Chapter 180: Thunder words, help give birth to a baby
"Sister-in-law, don't listen to Zhang Miaomiao's little girl chewing her tongue, it's not a sanitary napkin!" Lin Feng pulled his face and said unhappily.
This little girl, if you don't know where to learn it, it's too bad!
"Don't say it, you're much smoother than a sanitary napkin!" Zheng Junnan chuckled.
"Sister-in-law, I'm still young, don't tease me!" Lin Feng pouted and followed Chen Xiaojun into the house.
"Look at your little bit of talent, and you will be anxious when you say two words! What's wrong with being a women's director? There is no distinction between high and low labor, and you can't be wronged by serving us women?
Do a good job, go back and sister-in-law will help you introduce a beautiful girl and be your daughter-in-law!"
Zheng Junnan is a bold character, so there are no taboos when he speaks. As soon as the words came out, it almost made Lin Feng unable to parry.
Lin Feng thought to himself: This married woman is really unbearable!
"Ouch, why are there so many people?"
Zheng Junnan was stunned as soon as he entered the door, and saw a room of people, divided into three tables, staring at him with big eyes.
One of them had a tall flat head and was very handsome, but he always stared at his tall standing. The appearance is obscene, which makes her feel very uncomfortable and has a feeling of boredom.
Lin Feng hurriedly walked in and said with a smile:
"It's okay, these are the staff sent by the county poverty alleviation bureau. This is my sister-in-law Zheng Junnan, she is here to eat fish, sister-in-law, sit down!"
"There's no place to sit, can I sit on your lap?" hehe......" Zheng Junnan deliberately teased Lin Feng.
Lin Feng hurriedly vacated his chair for him, took another stool and sat down and said:
"Sister-in-law, I'm still my first brother, don't tease me so much. If I go crazy, you're responsible!"
"What are you talking about, sister-in-law, this is to popularize women's knowledge for you, why don't you appreciate it? Come, I'll taste your bird, don't you ...... It's your fish!"
Zheng Junnan stretched out his chopsticks, put a piece of fish in his mouth, and immediately praised loudly:
"Well, this fish is delicious!"
She looked like no one was around, obviously with a ghost in her heart and a plan......
Lin Feng was suddenly blushed by her, especially the sentence "I'll taste your birds", what kind of nonsense is this?
Even Wu Yuyan was a little unhappy, and thought to herself:
This woman is really a goblin, and it is really unappetizing to flirt with my little man. However, this woman is quite good-looking!
The pervert was Wang Qihang, and his eyes were straight at this time, and he thought:
This woman is so good-looking, and she is the object of her one-night stand.
With a change of thought in my heart, I was ready to seduce me, so I found a topic and said:
"Well, you're quite poor here, aren't you? We're rich in the city, and my dad is still the chairman of the Tianwang Group! The net worth alone is tens of millions, and the total assets are hundreds of millions.
What, this beauty, I see that you are so beautiful, what a waste to stay in the countryside? Why don't you go to the city with me, and I'll give you the whole model, isn't it better than here?"
"Who are you? I don't know you, so it's not uncommon to be a model!"
Zheng Junnan felt disgusted when he saw him at first sight, and he even hit the muzzle of the gun himself. As a result, I was so disgraced that I almost couldn't help but burrow under the table and was choked speechless!
"Section Chief Wang, do you think I can be a male model like this?" Lin Feng stood up and twisted his waist, made a broadcast gymnastics move, and said with a smile.
"Uh...... , it's okay!" Wang Qihang said with a red face.
"By the way, Lin Feng, I almost forgot about my business when I patronized and ate fish. My sister-in-law didn't come here today to eat fish, my sister-in-law has something to ask you, so you can do my sister-in-law a favor!"
"Sister-in-law, you can tell me as long as I can. Lin Feng said sincerely.
"It's a small thing, help give birth to a child!" Zheng Junnan said with a smile.
"Poof!" Lin Feng had just taken a sip of soup, and all of a sudden it was sprayed on Wang Qihang's body.
"Sister-in-law, I can't help with this, you better go home and find your man! !”
"Hehe, look at your cowardice! With this little ability, you are still the director of women's affairs? You used to be very thick-skinned, how can you look like a big girl now?
Why don't you just help have a baby, what a simple thing! You just sit there and make a noise twice, and you don't have to worry about the rest, I can do it myself......"
Zheng Junnan was speechless, and suddenly the men at the table couldn't help laughing, and the women blushed!
"Sister-in-law, why do you have to ask me for help on this matter? Besides, even if you help, you can't say it in front of so many people! How embarrassed do you say this?" Lin Feng said with tears streaming down his face.
"What's so embarrassing about that? That's what you're doing!"
Zheng Junnan spoke, it was really shocking and endless!
Lin Feng rubbed suddenly, got up from the chair, blushed like a big girl on the wedding night, and hurriedly said:
"Sister-in-law, what are you talking nonsense? Who do you think I am?"
"You dead Lin Feng, where do you want to go? I know that your kid is not right, I just want you to give me a certificate of quasi-birth!
However, if you even help with that favor, I will thank you for your brother Long......!
Tan Wenqian lowered her head and scolded in her heart:
This woman is too prodigal!
Wu Yuyan was so angry that she couldn't even eat, so she glanced at Zheng Junnan out of the corner of her eye, and thought to herself:
This girl is really bold enough, she dares to say anything!
"Then what did you mean by just saying that I should sit on the bed?" Lin Feng was deeply thundered, and asked suspiciously.
"Hehe, you're stupid! I mean, if you sit on the bed and take a pen and sign the prospective certificate, won't that be the end of it?
You kid deserves to be the material for college, and you think a lot. It's just a pity for you, grandpa died early, and there is no money for you to go to school. Or...... I'll take care of you, right? Specially for you to go to school, you just need to warm my bed every day. Your brother Dalong always doesn't go home, and it just so happens that you don't have a wife, so let's get together occasionally, how about it?"
Zheng Junnan smiled and leaned back together, and his voice was out of tune......
"No!" Lin Feng said categorically.
"I can't do it, what kind of person am your sister-in-law, don't you know? I'm a chaste martyr, when others look at me, I feel sorry for you Brother Long!
To tell you the truth, when I entered the cave room with your brother Long, I didn't let him touch it. I'm cute and sorry for myself, don't you believe you to ask?"
"Sister-in-law, I didn't mean this can't work!"
Lin Feng knew that Zheng Junnan loved to talk nonsense, and he was open-mouthed, he dared to say anything against the sky, and he couldn't stop it......