Chapter 104: The Little Overlord of the Campus

As soon as Lin Hai returned to the villa, Ah Hua ran over with a scar.

"Damn, aren't you fighting with other dogs just to snatch a female dog?" Lin Hai was startled.

Ah Hua glanced at Lin Hai with resentful eyes, and said with a crying voice: "Dad, you don't talk about cool things, it's not that you peeked at the female ghost's body, and then ran away by yourself, but she was angry with me, you see that I am not handsome." ”

Burst!

What is Nima called peeking, obviously he ran out without clothes, okay?

However, thinking of Chu Lin'er's angry appearance, Lin Hai was still a little stunned.

Whatever, with the peachwood sword anyway, she can't beat herself.

"Lin Hai, you little thief!" As soon as he entered the house, Chu Lin'er's angry voice came out.

"Hey, what are you shouting, you took the initiative to run into my house naked, and you still complained about me!" Lin Hai looked fearless.

"You, you" Chu Lin's childish chest kept rising and falling.

"What are you, don't accept it, don't accept it, beat me, come on, come on, hit here, can you beat me?" Lin Hai patted his chest with a stinging face.

"Bang!" As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Hai was kicked in the chest, and he flew up and hit the wall.

"What's the situation?" Lin Hai was stunned.

Nima, my brother has a peachwood sword, didn't this Chu Lin'er be able to beat himself before?

By the way, why didn't the peachwood sword emit that white light?

Suddenly, Lin Hai remembered.

The grass, the peach wood sword was polluted by Hu Wei before, how to forget this stubble!

"Didn't you ask me to beat you, Princess Ben beat you into pieces of paper today!" Chu Lin'er shot out one after another and beat Lin Hai violently.

Lin Hai held his head, and felt so bitter in his heart.

Your sister finally knows that if you don't do anything, you won't die.

Why do you say you are stimulating this aunt and grandmother?

"Hu Wei, fuck your uncle!!"

Thinking of this violent beating, it was all because Hu Wei had polluted his peachwood sword, so he couldn't avoid it, and Lin Hai scolded angrily.

"Bang!" After fighting for a while, Chu Lin'er kicked Lin Hai into the corner and collided with Ah Hua.

"You are one person and one dog, give me honest squatting and reflection!" Chu Lin'er finally let out a sigh, dropped a sentence, and left.

Lin Hai squatted in the corner, and Ah Hua, you look at me, I look at you, all with a bitter face.

"Dad, with my countless experience reading, I gave you an idea, found a chance to her, and became your woman, she didn't dare to scream. ”

"Fuck your sister!" Lin Hai kicked the unreliable dead dog aside.

Grass, living in a room with this female ghost with a serious tendency to violence, can't do it without some self-defense.

Lin Hai thought for a moment and opened the >

Little Foolish Immortal: Zhang Tianshi, the peachwood sword is polluted, what should I do?

Zhang Tianshi quickly returned.

Zhang Tianshi: What is it polluted with?

Little Fool Fairy: The first saliva of the ghost.

Zhang Tianshi: It's easy to say, just wash it with ambergris. The latest and fastest updates

Little Fool Fairy: Where is ambergris?

Zhang Tianshi: Looking for the Dragon King (a weird expression in the back)

Little Fool Fairy: Don't you have three packs of this peachwood sword? (a teary-eyed expression)

Yes, Zhang Tianshi ignored him directly.

Nima's, old stuff!

Lin Hai gave a middle finger.

There happens to be the Dragon King of the East China Sea among his friends, so let's see if I can ask him for ambergris.

Little Foolish Fairy: Dragon King, can you give some ambergris? Thanks, thanks! (a kneeling expression in the back)

Dragon King of the East China Sea: 1000 merit points 1 tael, no bargaining!

Lin Hai rolled his eyes, Made, don't say 1000, my brother's 1 merit point is gone.

Little Fool Fairy: Can you owe it first? (a pitiful expression at the back)

Dragon King of the East China Sea: I'm busy, don't make trouble if I don't buy it.

Burst!

Lin Hai slandered in his heart.

Made, I'll ask you for saliva, as for it, if it's not useful, don't give it to him for nothing, my brother still thinks you're dirty.

Lin Hai thought about it, and suddenly a flash of inspiration.

Grass, I thought you had ambergris, Made, my brother is looking for little Nezha!

Little Nezha is the master who slays dragons without agreeing with each other, isn't it trivial to get some ambergris?

Thinking of Nezha, Lin Hai remembered the belly pocket that saved Liu Xinyue's life.

I said before that I wanted to thank Xiao Nezha, but Lin Hai felt that he couldn't break his promise.

Out of the villa, Lin Hai thought as he walked, what kind of gift should Nezha give?

Also send carrots and grass, obviously inappropriate.

At the mention of carrots, Lin Hai suddenly remembered that he still owed Jinhua Boy a carrot, and he promised him that he would give it to him if he saved Liushan.

Why don't you also give Xiao Nezha cigarettes?

No way!

Lin Hai thought of Nezha's appearance as Xiao Zhengtai with a cigarette in his mind, and immediately shook his head.

Made, with bad children, the King of Tota is not allowed to hunt down and kill himself in the lower realm?

What should I give?

Lin Hai walked while looking at the storefront on the side of the road.

"Huh, One Piece anime?" Lin Hai suddenly found a bookstall.

Damn, don't all kids like anime?

Lin Hai immediately had an idea and bought a set of 30 copies of One Piece.

Back at the villa, Lin Hai sent a message to Nezha.

Little Fool Fairy: Isn't there?

Huh?

Little Fool Fairy: What about people, they won't fall in love, right?

This time, Nezha returned quickly.

Nezha: Don't talk nonsense, take classes in the Little Immortal Classroom.

Burst!

Class?

Lin Hai suddenly felt a little ridiculous.

Little Fool Fairy: What kind of class do you take?

Nezha: Learning Laojun's Tao Te Ching, I'm bored to death. (A crying emoji in the back)

"Hahaha" Lin Hai laughed.

Think about little Nezha, so lively and active, but sitting in class, shaking his head and reciting the Tao Te Ching, he suddenly felt full of joy.

Little Fool Fairy: I'll give you something good.

You sent Nezha the first volume of the manga One Piece.

Nezha: One Piece? I haven't heard of it when I'm in trouble?

Lin Hai sweated.

Nima doesn't want to bring a sea character, just mess with you in the sea, okay?

Little Fool Fairy: Just look at it.

After a while.

Nezha: Thank you, I like this book so much!

Lin Hai saw that the time had come.

Little Fool Fairy: Well, Third Prince, Little Fairy has something to ask you for.

Nezha: What's the matter?

Damn, looking at this tone, it shouldn't be a big problem.

Little Fool Fairy: Little Fairy needs some ambergris, but now there is not a single merit point, you see

Nezha: Wait a minute, the tenth prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, follow me in the same class.

Lin Hai was taken aback,, this little Nezha won't go over and slaughter the tenth prince on the spot, right?

If this is really the case, the Dragon King of the West Sea can't afford to provoke Nezha, and Nima still can't find himself to fight hard?

Although he is in the mortal world, who knows if these immortals have any means to kill themselves thousands of miles away.

I was thinking about instructing Nezha to say two sentences, >

Open it and take a look.

Nezha sends you a bucket of ambergris.

Nezha: Let's see if it's enough, if it's not enough, I'll give them mouths and make them vomit more.

Little Fool Fairy: Enough, enough!

Nima, this little Nezha is simply a super campus bully, if you want something, you can ask for it directly by smoking!

Just as he was about to extract the ambergris, Ah Hua ran over.

"Daddy, Daddy, go watch TV!"

"Watching TV?" Lin Hai walked to the living room and was stunned after a glance.