"Guesthouse suite. ”

I slowly opened my eyes and found Lu Yuying, using a warm towel to grab the glass shards in my hair.

"You're pretty gentlemanly. ”

I rubbed my forehead, "Men should protect women. ”

Lu Yuying sighed, "You have a good rest, I will come to see you tomorrow." ”

At this time, I was dizzy, looking at the petite and lovely Lu Yuying in front of me, my body was getting more and more dry, hot, and finally I took advantage of the strength of the wine to hug her.

"Don't go. ”

Lu Yuying didn't resist, just kept patting my back, "Okay, I'm not leaving." ”

"You little bit, can you tell me the truth?"

Lu Yuying staggered and said, "Why don't we play Truth or Dare?"

"Okay. ”

Lu Yuying didn't know where to turn out three "dices," threw them in the "color cup", and shook them.

"Big or small?"

I snatched the color cup, "Shall I shake it, big or small?"

Lu Yuying waved her hand, "Of course, choose the big one." ”

I shook the "color cup." ”

"One, two, four, small, truth or dare?"

Lu Yuying's pretty face flushed, "Let's tell the truth." ”

I borrowed alcohol to go crazy, "Ever since you were a child, has anyone chased you?"

"Can I not answer?"

I pulled her arm and said, "Of course not." ”

Lu Yuying shook off my arm and walked slowly to the window,

"Growing up, I was always ridiculed by others for being a dwarf, and when I was in college, there was a guy who chased me, but later I learned that he made a bet with a friend that I was easy to get used to, so he came to chase me. ”

"And then?"

"Then I broke one of his legs, and he was discharged from the hospital and then transferred to another school, and we never saw each other again..."

When he spoke, his tone was calm, as if he were talking about a very ordinary past.

Looking at Lu Yuying, who is as cute as a child, I feel that she is not so bad, at least she is also a hard-working person.

Lu Yuying raised her eyebrows lightly, "Come again." ”

"Big or small?"

"I'm going to choose all the big ones in the future. ”

I shook the "color cup" vigorously, "Three ones, 'small,' truth or dare?"

"Are you a good guy? Why do you win every time? ”

I waved my hand, "Why don't you shake the 'dice?'"

Lu Yuying patted me on the shoulder with drunken eyes, "I choose to take a big risk." ”

I smirked and said, "You chose it." ”

Lu Yuying patted her chest, "Say, what should I do?"

I pointed to the fitting room and said, "Go find a clown's outfit and play a pantomime of Charles Chaplin." ”

Lu Yuying poked my head with her finger, "I thought you were going to take advantage of me, but I didn't expect it to be such a request, am I not attractive?"

I said in all seriousness, "Yes, it's just not obvious." ”

"Cut. ”

Lu Yuying walked to the bedroom angrily, and when she closed the door, she threw out a sentence, "You wait for me!"

I laughed so much that I could let a domineering president who was usually high up play a pantomime for me, it was funny to think about it.

After a while, the bedroom door opened, and what made me stunned was that Lu Yuying, who had long hair, was not wearing a clown clothes, but a tight-fitting white uniform and uniform!

This kind of clothes seems familiar, as if I have seen it in some island-country action movie.

I pointed at Lu Yuying and said angrily, "Where are the clown's clothes?"

Lu Yuying clasped her hands to her chest, "There are no clown clothes in this hotel at all, how do you let me wear them?"

"Let your two bodyguards give you one. ”

Lu Yuying writhed in place, "Okay, I'll ask them to send the clothes, and then let them kill you, you choose." ”

I waved my hand, "Okay, just give me a pantomime, just play the part where Chaplin joined the army and bombed the toilet." ”

Lu Yuying gave me a blank look, raised the stool, and threw it directly at me!

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Blow up the toilet. Lu Yuying stroked her long hair and said.

I took the stool with both hands and shook my head helplessly, "Okay, just barely count you through." ”

After speaking, I wanted to shake the dice again, but Lu Yuying snatched the "color cup" and said,

"Every time you shake it, and every time you win, I suspect that you have done something in it, and I will shake it every time in the future. ”

I nodded, "Okay." ”

As the dice stopped shaking, Lu Yuying smiled lightly, "Three, four, five, big, truth or dare?"

I thought about it, if I choose the truth here, she asked me if I was Mengfeng, how should I answer?

"Big adventure. ”

"Well, guts. ”

After that, he pointed to the bedroom and said, "Go find a woman's dress and put it on, and then give me a pole dance." ”

Hearing this, I was so shocked that I almost didn't fall off the bed, "I have such a big skeleton, how can I wear women's clothes?"

Lu Yuying shook her head provocatively, "You don't have to worry about this, some women are more than 200 catties, which is definitely bigger than your skeleton." ”

I shook my head helplessly, this little one is really bad, and it's a pole dance...

I walked into the bedroom and wore a woman's big dress.

Holding a "broom" and pushing the door out, "You've shown me." ”

Then I used the "broom," which used as a steel pipe, and I rocked it left and right.

But after just jumping for a minute, he was stopped by Lu Yuying.

Lu Yuying rubbed her forehead and said, "Don't jump, it's too disgusting..."

"Let me jump, it's disgusting. ”

"Come again. ”

After speaking, she shook the color cup again, "Two, two, three, small." ”

Lu Yuying patted her plump crisp and chest and said, "Big adventure." ”

I said with a wicked smile, "Sing me a song." ”

Lu Yuying pursed her lips, "What's the matter?" Don't cover your ears. ”

After speaking, turn on the stereo, pick up the microphone,

"Ahh

Although she sings fascinated, but my ears are miserable, due to the development of vocal cords, staying in childhood, she is basically a child's voice, this song is even more hilarious than the original song under the operation of her voice!

"Stop! I can't listen to it anymore, it's the same as the conjuring sound..."

"I haven't sung enough!"

"No, I've heard enough. ”

"Again, four, five, six, big. ”

Without hesitation, I said, "Big adventure." ”

Lu Yuying's face was slightly red and said, "Give me a piece of Huangmei opera, just the part of "Tianxian Pei". ”

"Damn, how can I sing?"

Lu Yuying pointed to the stereo and said, "Then I don't care, sing it." ”

I rolled up my sleeves, "Okay, you're a little one, wait for me." ”

After that, I picked up the microphone, "The birds in the trees are in pairs."

Green water and green mountains with smiling faces..."

"Stop, it's worse than what I'm singing. Lu Yuying covered her ears and said.

"Come again. ”

"Three, two, three, small. ”

Lu Yuying pulled her throat and said heroically, "In the future, we will only play big adventures." ”

"Good. ”

"Tell me, what should I do?"

I pointed to a basin and said, "How about asking Chairman Lu Da to deign to wash my feet?"

Lu Yuying glanced at me, "You're not afraid that I'll pinch your feet off." ”

I chuckled, "I'm not afraid." ”

Lu Yuying fetched a basin of hot water, and then said very politely, "Please." ”

I nodded, "Teachable." ”

After that, I put my foot in the water without even thinking about it, but then, I farted and jumped more than three feet high!

"Are you washing your feet, or are you burning pig's trotters?" I said angrily.

Lu Yuying pinched her waist with both hands, "You are content! I have never served anyone since I grew so big." ”

"Forget it, come again. ”

As the dice stopped shaking, Lu Yuying laughed out loud, "Five-five-six, big!"

After speaking, Lu Yuying stretched out her little feet and said, "I'll let you bite off my toenails with your teeth!"

Hearing this, I almost didn't drop my jaw in shock, and this kind of operation?

"Okay, bring it over. ”

Her feet were very small, the size of a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child.

To be honest, this girl is also quite pitiful, I heard that this kind of "dwarfism" can be treated abroad, "I don't know、Why didn't she try it there。

I put her toes in my mouth, but then I spit them out.

"You big stinky foot!"

Lu Yuying said with a wicked smile, "I'm sweaty feet, but at most I'm a little stinky foot." ”

I pressed her two little feet into the footbath.

"If you don't wash it, don't want me to gnaw!"

Lu Yuying also jumped three feet high, "Damn, you want to burn me?"

I said with a wicked smile, "Now you know how hot the footwash water is, right?"

Lu Yuying stretched her feet in front of me this time, "Gnaw it clean for me." ”

"You're a little bit, you're ruthless. ”

I sucked the nails off her toes one by one.

"Come again. ”

Lu Yuying waved her hand, "Forget it, I'm too tired today." ”

"One more time. ”

Hearing this, Lu Yuying paused, but still shook the color cup vigorously,

"One, two, one, small, you won, what should I do?"

I pointed to my mouth and said with a drunken eye, "Kiss the mouth that gnawed your toes just now." ”

Lu Yuying's face was slightly red, and she laughed and said, "What is this? Even if it is special, let me accompany and sleep, I will agree." ”

After speaking, Lu Yuying stood on the bed and walked in front of me, her short height, even if she stood on the bed, she was only a head taller than me.

Lu Yuying lit a cigarette, inhaled hard, and then spit the smoke into my face.

"I let you kiss me, not let you spit smoke rings at me. ”

"Open your mouth. ”

"What?"

"If you open your mouth, you open your mouth. ”

"Damn, is this a kiss or a mouth, or is it a long howl in the sky?"

The alcohol made me go crazy and manic, and though I was skeptical, I did it, facing her face with an exaggerated expression and my mouth wide open.

Lu Yuying spit out lightly, tongue, head, a drop of saliva, like a drop of water, slid into my mouth and inside.

I said angrily, "Aren't you fooling people?"

But before the words fell, the thin little lips were imprinted on the place where the saliva dropped...

I hugged her slender waist and gasped for breath, and my tongue and head slipped out of her and her mouth, wrapping around her jade and neck...

That night, I didn't know what I had done, it was completely unconscious, because I drank too much and felt like my head was going to explode.

When I woke up the next morning, I struggled to get up straight from the bed and subconsciously shouted, "Sister Feng, pour me a glass of water." ”

But after saying that, I immediately came to my senses, fortunately I didn't call Zhao Ting and Yuwei's names, otherwise it would have been really exposed.

Just as I was secretly rejoicing, there was actually a cup of hot tea in front of me and brought it to my mouth.

When I looked up, it was Lu Yuying, who was dressed in snow-white, lace, silk, and a skirt, the latter seemed to have just taken a bath, and there was still a faint steam on her body.

"Chairman Luda, didn't you leave last night?"

Lu Yuying nodded, "What's wrong?"

"I drank too much last night, didn't I do anything to you?"

Lu Yuying said in a deep voice, "Of course there is, my waist is pinched red by you." ”

"I'm talking about it, is there anything else?"

Lu Yuying slapped me on the head, "What else do you want to do to me?"

"This lonely, male, widowed, female, hugged for a day and night, saying that nothing happened, even I don't believe it..."

Lu Yuying pursed her lips, "Why are you so nervous? Even if something happens, you won't suffer." ”

I covered my face and wept...

Lu Yuying said with a puzzled face, "Hey, as for it, if something really happens, I should be the one who cries." ”

I yelled, "What do you know? People don't know, and they think I'm giving one, a minor..."

Lu Yuying said in a deep voice, "Shut up! What happened last night, if you dare to say it, I will make your life worse than death!"

"So did I do anything to you?"