Chapter 064: Mr. Mighty
"Okay, I'll use this bottle first, you can buy another bottle tomorrow. β
After that, Su Rui was holding the leg of the skinny monkey landlord with one hand, and Mr. Mighty with the other, unscrewed the lid, and poured all the remaining small half bottles of blue liquid into the toilet!
The bathroom was filled with a strong pungent smell!
Then, Su Rui pressed the flush button again, and the thick blue liquid instantly filled the toilet!
Since the toilet drain was blocked by the long hair of the skinny monkey, the head of the skinny monkey was completely soaked in the toilet water that diluted a small bottle of toilet cleaner!
This time, Su Rui will inevitably choke him to death!
Sure enough, after almost two minutes, the skinny monkey's violently struggling body was about to stop, and this thing felt that his lungs were about to explode, and he couldn't hold his breath anymore, so he had to suck in again as before!
But this time, it is no longer the water in the toilet that is sucked into the trachea, but the extremely irritating toilet cleaner!
Toilet cleaner and clean water are not at all the same level! There are still a lot of acidic substances in them! This time, Cheng DΓΉ choked far beyond his imagination! It is not an exaggeration to call it dead and alive!
Yes, people who have never experienced such a thing can never really imagine what it is like to choke on the toilet cleaner in the trachea! And it gushes so much out at once, it is even worse than death!
Just imagine how uncomfortable it is when you choke on chili peppers occasionally, and this feeling of choking on the toilet cleaner is dozens of times stronger than that!
Su Rui threw him to the floor again, then clapped his hands and stood aside.
The skinny monkey landlord was coughing violently, as if he was about to cough out his heart, liver, and lungs, and his face was full of tears!
After coughing, even his cough was hoarse!
"What's the matter? Do you dare to speak wildly? There's an eldest brother-in-law who is the head of the police station, so you don't know who you are, right?" Su Rui said with a mocking look.
If this skinny monkey landlord still doesn't open his eyes, Su Rui still has a hundred ways to line up to torture him!
Xia Qing walked to the side of the skinny monkey landlord and said coldly: "I have never seen a landlord like you, I will move tomorrow, and I will never live in this house again." β
The skinny monkey landlord was lying on the ground, coughing to death, where did he still have the strength to agree.
Su Rui stopped Xia Qing and said, "Why are we moving?"
Now it's Xia Qing's turn to be confused: "He's such a scoundrel, do I still want to live here?"
Su Rui shook his head: "Evil is invincible, is it because he is playing tricks, we have to move away? We can't be afraid of him." β
Xia Qing didn't understand a little, this landlord is such a pervert, if Su Rui is not here tonight, the consequences will be too dangerous, both sides have completely torn their faces, why didn't Su Rui let himself move out?
"Since you like to live here, then buy it and turn this house into your private property, so won't this landlord have no right to make trouble?" Su Rui said.
"Become my private property?" Xia Qing hadn't thought about this before, she really liked this house too much, but she couldn't make up her mind.
Seeing Su Rui say this, Xia Qing was a little moved, but also a little hesitant: "This landlord shouldn't sell it, right? And I said before that if you buy a small apartment, it will be a little too crowded when you get married in the future." β
Su Rui waved his hand nonchalantly: "Buy it first, then talk about it, it should be an investment, and it's not impossible to change it to a bigger one in the future, since you like it so much, then just buy it, so that this bastard landlord will harass you all day long." β
Xia Qing glanced at the skinny monkey landlord and said, "So, is he willing to sell?"
Su Rui looked at the guy who was still coughing violently, it seemed that Mr. Wittmann's pungent smell made him extremely uncomfortable, don't think about it all night tonight!
In particular, this toilet cleaner also contains a certain amount of acidic ingredients, which is weakly corrosive, although it is not much inucked, it is enough for him to be uncomfortable for a few days!
Su Rui said: "If he dares not to sell, he will throw him in the toilet and drown him tonight!"
Walking over, Su Rui grabbed the thin monkey's head and said, "We are going to buy your house, what do you think?" If it is suitable, nod, if it is not suitable, shake your head. β
The skinny monkey landlord shook his head again and again, what kind of international joke, although he was born and raised in Ninghai, but there are only three or four properties in his hand, and this house has the best location, the largest appreciation space, and the rent is naturally the highest.
For this kind of person, Su Rui naturally will not have the slightest good impression, and if he can torture him to death, he will definitely not give him a breath, this is his business principle.
"Okay, you don't agree, do you?" Su Rui saw the skinny monkey landlord shaking his head, so he grabbed his hair again and dragged it towards the edge of the toilet!
The thin monkey was frightened, and said while coughing: "I'll sell it, I'll sell it, can't I agree to whatever you say?"
"Okay, how much do you think your house is worth?" a fox-like smile flashed across Su Rui's face.
"Two hundred...... Two million two hundred thousand!" the thin monkey's eyes rolled.
"Two million two hundred thousand, what are you robbing the money?" Su Rui slapped the thin monkey's head heavily, this slap was not light!
Su Rui tonight is definitely a good match!
"That'...... Two million 100,000?" the thin monkey asked tentatively, he was really afraid that Su Rui would beat him again, now that the trachea was burning, the pungent smell of the toilet cleaner made him want to vomit!
"I think the price has to change a little bit. Just change a number. Su Rui touched his nose and said.
"Change a number?two million?" Even at such an uncomfortable juncture, the skinny monkey landlord did not forget to calculate the price, nodded, and said, "Okay, two million can be sold!"
Although there were a hundred reluctances in his heart, this thin monkey still agreed, because Su Rui's fierce spirit made him feel extremely scared, and it was not a bad thing to sell this house early.
"Two million, are you treating us like fools?" Su Rui slapped him again!
The thin monkey said aggrievedly: "Didn't you say that you wanted to change a number?"
"I said I was going to change a number, did I say I was going to change that 'one'?"
"And what are you talking about?" Skinny Monkey was a little puzzled, which number did he change?
"Okay, I said we were going to pay 100,000 yuan to buy this house, are you satisfied with the price?"
"100,000 yuan?" The skinny monkey landlord looked at Su Rui with wide eyes, this guy looks polite, why is he so violent? Even buying a house has the temperament of robbing a bank!
From 2.1 million to 100,000, it is indeed only one number!
"100,000 yuan is not enough to buy a bathroom here, you want to buy my whole house?
Before the skinny monkey landlord finished speaking, Su Rui had already kicked him in the face, and the bridge of his nose was suddenly shattered!
Blood was all over the face! A lot of it was splashed on the floor tiles!
But fortunately, this is the bathroom, and it will be clean after a while.
The thin monkey covered his bloody face, dying of pain, yelled there: "Fuck, you can't even buy a bathroom for 100,000 yuan, you still want to buy a house, what about you who want to ask for food? I don't promise you to beat me, is there such a forced buying and selling? Is there a place in the world to be reasonable?"
Su Rui said unhurriedly: "A big fist is the truth, it is the same wherever it is placed, just like when you wanted to do that kind of thing to Xia Qing just now, have you considered a place to reason with her? This is just to treat others in the way of others, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." β
The thin monkey lay there motionless, he knew that if he spoke up again, he would definitely be beaten again, and the nose bone on his face had been broken, and he didn't know where it would be his turn next time.
"100,000 yuan, that's the price, agree or not? If you don't agree, I won't even give 100,000 yuan in five seconds, I'll take this house for free, do you believe it or not?" Su Rui lost his patience a little.
"I believe it, I believe it, but can you give me a little time, can I come back tomorrow to sign the contract?" the thin monkey endured the pain, but the more it hurt, the more sober he became, and he already had an idea in his head.
Thirty-six strategies, go for the best policy!
"Sign the contract tomorrow? Of course not, Xia Qing, you go to the Internet now to download a house sale contract, we will conduct a real estate transaction tonight, or the kind that will take effect immediately!"
Once Su Rui is resolute, he is not much worse than Lin Aoxue.
"As for the change of the real estate certificate or something, don't wait until the next day to go to the housing authority, it's very simple, I'll find someone to handle it. Su Rui said with a smile.
"That's too fast, isn't it??" The thin monkey pleaded, "Tomorrow, tomorrow, okay?"
"You think I don't know what you mean, and I'm bent on delaying it until tomorrow, you want your eldest brother-in-law to help, right?" Su Rui ruthlessly dismantled the thin monkey: "But it's useless, I'll do everything tonight, I can guarantee that this house will be Xia Qing's after a small one." β
The thin monkey wanted to cry without tears, he really didn't expect this to be the result, he just drank a little wine tonight, and wanted to tease the beautiful woman who lived in this house, but he ended up like this! Now not only has he been beaten fat, but even the house is almost gone!
Xia Qing originally meant to move out of this house immediately, even if he liked it again, it was too unsafe to deal with such a landlord. However, since Su Rui insisted on buying it, Xia Qing had no choice but to agree.
I don't know why, Xia Qing would listen to Su Rui's advice very much!
This man is not even afraid of the underworld, let alone the revenge of these gangsters, so Xia Qing's heart is also more at ease.
As for the 100,000 yuan proposed by Su Rui, it was far beyond Xia Qing's expectations, because she was originally going to buy this house at the market price in earnest!
: Thank you for the support of the league leader and the 2351061 of the book friends, and thank you for riding a donkey and hitting the school brothers! This is how powerful it is! You give it, I also want to give it! Although we are ranked eleventh, it is also an unprecedented good result, there is nothing to regret, next month, we will fight again!