Chapter 390 Reduced to sleeping in the corridor
Zhang Wuju was quite generous, bought a lot of delicacies such as fat chicken and roast goose, and took out a bottle of treasured Moutai for the first time, and the two returned home.
"The matter is settled?" Zhang Mingyue just came out of the shower, wiping her wet hair with a towel, looking pink and tender, which was particularly moving.
"My good girl, thanks to you, the matter is settled. Zhang Wuju said with a smile, showed the delicacy in his hand, and said, "Do you want to have a drink and celebrate." ”
"I'm going to drink with you two big men?" Zhang Mingyueyu pointed to the tip of her nose, surprised, and then shook her head, "No, no, no, I refuse." ”
When I didn't see anyone else, I heard his voice first, and Wang Qiuping came with a familiar voice, "Old thing, are you capable or what, you dare to let your daughter drink with you, why don't you let me accompany you?"
"You, forget it, you want to accompany me, I don't want to. Zhang Wuju muttered.
Although Wang Qiuping couldn't hear what Zhang Wuju said, she didn't need to think about it to know that it was definitely not a good word, and said angrily: "Old thing, what are you muttering about anywhere, it must be that you don't have a good heart, I'll go down and clean you up now." ”
Zhang Mingyue hurriedly blocked the corridor and said, "Mom, my dad is happy that they have done things today, so don't toss him anymore." ”
Wang Qiuping said angrily: "What is there to be happy about, we have already scattered the money, at most, we will not lose, and we will not get any benefits." Oh yes, I also lost 20%, it was all a good thing done by Lin Yun, a little bastard, and it was not okay to compensate them at the original price, so I had to pretend to be some uncle, and this 20% was a lot of money. ”
"Who said there was no benefit. Zhang Wuju said in a very high-profile manner: "People paid us twice as much, and after calculation, we made eighty percent." Just steal the fun. ”
"Really, fake. As soon as she heard this, Wang Qiuping suddenly became interested, and hurriedly asked: "You are talking quickly, is it true or false?"
"What am I lying to you about, get up and open, don't delay our grandfather and son to drink. Zhang Wuju waved his hand, as if he was very disgusted.
"Okay, if I find out that you lie to me again, don't think about going to my mother's bed in my life. Wang Qiuping snorted coldly, twisted her body and walked away.
"Ahem~" Zhang Wuju just took a bite of food, almost choked on this sentence, and said silently in his heart: "Fuck, if there is such a good thing, Lao Tzu will not be squeezed by you for so many years." Hey, woman. ”
Then, Zhang Wuju picked up the wine glass, filled it for Lin Yun personally, and said, "Leave them alone, let's drink ours." ”
Zhang Wuju is usually taciturn, and when he gets drunk, he will have a stomach full of sassy words, such as "Aunt Wang's buttocks were cocked at the square dance, pretending not to pay attention to touching it", "I met a little beauty recently and she was quite beautiful, and I don't know if I can find someone to be a secretary" This kind of words were shaken out.
Lin Yun was drenched in cold sweat when he heard this, if Wang Qiuping heard this, he would not be able to say it without cutting him with a knife.
"You're drunk, or you'd better go back to sleep. Lin Yun really didn't want to hear it, because he sensed that a frenzied storm was coming.
Zhang Wuju's face was red, looking like Guan Gong, and a sentence exploded in the room like thunder, "What the hell are you sleeping, that old woman persecuts Lao Tzu every day, you see how tired Lao Tzu is." Let me tell you, before getting married, Lao Tzu was like Zhang Fei, and after getting married, Lao Tzu became noodles. I tell your son-in-law, I will never go back to that house to sleep in the future. ”
In the corridor upstairs, there was a pair of hungry wolf-like eyes, staring at Zhang Wuju, Lin Yun could even clearly feel that the raging flames were burning, which could almost roast people to death.
"Zhang Wuju, you want to go to heaven, do you need me to give you a ride!"
The roar of thunder sounded in the house, as if it was going to collapse the house, the sound was as sharp as a bird, it was not a soprano that a human should bear, Zhang Wuju instantly shivered, felt that the strength of the wine went down for more than half of it, and he instantly sobered up.
"It's all a joke, there's no need to take it seriously. Lin Yun said weakly.
Wang Qiuping directly ignored Lin Yun, didn't pay attention to him at all, and came down with a broom to beat Zhang Wuju, Zhang Wuju took a few brooms, and was miserable, and said, "What are you doing, didn't you see me and my son-in-law drinking." ”
"Drink and drink, why don't you drink to death. Wang Qiuping said old-fashionedly: "If you want to die, let me die outside, so that the old lady will be upset when she sees you, and this little waste will also be you."
Trained out, our mother and daughter are so hard, why do you two waste on the shit. ”
"Get out, get out of here. From today onwards, both of you will let me die outside, and I will not be allowed to enter the door. . Wang Qiuping took a broom and began to bombard.
Zhang Xiaoyue's room stretched out a head, took a look, and hurriedly retracted his head, like a thief, for fear that the old mother's coercion would splash on him.
In the corridor, the cold wind gusted, and Zhang Wuju, who had just finished drinking, felt more deeply, and couldn't help but shiver, clasped his hands tightly in front of his chest, and said in surprise: "Why did she pull us out just now, it doesn't make sense?"
"Oh, it's okay, she thinks we're hot and made a point of letting us sober up. Lin Yun said speechlessly, what this guy said just now, he forgot it, it was all alcohol that was causing evil.
The wine is strong and intimidating, and the more you drink, the more energetic you become.
"Did I say the wrong thing again?" Zhang Wuju scratched his head, looking confused. "You said you too, why don't you know how to persuade me. ”
"I didn't persuade you? I was so eager to close your mouth with duct tape?" Lin Yun said in his heart, but he didn't say it now.
After an hour, due to the strength of the wine, Zhang Wuju squatted there groggily and fell asleep, shivering from time to time.
Lin Yun didn't care, even if he didn't sleep for ten days and ten nights, there was no problem.
At this time, a figure sneaked out of the door, still holding bedding and other bedding, it was Zhang Xiaoyue, who walked over with a very light step, and said: "Look at you, drink and drink, say big things, now it's okay, and I want to come and send you something." ”
"Lin Yun, why don't you persuade me?" Zhang Xiaoyue blamed.
Lin Yun shook his head and said, "I can't stop it, can you stop it?"
"I...."Zhang Xiaoyue thought for a while and said, "Alas, forget it, when I didn't say it." You'll be here tonight, and when my mom is in a better mood tomorrow, she might have a chance to let you in. ’
"Good. Lin Yun nodded.
"Don't say it, if my mother finds out, I guess I won't be able to go back. After Zhang Xiaoyue finished speaking, she also tiptoed back.