Chapter 150: It's Too Unreasonable (2 More Monthly Passes)
"If there is no reversal of the final cheat, then I think "Yin Yang Zombie" is still about the same. ”
"That's right, in fact, the story is quite good, especially Zheng Tianbei's acting skills are very good, but in the end, he really fed me a mouthful of. ”
"Damn, I wanted to fuck it, but now fuck it. ”
"Alas, a handful of tears!"
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The first to come out was the audience of "Yin Yang Zombie" in Hall 3, Zhang Xiaofan and another ticket seller came over with a questionnaire: "Waste a minute of everyone's time, here is a questionnaire for "Yin Yang Zombie", can you make a rating?"
This is also generally a fixed routine in theaters, and they will do a survey after the audience comes out to determine how a film is?
Liang Hui got the questionnaire, he looked at the score and first wanted to give a 6 points, but thinking about the last, he decided to give a '5 points'!
This is still Liang Hui is a fan of Zheng Tianbei, not to mention others, some of them retaliated and gave a '2' point!
Looking at the score in his hand, Zhang Xiaofan was a little confused at this time.
What the fuck??
What's going on???
For "Yin Yang Zombie", their theater is actually optimistic, otherwise tomorrow, no, there will not be so many films scheduled today.
But looking at the situation?
Why don't the audience buy it?
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaofan also asked towards the lowest score: "Can you tell me why you scored such a bottom score?"
"It's unpleasant, I think the first half of "Yin Yang Zombie" can at least be watched, but the second half is completely off the leash, and it jumps. ”
A sister paper said a little speechlessly: "Although I am a fan of Sang Chang, she is really not suitable for acting, and besides, the final reversal is too." ”
Things are becoming clear here!
But again, there is a deviation!
It's like I think it's a really good plot, but the reader thinks fuck you, mentally retarded author.
Without waiting for Zhang Xiaofan to make a summary, the audience who watched "33 Days of Broken Love" also came out.
"8 points, the last point is for the end credits Easter egg!"
"7.1 points, although the plot is old-fashioned, but I think it's still good. ”
"9 points, 9 points must be given, I really cried. ”
"5 points, it feels like the plot is average, and it's a little disgusting!"
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As for Bai Yuhan, he also gave 9 points after getting the questionnaire, he was afraid that Senior Lin Chen would be proud, so he still didn't give 10 points.
Ten minutes later, the midnight show had all left.
At the front desk, Zhang Xiaofan took the lead in summarizing the questionnaire of "Yin Yang Zombie".
Of the 80 questionnaires, 30 gave 2 points, 5 gave 4 points, 25 gave 5 points, and of the remaining 20 people, only 3 gave 7 points and 7 gave 6 points.
In other words, in terms of satisfaction with "Yin Yang Zombie", it can be called a rave of bad reviews!
Not to mention the dissatisfaction of other moviegoers.
In this way, it is said that this movie is hanging?
Not really, Zhang Xiaofan knows that sometimes the audience is also very something, and the more they scold, the more they watch.
Two years ago, Yu Yiwei, who turned from a writer to making movies, directed his new film "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", a movie that was scolded by many people for having wrong views, bombarded by film critics, and boycotted by netizens.
But guess how much at the box office?
250 million!
It directly made countless people think it was too fucking incredible.
Therefore, for the investigation of "Yin Yang Zombie", Zhang Xiaofan is just a reference, and he still needs to watch two more games.
On the contrary, the 100-person survey of "33 Days of Broken Love" made Zhang Xiaofan feel very surprised.
What the fuck?
95% positive?
For a moment, Zhang Xiaofan thought that this would be the fucking Mile Film and Television Group to be a water army?
"It's so unreasonable. ”
Zhang Xiaofan felt that this was very abnormal.
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"At first, I thought Wang Xiaobei was a sissy, but I didn't expect it to be a very gentleman. ”
"Which Li Ke laughed at me to death, especially when he scolded Huang Xiaoxian in Nanhe dialect, 'You are a suffocating grandson'. ”
"When Huang Xiaoxian chased Lu Ran, I thought it was the most fucking shocking. ”
"Ming Lou has turned into a scumbag diamond king, it's really a bit unacceptable. ”
"The easter eggs at the end of the film are the most touching, and I think the golden wedding part is also very good. ”
"Yes, it's really good. ”
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Bai Yuhan listened to the couples around him discussing the plot of the movie, and he was both happy and painful.
Happily, he didn't recognize the wrong person, Senior Lin Chen must have succeeded in pretending to be fucking successful.
Think about it, it would be great if the box office could crush "Yin Yang Zombie".
You know, just now, Bai Yuhan listened to the audience who watched "Yin Yang Zombie" and scolded the plot scum.
What hurts the egg is that he is Bai Yuhan, a lonely single dog.
But fortunately, Bai Yuhan still has a mobile phone to dispel his embarrassment.
Thanks for the phone!
Although it is already more than 2 o'clock now, most of them are probably already asleep with their other half in their arms, but for online writers, this time has just begun.
Because most of the online writers are night owls.
A few days ago, there was also a news that a certain writer who wrote entertainment articles caused his wife to complain because of staying up late for a long time, after all, it is a man's obligation to pay public food.
Bai Yuhanjia has a lot of authors, but there is only one that often chats, and that is 'Wanhualou'.
After all, the online article is also a river and lake, and in another group before, Da Youyou, who wrote entertainment articles, directly said, "The editor is unfair, why don't you recommend it to me, and isn't that street Baoxing handsome? fuck, you pay extra attention to him?"
turned his head, and this passage was screenshotted by the author and given to the editor, and then Da Youyou cried instantly.
Therefore, it is not only said that the cross talk is looking forward to the death of peers, but also most of the people who write online articles are also looking forward to the death of peers.
Therefore, later Bai Yuhan chatted in the 'Wanhualou', there were not many authors, a total of 34 people, and what everyone talked about would not be leaked out.
No, most of the people in the group are driving cars today.
"Quick, freshly baked car shock film, everyone hurry up and download it!"
"Little Nurse Hotel Field Lover, let's get to know!"
"I'll go, it's so exciting, fuck a man and a double fly, let's take a look!"
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Looking at these people who don't know, I really think it's seeds, but it's all fucking cartoons.
Bai Yuhan, who was stupid at the beginning, downloaded it for more than 2 hours, but when he opened it, it turned out to be fucking: "The goblin caught my grandfather......"
So, Bai Yuhan also bubbled up directly and said: "Learn about "33 Days of Broken Love"!"
Erbao Angel: "Huh, Lao Bai, you actually watched the midnight show of "33 Days of Broken Love"?"
Elbow: "Damn, Lao Bai, are you watching the midnight show on this big night, which girl are you taking with you?"
"Khan, elbow, that's not right, can Lao Bai only take his sister to see it?
"Haha, it's too bad upstairs, but "33 Days of Broken Love" seems to be directed by Lin Chen, and isn't it a bad movie?"
"Over the years, TV drama directors have all been bad movies. ”
"I'll go, Lao Bai, I know that you are Lin Chen's brainless fan, but this film is also considered a bad movie by the media, not to mention investing a few million, Lin Chen also shouted 200 million, I feel that it is as hyped as Zhu Lie. ”
"That's right, I think everyone should watch "Yin Yang Zombie", this film is still good. ”
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Looking at the questioning in the group, Bai Yuhan was also a little helpless, but he still said: "This film is really not bad, and there are some tears on the scene who are crying, believe me, if you think this film is bad after watching it, fuck, old mud, didn't you think about me last time? I'll let you do it for free." ”
"I'll go, Lao Bai even set this flag, Nima, I must go and see it. ”
"Khan, Lao Bai, you really like women, but I'm sure I'll take a look. ”
"Well, it means I'm going to take a look at it too!"
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"These little sluts!"
Looking at the ridicule in the group, Bai Yuhan also shook his head slightly, and then he began to continue Amway in other groups.
Because, tomorrow, there will only be two screenings of "33 Days of Broken Love" in Dixing Cinema, and all of them will be arranged in non-prime time.
Bai Yuhan, who writes entertainment articles, understands what the first day's film schedule decides.
The life and death of "33 Days of Broken Love" all depend on today's film scheduling rate.
So, Bai Yuhan first went to Doudou.com to give "33 Days of Broken Love" a score of 9.2, and at the same time carried out Amway in various groups.
"33 days of broken love, find out!"
"Wang Xiaobei, find out!"
"My girlfriend and my ex-boyfriend are together, find out!"
......
Not only Bai Yuhan, but other people at the premiere also spontaneously got up.
In addition to Emperor Star Cinemas, others also made Amway for this film.
Tap water!
It has to be done.
Countless sleepless night owls began to praise "33 Days of Broken Love"!
On the other hand, Liang Hui also said in detail in the group that likes Zheng Tianbei: "That's it, if you want to support Zheng Tianbei, go watch "Yin Yang Zombie", but to be honest, the last half of this film is really!"
Not only Liang Hui, but some people who watched "Yin Yang Zombie" also began to give low scores on Doudou.com, and then did not forget to express their disappointment.
is still the same sentence, if "Yin Yang Zombie" is a low-cost film, if this film is shot by a small director, if this film does not have Zheng Tianbei, Sang Chang and others, then the audience may not be so dissatisfied.
But what's the joke?
You're Xie Jing, but the actor is a first-line actor?
Supergiant!
As a result, you got me half a classic?
Don't spray who you squirt.
This night was not without words, this night was very lively.
The next day, Hu Xiang woke up at 8 o'clock, he had a dream, in which he enjoyed the worship of countless people because of the movie reviews he wrote, and he also tore a wave with Lin Chen, and then he was affectionately called Xiangxiang by many fans, and some female fans asked him.
It's so cool!
As soon as he woke up, Hu Xiang hurriedly opened the Doudou net, and then he rubbed his eyes.
How the fuck is this possible??
After a long time, Hu Xiang burst into a foul mouth: "Am I still fucking in a dream?"