Chapter 337: Where Are You a Funny Artist?

What's going on, didn't he just change the door?

Turning his head to look at the door, it didn't look like it had been damaged.

Could it be a thief?

The kind of master who can empty a community with a pack of instant noodles?

Then he came to his house to steal, because he saw that the owner of the room was sleeping.

Do you have anything of value in your own home?

According to the rule that thieves don't go empty, are you going to eat the food he has stored before leaving?

But that's not possible.

After all, I've never heard of a thief daring to cook while his master is sleeping.

And isn't this thief afraid that cooking will wake up his master?

When the time comes, one person will come directly and get the stolen goods, although there are still very few people with superpowers.

But if you're unlucky enough to meet a superpower, won't you be beaten up directly?

"Mr. Lin Yu, are you awake?"

A foreigner's stumbling Mandarin rang out from the living room.

Lin Yu turned his head and saw that it was Grace who liked COS Superman, how could this foreigner come to his house.

"Why are you here?"

I haven't seen him for a few days, and this Grace can communicate with him in Mandarin?

Although this Mandarin is a little incomprehensible as a Chinese person, I can still guess a rough idea from what I understand.

(Refer to various Free Country TV series, and the scenes in the movie where foreigners speak Mandarin.) )

Grace looked at Lin Yu stupidly, as if he didn't understand what Lin Yu meant.

Hey, this foreigner will only say that?

Since the language barrier, Lin Yu just nodded at Grace and walked out of the kitchen.

He wanted to see who was cooking in his kitchen.

As long as it's not Qi Xiaoxiao's pit goods who can only make eggs, anyone else can do it.

Walking to the kitchen door, I stretched out my head and saw two busy figures inside.

It was Evelyn and Qi Xiaoxiao.

There is really Qi Xiaoxiao, who is a pit goods, by the way, what is the name of the granddaughter of the flame man, Lin Yu can't remember it clearly.

Why didn't the woman come over, it's a little strange.

And why are they in their own homes?

"You're awake, you're ready to eat, and when you're awake, go clean up the table." ”

After Evelyn saw Lin Yu, she spoke.

Lin Yu's brows furrowed even deeper.

This Yanma looks like he's familiar with it, what the hell is this?

Although Lin Yu complained in his heart, he still honestly went to clean up the dining table.

In fact, there is nothing to clean up.

After wiping it with a rag, Lin Yu sat on the dining chair with a big grin, he was really hungry now.

The hungry mind was full of words like eating, and there was no extra room to think about why Evelyn, Qi Xiaoxiao, and COS Superman Grace appeared in his home.

"Can you eat it?"

Lin Yu shouted at the kitchen every minute or less.

"Alright, alright. ”

After he shouted a few times, Qi Xiaoxiao brought out the same dishes.

After looking at the dazzling array of home-cooked dishes on the table, Lin Yu was only drooling.

Although there is some chaos in the hungry brain now, I still endure it.

After everyone was seated, Lin Yu picked up the chopsticks and held Qi Xiaoxiao to serve him a big bowl of rice.

"Eat. ”

After finishing speaking, Lin Yu didn't care about his eating appearance, and he was swept away.

No matter how unpalatable the home-cooked food is on the table now, he can eat it without mind.

What's more, the dishes on this table taste remarkable.

"Delicious. ”

Lin Yu stuffed the food in his mouth and gave Evelyn and Qi Xiaoxiao a thumbs up.

Soon after a bowl of rice was served, Lin Yu's mind cleared up a lot.

After getting up and filling myself with another bowl of rice.

Sitting back in her seat, Evelyn, who was staring at him and not disturbing him while he was eating, asked.

"Why did you come to me?"

"Why? Can't I come?"

Evelyn stroked her hair with all kinds of charm and said coquettishly.

"No, but for the sake of your good cooking of Huaxia home-cooked food, I allow you to come and cook for me every day, but there is no salary. ”

Lin Yu said while eating his meal.

"You're a man. ”

Evelyn was a little speechless for a moment, and Qi Xiaoxiao couldn't stand it, "It's too much, Lao Lin." ”

"What the hell is this, you might as well call me Brother Lin, I'm older than you anyway. ”

Lin Yu gently tapped Qi Xiaoxiao's head with chopsticks.

"It hurts, Brother Lin. ”

Qi Xiaoxiao covered Lin Yu with her hand and knocked the place with chopsticks, although it seemed to be a light knock, it was inexplicably painful.

Qi Xiaoxiao, who originally wanted to find a few sentences, immediately changed her mind when she thought of Lin Yu's combat effectiveness, after all, a hero does not suffer immediate losses, although she is not a hero.

No, if she was born in the world of Water Margin, maybe the one hundred and ninth hero would be her.

"You guys are here for something. ”

Lin Yu looked at the other three and barely moved their chopsticks.

"Actually, I came here this time to apply for three accounts with you. ”

Evelyn still puffed out her cheeks and looked at Lin Yu, and after Qi Xiaoxiao glanced at it, she could only speak.

"That's it?"

Lin Yu put down the bowl, and he swept away all the rice in the rice cooker and the home-cooked food on the table by himself.

Satisfied, he burped.

"That's right. ”

Qi Xiaoxiao nodded, "The Forest Bureau called you before, but you didn't answer the phone. ”

"And the colleagues around the neighborhood who are protecting you don't notice you going out. ”

"It's not just a door-to-door visit. ”

After Qi Xiaoxiao finished speaking, she couldn't help laughing, "It's just that I didn't expect you to be sleeping." ”

"But you sleep with a crystal ball, which looks very funny. ”

Speaking of this, Qi Xiaoxiao seemed to have turned on the strange switch and burst out laughing.

Lin Yu only felt very embarrassed about this girl's strange laughter, and he couldn't figure out what was ridiculous about sleeping with a crystal ball in his arms.

"You didn't call me, you're so annoying, don't laugh, okay. ”

Because Qi Xiaoxiao's laughter was really a bit disturbing to the people, a tic-tac-toe word appeared on Lin Yu's head.

However, how could Qi Xiaoxiao, who was on the rise, stop because of this not salty and non-trivial sentence.

And that's not all, she deliberately raised her laughter by a few decibels.

"Seal...!!"

Lin Yu gritted his teeth and said word by word.

Qi Xiaoxiao, who heard the word title, was like an old radio suddenly stuck.

Because she choked herself by forcibly stopping her laughter, she couldn't help coughing.

His face was red from coughing.

"What the hell are you doing here, you're here to play with me?"

Lin Yu looked at it with a black line, and Qi Xiaoxiao, who was kneeling on the floor with a red face because of coughing, said.