At the end of August and the beginning of September, the military satellites of the United States discovered that there was a huge mysterious army in China assembled in various corners of the city, and the number was large or small, so the United States government invested hundreds of millions of dollars to investigate the matter! Finally, they finally understood that the Chinese students were training in the military!

A few weeks later, this secret army mysteriously vanished.

The scorching sun shines in the sky, and the military training shows a smile.

The day when military training has you is a sunny day.

"That classmate, take off your headphones!" The instructor of the Army Chemical Defense Academy is from the Northeast, and his voice is loud and painful, "Today's military training session is your first lesson in Qing University, and it is very important to cultivate and improve your personal quality and form a good class style and study style!"

The instructor's voice had a strong Northeast accent, and listening to him speak, I always felt like I was listening to the Northeast two.

The whole class looked at Ma Kai in unison.

Ma Kai calmly took off the headphones, tilted his ear, and then said loudly: "Report to the instructor, this is a hearing aid." ”

The class was stunned.

The instructor's face became very rich: "I'm sorry, classmate, please wear your hearing aids." ”

Ma Kai hissed, "Report to the instructor, I can't hear clearly." ”

The instructor pointed to his ears.

Mackay put on his headphones and continued to listen to the music wafting from his CD drive.

Everyone is meeting for the first time, and they don't know if the hearing aids Ma Kai said are true, but Yang Fei and Li Zhihong must know that this kid is cheating.

The most thunderous thing in military training is to stand in a military posture and walk in a positive manner.

The instructor dragged out his voice and shouted, "Zhengbu-"

The students stretched out their right legs in unison, held them in the air, and waited for the word to fall.

But the instructor "walked" for a long time, but he didn't say anything, and some students began to stagger.

The instructor pointed to a girl: "Raise your head, stand up, chests, breasts, breasts, breasts!"

The class burst into laughter.

The girl's eyes were full of resentment when she looked at the instructor.

The instructor shouted the command: "Boys on the left, girls on the right." ”

The classmates began to run around, and some boys entered the girls' camp randomly.

The instructor pointed at Ma Kai: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Ma Kai smiled awkwardly and hurriedly ran to the boy's side.

The instructors instructed separately and let the boys and girls compete.

"Look at you boys, you're walking so badly, like a!"

Then, the instructor pointed to the girl over there: "Look at the girls, how good they are walking!"

Everyone thinks, something seems wrong?

After a morning of intensive training, the students have been deeply impressed by the instructors.

At the end of August, the sun was also very scorching, there was not a trace of wind in the playground, and there was not a single leaf to shade the sun.

Near noon, the instructor was kind enough to pull the team to the shade of a nearby tree for training.

After the assembly, the instructor shouted: "Everyone has it, report the number!"

Ma Kai, who was standing at the head of the line, was a little nervous when he saw that everyone was looking at him, looked at Yang Fei beside him, and asked in a low voice, "Did the instructor call me by name again?"

Yang Fei said: "Report the number!"

Ma Kai didn't know if he didn't hear clearly, or if he was dizzy, or if he had been listening to music for too long and his ears were ringing, so he looked left and right, oh, and then ran over, spread his hands, and hugged the tree.

The class was silent for three seconds, then burst into laughter.

"Report to the instructor, I'm holding the tree!" Ma Kai shouted, "Please instruct." ”

The instructor glared at the students: "What are you laughing at? Look down on the deaf classmates? The student holding the tree, you can come over." What's falling out of the back of your feet?"

Ma Kai had already turned off the music at this time, could hear it clearly, turned his head and bent down to look, and said, "Report to the instructor, my aunt's towel has fallen out." ”

Using an aunt's towel as an insoles, this trick was told by Yang Fei, the shoes used for freshman military training will have different degrees of foot grinding during training, and during the military training, they will have to stand in a military posture for a long time every day, walk and other training, and their feet will be more painful. The soft and thick sanitary napkin pad is not only comfortable in the shoe, but also can absorb foot sweat, becoming the best choice for new military training students to replace the insoles.

After Ma Kai and Li Zhihong heard this, they didn't say a word, and hurriedly went to buy a few bags and put them in the dormitory, and put them on for today's military training.

When the instructor heard this, he felt uncomfortable: "This classmate, are you a boy or a girl?"

Several classes trained nearby laughed like crazy at the same time, and the instructors took a long time to straighten out the discipline well.

"Now, let's take a break, sit down and introduce ourselves. "The instructor felt that the boys and girls were too neutral now, and decided to find out the gender of these soldiers first.

The students got up one by one, walked to the front, faced everyone, introduced themselves, and had to improvise a talent after the introduction, singing and dancing.

This is also the first time that Yang Fei has fully met his classmates.

Ning Xin was lucky to be admitted to the same school and the same department as Yang Fei.

Yang Fei is happy that in the future, there will be a scholar who can help him.

When Ning Xin got up to introduce, the boys made a coaxing sound, and even the boys in the next class whistled in this direction.

Ma Kai turned his head to Yang Fei and said: "This girl is definitely a flower, no, it should be at the level of a school flower! Don't grab it, this is my dish." ”

Yang Fei said lightly: "Not necessarily." ”

Ning Xin's face was shy, she lowered her head slightly, introduced herself softly, and then glanced at Yang Fei quickly.

The instructor said loudly: "This girl, the voice is too quiet, say it loudly again!"

Ning Xin is the kind of weak girl, her voice is soft and gentle, no matter how loud she is, it will not be very loud.

But she was obedient and said it again.

At this time, a girl shouted: "I want to go to the toilet!"

The instructor pointed at the girl: "What's the matter?"

"I want to go to the toilet!"

"If there is anything in the future, you must shout a report first, and you, tell me the report ten times. ”

The girl said weakly: "Report ten times!"

The instructor was stunned: "You are the most playful students I have ever taught!"

The girl may be really anxious, got up and said: "Report to the toilet, I want to go to the instructor......"

“......”

The whole class fell to the ground.

The instructor was stunned for a moment: "Leave, go!"

Then, he looked at Ning Xin: "You can show off your talent." ”

Ning Xin said: "I can play the erhu and learn it from my father." ”

The instructor shook his head: "I don't have an erhu." You can sing a song. ”

Ning Xin said: "I can also play the flute." ”

The instructor said, "If you don't have a flute, you can sing a song." ”

Ning Xin has a relatively introverted personality and has never sung in front of people, so she was anxious and said, "Report to the instructor, you are so handsome." Can I stop singing?"

The instructor said with a fierce expression: "What did you just say? ”

Ning Xin trembled and said, "I said, report to the instructor, you are so handsome!"

The instructor snorted: "You, go down and rest! Don't tell the truth in the future!"

“......”

The girl who went to the toilet just now came back, and as soon as she sat down, she suddenly saw a spider crawling on her legs, and she screamed in fright: "There are spiders!"

The instructor asked, "There is a pig, where is the pig?"

“......”