Chapter 9 Long hair to the waist, where the grass
"Say, what the hell are you trying to do, don't be careful when you walk!"
At this embarrassing moment, Lin Feng was clearly good at getting cheap.
"......" Tan Wenqian was speechless.
"Why didn't you speak? You weren't fierce just now, you want to eat people!" Lin Feng looked up, but found that Tan Wenqian's face was red.
At this time, Tan Wenqian was like a ripe strawberry, with a pink and tender red face. I kept my head down, not knowing what I was thinking.
After a long time, Tan Wenqian raised her head and said in a low voice:
"Don't do anything, didn't I tell you just now, I want to take a shower!"
Lin Feng turned around and sat down on the bed, and said:
"If you want to wash, wash it, it's healthier to wash! Do you still want me to rub your back?"
"You think beautifully, you don't have hot water at home, how can I wash it! No, you have to bathe me...... Bah, no, you have to find me hot water for a bath!"
Tan Wen pouted angrily, that look was very cute.
Tan Wenqian accidentally said the wrong thing, she was already shy, and then she saw Lin Feng sitting on the edge of the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, looking at herself and smiling.
This scene is clearly an extreme, the appearance of a little white rabbit and a big bad wolf.
Tan Wenqian was so angry that she wanted to cry, her eyes were red, and her eyes were full of mist. It was raining, and tears seemed to be falling at any moment.
"Don't cry, don't cry, I'm joking with you!" On weekdays, Lin Feng couldn't see a woman crying, so he persuaded him.
"I'll go, little ancestor, I'll go and boil water for you, can't it? By the way, there's one more thing, I'll tell you by the way:
You'd better stay out of this room for two days. Otherwise, you'll have a bloodlight plague......"
Lin Feng's kind of goods are actually quite pitiful. Especially a beauty like Tan Wenqian, it's rare in my heart!
If you want to blame it, blame this eldest lady, her temper is really stinky. And he speaks arrogantly, clearly looking down on rural people.
One peasant shouted after another, and Lin Feng was extremely unhappy when he heard it, so he always worked against her.
"What do you say? I'm going to have a bloody plague? How can this ?......?"
Tan Wenqian was about to get angry again, but when she saw Lin Feng put on her clothes, she went outside to pick up firewood and add water to the iron pot. Immediately, he swallowed another cruel sentence back into his stomach.
After a while, Tan Wenqian took advantage of this time to change her clothes. At this time, he was wearing an off-white dress and squatting by the kitchen stove.
"Hey, Lin Feng......" Tan Wenqian put her hands on her knees and asked in a low voice.
"What do you want to do, eldest lady from the city!" Lin Feng said angrily in the dialect he had learned in college.
"It's nothing, I just want to ask you, you just said that I should not go out for the past two days, saying that I have a bloody disaster. Is this deliberately hurting me, or is it true? Are you still going to see it?"
Tan Wenqian's long flowing hair fell vertically, falling from her face on both sides to her waist.
Lin Feng looked at Tan Wenqian's appearance and thought of a famous poem:
Treat me with long hair and waist, can a young man marry me?
Wait for you to be green and silky, and you want to make red makeup for ten miles?
But he is afraid of long hair and waist, and the young man loves others.
Treat you with green silk and smile, and smile at Jun Huai's smile.
That was when Lin Feng was a freshman and saw it by chance. Later, the body of "Treat me with long hair and waist" suddenly became popular on the Internet, and netizens used their creativity to form sentences:
"Wait for my long hair to reach my waist, and the autumn wind will fatten you."
"When I have long hair and waist, it's good to use it to mop the floor."
For a while, the screen was full of photos of long hair, as well as all kinds of hilarious sentences. And what Lin Feng thought of at that time was:
When you have long hair and waist, will I come back and marry you?
At this time, Tan Wenqian's little face was slightly red under the slight firelight. The long eyelashes are flashing brightly, and the appearance is gentle and charming, like a small jasper.
Lin Feng looked back, and his heart suddenly rippled. was instantly attracted by Tan Wenqian's appearance at the moment.
However, as far as Lin Feng is concerned, he immediately stopped the spread and expansion of his emotions in time. Immediately secretly said in his heart:
Lin Feng, you stinky boy, what are you thinking?
The two grandfathers died, and they became helpless peasants.
At most, that is, the rascal of brother's knowledge, eh...... , a farmer with knowledge.
Even Wang Zhanhu's goods look down on you now. You yourself still want to beat Tan Wenqian's idea. Isn't this just that the toad wants to eat swan meat!
Although the toad has lofty ideals, the chances of catching the white swan are really pitiful.
It's better to stay away from this Tan Wenqian as soon as possible, so as to save yourself trouble in the future!
Besides, Zixuan is still waiting for her to go back in Yunhai City. I can't live up to it, her heart!
After making up his mind, Lin Feng continued:
"Well, my Lin family has lived on witchcraft for generations, my grandfather's nickname is Lin Xuanqing, and his hexagram is worth a thousand gold. At that time, my grandfather was in Qingshui Village, but he was extremely majestic. ”
As soon as he thought of Old Man Lin's hexagram technique, Lin Feng was extremely proud, because his grandfather was the person he admired the most.
"When my grandfather was alive, no matter who was married, funeral, or something, he would come to my grandfather to count a hexagram. It's just a pity, alas, ......"
Thinking of his grandfather, Lin Feng suddenly felt a little lost in his heart. Life will not go well, but you still need to face it with a smile.
"But you city dwellers probably won't believe this. Forget it, you just take me for bragging! But what I just said to you is not false. Although I only learned a little bit of skin, I basically didn't look at the looks!"
Lin Feng moved to the side, not wanting to have close contact with Tan Wenqian, so he separated himself from Tan Wenqian.
"What are you doing so far away from me, yo, your face is red, you are really a virgin-man......"
"Kid, aren't you very good at taking advantage of others, don't you know how to take advantage of others now? Why now, when you see a girl coming over, you're afraid? Look at your broken blockage, it's just a little bit out of you! Hehe......
Tan Wenqian gently pulled her hair behind her ears. The sparkling eyes blinked and grinned.
"I'll go, young lady, don't always seduce me, you are so red-fruited, you have to be responsible for what you say!"
Although he had warned himself in his heart just now. But Tan Wenqian, so lightly, suddenly forgot what she just said.
"Whoever seduces you, don't be stinky. I'm the purest little girl in our unit. To you, I'm a little sister, but you can't discredit me. Got it, kids!"
Tan Wenqian showed an innocent and lovely smile. Then with a slender jade hand, he gently touched Lin Feng's head. It was as if Lin Feng's soul had been taken away.
"Little sister, you smell so good. None of the women in our village have such a unique smell! You just pointed at me with your finger, and I almost fainted!"
Lin Feng was a little fascinated and said:
"Little sister, what did you do? Aren't you like the concubines of the ancient court, born with a strange fragrance! You are really a fairy descending to earth, there is a way: this girl is only because there is a heaven, it is rare to smell it a few times in the world, hehe......
Lin Feng usually speaks like this, everyone should pay attention. Lin Feng's ancestors have been passed down to the world in the way of witchcraft. The way of witchcraft, three points rely on ability, and seven points rely on flickering. It has been handed down for thousands of years, and there are not many people who can tell the truth from the mouths of Lao Lin's family.
Now that he has the Heavenly Skill Technique, Lin Feng has reversed the Lin family's Wu Bu Dao, and he has recently made some achievements. These days when there is nothing to do, Lin Feng will take the initiative to help the villagers with fortune telling and divination, which can be regarded as practice makes perfect!
And most of the people in the Lao Lin family are proud, just as Su Shi said in the love of flowers:
The flowers fade and the red green apricots are small.
When the swallows fly, the green water surrounds.
There are few willows blowing on the branches, and there is no fragrant grass at the end of the world!
Swing inside the wall, outside the wall.
Pedestrians outside the wall, beautiful people laugh inside the wall.
The laughter gradually faded into silence, but the amorous was ruthlessly annoyed.
For the Lao Lin family, they are especially good at using rhetoric to women, so as to steal jade and incense. What Lin Feng said just now, the meaning is very clear, he didn't have any good intentions!
"Hee-hee, little friend, you're a little kid who has never seen the world. Say you're dirty, it's really dirty. This is a perfume, a foreign brand-name product, but it can't be bought in China. ”
"No wonder it smells so good!"
"Isn't it fragrant, the original price is more than 10,000 yuan a bottle! This is what my father brought back from abroad! I just sprayed a little on my hand, and this palace is reluctant to make it difficult, reward you to smell it, how about it?"
Tan Wenqian said, put her slender jade hand in front of Lin Feng, and asked Lin Feng to smell it with his nose.
"Well, it smells so good! Miss, can you let me kiss it." Just kiss it, okay?" Lin Feng said with some inches.
", get out, get out, get out!"
Tan Wenqian laughed very relieved, slapped his pink fist on the back, and said secretly in his heart:
I finally got a game back!
Through such a flirtation, Tan Wenqian knew. Lin Feng's temperament is a standard big astringent wolf. So, Tan Wenqian continued:
"Little friend, you said that at such a young age, why are you full of love and thoughts? If you grow up, how can you get it? ”
Tan Wenqian is very proud, because she is still very confident in her appearance and temperament.
"When you grow up like this, you don't know how many girls you will harm! My sister can tell you that you have to listen to your sister and treat your feelings from the beginning. You can't be a carrot, you know?"
"Oh, I know, I will definitely treat Sister Qianqian from the beginning to the end, and I will never give up from the beginning!" Lin Feng pretended to be serious and said.
"Gotta get it, you're a little kid to my sister. If I marry you, won't I become an old cow eating tender grass, I don't want others to say that I like to eat small fresh meat!"
"What is the little fresh meat?
"Children, Xiao Xianrou is not meat, it is a boy younger than a girl, just a name. ”
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