"Is this a comedy?

"Damn, what is this doing?"

"Damn, this is written by Lin Yang? This is the one who wrote "Love Apartment"?"

"It's too procrastinating, it doesn't feel like it's meaningful. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"yes, there are too many useless shots. ”

......

In the theater, there is no need for film critics and media people to discuss it at all, but some viewers are unhappy, because it has already started for almost 6 minutes, but in addition to procrastination, it is procrastination.

"It seems that this screening of "Nightclub" is going to cry. ”

The two film critics in front of Jiang Fang also whispered: "This TV series and the movie are two completely different concepts, besides, "Love Apartment" written by Lin Yang at the beginning was still very good, but the movie is not like this." ”

"I think Lin Yang should want to foreshadow in the early stage, but this kind of foreshadowing seems to be completely useless. ”

......

Many film critics were also talking in a whisper, and one person next to him also asked: "Jiang Fang, do you still think that this "Nightclub" is confident enough to be screened?"

Jiang Fang smiled a little bitterly: "This, I don't dare to confirm it now." ”

Indeed, this is Jiang Fang's psychological words, why didn't he expect "Nightclub" to play like this, it's too troublesome!

If there is an accident, it may be that Zhang Haoran's appearance is a little unexpected!

"Sure enough, Zhang Haoran is back!"

"Yes, I really didn't expect Zhang Haoran to play such a role. ”

"Bald, decadent middle-aged man, looking at the image of Zhang Haoran, I just want to say that I really didn't expect it. ”

......

Looking at He Sanshui played by Zhang Haoran, many people were obviously shocked, of course, a group of young onlookers and fans must not remember Zhang Haoran, under the renewal of the entertainment industry, many people were caught off guard!

"It turned out to be Zhang Haoran!"

In the corner, Feng Wen, who was wearing hats and sunglasses, was also a little surprised: "Alas, I really didn't expect Zhang Haoran to be like this, when I cooperated with him to shoot a TV series, I was still quite high-spirited." ”

"That can't be helped. ”

Jiang Ying shook his head slightly: "Because this matter has ruined his personality, not only that, but several investors have said hello before, and we can't cooperate with him." ”

"That's right!"

Feng Wen also sighed: "This Lin Yang is quite bold, he actually chose Zhang Haoran to play the starring role?"

"I guess this is also something that Lin Yang can't do. ”

But Jiang Ying saw it more clearly: "If it were someone else, the first-line artists would have to pay tens of millions of dollars alone, and Lin Yang would not be able to afford it, but the current Zhang Haoran is afraid that he is willing to play without giving money." ”

When the two were chatting, on the screen, He Sanshui, played by Zhang Haoran, came to ask for an account but didn't see the proprietress, and then bought a pack of cigarettes, but Tang Xiaolian didn't let him smoke in the supermarket, and then He Sanshui finally broke out angry: "Why don't you let me smoke, why do you sell me if you don't let me smoke?" You owe my money for more than a month, don't think that you can get your account off if you keep delaying like this, tell you, today I don't just want to smoke, I also want to get my money back, it's natural to pay off debts, do you think I'm here to ask for food? I want to get my money back. Are you going to give me my money or not?"

Tang Xiaolian also said with some annoyance: "I said that you are not finished, the money is between you and the boss, we will be deducted from your salary if you smoke here, Li Junwei asked him to go out to smoke." ”

"Brother Shui, don't be angry......

"What?"

Looking at Li Junwei, who wanted to push himself, He Sanshui with a cigarette in his mouth and said angrily: "Look at me alone, it's easy to bully, isn't it?

Speaking of this, He Sanshui turned directly and shouted towards the door: "Tire, tire!!!"

"Ahh

At this time, a burly fat man wearing a black hood pushed the door in, looking quite exaggerated.

At this time, He Sanshui also looked at the tire in a daze, and then slapped him with a slap: "What are you doing? What are you doing wearing this thing?"

"Grab the money!"

Tire said loudly.

He Sanshui said loudly: "Who said that we came to rob money, we are here to ask for accounts!"

"Yes, ask for the account, what about the account, hand over the account!"

The tire turned around and pointed at Tang Xiaolian and said loudly.

Tang Xiaolian looked at the tire 2 helplessly, and then turned around and prepared to make a call.

"No need to call. ”

Thinking that Tang Xiaolian was going to call the police, He Sanshui said loudly: "Did you hear it?" I said no calling, no calling!"

"Don't call, do you hear?"

The tires continued to roar as they smashed everything down, then jumped over the table and snatched the phone.

"Put the phone down!"

He Sanshui said loudly: "Smash the phone!!"

When the words fell, the tire slammed down the phone, and then He Sanshui and the tire stomped on it fiercely.

Both of them were extremely excited, on the other hand, Tang Xiaolian and Li Junwei were watching this scene blankly, especially Tang Xiaolian, she was also a little surprised when she looked at this scene, and as for the tires, she gasped and said: "Whoever calls the police, I will call whoever I call!"

"Who said you were going to call the police, didn't you ask for an account? Aren't you going to call the boss?"

Tang Xiaolian spread her hands and said a little innocently.

At this time, He Sanshui was also confused: "You, we, too, didn't say yes, call the boss." ”

There was some silence in the air, and the scene was a little awkward!

"Haha, I'm laughing at me, damn, this tire must be a pig teammate. ”

"I'm drunk too, haha, it's just funny. ”

"It's funny, that's a bit of a comedy. ”

......

At this scene, the scene suddenly burst into laughter.

As for Jiang Fang, he wrote in his notebook: "9 minutes and 30 seconds, the audience laughed at once!"

The camera was stretched, and after the 4 people in the supermarket suddenly became quiet, the DV that Zhu Liao put down before continued to record this scene, and then returned to the outside of the supermarket, Zhu Liao wearing stockings was running exaggeratedly.

"Ah......h

Loudly pushed open the supermarket door, Zhu Liao said directly: "Rob!"

Looking at his buddies, Li Junwei was quite confused, and Tang Xiaolian on the side also looked like a dog, at this time, Zhu Liao, who was wearing stockings, turned around and saw He Sanshui, and then he was also dizzy, and then turned his head to see the tires!

"Well, dude, where did you buy this hood?"

Zhu Liao asked with some curiosity.

"I brought my own, what's wrong?"

The tire said stiffly.

"Oops, I forgot to record it. ”

Suddenly, Zhu Liao patted his head and then shook his stockings again, and at this time, Zhu Liao was directly electrocuted by He Sanshui with an electric baton before he could react.

"If you want to rob me of my money, look for electricity!"

He Sanshui said through gritted teeth.

"Brother Shui, he is a fan!"

At this time, the picture flashed and began to insert Li Junwei's introduction to Brother Shui, and then everyone finally understood why He Sanshui came to ask for an account.

It turns out that Brother Shui has always liked to buy lottery tickets, and finally won a third prize with more than 9,000 yuan, only to find that the lottery ticket was wronged by the boss when he redeemed the prize, and Brother Shui wanted to come to the boss lady many times to ask for money, but it turned out to be directly beaten back by the boss lady.

"Suddenly I felt a little distressed Brother Shui. ”

"Yes, mom, I can understand this mood, when I was in school, I asked my friends to help buy lottery tickets, but what the fucking fool didn't pretend to be smart and changed my number, and then 20,000 yuan flew away. ”

"Look, who said it wasn't, damn, it's annoying to think about, you're 20,000, and my sister is 100,000. ”

"I'll go and tell your story. ”

......

Some people who watched the screening didn't talk loudly, but they felt a little distressed about Brother Shui when they saw this.

Brother Shui took all the money from the counter, but found that the money was only a little bit, and Tang Xiaolian asked Li Junwei to call the police quickly, and Zhu Liao woke up between the four of them, but he wore stockings and directly regarded the refrigerator door as the door, and he knocked himself out again.

Everyone who watched the movie was amused by Zhu Liao's stupidity!

was worried that Tang Xiaolian would be injured, so Li Junwei just thought of a way, that is, to let Brother Shui be a cashier to raise money!

So in the blink of an eye, Li Junwei and Tang Xiaolian were tied up, and Tang Xiaolian said with some annoyance: "This is the way you said!"

"Let me say two words simply, this supermarket belongs to your boss, since your boss owes me money, it means that this supermarket owes me money, and the things in the supermarket are sold, of course the money should also belong to me, young man, your idea is very creative, but you had better not act rashly. ”

Brother Shui said a few words, and then pulled stockings from Zhu Liao's head and asked for tires to plug Li Junwei and Tang Xiaolian's mouths.

"No!"

Tires are straightforward.

Brother Shui, who was about to go out, stopped: "Why?"

"I can't hear what I talk inside or outside. ”

"Nothing!"

"Look!"

At this time, the tires pulled the curtains in the house, and it turned out that there was a lot inside, and it was a KTV inside!

"Isn't this your boss's office?

Brother Shui asked a little speechlessly.

"The proprietress usually likes to sing, and she likes to practice here when she is fine. ”

Li Junwei explained at this time.

"If I don't pay back, I just won't pay back......"

The lyrics of the proprietress singing the 'don't pay back' sounded in his mind, and Brother Shui was also startled, and then at this time, the tire told him that someone was coming outside.

Brother Shui and Tire, who didn't know how to settle the bill for the first time, were treated as deaf and mute, which also made everyone laugh a little.

Inside the house, Zhu Liao, who was woken up by a bucket of instant noodles, was also stupid and speechless again, and if he wanted to call the police, he directly asked what the 110 phone number was.

Because he really didn't know how to use the equipment, Brother Shui also asked Li Junwei to collect money with him, and the money he put in his pocket, and the second guest asked for a straw to drink soy milk, and then talked about a series of problems.

Then after going out, a mouthful of soy milk was scalded and fell to the ground!

As for Brother Shui, when he returned to the supermarket, he discussed with the tires and asked him to take off the hood, and then everyone finally understood why Brother Shui disappeared for so long and came to the supermarket to ask for the account.

It turned out that the tire was a distant relative of Brother Shui, who came out of his hometown to join Brother Shui, and then had to pay a deposit because he was looking for a job, but the company ran away after paying the money, and these thousands of yuan were all of Brother Shui's savings, so the desperate two could only go back to the supermarket to ask for accounts.

The plot continued, the tires took a bunch of things and began to eat, and Li Junwei, who was cleaning up the ice, was called by Brother Shui and began to calculate how much money it was!

At the same time, when Li Junwei was counting the money, the forum was still eating vigorously!

The camera flashes over the ice many times at this time!

Tang Xiaolian, who leaned on the toilet, wrote a note and secretly gave it to Li Junwei, and what was written on the note was: "Stabilize He Sanshui, I have a way to escape!"

As a result, Li Junwei, who was looking at the note, ran into Brother Shui as soon as he turned around, looking at the way Brother Shui stared at him, Li Junwei also looked quite nervous, and Brother Shui said with a serious face: "Do you think that when I said welcome, I was not enthusiastic enough?"

"No!"

Li Junwei said a little nervously.

"No matter how enthusiastic you are, people won't come. ”

At this time, Brother Shui sighed and blew his nose directly with a note.

Such a contrast made the scene laugh again!

From the beginning of everyone's grievances and everyone's unhappiness, to now, it has only been half an hour, but Jiang Fang has recorded it, there have been two laughs, four laughs, and the more you look at it, the more relaxed it becomes, and the more you look at it, it seems that some foreshadowing is about to be revealed.

Especially the next episode made everyone laugh.

Li Junwei's classmates bought a bunch of things, and then told Li Junwei that he was so good now, two rooms and two cars, etc., and then dropped a business card and left, and at this time, Brother Shui mistakenly thought that Li Junwei was unbalanced because of his classmates' affairs, so he tore the business card directly.

Then Brother Shui said a lot of words, saying very seriously that he was not afraid of being looked down upon by others, and he had always been waiting for an opportunity, a chance to prove himself, and then this opportunity was ruined by the boss.

At this time, Li Junwei has always wanted to speak, but Brother Shui continued to speak righteously, such as is it awesome to have a house and a car?

In the end, Li Junwei finally broke out and said to Brother Shui that his classmates didn't give money.

One sentence made Brother Shui completely confused!

"Haha, who plays this water brother? Nima, it's so expressive. ”

"I laughed, and it was the first time I knew I could play like this. ”

"Hehe, seeing Brother Shui's righteous words of spiritual chicken soup there, I was inexplicably distressed. ”

......

This plot can be regarded as making everyone laugh again, Jiang Fang also sighed secretly, this Zhang Haoran's acting skills are really praised.