Chapter 5: I'll Slap Me in the Face

Wang Ping'an was supporting the paralyzed Wu Panchun at that time, his body was half bowed, and Huzi kicked him in the face, without much strength, and when he retreated to dodge, he tripped over the pesticide bucket.

Clicking, I fell and followed, I looked miserable, but in fact, I didn't hurt much, my nose was a little crooked, the corners of my mouth were bleeding, and there was a faint dirt gray shoe print.

"You dare to hit me?" Wang Ping'an was annoyed all of a sudden, and he was stupid, like crazy, and he got up and threw himself at the tiger.

"Lao Tzu is the one who beats you! Stupid all day long, what are you doing with such a handsome face? Lao Tzu won't hit you anywhere today, so he will hit you in the face! Ouch......

Huzi didn't take Wang Ping'an seriously, but when he hit him, he pounced like a mad cow, knocked him out three or four meters away, and fell heavily to the ground.

Wang Ping'an didn't stop, screamed, chased after him, rode on Huzi's body, and slapped his head and face on his head.

"If you don't hit me, I'll hit my face, and I'll hit my face!"

Wang Ping'an was like a demon, scolding while beating, snapping, snapping, the movements were crisp and neat, ready to be slapped on Huzi's face without mistake.

In the blink of an eye, he slapped more than a dozen times, and Huzi's face was swollen at that time.

Huzi's body is stronger than Wang Ping'an's, but today I don't know why, no matter how much I struggle, I can't get out from under his body.

Both hands struggled to fight back, but Wang Ping'an was easily pressed with one hand, and with only one hand, he continued to whip, and the tiger wanted to die, so cool that he didn't want it.

"Erbao, don't fight, you killed someone, you have to be sentenced. Wu Panchun was so anxious that he burst into tears, fell to the ground, and shouted weakly.

"I have a psychiatric certificate, so it's okay. Wang Ping'an paused for a moment, turned his head and replied.

"......" seems to have such a thing, but it is all from a village, and it is not good to kill people for this little thing.

Wu Panchun wanted to speak and stopped, wanting to persuade again, but he didn't seem to be able to find a reason.

What's more, when she saw Huzi being beaten, she was so happy in her heart, when she was in the village before, she was teased by him a lot.

"Leopard, you are so stupid, come and help me. Huzi finally seized the opportunity and opened his mouth for help, feeling that his face was lost.

"Why do I want you to save me, what are you doing with this big yellow dog?" the leopard's voice was full of despair.

Huzi didn't believe in this evil, turned his head with great effort, and saw a big yellow dog pressing his cousin to the ground, and the dog's waist shook and shook, like a small electric motor, constantly rubbing and rubbing.

"Damn, you dog, you can't even beat a dog, how can you mix in the village in the future?" Huzi's mouth was swollen, and he couldn't speak clearly.

The ...... leopard was speechless, if he could beat the dog, would it be so miserable?

Fortunately, Wang Ping'an is no longer the fool he used to be, he knows to save some hands, pretending to be tired, Huzi suddenly struggled, jumped away, grabbed a stone, and wanted to smash it.

Huzi was beaten by him so that his mouth and nose were covered with blood, and he wanted to slaughter Wang Ping'an on the spot, but when he saw the stone in his hand, he was immediately stunned.

Only then did I remember that Wang Ping'an was not only stupid, but also a little mentally ill, and a few years ago he had injured two traffickers and bit off their noses and ears, but there was no.

If he was stoned to death by Wang Ping'an, wouldn't he die in vain? His good life had just begun, so what was the point of competing with a mentally ill fool?

"You dare to smash it, you little rabbit, believe it or not......"

Before Huzi's cruel words were finished, he heard a "bang" at his feet, and a beer bottle was smashed by a stone, broken glass pieces, splashed on his feet, and it hurt his heart.

Wang Ping'an was unhurried, and picked up a bigger stone from his feet and wanted to throw it.

Huzi turned his head and ran, shouting as he ran: "Leopard, run, the second stupid is crazy, let's not give him general knowledge today." Wait until you have the chance, and then make him look good!"

The leopard finally got rid of the big yellow dog, and even crawled with a roll, and left like a run for his life, without daring to say a cruel word, and without the face to say it.

Because the big yellow dog is still unsatisfied, and he still wants to chase him, and the expression seems to say, don't go, you kid, the dog is not happy enough.

"Wang, Wang!" the big yellow dog barked a few times unwillingly, and then gave up.

"The sparrows are all right, stop screaming, they are all running away. Wang Ping'an rubbed his nose, his nose returned to normal, the corners of his mouth were still a little painful, he was foaming at the mouth, and there was no blood.

He also felt very strange in his heart, it seemed that the fight today was very easy, and it didn't take much effort to beat Huzi obediently.

The kick on the face, except for a little pain at the time, is hardly felt now.

There were two sets of fishing tackle on the ground, which were thrown by the tiger and the leopard, and they fled before they had time to pick them up, and since no one wanted them, Wang Ping'an reluctantly accepted them.

"Panchun, Panchun...... Where are you? Why don't you go back for lunch?" In the distance, someone shouted Wu Panchun's name, and his voice was a little shrill and stern, and when he listened carefully, it turned out to be her mother-in-law's voice.

"It's my mother-in-law who came to me, you help me answer, my sister-in-law has no strength to shout. Wu Panchun said.

"Auntie, my sister-in-law has been poisoned by medicine, come quickly." Wang Ping'an shouted at the top of his voice, showing his usual stupidity to the fullest.

At this time, only a fool will not be suspected, otherwise Wu Panchun will not be good when he goes back.

When her mother-in-law was still trotting on the road, Wu Panchun's voice suddenly softened, and with a hint of pleading, she said: "Second fool, sister-in-law is grateful to you for this matter all your life today, but it's best not to talk about outsiders, even to your parents, okay?"

"Ah, why?" Wang Ping'an didn't react for a while.

"I'm afraid that you can't speak clearly and will be misunderstood. Let me tell you everything, and when my mother-in-law arrives, you can cooperate with whatever you say, okay? As long as you are obedient, your sister-in-law will often cook food for you in the future, by the way, what do you like to eat the most?"

"Uh...... All right...... My favorite place to eat dumplings!"

"......" Wu Panchun suddenly felt, why is this a bit strange?

A thin old woman, forty or fifty years old, with high cheekbones and a pointed mouth, looks mean, she came panting, it was Wu Panchun's mother-in-law.

After she arrived, she first glanced at the scene suspiciously, and then at the demeanor of the two, and found no abnormality, so she asked sternly:

"Panchun, what's going on? How did you poison yourself by taking a pesticide? Just now at the entrance of the village, I met two brothers, Huzi and Leopard, and he said that you and Ersil are messing around under the river, is there such a thing?"

Wu Panchun was so angry that his cheeks were red, his eyes were full of tears, his stomach was flipping, and he squatted on the ground and vomited.

I almost died, my mother-in-law was not in a hurry to send herself to the clinic for treatment, but she actually suspected herself of messing around in person, and she didn't look like an elder, which was too chilling.