002. Hide from the sky and cross the sea
Liu Jinbao also almost laughed, covered his belly and said, "I know you, Guo Yongkun, right, last year, the double robbery of the cattle that our brigade put on the mountain and led it to your brigade to mill the grain, which is a good thing you did." You kid has a bad stomach, what kind of moth do you want to fix?"
Guo Yongkun's head was raised, "Just ask you if you want to do it?"
"Yo, I'm quite confident. ”
Liu Jinbao glanced at him angrily and asked, "Do you want me to let you go back first?" I said that you kid is a cultural person, can you do things through your brains, not to mention that your brigade's crops are dry and smoking, and there is no water at all, even if there is, why do you pay me back, pick it up bucket by bucket?"
"Don't bother, I'll give it to you now. ”
"Oops, I'll ......"
"Wha!"
There was another burst of laughter.
Liu Jinbao was simply too lazy to bird him, turned his head sideways and said, "Zhao Dalong, have you seen it, you have done too many bad things, and you will be punished, this kid is crazy." ”
"Brother Kun?" Li Youguang was extremely worried at this time, and glanced over with a caring and mentally handicapped look.
"Liu Jinbao, you're crazy, don't talk about water, it's ice, Lao Tzu can get it for you now!"
Guo Yongkun's eyes were rolling, and his words were not shocking.
If you are so polite, where can Liu Jinbao endure it, he was instantly angry, "Okay! Get it, get it right away, if you don't get it out, Lao Tzu will let you climb back to the front mountain today!"
"Let's go!"
Guo Yongkun smiled faintly, meaning that the plan had succeeded, he stepped forward, did not retreat, but advanced, and walked directly into the Xiali Bay.
caused the surrounding people to scratch their ears and cheeks.
Looking at this kid's appearance, it doesn't look like crazy, but how can he talk and do things, so out of tune?
You must know that it is summer, where to get ice, they do not have the legendary refrigerator in Xiali Bay, except for the brigade headquarters and the rice mill, there is no electricity.
Do you really think you're a god?
"Captain, what should I do?"
Li Youguang and the three of them wilted their heads and drooped their heads, and they were wasted.
"What else can I do, follow. Zhao Dalong smiled bitterly, and now he wanted to hurry up and beat him, so as not to end up even more miserable later.
"Captain Liu, please get a few basins, besides, where is the toilet?"
Liu Jinbao can be said to be holding back the fire at the moment, he wants to see today, what kind of moth can this kid make, sing a big show?
All right!
Lao Tzu accompanies you.
But don't mess it up, or ...... Hum!
Immediately, he instructed the members to get the basin, and then pointed in one direction and said, "Then there is one, no need to look for it!"
"New toilet or old toilet?"
“...... Is there something wrong with you, and you can still divide the old and new toilets when you go to the toilet?"
"Who said I was going to the toilet, I'm looking for something. ”
Before Liu Jinbao could speak, the entourage was on their back again, almost laughing and cramping.
Looking for something on the toilet?
It's rare!
"Playing with Lao Tzu?"
"I'm really looking for something. ”
"Old toilet!"
"That's good. Guo Yongkun was overjoyed, and the time had come to test his knowledge reserves.
I have seen some palace soap operas before, and there are many of them with the wisdom of the ancestors, and I only hope that the ancients will not deceive them...... Oh no, the screenwriter doesn't lie to me.
The night was hazy, but fortunately there were more than a dozen torches around to help the light, which did not affect the vision. Guo Yongkun followed Liu Jinbao and came to this crystallized land of several generations in Xiali Bay, and began to investigate around.
"What are you looking for?"
Everyone looked at him with a troubled appearance, which was both funny and a little novel.
"Li Youguang, what is he doing?" asked Zhao Dalong patting his head.
"I don't ...... either"
"Xiaoguang, bring the biggest basin!"
A slightly happy voice came, Li You couldn't talk to him, and quickly picked up a large enamel basin with the word "Xi" from the ground and trotted over.
At this time, Guo Yongkun was squatting on the muddy ground, holding a torch in one hand and a broken tile in the other, scraping something.
"What is this, Brother Kun?" Li Youguang looked at the white powdery object, pinched his nose and asked.
"Saltpeter. ”
"What's that?"
"Didn't you take a chemistry class in junior high school, do you know potassium nitrate?"
"Forget ...... Finish. ”
"When I didn't say it. ”
There are really a lot of saltpeter around the toilet of this old pimple, no wonder when I went to my grandmother's house in the countryside when I was a child, I always heard adults warn me not to set off firecrackers next to the pigsty and the toilet.
Guo Yongkun didn't have to scrape for a long time, and the pelvic floor was basically filled.
"Alright, Captain Liu, please get a basin of water. ”
Liu Jinbao clasped his hands around his chest, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he gestured sideways, making up his mind to play with him to the end tonight.
The area around the old pimple toilet was too smoky, Guo Yongkun changed places with the basin, and it didn't take long for a member of Xialiwan to walk slowly with a basin full of water.
"Go on!"
The water had been placed in front of him, but seeing that the other party had not reacted for a long time, Liu Jinbao suddenly wanted to go crazy......
Guo Yongkun smiled, how can buddy let you soar out?
Swallow it back!
So without further delay, a small basin was put into a large basin filled with saltpeter, and half a basin of water was poured in, and then all the remaining water was poured into the large basin and merged with saltpeter.
The chemical reaction was quite rapid, and I saw that a ball of white milk immediately rose from the bottom of the clear water, and spread rapidly in all directions, as if an invisible hand was pouring milk into it.
It's magical.
At the same time, those who are close to them can clearly feel that the temperature on their bodies is dropping, and the air around them is also much cooler, which is refreshing.
"What's going on?"
Except for Guo Yongkun, everyone present was dumbfounded and impressed by this miraculous performance.
"Eh~ It seems to have hardened!"
"Really?"
"I'll touch it...... Oh my God, it's so hard!"
"Won't it?"
Everyone couldn't wait to start one after another, and when their fingers touched the hard and cool ice, they all gasped, and the shock in their eyes turned into an incredible shock!
"Grandma's, it's really turned into ice?!"
"Captain Campbell, take a look. ”
Liu Jinbao was the only person standing in the front row who didn't move, because he didn't believe Guo Yongkun at all, and when he saw the members of the club at this moment, they all had a ghostly expression, and his heart was beating wildly.
Really?
So, I quickly reached out and investigated......
"This ......"
He was sure that he was indeed touching ice.
But how is this possible?
In this big summer, making ice with bare hands, what about the trouble?
"Magic?" Feeling the comfortable coldness of his fingertips, Liu Jinbao propped up his waist and looked at Guo Yongkun in disbelief.
Guo Yongkun paused for a moment, he really didn't expect the other party to be able to say such fashionable words, after all, in this era, not only is there a shortage of materials, but information is also very closed.
Laughing and shaking his head, "No, it's science. ”
After hearing these two words, Liu Jinbao seemed to have a sense of awe, and said with a straight face: "Explain and explain." ”
"It's not esoteric either. Do you remember the white powder I scraped next to the toilet just now, that thing is called saltpeter, and you can use it to make ice......"
Liu Jinbao suddenly said that the other party ran to the toilet to make some mess before, it turned out to be some kind of saltpeter.
Isn't that just a white flower on the ground, there are many of them, and not only around the toilet, but also in the corner of his house.
Doesn't that mean......
Will they be able to make ice at any time by using local materials?
"What's the matter, Captain Liu, have you thought of it?" Guo Yongkun had been paying attention to the change in his expression, and said at the right time.
"What?"
“......”
This guy is not easy to fool, so Guo Yongkun plans to take it step by step and set off the atmosphere first.
There's a word called "get carried away," huh...... That's it.
"Comrades members, is it comfortable to have ice cubes to cool down in this summer?"
"Grandma's, that's needless to say, I'm dying!"
"yes, I want to sleep with it right now. ”
"I want to gnaw it!"
His words immediately attracted the echo of many members of the Xialiwan Society, and the eyes of everyone looking at him were not as fierce as before.
"That's good. Guo Yongkun smiled brightly, very satisfied with the reaction of everyone, and continued, "But let me tell you, ice cubes are not just for cooling. ”
"Oh, what's the use?" someone asked.
"It's very useful, you think about it, after the ice has melted...... What is it?"
"Water!"
Everyone spoke in unison.
And after shouting, some people's eyes have lit up.
"That's right, it's water! Then think about it, since you can see saltpeter everywhere in Xiali Bay, and you can make ice in large quantities, then ......"
"If there is ice, there will be water, and when the ice melts, it is all water!"
Guo Yongkun simply loves this bald big brother, how can he know how to cooperate?
After hearing him say this, all the members of the Xialiwan Club present instantly lit up terrifyingly.
Even Liu Jinbao was ecstatic in his heart!
Indeed, it is common sense that ice melts into water.
So since they can use local materials and make ice in large quantities, on the contrary, doesn't it mean ...... Is it possible to produce water in large quantities?
Suddenly, the scene was full of shouts, and every member of the Xialiwan Club was so excited that they got carried away.
Now, the biggest problem that is currently bothering them has been solved.
And from now on, they still need to worry about the water in the bay, they can even make ice!
"Come on, come on, let me touch it again. ”
"Don't squeeze it, let me be comfortable first......"
Before their brains could be turned away, a group of people gathered around the basin one after another.
At this time, Guo Yongkun felt that the time was ripe, looked at Liu Jinbao and asked, "Captain Liu, the water has been returned to you, only a little more, now we can go, right?"
Liu Jinbao frowned slightly, always feeling that something was wrong, but he was really confused for a while.
He waved his hand and said, "Don't do anything about stealing chickens and dogs in the future." ”
"Okay. ”
Guo Yongkun readily agreed, and then gave the four of Zhao Dalong, who were also a little confused, a look.
"Oh, let's go, say goodbye, say goodbye......"
Immediately, the group of five people turned around and left.
"Guo Yongkun ......"
"Don't ask anything, hurry up!"
Looking at his anxious expression, Zhao Dalong realized that things might not be so simple, and his pace sped up a few points.
At the same time, behind them, a group of Xialiwan members were still cheering, all carried away by this sudden surprise.
Only Liu Jinbao was excited for a while, and suddenly snorted, "Huh~ It's not right!"
"What's wrong, Captain Campbell?"
"I'm thinking...... It's true that this ice was made, but in this process, not only did the saltpeter be used, but also water was added, so when it melted...... Isn't it still that basin of water?"
"This ......"
Everyone was shocked, and the smiles on their faces suddenly froze, and they were dumbfounded.
There was a feeling that the IQ had been crushed and insulted.
"That's right, Captain Jinbao is right, ice is not made for nothing, it has to use water, and after it melts, it will still be that water, and it won't become more, it's a fart!"
"So, we were tricked by Guo Yongkun's kid?"
"Then you don't need to ask, the iron is a ditch of water!"
"His uncle, so insidious?"
"Bastard, chase me!"
Everyone reacted, became furious, and chased in the direction of Qiantou Mountain like crazy.
Guo Yongkun has been paying attention to the movement behind him, he didn't run before, because he was worried that the other party would be suspicious, but now he heard the scolding, no matter what three seven twenty-one, spread his feet and run.
The other four were the same.
"Oh, I see, it means that if you want to make as much ice as you want, you have to prepare as much water, and that saltpeter is just an auxiliary ......"
After Guo Yongkun whispered a little mention just now, Zhao Dalong and the four finally came back to their senses.
"Yes!"
"Your uncle, run quickly, if you are caught again, you will definitely be killed!"
"Brother Kun, what a trick to hide from the world!" Li Youguang laughed, and he couldn't accept it.
"Guo Yongkun, it's amazing, I'm dizzy by you, I really think I can make ice for no reason, and then there will be a lot of water. Admire and admire, you and I have been exempted from a fight tonight, it's all up to you, and I'll invite you to drink another day. ”
"I said Hegui, you are so insincere this other day, if you want me to say now, go to my house, I just caught a rabbit on the mountain in the afternoon, and I haven't eaten it yet, so you will be responsible for the wine. What's going on?"
"Wide and wide. ”
"Haha......"
Although the five of them were running wildly, they were actually determined, and the people in Xialiwan behind them were at least half a mile away from them, everyone was a strong young man, who couldn't outrun whom?
"Guo Yongkun, don't let me see you again, otherwise I will definitely break your dog's legs!" Liu Jinbao roared angrily from behind him.
"It's easy to say, try not to let you see ...... in the future"