"Get up, get up, when is this, still sleeping, the sun is drying your butt, you are still sleeping here, the plan of the day lies in the morning, do you know? Hurry up, get me up, train, less nonsense. ”

"Master, what time is it, you just let me sleep a little longer, just a while. ”

"Refuse to bargain, when you don't hurry up, time will slowly abandon you, hurry up, otherwise you won't practice in the future, and you will be pressed by others for a lifetime." ”

"Master, why do you feel that you are so strict now, you obviously didn't care about me before. ”

"Before, I was laissez-faire with you, and as a result, nothing was achieved, and now you must be strict with you, and implement a form of direct management, you have no right to refute, you can only do what I say, now, I order you to get up, do you hear it? ”

"I know, I know, this is up, this is up, it's really enough, I kind of regret looking for you. ”

"What's the use of you talking about this now? Now that you're in my hands, you have to listen to me, don't think about escaping, before the mission is met, if you dare to run, I'll dare to get you back." ”

"Don't worry, I won't run, I won't run, where do you dare?"

"Cut, this is about the same, let's go, I'll take you to the martial arts training ground in this Guangshan, don't you always say that the endurance is not enough, I will help you solve this problem, it will be the third training, this time the problem of endurance will be solved, the flowing water forging body alone is too monotonous, it can't play any substantive role, this is just a side dish, now it's the main meal, those before can only be regarded as adaptive training, and now the devil's trial is just about to get on the right track. ”

"Isn't it, master, those two perverted training, you actually told me that it was just simple adaptive training, so if the real trial is so difficult, who can stand it!

"What? You still want to escape? Wow, if you dare to escape, I will dare to bring you back, before your mission is not up to standard, you don't want to escape, under my nose, you still want to escape, don't worry, I will keep an eye on you until your mission is met." ”

"Master, are you really going to do such a desperate job? Don't you leave me a way to live? Okay, okay, okay, I admit it, okay? Master, you are working too hard, you can rest, put down the knife first, the disciple can do it alone, so I won't bother your old man to supervise it personally. ”

"Rebel, what's the use of you saying this, you still want to be lazy, I can't see your little thoughts? I'm here to tell you clearly, this is impossible, you don't want to run away under my nose, I will personally supervise you, if you dare to be lazy, I will use this electric baton to power you, until you are obedient and dare not be lazy. ”

"I'll go, master, where did you get this powerful high-voltage electric baton? Didn't you stop using this thing a long time ago? Where did you get it?"

"Where do you care where I got it from? I originally wanted to use the power grid to enclose you, but that thing didn't get it in order, so I retreated to the next best thing to get this stick, not to mention, this thing is quite easy to use, at least it's quite suitable to supervise you, this time I see how you are lazy, if you dare to be lazy again, I will be unkind to you, I can't cure you, then I have lived in vain for so many years, I can't even control my own apprentice, what else can I control?"

"Master, having said that, then you can't just use this thing to restrain me, you call it violent law enforcement, your training is not done by people at all, just your training, who can stand it except me? The first two are so perverted, you told me that it is adaptive training, and this training must be so perverted! If you do it ruthlessly, even I can't stand it, I can't afford it, I can't afford it, I can't afford it, I can't afford it. ”

"What have you done, you and I are here to play poker with you, just your thing, the two kings have to rot in your hands, what are you still talking to me here, I have that talent, I don't know how to cherish it all day long, waste it there, God is blind to give you this overlord power, such a good thing is in your hands, it's all so blind, why did I accept you such a lazy apprentice, it's really a loser, alas, what kind of sin did I create in my last life, what heinous crime I committed, how can I meet you in this life such a loser to torture meAlas, the master is unfortunate! Hey, if you are evil, you can still live, but you can't live if you do your own evil, and people's hearts are not ancient!"

"Master, you know, I just want to be low-key, I don't want to be too high-profile, this is low-key all day long, but I can't be low-key, I'm tired. ”

"Okay wow, you boy, what are you tired of? Come, come here, I'll let you rest, I promise I'll blow your head up for you, I'll let you scream, I'll let you scream, you still have to scream, aren't you capable?"

"Alas, master, what are you doing here? You're boring, I'm fighting back. ”

"Fight back, do you dare to fight back? Can you endure it, right? Your wings are stiff, aren't you? Aren't you a ruffian? Come on, you fight back, I'll let you fight back, I'll let you fight back, today I'll teach you what it means to respect teachers." ”

"Master, don't fight, don't fight, I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong, spare me." ”

"Yes, you know you're wrong, but you dare next time, don't you? Don't think you admitted your mistake last time, I didn't hear you whispering at all, and I'm not deaf. ”

"Ah Fei, where did you hear this, I haven't said it, who said it, I'll beat him for you. ”

"Cut, do you think that if you say so quietly, I can't hear anything? Here are just two people and me, ears, is it deaf? I'm not deaf, not to mention that I'm a martial arts person, and my sensory organs are better developed than normal people, can I still hallucinate hearing? If I can't hear what you say, then I'll be finished, in this life, I have lived in vain, and my ability in this body is just a showcase.

"Master, don't fight, don't fight, I really know it's wrong, I really know it's wrong, I definitely don't dare next time, I definitely don't dare, you just spare me, I really know it's wrong." ”

"You're wrong, I saw the deception in your eyes, you weren't wrong at all, I was wrong, okay, today I have to teach you a lesson, extinguish your arrogance, you've been a little too drifting lately, I've forgotten who I am, haven't I?

"Master, why are you like this? Master, if you do this again, then you won't have to play, you are simply inhumane!"

"You still dare to talk to me, and say that I am inhumane, you should be beaten, you come to me. ”

"Damn, I can't afford to fight, can't I hide? ”

"You kid, do you still dare to run, run away, you hurry up and stand there for me, or when I catch you in a while, I will beat you to death." ”

"Let me stand there, impossible, motionless, it's Wang Ba, I have a head, I'm not stupid, standing there, I don't have to be killed by you, anyway, it's a death, I always have to choose my own way to die." ”

"Do you think I can't help you like this? You are still too naïve, you have already stepped into my realm, I am this the method of agitation, deliberately forcing you in, now you have no way, accept the sanction!"

After speaking, Xuan Ye took out a controller from his pocket, pressed the button, and after pressing it, the terrain around Su Chen began to change in an instant, and a small earthquake was generated, and a barrier was raised, trapping Su Chen inside.

"Master, what are you doing here? We have something to say, don't lock me up, don't lock me up, anything else. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you just stay in there and stay for me obediently, you don't want to come out of here, before you complete the task, this is my test for you, you give me an honest wait, the show is still to come, don't worry, I'll let you slow down for a while, and then talk about it when you're ready." ”

"What, what kind of trial is so mysterious? Master, let's talk about it if we have something to say, you let me out first. ”

"You still want to go out, I tell you, that's impossible, you just stay in there for a while, wait a while, I've prepared a surprise for you. ”

"Master, your surprise, I'm afraid it won't be a fright, I can't stand it, master, don't make trouble, you let me out quickly." ”

"It's absolutely non-negotiable about letting you out, I've made up my mind, it seems that you're recovering well now, so let's start now." ”

"No, master. ”

"Then it seems that you are ready, so let's get started, the second stage mechanism is now activated. ”

I saw that Su Chen's high-pressure water gun slowly rose in all directions, and without saying a word, he sprayed it directly in the direction where Su Chen was.

The whole body is already soaked, this is not over, the water gun is still attacking Su Chen, and this is a high-pressure water gun, the impact is definitely not lost to the running account that day, and what makes Su Chen even more headache is.

These high-pressure water guns are not fixed to attack in one direction, they will move themselves to track and attack in the direction that Su Chen is moving and dodging, as if they have locked Su Chen with GPS.

This mechanism made Su Chen have a headache, "Why are these water guns so difficult to deal with? Damn! No matter what, you are just water guns, children's toys, don't be too arrogant, be careful that I dismantle you all." ”

"Silly apprentice, I advise you not to do that, and if something happens at that time, don't blame the teacher for not reminding you. ”

"Cut, aren't you just afraid that I'll dismantle your broken water gun, and then break your difficulty? Don't worry, I'll break it soon, you can't wait for me. ”

"Well, since you don't listen to my dissuasion, then I won't stop you, you can do it yourself, anyway, I have already told you what I should have told you, what I shouldn't have told you, I have already told you, as for what I said, you listen to it in your heart, then it's not my responsibility, that's your own business, how to operate it depends on yourself, I don't care about you, you can do it yourself." ”

"Cut, old guy, you wait for me to see how I break your level, it's over, and the devil is training, even the means of attack are so clearly placed there, this is too simple, you are simply provoking me, challenging my IQ, cracking this thing is easy, it's just a piece of cake, you just watch, how can I break your level." ”

"Oh, if you have ambition, then I'll wait and see, you can die yourself. ”

"Cut, old thing, don't scare me with this kind of thing, do you mean you're scared?"

"Just kidding, I'm going to be afraid of you, you can do it yourself, come on, show, I'm watching here, how are you going to break my cage battle?"

"Then you can take a look, but don't blink, I'm going to start showing operations, look at my punch, rush to the mountain boxing!"

I saw Su Chen rushing directly to the front with a blasting step, wanting to take a city first, but who knew that this would not work at all, he was forced back by the water flow of the high-pressure water gun.

Let's not talk about this pit, there will be a more powerful fire pit waiting for Su Chen to jump in for a while.

"What? Is it so difficult? Then I have to think of a better solution, this matter must not be rushed, it needs to be considered in the long run. ”

"Come on, why don't you go up? Go on, weren't you quite capable just now, why are you wilting now? ”

"Old fellow, you're provoking me, then I'll do what you want, look, I also have a good idea, it's just right to use it now, I'm going to show you, this level, how I broke it, look at it, Thomas Roundabout. ”

I saw Su Chen spinning his body at a very fast speed, so fast that it was faster than the GPS positioning of the water gun, and Su Chen quickly went around to the back of the water gun, that is, the dead corner that the water gun could not attack.

Su Chen still "won" after all......

"Haha, I've finally been caught, goodbye, it's time to say goodbye, sometimes it's too late to say goodbye, this is the last resort, the elbow, the side of the collapsed mountain!"

Su Chen threw an elbow at the high-pressure water gun, which was the top move of Bajiquan.

But although the power of this elbow is great, the price paid by Su Chen is also very large.

When he touched the high-pressure water gun, although the water gun fell, he also fell, and when he first touched the water gun, he was stupid.

Because the water gun contains a high-voltage current, when it touches the water gun, the current is directly transmitted to Su Chen's body, plus Su Chen has been soaked all over her body before, this time the current conduction directly makes her whole person feel bad.

The electricity spread all over Su Chen's body, and it directly stunned Su Chen.

Xuan Ye was afraid that Su Chen would continue to be hurt and really die inside, so he stopped these machines.

Xuan Ye rushed in, lifted him up, and said earnestly: "Hey! How about it, aren't you quite capable? Why are you so embarrassed now? How do you feel? I have already warned you, but you don't listen at all, so what can I do? You say yes, don't listen to the old man, you suffer in front of you, you kid deserve it, you should always remember it this time, where is your position?" It's right to find it clear, remember what I told you, this is not harming you, I'm helping you, every word I say is the great truth of life, why are you so lacking in heart? Well, yes, I remember he did this before, first this and this, and then this. ”

Xuan Ye took the mobile phone that Su Chen had just recorded the video, and according to the way he operated, he also recorded Su Chen's embarrassing image and posted it on the Internet, and the popularity immediately went straight to one million clicks.

monopolized most of the hot search list of a certain music platform, and the popularity lasted for a long time, overnight, Su Chen and Xuanye became Internet celebrities.

Everyone who saw these two TikTok videos laughed out loud.

Naturally, everyone in the Star God Squad also saw these two Douyins, and the fat man was the first to say: "Hey, look at it, doesn't this person look like the boss?"

When Feihu heard this, he immediately opened a certain sound platform to search and watch, "Eh, fatty, don't say it, this person is really a bit like the boss, well, click in and take a look, there should be more videos." ”

"It seems that there is another one, I'll take a look. ”

But when the two of them clicked in, the two said in unison, "Damn, what did I see?"

"Brother Tiger, is this really Xuanye?"

"Well, this is indeed his old man, I didn't expect the boss to go to find Xuan Ye, and he made such a mess, Xuan Ye really deserves his reputation, it's terrible, it's really terrible, we must not provoke Xuan Ye in the future, otherwise we will end up with the same fate as the boss." ”

"Brother Hu, then do you want to tell the boss the information we have first, it just so happens that he can also ask Xuanye and his old man to help together, this matter is too strange, we can't do it! With our current strength, if we go, it is estimated that we will be served by the enemy." ”

"Then don't worry, don't be in a hurry to tell the boss, the boss has now gone to find the master, it should also be his difficulty, let's wait for him to come back and take the initiative to contact us, let's wait for the time being, always pay attention to the dynamics of that place, if there is any big movement, it is not too late to inform him." ”

"Okay, I'll arrange the manpower, I hope my guess is wrong, otherwise the border peace that the boss has guarded for so many years will be directly ruined, and it will be a mess again......"

On the Flying Tiger side, he was still busy, while Su Chen's side continued to be in a state of confusion.

Xuan Ye took a bucket of well water from the Hanlong Well and poured it directly on Su Chen's head.

"Get up, get up, you can't do it, when is it, you're still going to sleep here, hurry up for me. ”

"Huh, master, what happened to me just now? Why did I just faint?"

"Don't worry about what's going on, let's tidy up your appearance first, I want to laugh when I look at you now. ”

"Ah, what's wrong with me?"

"There's a pool over there, go and take care of it yourself. ”

Su Chen hurriedly ran to the other side of the pool, took a look at his face, and when he saw his face, he was taken aback and said in disbelief: "I'll go, who is this, this, and, what, this, this, this, is this me?"

If you really want to ruin a person, you have to ruin his hairstyle first, you can insult a person's personality, but you are not allowed to insult a person's style.

Su Chen washed it with that water several times in a row, and although he barely pressed down the explosive head, there were still some hairs that were warped, and he couldn't hold it down at all.

"What's the matter? I've already told you about it, but you just don't listen to me, so what can I do? As if I can hurt you, by the way, I've already uploaded it to you on the Internet just like that, don't thank me. ”

"What? You posted it on the Internet, and that's it, I won't have a face to see anyone in the future. ”

Su Chen hurriedly opened a certain audio platform, saw the video, and after seeing the popularity, he immediately locked the post, and after he clicked on the comment area, he saw that the comment area was commenting on his style.

The first in line is the fat man, "Don't say anything, just this look, well, I give 99 points, I'm afraid you're proud." ”

The second is Feihu, "Don't say anything, I don't adapt to the water and soil, just obey your shape, I can laugh at this shape for a year, hahahaha......"

The third is Feiyan, she is more serious and complains, "There are thousands of good-looking shapes, and this person doesn't account for any of them." ”

Although there are many comments below that Su Chen knows, I won't list them all.

(Actually, to put it bluntly, it's just because the author is lazy and unwilling to continue writing, talking more nonsense, that's it, okay, look at the text, it's useless to see this thing, this is a narration for complaining, and the number of words is used.) ）

Su Chen sent a kitchen knife expression to every teammate he knew, which was meaningful.

And he decided to give each of them the big mouths that everyone loves to eat, only increase the amount without increasing the price, and deliver them on time without error.

After everyone saw Su Chen's news, they panicked instantly.

Led by the fat man and the flying tiger, after all, it is the two of them who take the lead.

"It's over, it's over, what is the boss going to do? What does this kitchen knife mean? Why do I feel that I am less lucky this time?"

"Don't worry, we just need to find a strong backing, besides, if we can't find it, we all have to die together, good brothers will have to pay for both wings, or not together, otherwise the remaining few will be so lonely." ”

"Oh, how do you say this? I don't know what you think Brother Tiger, who should we go to as our backing, do you need to say this, I think it's pretty good for Xingshen and his sister to hide Jiaojiao in the golden house as our backing, or let's go to them now, what do you think, I think who in the world can suppress the boss's arrogance, and it's just his confidants, otherwise who is idle and has nothing to do, building momentum in front of the star god, isn't that a high jump in the toilet, troublesome ()?"

"Yes, yes, yes, let's go. ”

"Okay, let's go!"

"Brother Tiger, why are you walking so fast? Wait for me, I can't catch up with you, I can't run. ”

"Dead fat man, I usually tell you to lose more weight, but you just don't listen, now it's okay, you can't do it, it's too empty, it's only three or two steps, you're already out of breath, out of breath? ”

"Eh, yes? Thanks for the compliment, thanks for the compliment. ”

"Damn, who's praising you, you hurry up and keep up with me, hurry up, don't rub it off, don't drag it on me like an old man, hurry up, Chao Li. ”

"It's coming, it's coming, don't rush it, alas, this is really going to kill me! When will I lose this body fat? I'm still waiting to lose weight and pick up my sister." ”

"As long as you are still flirting with your sister, I think it's better to forget it, no sister is willing to take care of you. ”

"Brother Tiger, it's almost enough to hurt people, if you do this again, I, I, I, I'm not polite to you. ”

"Come on, I'm going to see how you want to be polite to me. ”

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the ear and interrupted the two.

"Yo, where are they all?"

It turned out that Xuan Ye brought Su Chen here......