47. The secret of Samsa

This variety show is called "The Secret of Samsa", which sounds quite lofty, but in fact it is an incomparable sand sculpture.

Elena sat in the car of the program team and walked towards the destination, and there were two people with her, a boy and a girl, both boys and girls were amateurs.

The girl is fifteen years old and looks very well-behaved, and the boy has an explosive head on his head, like a mushroom that has just grown up.

Oh, Elena means he's like a shiitake mushroom.

"Hey, how long are we left?"

The boy rubbed his explosive head impatiently, held a toothpick in his mouth, and looked at the co-pilot's staff with a vicious voice.

"It's coming. ”

Said the staff.

The boy snorted, then turned his head to glare at Elena, "I said, can you stop eating?

Elena didn't look at him, calmly tore open another bag of potato chips, and began to nibble on a squeak.

The boy was already very irritable, and he was so provoked by Elena that he was immediately angry, and reached out to grab the potato chips in Elena's hand.

And then......

I only heard a snap, and the boy fell directly into the middle of the seat, stuck on the ground and couldn't get up.

From the moment they got into the car, the program team had already started the live broadcast, and at this time, I saw the boy stuck in the middle of the seat, and the barrage suddenly crossed a hahahahaha.

"Eh, I'll go, this Liu Yiming is too funny!"

"Hahaha

"But Liu Yiming is so annoying"

"It's annoying +1 young lady what does it have to do with him when she eats?"

Liu Yiming, who was stuck in the gap, struggled for a long time and didn't get his head out from under the seat, but because the car entered the mountain road, his neck was about to break because of the bumps.

Damn, this woman is sick!

Elena, who was sitting in the chair, continued to eat calmly, and even pulled out a bag of squid from her bag and gave it to the girl who had not spoken.

The girl smiled at her and took a small bite.

"Woo woo Elena's little angel is too warm."

"I also want to be a squid boy in the hands of the young lady1551"

"Crying, I feel a little uncomfortable at the thought of losing my pants for a while."

The first live broadcast of the program team was when picking up guests, and the girl and Liu Yiming were both rudely stuffed into the car, and they didn't even have time to eat.

The van staggered across the mountain road and finally came to a stop in a small, run-down looking mountain village.

Liu Yiming had been pulled out of the seat by the staff, and at this time he was looking out with his blue nose and swollen head, grinning his neck.

"For the next week, you're all going to stay in this little mountain village. ”

The staff announced the fate of the three of them with a blank face, "Before entering the village, open your suitcases, you can only bring three things into the village." ”

"It's coming, it's time for the unboxing process again!"

"My hahaha is already!"

"Let's guess what kind of cute guest this time will bring?"

"I guess Elena has a set of skincare products in her box, after all, she's not an amateur hahaha"

"Don't talk nonsense upstairs, Miss Mo Qiqi has skin care products in her bag!"

"Oh, why don't you ask the magic conch? And Elena took food out of the suitcase the whole time, do you really think you can still put skin care products in the suitcase!"

They couldn't see the bloody rain on the barrage, and Elena opened her suitcase very obediently, and then the audience saw it......

A box of snack bags.

???!

So the box Elena brought with her was all snacks?!

"Ahem, Elena, you can choose three things to take with you, only three. ”

The staff coughed and reminded.

Elena glanced at her belongings, took a dozen gloves, and brought a large bag of wipes, a dress that looked particularly loose.

The second one to open the box was Liu Yiming, who was very reluctant and scolded for a long time, but in the end he was directly suppressed by the staff.

As soon as Liu Yiming's box was opened, the barrage was once again occupied by a hahaha.

Liu Yiming's box is full of all kinds of skin care, makeup, makeup!

"Emma, Dior, Chanel, Armani, Givenchy, CPB Guerlain SK2, Liu Yiming sells cosmetics?"

"My real name envies Liao and wants Liu Yiming's suitcase!"

"Crying Liao, I don't have a Lu child's paper as delicate as Liu Yiming"

"I can't recognize all these bottles and cans, oh my God, Liu Yiming is a beauty blogger?"

"No, upstairs, you're wrong, Liu Yiming's profession is a rich man?"

Liu Yiming's delicate suitcase suddenly attracted the envy of the beauty girls' real names, as well as the brief bewildered expressions on the faces of the crew.

"What are you looking at, I haven't seen a beautiful man!"

glared at Elena who was staring at him viciously, and Liu Yiming squatted down and looked at his cute babies in pain.

Woo woo, his darling, he doesn't want to be separated from them at all!

"I've seen it, but I've never seen it and feel so good. ”

Elena replied slowly with a snack in her mouth.

Here Liu Yiming is still making painful trade-offs, and over there Mo Qiqi has calmly opened his suitcase.

The girl who looked thin and pitiful calmly took out the chainsaw and machete in the suitcase, and then picked out a pair of boxing gloves.

Barrage...... The barrage was silent at this time.

After all, among the three people, Mo Qiqi seemed to be the most quiet and normal, but he never expected that Mo Qiqi's suitcase was filled with ten!

Elena craned her neck and looked at it for a long time, then poked Mo Qiqi.

"These don't work. ”

Mo Qiqi glanced at Elena, her voice was thin and weak, and she looked very easy to bully, but when she saw the thing in Mo Qiqi's hand, the audience shuddered in unison.

"I know, but that's all I can do. ”

Liu Yiming on the side was already frightened, he began to frantically recall whether he had provoked Mo Qiqi, he always felt that Mo Qiqi's chainsaw was going to cut off his head at any time.

Touching his head that was still standing on his neck, Liu Yiming took two steps back to Elena's side with palpitations.

Then thinking about how Elena hit him under the seat and made him stuck all the way, Liu Yiming suddenly coaxed again.

Ma Ma, the team is scary and he wants to go home!

Liu Siddling Yiming didn't know that he had become a distressed little pity for the audience.

Obviously, everyone despised him one second, but the next second he was already "distressed Liu Yiming", "Hahaha, let the seventh sister cut Liu Yiming, and let me inherit his cosmetics".