Chapter 316: Prank
For a person with persecution paranoia, April 1 is the day when he should not go out.
Although Han Jue has already determined that the Huaxia here is not interested in the so-called [April Fool's Day], he doesn't even have a concept, and there is no festival atmosphere for jokes. There is no benefit to deceiving people on this day other than being beaten in vain. But Han Jue will still be unconsciously wary of all information.
When he got to the car and took the breakfast that Xiao Zhou had prepared for him, Han Jue carefully asked if there was mustard, chili pepper, and unmelted salt in it, and then he carefully took a bite, and then he was looked at by Xiao Zhou's inexplicable eyes for a long time.
Even arrived at the gathering place of the crew, Director Wang came to tell Han Jue that Zhang Yiman would come later this time. Han Jue also had to confirm it several times before he was willing to believe Director Wang.
"You didn't lie to me? really? really didn't lie to me?" Han Juehu stared at Director Wang suspiciously, and asked for the tenth time.
"Really, really, I didn't lie to you. Director Wang rubbed the back of his hand to explain, and was stared at by Han Jue very uneasy.
Han Jue nodded.
Although Director Wang is tall and big, with a meaty face, and an extremely vicious face, he is fatter than a fat tiger, but under his rugged appearance is a pink girl's heart. Every time he shoots the [Working Couple] couple, it is his holiday day.
However, Zhang Yiman, who is usually known for his [dedication], was rarely late, and Wang Dao was even more sad than anyone else.
"Xiao Man's recent itinerary has been quite large, and the show he is recording now seems to have something happened halfway, so it was delayed," Director Wang stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of his head through his hat, smashing a lip full of stubble, very distressed, "It will take another hour to arrive." ”
"It's going to take another hour to get there. Han Jue repeated this sentence as if he had put it in the palm of his hand to test the weight.
Director Wang quietly looked at Han Jue's face with his little eyes, and asked, "Teacher Han, why don't you go up and sit down first?"
Han Jue said, "It's okay." ”
Director Wang breathed a sigh of relief, as if he was worried that Han Jue would get angry. Although Han Jue's popularity is not as good as Zhang Yiman, they are equally important to the program team, because no matter who is missing from the [Working Couple], they are no longer [Working Couples].
Han Jue turned around and walked towards Xiao Zhou, intending to take the book and go to the house to read it.
Han Jue wasn't so angry about the stupid girl's lateness, but he regretted that he couldn't see the stupid girl an hour late.
Han Jue said to Xiao Zhou and Guan Yi: "It seems that the little girl will come in an hour, I will go up and wait first." ”
Guan Yi nodded, saying nothing.
Xiao Zhou is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he suggested that Han Jue go upstairs to sleep.
Han Jue glared at Xiao Zhou.
After Han Jue finished recording the show last time, he said in the car on the way back that he had to be careful when he rested in the future, especially when he was lying down, he couldn't be seen by Teacher Zhang. Since he filmed "Let's Be in Love", all the "terrible" things have happened because he was seen by Mr. Zhang while lying down. For example, when he was resting in the bedroom, Mr. Zhang would get into the quilt and lie down next to him. When he rested on the sofa, Mr. Zhang would lie on his stomach......
Xiao Zhou was very angry when he heard it, and howled all the way, saying nonsense like "It's a pity!", "What a good opportunity!", "Hug it! I should have kissed it at the time!". It's very noisy. But because Xiao Zhou was the driver, Han Jue didn't beat him. When he got out of the car, Xiao Zhou was entertained by the annoying Guan Yi Haosheng.
Now Xiao Zhou asked Han Jue to lie on the sofa to rest with a lewd smile, but it reminded Han Jue to be vigilant.
So after Han Jue went upstairs, he sat upright on the floor in front of the sofa and read a book.
As soon as you read the book, time flies. After Han Jue came back to his senses, he found that he had been reading the book for more than an hour and fifteen minutes, but he still couldn't wait for the stupid girl.
[Something is wrong. Han Jue was a little flustered in his heart, praying that something bad would not happen.
Han Jue put down the book and went downstairs to ask Director Wang what was going on.
Director Wang said crampedly: "Xiaoman's agent said yes...... The recording was delayed for another half an hour......"
Han Jue nodded and breathed a sigh of relief.
When celebrities are popular, there will naturally be more trips. When people get busy, many things become a last resort.
Although the recording of the program is strictly controlled by time, there are occasional unforeseen accidents.
Han Jue can be considerate, he thinks that the stupid girl must not want to be late.
Bidding farewell to the anxious Wang Dao, Han Jue was about to go upstairs to continue waiting, but Han Jue suddenly stopped walking as he walked.
I was listening to something.
“...... Dizzy, Mr. Zhang also began to swell. ”
"No, I still like Mr. Zhang's ......"
"It is said that one thing before becoming famous, and another thing after becoming famous, I thought Mr. Zhang would not be like this, alas. ”
"It's almost time to eat, and I haven't come yet, but I have to work overtime again today......"
Han Jue turned his head and saw some staff members gathered around to discuss.
Han Jue listened to a few words, and suddenly felt a little worried about the stupid girl.
Although he can understand the inevitable accidents in the artist's itinerary, the staff may not understand, and if they do, they may not be able to accept it. Tardiness is an irrefutable fact that no matter what the reason, tardiness is tardiness, and it is an irrefutable fact that it harms the interests of others and wastes other people's time.
Rumors like "playing big names" are often generated in this way.
In the distance, Director Wang and the screenwriters are actually very helpless, Zhang Yiman's popularity is so high, if the program team says "I like to be late so much, just don't come", then [Aidu] will probably be happy to get Zhang Yiman off the bus.
Since Wang Dao was reluctant to do so, he could only endure it.
Director Wang was reluctant to get off the screen couple Han Jue and Zhang Yiman, so he put a lot of thought into it. But now it seems that with the growing popularity of the two protagonists, some things are still inevitable.
Han Jue thought he had to do something.
[Although it's a love show, it's not impossible to shoot alone......] Han Jue thought of when he was in the United States, and the program team teamed up with a silly girl to prepare a surprise for him.
Han Jue's eyes lit up, and he suddenly had an idea in his heart. I think he can give the silly girl a surprise back.
[Can April Fool's Day be called April Fool's Day if it's not a prank?] Han Jue felt that his blood was boiling.
Han Jue found Director Wang and formed a circle with the screenwriters. Han Jueshen looked at everyone mysteriously, and then he lowered his voice but said with interest: "Didn't you prepare a surprise for me in the United States before, right? I also want to prepare a surprise for Teacher Zhang now." ”
"Heh, what should I do if Mr. Zhang is angry?" a screenwriter looked at Han Jue playfully. She is a die-hard fan of [Working Couple], so she naturally knows Teacher Zhang's fighting ability. So when Han Jue proposed to prank Teacher Zhang, the screenwriter seemed to have seen Han Jue's tragic life.
“...... I spent some time in the United States and knew that April 1 was April Fool's Day in the West, and that it made sense for me to celebrate this holiday in order to release a record in the United States in the future...... Right?...... Moreover, Mr. Zhang is such a good person, he will not blame us. The important thing is that our prank doesn't hurt anyone! I shouldn't be beaten!" Han Jue said with an affirmative expression.
The screenwriter looked "It won't be me who will be beaten anyway", and then raised his hand to signal Han Jue to continue.
Director Wang was very interested, and hurriedly asked, "How do you get it?"
Han Jue just said this, this, and that.
The expressions of Director Wang and the screenwriters became more and more interesting the more they listened.
After a few people talked, Director Wang excitedly announced to everyone: "Start shooting." ”
Although he shouted to start shooting, the cameraman was not completely facing Han Jue, but arranged a camera to follow Director Wang, filming Director Wang gathered a group of staff and muttered something to them.
Those staff didn't know if it was because they had finally started working, or because they were going to appear on camera to participate in the prank, so they were panting and very interested, and cooperated with Director Wang's request in every way.
"Prank?!Brother Han!Take me one and take me one!" When Han Jue came over to do the work, Xiao Zhou raised his hand and jumped and jumped, extremely excited.
Han Jue saw that Xiao Zhou was so positive, and he did not hesitate to remove Xiao Zhou from the plan.
......
About forty minutes later, Zhang Yiman finally arrived.
Without waiting for the car to stop, Zhang Yiman opened the car door and jumped in.
Sister Qin and her assistant exclaimed in the back: "Slow down, slow down!"
Zhang Yiman turned a deaf ear and ran to see her uncle early.
Originally, today was the recording of "Let's Be in Love", it was the day of falling in love with my uncle, and Zhang Yiman's mood was very good. But she was late.
Since last week, her schedule has been increasing day by day, becoming more and more busy. Teacher Zhang was dedicated, and she didn't think about using her father's authority to make her easier, so she survived. At that time, Zhang Yiman thought that in a few days, it would be the day of falling in love, and she could still hold on. However, she didn't expect that this trip had seriously interfered with her relationship, and she was very unhappy.
Sister Qin is an old Jianghu, and she has already tasted the taste from the company's schedule. She sensed that the directors had already begun to do something to the young couple.
Sister Qin knew it in her heart, but she couldn't say anything. Xiao Man, a silly girl, naturally looks willing to do anything for love, if she lets the silly girl know what the company and her father think, the silly girl will definitely dare to make a big fuss, and she doesn't know what she will do if she is stubborn.
Sister Qin sighed and walked quickly towards the program group.
Zhang Yiman ran downstairs and wanted to say hello and apologize to the director, but she couldn't find it, so she asked the little Zhou who was squatting on the edge of the door and made people feel pitiful, and said, "Xiao Zhou, where are the Wang Dao and them?"
"They were upstairs with Brother Han. Xiao Zhou smiled and showed Zhang Yiman the way.
After Zhang Yiman thanked Xiao Zhou, he ran upstairs through Xiao Zhou with a cigarette.
Xiao Zhou looked at Zhang Yiman's back, then stretched out his hand to stop Sister Qin, and explained to Sister Qin mysteriously: "The director said, when I go downstairs, there is a good show that needs your cooperation......"
Zhang Yiman ran to the hut and opened the door, and saw a bunch of staff shouting in the living room, among which the director and screenwriter were arguing with Han Jue.
Director Wang pointed at Han Jue and said, "Impossible! How is this kind of thing possible! I don't believe you just beat me to death!"
"Less bragging!" the screenwriter frowned, dissatisfied.
And Han Jue said calmly: "Believe it or not, I don't know it." ”
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Zhang Yiman looked at the atmosphere of the argument and cautiously asked, "What's wrong with the uncle?"
Director Wang turned his head angrily and said to Zhang Yiman: "This kid said that he can make people invisible, Xiaoman, tell me, is it funny?!"
"Invisibility?" Zhang Yiman looked at Han Jue with a confident face, a little surprised.
"Listen to me!" Han Jue stretched out his hands and suppressed everyone's discussions, "Since you don't believe it, let's do a test." ”
"How?"
"Well......" Han Jue turned his head to look, and when he saw Zhang Yiman, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he pulled Zhang Yiman to his side, "Teacher Zhang just came, I don't know anything about the situation, and I am the most objective." Then I'll make Mr. Zhang invisible and let you see. ”
"Good, good!"
"Come!"
Zhang Yiman covered his mouth, a little excited, a little overwhelmed. She grabbed Han Jue's hand and asked, "Is it really fake?"
Han Jue confidently shook Zhang Yiman's hand and said, "Of course it's true, you just don't get scared later." ”
"Giggles, I don't believe it~" Zhang Yiman patted Han Jue lightly.
Han Jue placed Zhang Yiman on the sofa, shook a big white cloth, and shouted: "It's started, it's begun!
After speaking, Han Jue unfolded the white cloth and covered Zhang Yiman completely.
"First of all, Teacher Zhang is here, right?" Han Jue patted Zhang Yiman's head, like a watermelon.
All the staff members have expressed their acknowledgment that Zhang Yiman is here.
Then, Han Jue said solemnly:
"Three!"
"Two!"
"One!"
When Han Jue counted to [one], he snapped his fingers, and then unfolded the white cloth violently!
"Wow!!!!"
"What about Teacher Zhang?!!
"!!"
"It's really fake! It's not scientific!!
“......”
As if they had been set on fire, the staff exploded all at once. They jumped up and down, ghosts crying wolves, holding their heads in disbelief.
Director Wang and the screenwriter were stunned on the spot.
And in the center of everyone's eyes, Zhang Yiman looked at his hands, and then looked around at the people around him. She was excited and frightened, not noticing that a camera in the corner was working silently.