His name is Yang Le, and because of his prank on "above", he was relegated to Planet D and became a guardian spirit.

Except for occasional contributions, life in the world is not bad.

According to the standards of mortals, he registered himself as twenty-four years old, and the education column was accidentally ignored, resulting in him now unable to find a good part-time job.

As for my job, the main thing is to protect Planet D from destruction, and if I'm in a good mood, I'll help some humans.

As a god, he has all the powers you can imagine except time.

Time is useless to the gods of heaven, have you ever seen a god who dies of old age?

However, this also raises a problem, that is, the number of god positions is fixed, and without the fall of the old god, there will be no new god to succeed to the throne!

"I heard that Nezha's kid has children, I once thought that Lao Li Tou deliberately made excuses to belittle me, in order to make room for his grandson......" When he comes out to enjoy the cool at night, Yang Le will tell the children stories in the sky with a nervous face, although no one believes it, but the big brother and sister who play mahjong on the side are happy to have someone to help bring the baby for free.

Yang Le currently works in an insurance company, and occasionally deceives beautiful girls that she is a white-collar worker, but in fact, she is a businessman, not even labor dispatch, let alone five insurances and one housing fund.

Fortunately, Aunt Zhang downstairs looked at him pitifully, and gathered the elderly of the entire community to become his customers, and his income was barely able to make ends meet.

Yang Le, whose hair is messy like a chicken nest, has a somewhat sallow complexion due to reading novels all night last night, a white vest with holes, a pair of basketball shorts from the Rockets more than ten years ago, and a pair of green foam slippers, which constitute his daily outfit.

There is no mine at home, so I don't dare to make waves!

For the problem of eating, in addition to occasionally going to Aunt Zhang's house for a meal, he usually solves it in his own home, although he is still a little unaccustomed to the rules of the mortal world, but in line with the concept of following the customs, he still came to the vegetable market on time.

The soles of his shoes were dragged by him because of the muddy water on the ground, and he stopped when he walked to a stall selling vegetables, shook his head and said, "Hey, Sister Chen, your water spinach is not fresh? How much do you want to sell it for a pound just because of this condition?"

The woman who sold vegetables was still weighing her head, but when she heard this, she was angry, and she was about to scold her mother with a black face, and when she saw that it was Yang Le, her face suddenly turned cloudy and clear, and she wiped the sweat on her forehead with her sleeve and said with a smile.

"Yo! It's an old acquaintance! Four pieces of water spinach! If you like to buy it or not, if you don't buy it, get out!"

Yang Le didn't take Sister Chen's laughter and scolding to heart, it seemed that he recognized the way these mortals greeted him, but the business still had to be talked about.

"Three pieces of eight!"

"I said Yang Le, didn't you kid tell my son that you are a god in the sky, do you still care about this dime?" Sister Chen joked with a smile, but the movements of her hands were not slow, and she neatly put the vegetables into the bag and handed them to him.

The market near his home has two floors, the first floor sells vegetables and the second floor sells meat, and there is a large patio in the middle for daylight, sandwiched between two dilapidated six-story buildings.

Yang Le is a frequent visitor to this vegetable market, don't look at Sister Chen's always talking about him behind his back as a psychopath, but in fact, he is still very good to him in his heart.

No, she obviously gave four yuan, but she found five cents, if he had known that this would be the case, he didn't bother to bargain at first.

Smiling and nodding to Sister Chen, Yang Le stretched out his hand and was about to receive the money, but his heart suddenly moved.

"Hey~, there is no such thing as a free five cents in the world! What kind of mischievous kid is this? Where can a prank be like this? It's too untechnical, you should be spanked!"

I saw a brick falling from the top of the patio, and it seemed to be flying towards the top of Sister Chen's head.

Yang Le shook his head, stared at the sky with his eyes, and moved the brick a few centimeters to the side and landed in the vegetable basket in front of him.

"My mother! This is the one who wanted to kill the old lady with a thousand knives, but fortunately the Bodhisattva blessed!" Sister Chen, who was panicked, didn't care about the cold sweat that was frightened, and immediately folded her hands and recited a few words of Amitabha, and then ran to find the market administrator.

A group of half-grown children hurriedly ran out of the nearby residential building, and one of them, a boy about seven or eight years old, was still eloquent.

"What am I talking about! I told you to bet on me, don't tell me anything in the future, don't dare to say anything to me! I dare to throw it down, do you dare?"

Since nothing happened, Yang Le naturally wouldn't arrest this kid and take him to the management office, but just threw the skin under his heel after eating a banana.

"Ouch!

The little boy was so hurt that he almost burst into tears, but the female classmate next to him covered his mouth and smiled.

"Hahaha, tell you to do bad things!

Hearing this, the little boy who was covering his buttocks on the ground jumped up all of a sudden, judging from his situation, he should have followed his grandmother to chant Buddha at home, only to see him endure the pain and stretch out three fingers of his right hand, and swore with palpitations.

"The Bodhisattva is above! I will never dare to do bad things again! I will never dare, please forgive me!"

I didn't expect this kid to be called Lele, which made Yang Le a little surprised, in his dictionary, aren't the people with music in the general name like him who are sunny and cheerful, handsome and chic, helpful and happy, and everyone loves flowers and flowers?

As for what he did when you ask him, it's just getting drunk with Nezha and the monkey and soaking urine in the queen mother's yaochi.

After the incident, the monkey was originally the person from the old man next door, so he was naturally picked up directly, and Nezha, a shameless bastard, actually listened to the bad idea given to him by the old man Li - he didn't admit it!

Yang Le's injustice behind the pot!

"Now we are all paying attention to keeping pace with the times, we can go to Yaochi to check the surveillance! Why bully honest people?"

......

Naturally, the vegetable market management office couldn't find anyone, but fortunately, nothing major happened, and the initiator was also perfectly given to Yang Le's banana peel.

Took out his mobile phone and looked at the calendar, it was only Wednesday, there were still three days before the next meat, and thinking that he would have to wait 16 days to receive his salary, Yang Le shook his head and had to go out of the market.

As soon as he walked downstairs in the community, a group of little rabbit cubs took a water gun and slammed Yang Le's body, and there were words in their mouths.

"Oh~oh~, the neurotic is back, youkai! look at the gun!!"

"I ......"

If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't reveal their identities if they wanted to blend in with mortals!If it weren't for their parents coming out quickly and apologizing in a good manner!What if it weren't for the ...... It's a pity that there are no ifs!

"Hehe, Yang Le, you're an adult, you can't be angry with children, I'm really embarrassed, summer, cool and cool......"

After speaking, he didn't forget to teach his bear children a lesson, and even slapped them directly on the head.

"You little bunny! You're dead, aren't you? know he's a god... You're still messing with him, and he's not breaking the law if he hits you......"

Yang Le didn't listen to the rest of the content, but there was some self-reflection in his heart.

"It seems that the neighbors finally know my true identity, and there is still an estrangement from me, although I am really a god, but I can't be separated from the masses, it seems that I have to keep a low profile in the future!"

The creaking sound of the crumbling ceiling fan, the thumping of the glass balls hanging from the ceiling lamp, and the chirping of insects downstairs outside the window combine to form the most beautiful symphony of nature.

A bowl of porridge and a plate of side dishes, and a glass of Coke when he is happy, this is basically the standard for Yang Le's dinner every day.

"Don't exercise too much after eating, otherwise your stomach will sag. ”

I finally found an excuse to go directly to bed, took out my mobile phone and opened the Zongheng Chinese network APP.

"I'll have to bring a blade to visit the author another day, this update is too slow, and it's inflated if it's famous!

The book review area was busy for a while, and there were dozens of people who praised him for a short time, and this coke broke Yang Le.

Creak~

An old woman with a red armband hurriedly pushed the door and walked in, Yang Le saw that it was her own food and clothing parents, and immediately smiled, holding a stool and said.

"Aunt Zhang, why are you here? Have you eaten, please sit down, please sit down......"

The old aunt first glanced at the smoky room, then at the wooden door behind her, and said with some concern.

"Xiao Yang, it's okay to clean up your house, like you, which girl is willing to marry you? Also, didn't I tell you to change the door? Why is it still a wooden stick? Even I, an old woman, can be pushed open at once, so it's not safe!"

Grandma's concern is like Tang Seng chanting scriptures in Yang Le's ears, if he doesn't want to use spells, how can there be a little dust in this room? But people are also out of concern for him, although they don't take it to heart, Yang Le still looks faceless and skinless, and jokes with her.

"Aunt Zhang, I'm still a child, what kind of daughter-in-law do I want! Besides, I don't have anything to steal in this house, and the thief will cry when he comes in!"

Although this kid is a little chattering, the old grandmother doesn't seem to discriminate against him like ordinary people, but cares for him as if he were her own grandson.

"You kid knows how to be poor! Aunt has come to inform you that if you meet any strangers recently, report it to the community office! There is news from above that a murderer may have escaped to our area, and tell everyone not to go out at night. Hey~, forget it! Or old woman, I'll find someone to fix the door for you tomorrow, you can find a bench to support yourself tonight. ”

Yang Le looked confused, couldn't interject at all, and sighed a little in his heart: "What else is in the way! I'll open the door wide today, I'm afraid that this grandson won't come!"

After Aunt Zhang finished speaking, she left in a hurry, and it seemed that she had to inform the others, don't look at this old man who is over eighty years old, and his body can be said to go up to the fifth floor in one breath!