Chapter 29: Door-to-door kissing
"I'm home. Xu Zhinian went to push the door, but because the latch was rusty, he didn't push it open.
Song Chuxing leaned over from behind her, put it in her ear and said, "Don't let me go in and sit?"
"Song Chuxing, in broad daylight, what are you going to do?"
"It's not that I said you, Xu Baoya, this is what is wrong with you, at a young age, why are your thoughts so impure, I will say that I will sit in your house for a while, and you will start to think twice. ”
Song Chuxing instead pretended to be a decent man and a gentleman, and beat him upside down.
"Song Chuxing, don't come in, hurry up...... Let's go!" Xu Zhiqi rushed out of the house, still holding a stove hook in his hand, his eyes full of vigilance.
Song Chuxing looked at the weak Xu Zhiqi, a wicked smile tugged at the corner of his mouth, and said: "Second uncle, it's not easy to beat people with a stove hook, it's best to have some shovels, hammers, hoes ......and the like at home."
He turned away and whistled.
Xu Zhiqi rushed over quickly, pulled Xu Zhinian in, and plugged in the latch again.
"Second brother, you're sweating. Xu Zhinian looked at Xu Zhiqi, whose face was flushed, and couldn't laugh or cry - Song Chuxing scared him enough.
"He didn't do anything to you, did he?"
Second brother, don't worry, Song Chuxing is a paper tiger, don't be afraid. ”
Xu Zhinian took Xu Zhiqi's arm and walked in, but he didn't expect that Song Chuxing didn't go far at all, but listened to their conversation under the wall.
"Say I'm a paper tiger? little girl, there are times when you cry. ”
......
When Song Chuxing went home, Song Yidao had already divided the mutton, and the smell of mutton soup came from the house.
"Dad, you're very fast. Song Chuxing walked into the kitchen quickly, took the bowl and prepared to serve the soup to drink.
"Put it down, say, what's the matter. Song Yidao glared at Song Chuxing coldly, he was immediately honest - one thing drops one thing, Jiang is still old and spicy, Song Chuxing is not afraid of the sky, but he is a little afraid of his father.
"Dad, what's going on. ”
"That girl said you were shirtless at her house?" Song Yidao easily did not speak, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he hit the nail on the head, pointing to the key point of the matter.
"Dad, you can't be thinking about what happened to me and her, do you? Don't you know me......
"I just know you too well. Song Yidao directly covered the pot, it seems that if he doesn't explain honestly today, Song Chuxing wants to drink soup.
"Dad, she is Xu Baoya of the old Xu family, and her father is a laborer in the cement factory, do you remember? ”
"Hmm. Song Yidao nodded while sipping the mutton soup.
He has been in Xujiagouzi Village since he was born, but he is cold by nature and never walks around with his neighbors, so he is not familiar with anyone.
He only knew that the old Xu family was honest and never caused trouble.
He has also seen Xu Baoya a few times, but in his impression, Xu Baoya is a delicate little girl, soft-spoken, and ignorant of the world.
But this time, Xu Baoya impressed him - he actually saw him cut off the sheep's head without changing his face, and he was still talking and laughing with Song Chuxing.
How can this girl be so bold?
"Dad, Ming, her two aunts are going to come to the door to say goodbye, don't say anything, you just nod and agree, and leave the rest to me." ”
"Little calf, you don't study anymore, do you want to marry a daughter-in-law?"
Song Yidao put the bowl heavily on the table, and his face immediately became serious: "You forgot to promise your mother? You said, you want to get a diploma, you are not allowed to kill pigs in this life, you have not finished high school, you will marry a daughter-in-law? Even if I agree, your mother will not agree!"
"Dad, how do you know that my mother doesn't agree, and my mother crawled out of the grave to tell you? ”
"Fart!"
In the next ten minutes, Song Chuxing was beaten with a mixed double of a feather duster and a sole of his shoes.
But he has long been used to it, and he also knows that his father loves him, and his hands are measured, raised high and gently fallen, but in order to make his father happy, he has to cooperate with screams and begging for mercy.
"Okay Dad, I didn't plan to marry now, and I didn't want to marry either, this is a bureau!"
Song Chuxing told his father about Xu Zhinian's plan, and the more Song Yidao listened, the more incredible he felt - this little girl looked soft and weak, as if she could be kicked to death with one kick, but she had so many hearts and eyes in her stomach.
Cheng Yue'e and Zhang Guilian, that is the Diao mother-in-law known to everyone in the village, Xu Baoya is so young that she wants to clean up these two aunts, and her means and scheming are admirable.
"Dad, if you don't speak, it means that you agree. ”
Song Chuxing smiled proudly, turned around and went to the kitchen to fill himself a big bowl of mutton soup, and drank it well.
......
Early the next morning, Cheng Yue'e and Zhang Guilian came to the door.
They may have been too afraid to enter the Hades Palace, so they didn't dare to come empty-handed, one carrying two bottles of wine, the other carrying a bag of Guoguang apples, shouted Master Song outside the door, and then laughed with them, their faces stiffened.
Song Yidao didn't seem to see them, and concentrated on defeathering the duck he had just killed this morning.
The two of them waited for a long time and no one greeted them, so they had to walk in on their own initiative.
"Master Song, the two of us are here to tell your son that we are here, if you are done, let's sit in the house?"
Song Yidao still didn't say anything, just got up and walked in with a duck feather, Cheng Yue'e and Zhang Guilian glanced at each other, and they hurriedly followed.
Song Chuxing was reading a book, and when he saw them coming, he didn't squeak, and turned over and faced in.
"Chu Xing, we told you that we were here, did we disturb your study?"
Cheng Yue'e felt cold in her heart, this father and son are really good, one is colder than the other.
"Don't bother, you can watch the golden bottle plum whenever you want. Song Chuxing threw the book on the kang and yawned.
This style, this vulgarity, this dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, it is so much in line with their hearts - the whole village probably can't find a thing like such a bastard.
"Then let's go straight to the point, the two of us combined, you and our old family's Baoya are quite suitable, the age and appearance are suitable, and you are still her savior...... Baoya wants to repay the favor. ”
"Oh. Song Chuxing got up from the kang, sneered, and said, "Tell me, what are the conditions?"
The two glanced at each other, both a little proud-it seems that Song Chuxing is willing.
"There are no conditions, we are aunts, we want to fulfill you, I will accompany a black and white TV, and her third aunt will accompany you to give 300 yuan! We don't want a penny of bride price! As long as you marry Baoya as soon as possible!"
The two of them felt that Song Chuxing would definitely be happy to agree to this condition, and they would definitely not be able to find a second copy all over the world.
"Don't want a bride price, give back the dowry?" Song Chuxing sneered, looked at the two people in front of him with evil eyes, and then glanced at his father.
"But isn't it, Bao Ya said, to repay the favor! Cheng Yue's mouth was grinning to the root of her ears.