"Wow, brother, you are too handsome when you wear this, you are more handsome than the Korean drama stars I watched, it seems that it is good to have a foundation, if you wear it on the street, I don't know how many little girls will be fascinated. ”

"I said sister, the clothes you picked out for me are too fancy, I'll dress like this to go to the exam, it's not good!"

"Brother, what's wrong with this? Look at how handsome you look now? You're all handsome, okay? Hurry up and find a beautiful sister-in-law to calm you, otherwise your fresh cow dung will dry up." ”

"Eh, it's not a girl, are you praising me, or are you hurting me? How can I hear a hint of sarcasm in your words? How can I become a lump of fresh cow dung?"

"Why, brother, isn't this a very exaggerated metaphor for me? Don't you see that flowers are only fragrant when they are inserted in cow dung?"

"My God, then what do you mean is that brother is that lump of cow dung, you are really ruthless, you are a wolf, three points and one horizontal more than a ruthless person, isn't it that you are doing this day in addition to damaging your brother's play, will you order anything else?"

"Brother, how am I hurting you? I'm obviously just showing my concern for you, okay? You see how much I love you? Why don't I hurt others? Think about it. ”

"Alas, then I really thank you for your love, I'm honored to be hurt by you, I really obeyed you, you're good at hurting me, if you hurt others, you won't be able to make friends. ”

"Cut, I don't need friends, it's useless to have too many friends, a few are enough, besides, how can they compare to my brother, in my heart, my brother will always be the first, don't beat me or scold me, always rely on me, my brother is the best." ”

"Uh...... That...... I'm so honored to thank you. ”

"Hehe, don't make trouble, brother, come on for the exam, my sister supports you, I believe you will be able to pass the exam." ”

"Alas, little ghost spirit, don't you still believe in your brother's strength and mine?

"Cut, cut, cut, you just brag, who believes it?"

"You don't believe me, do you? Okay, let's make a bet about it, okay?"

"Bet, bet, bet, how to play?"

"That's it, the rules are as follows: if I succeed in the exam, then you have to agree to one condition for me. ”

"And what if you lose?"

"Lose? How could I lose? I don't have the word lose in Su Chen's dictionary!"

"Cut, megalomaniac, what if you lose?"

"If I lose, you're at your disposal. ”

"Okay, then if you lose, just go and find me a sister-in-law to come back, there is no one in this family to chat with me, it's boring!"

"Well, it's a word. ”

"It's a deal, brother, you can't go back!"

"A gentleman's word, the horse is hard to chase, how can I regret it?

"Slightly, slightly, slightly, I won't lose!"

"Oh, yes, we'll wait and see, little girl, you won't be able to afford to lose when the time comes!"

"Hmph, my dignified little fairy Su Yiran, honesty is the first, will I rely on your account? I won't be the kind of person who dares to gamble and dare not admit it!"

"Okay, then you just wait to lose. ”

Su Chen and Su Yiran reached some kind of agreement in this way, so Su Chen went to the examination room to take the exam.

But Su Chen didn't wear the set that Su Yiran chose for him, that set was too gorgeous and eye-catching, and being stared at like this would affect his exam.

So Su Chen is still wearing his old camouflage uniform, this is an occupational disease, although he has retired, but he always remembers that he used to be an excellent special soldier, the king of soldiers in China, which is indelible!

When Su Chen was taking the exam, he worked hard all the way, and he wrote the answer to this question without even reading it, because he thought that these questions were really a little low-level, and they were not as complicated as the documents he sorted out in the army.

But he can't be too high-profile, he just wants to keep a low profile, so he deliberately messes around a few questions, hoping to reduce some scores and not let his final score be too exaggerated.

But it seemed that he was answering the question too fast, so he attracted the attention of others, and Su Chen felt that someone was knocking on him behind him, wanting to make him turn back.

Su Chen had no choice but to look back, Su Chen didn't pay attention to who was behind him before, he had been concentrating on answering the question, and when he looked back, there was a big beauty behind him, only to see that she didn't say a word, and directly stuffed a note for Su Chen.

When Su Chen saw this note, he thought that he was being targeted by a beautiful woman, this was a whisper from a beautiful woman, but he thought about it too much, Su Chen opened the note and looked at it, and the content of the note made him very disappointed.

I saw these few big words written on the note: The answer is passed to me, hurry up, otherwise, you want to look good!

Su Chen was directly annoyed when he saw it, what kind of attitude, if you want an answer, you need an answer, it makes me happy in vain, and the attitude is so tough, it's strange to be able to give it to you.

Besides, cheating was not right in the first place, so Su Chen wrote something on this note and threw it back to her.

The girl seemed to be very happy when she received the note, but when she saw the content of the note, her smile gradually disappeared, and she was even a little annoyed, and she had the urge to strangle Su Chen.

I saw that Su Chen wrote on the note back to her: "This is the most serious examination room, the examination room is the battlefield, it should be treated equally, cheating in the examination room is equivalent to going to the battlefield as a deserter, this place, survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest, if you want to rely on yourself, it is impossible to copy it for you!"

This can make the girls behind Su Chen angry enough, and she wants to strangle Su Chen, she can't wait to strangle Su Chen directly, so she continues to knock and wants an answer.

But Su Chen ignored her at all, and just slept with his head bored, without caring about her feelings.

"You...... You kid wait for me, it's always me Ling Bingyi who refuses a man, no man has ever dared to refuse me, you are definitely the first, I remember you!"

What Su Chen didn't know was that his small move offended a girl, but what he did was right, positive energy, iron juicers.

The light of the right way shines on the earth, illuminating every dark place.

Frankness is light, like a man's chest, with infinite strength, so strong!

After the exam was over, that girl came to Su Chen with a fierce momentum, and directly slapped the table domineeringly, "Hey, I said you, why don't you copy it for me?" I am a young and beautiful girl, I have already pulled down my face and asked you to copy it for me, what do you want, if this is in normal times, then there are people rushing to copy it for me, how can you be like this?"

"This young lady, please stay calm first, listen to me reason with you, first of all, favoritism and plagiarism are strictly prohibited in the examination room, I don't report and expose you, I have already given you enough face, and also, others are others, I am me, don't confuse me with those low-level licking dogs, we are different, the Tao is different, I don't want to make a plan, girl, please go back, I'm going to rest!"

"Hmph, you kid wait for me, I will definitely not let you go!"

"Oh, then come on, I'm waiting for you, in the wind and rain, I'm waiting for you here, and ah, you might as well do more serious things if you have that kung fu, don't do some bells and whistles all day long, don't do your job, always think about taking shortcuts, one step to the sky, where are so many good things in this world? At home, there may be people who spoil you and treat you like a little princess, but outside, in this cruel society, you are a little girl, you don't have enough strength, you are nothing, just a vase!"

"You...... Why are you like this?"

"I'm a sample, I'm like this, and, don't care about me so much, what I look like, I don't know, but the only thing I know is that sister, your current thinking is very dangerous, usually pay more attention, you can do it yourself!"

"You...... Hmph, I'm too lazy to talk to an idiot who doesn't understand Miss Ben's beauty!"

"Oh, then since you don't want to talk to me, then please go back, don't bother me again, now I'm going to rest, goodbye!"

"No, don't you want to be so straight? You must not have a girlfriend if you are so straight!"

What I didn't expect was that Su Chen was reasonable, but he was defeated only in this sentence, and he was pinched to death by that girl.

"Haha, I said yes, a straight man like you can't have a girlfriend, how about it, do you want Miss Ben to be merciful, pretend to be your girlfriend, and satisfy your hypocritical vanity? ”

"You...... Can we stop talking about our girlfriend?"

"Sorry, no, we're going to leave it to business!"

"I'm really scared of you. ”

"Haha, I know I'm afraid, then copy it for me obediently next time, don't think about playing any tricks. ”

"No, miss, I remember that I have already said that the examination room is the battlefield, and if you don't hold a gun on the battlefield, then you are treason, I will not help you with this kind of deceptive behavior, I Su Chenxing is right, and I am not afraid of shadows!"

"You...... Why are you just screwed up like that? Miss Ben doesn't give you money. ”

"I'm sorry, miss, it's not a matter of money or not, even if you use more money, you can't buy my dignity, this is a personality problem, I can't do anything, you better find another master!"

"You don't have a girlfriend!"

"This young lady, you ......"

"You don't have a girlfriend......"

......

Su Chen really couldn't stand this girl's crooked reasoning, so he could only retreat strategically, walked out of the examination room, and went out to relax, the world is so big, it's really strange, the circle is so big, anyone can meet it, and Su Chen has to accept it.

He is a gentleman, and it is not good to openly insult women in public, of course he can't do it, just such a big and small thing, it is not enough to burst out of the foul mouth, and it is even more impossible to use his hands and feet.

As long as Su Chen makes sense of that girl, then the matter will pass, but the key is, what should I say, that girl has been biting the fact that he has no girlfriend, which is the same as eating a mad dog!

Play and play, make trouble, don't joke about Su Chen, fight and fight, don't tease in front of Su Chen!

The exam whistle blew, and Su Chen had to go back to continue the exam, in case he failed, the agreement between himself and his sister would be lost, so he couldn't give up.

Face fear, don't be afraid, face it with a smile, the pain will always pass, come on, Ollie give!

At this time, it seemed that there was a troll uncle cheering for Su Chen, Su Chen's spirit instantly doubled, and he mustered up the courage to go back to the examination room, there was that woman's battlefield!

"Boy, you're back, have you figured it out, do you want to copy it for me?

Su Chen ignored it, got the paper and began to write the question, go his own way, and let others say go.

At this time, the BGM sounded: "The beginning of the heart-to-heart conversation, reduced to bland, looking forward to it, can't wait for his answer, all, it has nothing to do with him, anyway, he has long been used to it, a person is lonely, sad and embarrassed, and he has to pretend to be natural, bleak or brilliant, it has nothing to do with him." ”

This made the girl behind Su Chen angry, her face turned red, she had never seen someone like Su Chen who didn't listen to her orders, Su Chen was the first to dare to do it against her, Ling Bingyi gradually became interested in Su Chen.

But she had no choice, Su Chen didn't copy it for her, so she could only rely on herself to be blind, hoping to get a few more questions......

After the exam, Su Chen was relaxed, but what Su Chen didn't expect was that the two would meet again in the future and continue his headache life, which could not be shaken off.

"Hey, boy, you stop, you still want to leave if you provoke me, say quickly, do you dare to leave your name?"

"Crooked, crooked, crooked, there's no end? You're not annoyed, I'm annoyed, get out of the way, I'm in a hurry, I really don't know what your little head thinks." ”

"I don't care, if you don't tell me your name today, I'll pester you and not leave. ”

"Didn't I say, you're pestering me now, okay? Isn't it the same as not saying it? Is there any substantive difference?"

"As long as you tell me what your name is, Miss Ben will let you go for the time being. ”

"My name is Su Chen, okay, my eldest lady classmate, I really can't stand you, you said you are a girl, why do you have to pester me and let people talk about it, how bad is the impact?"

"Do you understand emotions or not? I don't care about a girl, what do you care about as a big man? Heh, man. ”

"Gone, goodbye, oh no, never again!"

"Su Chen, you remember it for me, my name is Ling Bingyi, I will come to you again, you can't run out of my Five Finger Mountain!"

"My God, it's another brain watt, and Wuzhi Mountain, I look like a white bone spirit, white bone skin and flesh, a pink skeleton, oh, woman. ”

As soon as I got home, my sister pounced, "Eh, brother, why didn't you wear the clothes I bought for you? Why, dislike me? Wait, this smell is a little wrong, brother, where did you get the fragrance of a woman? Hurry up, tell the truth, confess leniently, resist strictly, you can keep silent, but what you say will become evidence in court!"

"I'll go, isn't it, sister, where did you learn this? What kind of material is your nose made of? It's even smarter than a dog's nose, I'll take a test, there are so many people in the examination room, of course there is a woman's perfume smell." ”

"Cut, this reason, so-so, I'll trust you for the time being, don't take it as an example, brother, I'm hungry, cook for me quickly." ”

"Oh my God, you're looking for mom to cook, what are you looking for me to do? ”

"Oh, isn't Mom here, I'm hungry, brother, don't you want to do it for me?"

"You're hungry, so you can do it yourself, why do you have to look for me?"

"This ...... It's not like people don't know how to make this, and they've been cooking instant noodles, and the instant noodles are not fragrant. ”

"No, you're a girl's family, you can't even cook, sister, I'm really convinced of you, you wait, in fact, my brother will show you a hand today. ”

"Okay, brother Saigao, but, brother, there are no ingredients at home, what are you going to do?"

Of course, it's a delicious instant noodle that you can't eat in one bag, two bags and three bags of delicious noodles. ”

"I'm going, isn't it, brother, I've been eating instant noodles until I've vomited in the past few days, and I'm still here? ”

"Don't you believe in your brother's cooking skills? Can what you cook outside be as delicious as what you make at home? Just watch how I do it honestly, you can do it for me, go cut some green onions, ginger and garlic, and then bring over the dark soy sauce, cooking wine, oil-consuming and other seasonings. ”

"That'...... Okay, it sounds so high-level Yazi, brother, come on, I'll wait to eat. ”

"Cut, you just wait, you can eat more later, don't waste food!"

Su Chen changed into an apron and took out the ordinary bagged instant noodles, but soon after, this ordinary instant noodles will complete a qualitative leap, become no longer ordinary, and become the overlord of the instant noodle circle, with an attractive aroma.

In between, Su Chen first took out the boiled instant noodles, then passed the water to remove the oil stains, and then used green onions, ginger and garlic and other boiling pots, and then stir-fried the instant noodles left and right, stir-fried it until golden brown, and then seasoned it with cooking wine, dark soy sauce, oil consumption, etc.

Soon the instant noodles were out of the pot, sprinkled with some coriander on top, a bowl of Su Chen's secret instant noodles was ready, the aroma was attractive, stimulating people's taste buds, a good instant noodles, made alive and made I can't afford to eat.

Su Yiran couldn't help it anymore, picked up the chopsticks and rolled up a large mouthful of instant noodles and sent them to her mouth.

It feels very crispy in the mouth, and the taste is very good, which is completely different from the single-style instant noodles she ate before, as if all the food she ate before was junk food, which is the real instant noodles.

So he began to gobble it up, and because he ate too fast, he choked, Su Chen was helpless, patted her on the back and helped her go down and said: "Eat slowly, and no one will rob you, these are all yours, if you don't eat enough, there is still in the horse spoon, and you are full." ”

"Brother, when did you learn this craft, my future sister-in-law will definitely like it, brother, do you have any other unique skills that you haven't revealed? ”

"Wait until you have a chance in the future, let's eat first, these are all yours, don't waste food!"

"Yes, sir, promise to complete the task, please rest assured, sir!"

"Little girl, eat well. ”