Now that he knows the details, Yang Le, as the manager of the human world, must take him back for a good interrogation, Zhang Mengmeng's body naturally can't let him continue to live, he buried his head in the surroundings and looked around, and he didn't know which bear child it was, and he actually ran to this deserted place to litter.

Yang Le: "Look at what, let's go in!"

Ximenqing: "Big brother, it seems to be the legendary child's urine... This, that's too much, why don't we get another one?"

Yang Le: "What's the matter? I'm used to living in a frying pan apartment, right? Do you want me to buy you a bottle of salad oil?"

......

Zhang Mengmeng, who was slowly sober, looked a little palpitating, and covered his face and said.

"Yang Le, was I bitten by a snake in the eye? I won't be poisoned, right? What are you doing with a mineral water bottle in your hand?"

Seeing that the little girl was a little unsteady on her feet, Yang Le helped her very reluctantly.

"A kid surnamed Cui litters, and I have to take the lead in protecting the environment in line with the principle that Nanshui is loved by everyone in my family. By the way, you tripped over a vine and fell over that eye, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

"You're not a snake, who said it was you!"

With such a situation, today's trip had to be announced early. Back at home, Zhang Mengmeng, who was holding two stupid eggs in his hands and putting them on his eyes, was still a little weak, but the momentum on his mouth was more than anyone else's.

"Grandma~, I must have been beaten by Yang Le's bastard, how could I fall so symmetrically?"

Aunt Zhang said with some blame.

"Obviously you are willful! Yang Leke told me everything today, fortunately, he just fell, if he was really bitten by a snake, how can you tell your grandma to explain to your parents? ”

At this moment, Zhang Mengmeng, who was possessed by Sherlock Holmes, did not give up his analysis.

"If it's not him, then why doesn't he come to our house for lunch? Obviously, he is a thief with a weak heart! He also gives gifts, and if he wants to give them, he will give these two stupid eggs! It's exactly the same as him, huh!"

Yang Le, who was holding a bowl of clear water noodles, suddenly sneezed, and this moment alone almost blew Ximenqing on the coffee table away.

"Great God, it is a small one with eyes and no beads, this time I accidentally came to the world, thank you for the great god's teaching to me, I will set up a statue of you after I go back, and call all my friends to worship every day. ”

Yang Le: "Shut up!

After saying this, Yang Le directly put the noodles in the refrigerator, after all, he couldn't eat it at the thought of facing a bottle of boy's urine at this time.

Yang Le: "Xiaoxi!"

Ximen Qing: "Great God, I am surnamed Ximen..."

Yang Le: "Okay Xiaoxi, why did you appear in the world? Are there any other Xiaodong, Xiaonan, and Xiaobei besides you?"

Ximen Qing regretted his cleverness at the moment, and originally wanted to find a small place to be the emperor of the soil for a few days, how did he know that he would meet this unknown god, thinking that there was a danger of his soul flying away at any time, he instantly felt that the apartment "below" seemed to be really good.

"Great God, before Lord Cui Yu sent Black and White Impermanence to the world on a business trip, preparing to arrest a suicide surnamed Lin, you must know that it is not easy to come to this world as a human body, and it is the opportunity given to him by Lord Yama. As a result, he didn't cherish it, and ran to jump off the building, which angered Lord Yama, and after his death, he was going to live in a vain apartment on Fourteenth Avenue, and he never wanted to be a human again. ”

Hearing this, Yang Le realized that Cui Yu did not lie to him, and it seemed that this incident was indeed caused by his unintentional mistake.

Yang Le: "Go on!"

Ximenqing, who had stopped when he saw Yang Le thinking, suddenly thought of something, and Xiaoxi, who was trembling with fright, buried his face in the boy's urine in the bottle, and continued.

"Originally, the one surnamed Lin was already dead, but he was so lucky that he met the strongest, most handsome, kindest, most generous, and most powerful in the Three Realms. The most..."

Yang Le stared at the bottle of boy urine in front of him with a smile on his face, and then took out a few books from the cabinet, which read "Selected High School Test Questions", "Composition No Longer Worried" and "Modern Poetry".

"Don't stop, don't you know that you have to live to learn?"

Ximenqing: "Great God, I'm dead." ”

Yang Le: "Some people are alive, he is dead, some people are dead, but he is still alive." ”

Ximenqing: "......"

Xiaoxi does not belong to this world, Yang Le naturally wants to send him back, but in line with the principle of being a teacher for one day and a father for life, Yang Le did not forget to repeatedly tell him when Niutou came to pick up people, "You must check your child's homework on time every day." ”

A one-day trip to the world, Ximen Qing is also worth the trip, so he has improved his literary accomplishment, hasn't it?

Huangquan Road, which was originally a one-way street, changed the traffic rules because of Yang Le's shot, although it was discovered and rectified by Cui Yu in time, but there were still fish that slipped through the net, according to Ximenqing, it seems that there were people from the neighboring community who ran to the imperial capital.

"I just said that I want to go to the north to see the snow, how did I know it would be so troublesome!

Trouble is like a chain reaction, Yang Le, who was thinking of living a clean life for a few days, didn't expect that his thought almost broke into a catastrophe.

Tick Bell Bell ~ Tick Bell Bell ~ Tick Bell Bell ~

The mobile phone kept ringing, but it was not a text message from Lao Cui.

"Crooked~, I'm me, who are you? How can you have my number? If you don't tell the truth, I'll call Lao Niu to come back and take you away!"

“......”

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and only a pleasant female voice could be heard.

"Hello Mr. Yang, I'm Chen Xiaoyun, we've met, I don't know if you remember me?"

Yang Le: "I don't remember, aren't you going back to the imperial capital? How can you have my phone number?"

Maybe there are few ordinary people in this world who talk to her like this, but Chen Xiaoyun has always been very clear in her heart - he is not an ordinary person.

"It was my agent who asked Grandma Zhang, my grandmother actually lives in your community, and I was going to see my grandmother before. ”

Thinking that someone's grandmother might be his customer, Yang Le's attitude instantly improved a lot, but he still joked.

"You're in luck, do you know who my circle of friends is?"

"Oh, yes? I wonder if I can get a little luckier and ask for a place as your friend?"

Chen Xiaoyun, who was holding a mobile phone, was lying lazily on the sofa at home, probably because she had just taken a shower, and there were still some water droplets on the tips of her hair, twinkling like stars hanging in the night sky.