And the hostess on the side has an even more exciting expression!

I saw her glance at Lin Feng, and said with admiration and amusement:

"Okay, let's welcome Lin Feng and bring us the traditional program: Iron Crotch Gong!"

"Poof!"

As soon as this sentence was finished, Zixuan, who was drinking milk tea, snorted, and the choked milk tea squirted directly from her nostrils.

Lin Feng was moving his muscles and bones, and when he heard this, he immediately sat down on the ground, as if he had heard a mistake, and asked weakly:

"You say... What? Can you say that again?"

"That's right, it's the Iron Crotch Gong! Heh...," the hostess emphasized.

", the featured program turned out to be Iron Crotch Gong! Hah..."

The teachers and students in the audience were all dumbfounded, and after a while, they burst into laughter......

Qin Xiang, who was secretly sad, couldn't help but burst into tears and laughed after hearing it.

Zhou Mengyao, who turned around to leave, was even more stunned, the corners of her mouth twitched, she covered her mouth, and wanted to hold back a smile, but her back shrugged.

Lin Feng looked up at the host and said depressedly:

"You... That's right, right?"

The host blinked his eyes, spread his hands, and said with an innocent face:

"No, I don't believe you see it yourself!"

Lin Feng took the program list and took a look, and sure enough, he saw the last program above, which was his own characteristic performance: Iron Crotch Gong!

"It's... It must be a mistake!" Lin Feng turned his head to look at Tian Yue with a smile, but saw that she and Sun Xiang were laughing wildly.

Lin Feng knew it in his heart:

Damn, this girl actually messed with me!

Very good, there is really you, this is the rhythm of making labor and management cut off their children and grandchildren!

Lin Feng came to Tian Yue with the program list, shook it vigorously, and said angrily:

"What the hell are you doing?"

Tian Yue couldn't help but laugh, straightened her chest and said:

"What the hell? That's not what you said!"

"I... What did you say?" Lin Feng said in surprise.

"I asked you what you were performing, and you said that you had a big rock in your chest! But I was worried that your life was in danger, so I changed it... Relatively safe program!"

After speaking, she turned her face to Sun Xiang and said:

"Hey, did you say?"

Sun Xiang rubbed his stomach and forced a smile.

She didn't dare to look at Lin Feng's face at all, for fear that when she saw Lin Feng's wonderful expression, she would burst her stomach with laughter:

"Yes, I can testify!"

Lin Feng was so angry in his heart!

Isn't that playing with me like a fool?

"Hey, do you think I'm an idiot?"

Lin Feng said angrily: "What age is it now, and is there still anyone performing iron crotch skills?"

After saying this, the soy sauce party in the audience collectively laughed back and forth again, and echoed one after another:

"There is !!"

Tian Yue pretended to be serious and said:

"Lin Feng, don't forget, our original agreement! I will help you get your things done, and you will help me get my things done!"

Lin Feng was angry, and countless black lines appeared on his head:

"But... You can't do that to me, can you?"

Tian Yue said righteously:

"Who... Don't you know that Tie Crotch Gong is a program with very traditional characteristics of our nation?

This exchange meeting with Garrington University in the United States, I think it is the best choice to perform this kind of program with national characteristics!"

The corners of Lin Feng's eyes twitched, and he secretly hated in his heart!!

He turned his head to look at Zixuan, wanting to ask for help, but saw that the girl was already squatting on the ground with a smile, and couldn't help rubbing his sour cheeks with both hands.

"Heh... Heh..."

"This one has no conscience!" Lin Feng scolded in his heart.

"Okay, come on, it's a big deal to be a good man again in twenty years!"

Lin Feng put his heart sideways, and he was a little fearless!

The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone!

How tragic, how sad......

But the following sentence quickly revealed timidity:

"But I didn't answer that I should hit it with a stake!"

Tian Yue saw that Lin Feng wanted to play tricks, so she said very simply:

"Okay, anyway, I'm on stage, the props are all predetermined, and I definitely can't kill anyone......"

In the audience, the students, who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, almost died with laughter.

Lin Feng only felt that he was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood!

He began to regret that he had treated this classmate in the classroom with a somewhat rough attitude:

Damn, who said that only women and villains are difficult to raise? Is it Kong?

Kong Dada, I adore you so much!

What you said is so damn right......

Women, don't offend, especially beautiful women!

Lin Feng learned a profound lesson from this incident, and he decided to surrender:

"That's... Good... Count yourself ruthless!"

Tian Yue said with a smug face:

"That's right!"

Lin Feng turned his heart sideways and said loudly:

"I don't believe it yet, what props can you prepare!"

Tian Yueha smiled and said to Sun Xiang:

"Go, get the guy!"

Sun Xiang rubbed his stomach with one hand and rubbed his cheeks with the other, trotted to the backstage, and then dragged a big hammer all the way with both hands, and walked over slowly......

"Huo, good fellow!"

"Haha......"

When everyone saw Sun Xiang dragging a hammer out, they immediately burst into laughter.

Offstage, Zhou Mengyao, who had been holding back her laughter, couldn't stand it anymore. The corners of his mouth are tightly pursed, and there is a fluttering sound from time to time.

Ding Xiang on her side was already smiling out of human shape, pounding his seat for a while, and whistling with his fingers to his mouth, in a very high state......

"it!"

Lin Feng was dumbfounded, and when he saw the big hammer dragged out by Sun Xiang, he suddenly exclaimed:

"I'll fuck you, you're too ruthless, aren't you? Say, where did you steal the hammer?

Tian Yue squatted down with a smile on the stage:

"Hu... Say... I went to the hardware store to buy the biggest size! Heh..."

Lin Feng gave a thumbs up, and said with black lines on his head:

"Good, good, very good, you......"

Tian Yue couldn't help but smile: "Accept and accept!"

is quite relieved in my heart: Hmph, this is the price you pay for offending women!

Lin Feng was completely speechless, thinking that this girl had come prepared, if she really gave herself a sledgehammer, I couldn't bear it?

Thinking of this, Lin Feng couldn't help but smile at Tian Yue:

"I said, Tian Da beauty, everyone looks up and doesn't look down, there's no need to kill them all, right? This sledgehammer is too big and heavy, I can't bear it!"

Tian Yue looked like a purifying sentient being, and said with great compassion:

"Don't worry, rest assured, I know in my heart, people have specially prepared a small one for you!"

After speaking, she saw Sun Xiang running out of the backstage, and everyone's eyes fell on her hands, but they saw that she was empty-handed and had nothing.

Just when he was wondering, he saw Sun Xiang running to Lin Feng, stuffing something into his palm, and said with a forced smile:

"Oh, the one who is one little one is here!"

Lin Feng took a look, and immediately vomited blood in his heart, and raised the stone in his hand and said loudly:

"My good sister, it's okay if you let me perform the iron crotch gong, you can get a decent prop!

Good guy, if you can't get the props in the right way, you can just get a brick that makes do with it!

Huo: You can't even get a brick, and I can put up with it, what do you mean by getting a rock?

This reminded Lin Feng of the scene when he was in Qingshui Village, killing pigs and sheep during the New Year's Festival......

After saying this, both teachers and students in the auditorium laughed so much that they almost drove west.

"Huh... Ha..."Even Zhou Mengyao, who had been holding back her laughter, couldn't help it, and laughed wildly.

At this time, everyone could see that Tian Yue was clearly spoofing Lin Feng!

Although the people did not know what kind of festival these two men had formed. But I have to say that the farce just now was very joyful, and everyone laughed so much that their brains were a little deprived of oxygen......

Some teachers who were not used to Lin Feng's style before had to wipe their tears and said with a smile:

"Well... Finish... , you should perform normally on what program you should perform, and you will not be allowed to come nonsense at the exchange meeting!"

Tian Yue also knew that she would accept it when she saw it, and smiled at the teacher and said:

"Hehe, I'm joking with Lin Feng!"

"Is this a joke? It's obviously playing with his life!" Lin Feng couldn't cry or laugh on the side.

He was even more depressed in his heart:

Isn't it that when I was pranayama last time, I had bad intentions, and I was discovered by God when I ran my breath to my life, and now I sent her to rectify mine?

Oh Maiga, God Jesus and Mary, the little one knows the mistake!

Tian Yue grimaced at him:

"Hmph, who told you to offend me before!"

Lin Feng was helpless, so he had to fold his hands and say:

"This benefactor, the poor monk has no eyes, you will forgive the little monk when you are old, right?"

If you continue to act according to Tian Yue's script, you can't cut off your children and grandchildren!

At that time, maybe Buddhism will really be a good place to go!

No desire, no desire, let go of seven emotions and six desires, let go of hundreds of millions of crystal worms......

Tian Yue also replied with a serious salute:

The Buddha said, the sea of suffering is boundless, and the shore is turned back. Has the little monk turned back? There is no more in this temple, and Bodhi will not cross it......

The two of them looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

This farce, although Lin Feng made a lot of ugliness on stage, sold a lot of good things.

But the girls in the audience, looking at Lin Feng's eyes, were even brighter!

Who doesn't love a sunny and handsome boy who talks and laughs?

And some girls secretly bit their lips:

"Alas, if only I had such a fun boyfriend!"

"Fuck you, didn't you say before that you don't like dicks?"

"It's not impossible to consider such an interesting dick!"

"Cut, you little hoof who judges people by their appearance, you look at people's parents to be handsome, right?"

"Alas, Lin Fenghua died, and he was also a ghost!"

"Bah, you don't look at the beautiful woman next to you, what level is that! Aren't you inferior?"

How did Lin Feng know that these girls were talking about themselves in private, he just looked at Tian Yue and said:

"Hey, to be serious, what else do you need me to perform? If not, the little monk will flash first!"

Tian Yue saw that he turned around to leave, so she hurriedly grabbed him and said:

"Hey, you're also going to perform splitting tiles and kicking planks with your bare hands!"

Lin Feng sighed, as if he had seen through the vicissitudes of the world:

"It's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided! Okay, what's more? You quickly say it all in one go, and I'll be on the ......."

Tian Yue smiled: "No, no, no! That's all, do you think you still want to break into the Shaolin Eighteen Bronze Formation?"

Lin Feng snorted and said:

"Eighteen bronze people? Heh, you are really good at laughing, do you still go to the Shaolin Temple to invite someone? Do you think, did you invite someone to come?"