laughing on the spot......
But all the leaders felt that it was inappropriate, and immediately put on a straight face again. After a while, I couldn't help it, so I had to turn around and cover my mouth to steal fun.
Lin Feng heard Louis shouting like a wolf, and almost fainted without laughing. But he stood in the front row again, and the city leader was not far away, so he had to use all his strength to control himself and not let himself laugh.
Louis didn't know that he was spoofed by Lin Feng!
Seeing the strange reactions of the people around him, he couldn't help but say blankly:
"What's wrong, didn't I learn the right thing?"
Then, he worked hard to learn the pronunciation.
When Mayor Wu heard this, good guy, do you want to greet again, is this worth it?
Most of the people who can be leaders are not slow to react, he shook Louis's hand with a light face, and then said to the school leader beside him who kept wiping his sweat with a natural face:
"People say that every time you go to a foreign country, the first sentence you learn must be scolding, and now it seems that it is not true!"
After saying that, he himself took the lead and laughed out loud.
With this laugh, the people around him were relieved, and they breathed a sigh of relief and laughed one after another......
Lin Feng easily stayed up until all the leaders left, and the party was over and ready to end, but he saw Catherine with Louis and came over angrily......
Lin Feng had a ghost in his heart, pulled Zixuan and said:
"Run, run, run, foreign devils are coming to find trouble!"
Zixuan has always been amused by Louis's greeting from the earth-shattering god thunder. was pulled by Lin Feng, and then he let out an oh sound, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and ran away with Lin Feng......
At first, a few people could still maintain restraint in the auditorium, and their steps were not fast. But the more they reached the door of the auditorium, the pace of several people became faster and faster.
As soon as he got out of the auditorium, Lin Feng pulled Zixuan and ran away!
Catherine shouted loudly from behind:
"Lin Feng, you stop me! I have something to say!"
Lin Feng laughed, turned his head and said:
"Stop and don't come here, I'll talk about it tomorrow!"
Catherine was so angry that her nose was crooked, and she said to Louis:
"Luis, let's chase!"
Louis was puzzled and said, "Why chase?"
Catherine said angrily:
"You idiot, he was just playing tricks on you, don't you know?"
Louis asked, puzzled, "Where did he trick me?"
Catherine kicked Louis in a fit of rage, and her face was as black as a pot helmet:
"The Chinese he taught you was a curse, and you ...... , I actually scolded this mayor just now!"
Louis immediately hugged his head and said with a look of horror:
"God, I've heard that in China, centralization is very strong. If I scold the mayor, will I be sent to jail and wear shoes?"
When Catherine saw him like this, she was angry and laughed:
"You limbed, simple-minded idiot, hurry up and catch up with me and apologize to him!"
At first, Louis nodded vigorously, but then he seemed to think of something, and said in frustration:
"What's the use of catching up? I can't beat him. ”
Catherine said angrily, "Do you know how to use force? Are you still alive in the Middle Ages?"
As she spoke, she chased after herself, and threw down a sentence from afar:
"Come or not, you can do it yourself......"
In desperation, Louis had no choice but to chase after him......