Chapter 173: Buying a Fish Is Quite Hard
Tan Wenqian was still thinking a few days ago:
If you are with this kid often, maybe you will have to get fat, and you won't be able to maintain a slim figure!
"Then I'll go buy fish now, it's getting dark, I'm afraid the fish seller will leave. I'll go first, and you'll follow!"
"Well, there you go!"
So, Lin Feng handed over the hoe to Tan Wenqian, sped up his speed, and ran down the mountain with a smoke......
Wu Yuyan looked back at Tan Wenqian, and then at Lin Feng, who was in a panic, and wondered in her heart, thinking:
This kid won't be careless about Qianqian, he will be hunted down, right?
Lin Feng didn't know what Wu Yuyan was thinking, so he ran to the village after a short time and saw that the old Li Tou of the Straw Hat Village hadn't left yet.
Several neighbors went home with fish. It's getting dark, and Lao Li Tou is ready to close the stall!
"Bring me a fish!" Lin Feng said as he panted.
"Yo, Lin Feng! You came just in time, there is only one fish left!" Lao Li Tou is very happy, business is very good today.
When I was about to reach into the fish basket to catch fish, I didn't expect a pair of small hands that were as bright as jade to reach in first. Immediately caught the fish out, and shouted at Lao Li:
"I bought this fish!"
This woman is none other than Liu Chunhua!
I saw her holding a live fish in both hands, and her face and body were covered with shiny droplets.
"Hey, I said Liu Chunhua, I bought this fish, why did you take it away?" At this moment, Lin Feng had already taken out the money.
"Why didn't I see it, did you give the money?" said Liu Chunhua with a smile.
"Aren't you quite unreasonable! I came first, why don't you ask Lao Li?"
Lin Feng thought to himself:
This fish must be obtained, Xiaoqian is still waiting to eat it!
Lao Li Tou hurriedly waved his hand and said:
"Uh...... , I didn't see it clearly, I don't know who came first. By the way, do you buy fish or not? If you don't buy it, I'll close the stall!"
Lin Feng knew that Lao Li Tou was deliberate, mainly because he didn't want to offend the village chief's daughter-in-law, and he would have to sell fish in the village in the future!
Lin Feng was very angry in his heart, and at the same time felt the benefits of being the village chief......
"Hehe, Lin Feng, did you hear that? This fish was the first thing I fell in love with, and it should belong to me!" Liu Chunhua took a plastic bag and put the fish in the bag.
"Oh, it's yours who you fancy first, then I still like you, will you come with me?" Lin Feng licked his lips and said lightly.
"I'm talking about fish, not people!"
Liu Chunhua snorted and said:
"Little sample, I'll go with you, do you dare to take me home?
Lin Feng thought about it for a long time, and came up with a plan, ready to let Liu Chunhua take the bait:
"Liu Chunhua, I suspect that you are super born now, now come to my house, I will give you a check!"
Then, pointing to Liu Chunhua's flat lower abdomen, he said:
"I'm the women's director, you're in my charge!"
"Shit, I'm not pregnant at all!" Liu Chunhua hurriedly defended.
"What proof do you have?" Lin Feng spread his hands and said proudly.
"Don't use chicken feathers as arrows! My family's fortune is proof, we haven't been on the kang for a long time, why don't you come to my house and ask?" Liu Chunhua blushed and said shyly.
"If you give me the fish, I'll admit that you're not overborn, or I'll check it out!"
"Do you know about women? Have you ever seen it? Even if I let you check, I can scare you kid to death!" Liu Chunhua said with an oath.
"Liu Chunhua, you look down on people too much, you haven't eaten pork, I haven't seen a pig run!"
"Stinky boy, you know that poor mouth ......" Liu Chunhua burst out laughing.
Lao Li Tou saw that the two of them kept arguing, and seeing that it was about to get dark, he had to go home for dinner!
And this fish, after a while, they have to let them die of the scourge, so they hurriedly urged:
"I said you two don't buy the fish, if you don't, hurry up and put the fish down for me!"
"Liu Chunhua, if you want to be unlucky, you can take the fish away. I'll call the town tomorrow and say you're pregnant!"
"I'm not pregnant, I haven't been on the kang with Fugui for a long time!" Liu Chunhua reiterated again.
"I'll go, you don't have to be Liu Laosan if you're pregnant, right? Other men are okay too!" Lin Feng had no taboos, and immediately made Liu Chunhua blush.
"You chew your tongue again, be careful old lady and I tear your mouth apart!"
"Yo, you're pregnant, why are you still relying on me?" Lin Feng said slyly.
"I'll rely on you, what's wrong with you?...... , you dead boy, take advantage of me again!" Liu Chunhua reacted at this time, and said to Lin Feng.
As everyone knows, this is Lin Feng's serial plan:
"If you want me not to take advantage of you, it's okay, hurry up and hand over the fish to me, this is my fish, I fancy it first!"
"What you fancy first, it's yours?, then the old lady still likes you, can you go home with the old lady?" Liu Chunhua said intentionally or unintentionally, learning Lin Feng's tone.
"Hehe, okay then! Since the village chief's wife has spoken, I don't dare to offend you. Are we going to your house or mine? By the way, are you at home?"
"Stinky boy, I've served you, I'm not an opponent for bickering, you take it back! Go back and eat slowly, be careful of choking you!"
Liu Chunhua threw the fish on Lin Feng's stomach, and Lin Feng caught it with both hands up.
Lin Feng got cheap, but he still said unrelentingly:
"I'll go to the village committee tomorrow for an inspection, or I'll sue you for being overborn, so that your family Liu Fugui can't even be the village head, do you believe it or not?"
"I said you kid is still finished, don't fucking dog pull sheepskin, I said I didn't go to the kang with my man......"
"Then why are you pregnant, you can have a baby by yourself?"
"I said I wasn't pregnant!" Liu Chunhua stomped her feet angrily.
Lin Feng saw that he had choked Liu Chunhua enough, so he was satisfied, and after paying the money, he hummed a song and turned around to leave, and suddenly pretended to be over-headed, pointed to the fish's mouth and said:
"Liu Chunhua, you're about the same size as this fish's mouth, right?"
"How do you know?" Liu Chunhua said in a panic.
It turned out that Lin Feng had already seen her through while she wasn't paying attention just now.
"As the heir of the Lao Lin family, I know everything!"
After speaking, Lin Feng hummed a little song and walked away......
When Lin Feng returned home with a big carp, as soon as he entered the courtyard, he saw Wang Qihang wearing a beggar suit, and he was talking to Tan Wenqian!
"Qianqian, you know my intentions, right? Actually...... You should know what my dad does, right?" said Wang Qihang.