Chapter 258: Teasing the Medical Immortal
Looking at Ji Ying, who was a little out of her mind in front of me, I suddenly wanted to tease her, "Lonely men and widows are in the same room, what do you think will happen?"
Hearing this, Ji Ying gasped for breath, and then grabbed a fruit knife from the "fruit bowl", and looked at me with extremely complicated eyes.
Seeing that she didn't seem to be joking, I quickly explained, "Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong..."
Ji Ying looked at the phoenix robe on his body, frowned and said, "I really don't want it, it's a misunderstanding." ”
"It was Lan Yue who helped you with your wounds last night, not me...," I explained.
Ji Ying's red lips clenched, "Really?"
I nodded, smirked evilly, and said, "That's true, otherwise how could I be lying on the couch? ”
Hearing this, Ji Ying paused, and finally blushed, "I didn't mean that..."
After speaking, I used a "fruit knife" to cut a piece of skin from my body and put it on the wound in my small abdomen.
"If you don't tie it deeply, it will be fine soon. ”
Looking at Ji Ying with a shy look in front of me, I was a little unaccustomed, "Then what do you mean?"
Ji Ying paused, but stopped talking, and then hurriedly diverted the topic, "Thank you for yesterday's incident." ”
"I didn't do anything. ”
After speaking, he pointed to his belt and said, "Look, this good man is not in vain, I have a set of armor." ”
"This can only be regarded as a belt, right?" Ji Ying said with a pout.
I patted my belt and said, "Don't look at it small, it's not ambiguous." ”
Ji Ying tidied up the phoenix robe on his body, "Where's your blue shadow?"
I looked around, "I don't know, maybe the handsome guy went." ”
Ji Ying twisted the near-perfect curve slightly.
"Let's go. Go to the bank to report the loss of your bank card. ”
After saying that, he jumped off me, but as soon as his footsteps landed, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground.
"Ji Da Yixian, your body hasn't recovered yet, let's take a rest. I gasped.
"No, I've been out for too long, we have to settle this matter today. Ji Ying said.
I squirmed slightly, "Then you can untie me first." ”
Seeing this, Ji Ying smiled dumbly, and casually used a fruit knife to cut the tape on my body.
"Get up. ”
I moved my wrist and looked at Ji Ying, who was wearing a phoenix robe, and said with a wicked smile, "You got a bundle of tape to wrap around me in the morning, and it almost suffocated me to death." If you say you will bundle it, you will put it when you say it, why should you put it?"
Ji Ying turned around and said with some displeasure, "What else do you want?"
"Oops, I'm in a bad mood, and I don't want to go anywhere when I'm in a bad mood. "I'm a scoundrel.
Hearing this, a layer of frost suddenly appeared on Ji Ying's resolute face.
"You're threatening me? Since you don't pay, I don't need to move with you. ”
After saying that, he turned around and left, without a little mud and water.
Seeing this, I hurriedly grabbed her hand from behind. But Ji Ying directly broke free from my restraints and limped out of the door. I had no choice but to pick her up from behind.
"You let me go! Big deal, I'm going to die with the kids. Ji Ying struggled to say.
"I said you're too boring. You can't bow your head to me, huh?"
"In my dictionary, there is no word for 'bow'. Ji Ying said coldly.
When I heard this, I put her on the ground, looked her in the eye and said, "What if I force you to bow your head." ”
Ji Ying wanted to break free, but eighty percent of her internal skills were given to me, and she had no power to fight back for a while.
The latter had no hope of breaking free, so he turned his head to look aside and scolded angrily, "You are a liar." A liar who cheats on feelings and sex. ”
I stroked the side of her cheek, "That's it." Like what did I really do to you?"
Ji Ying bit my palm, and when she let go, she actually bit down on a piece of meat.
"You're a dog?" I said, staring blankly at her.
"What, you drank so much blood from me, with so much skin on me, did I eat too much of your meat?" Ji Ying said with a pant.
I pressed her hands firmly to the ground, "Okay." I'm going to ask you to apologize for what happened now, and I'll go to the bank with you as soon as I'm done. How's it going to be a good deal, right?"
But what Ji Ying said almost didn't make me memorize it in one go.
"Die, you liar. Ji Ying scolded angrily.
I was stunned, "Hard-mouthed, huh?"
With that, I freed up one hand and began to scratch at her tickle desperately.
The latter, at first, was completely unresponsive, but within a few minutes, struggled, creeped, and moved.
I smiled evilly and said, "Please." ”
Although the latter was extremely painful, his mouth was still as hard as a stone, "Don't ask for it!"
Hearing this, I began to shamelessly intensify my efforts.
The latter, desperately, struggled, and in the end, I couldn't even hold her back.
"Is it so hard to beg me?"
Ji Ying curled up under me, and finally shed two lines of tears.
"What's wrong? Don't cry... Aren't we kidding? It's so special that you gave me this gift this morning, I just want to try to get revenge on you, and I don't mean anything else. ”
But no matter how I comforted her, Ji Ying just stared at a pair of big eyes and burst into tears.
I had no choice but to let her go again, but as soon as the latter was free, I felt a chill in my crotch and a fruit knife straight under me!
"Ji Da Yixian, this can't be a joke. If your little hand slips, I will become a eunuch for the rest of my life...", I said with a trembling voice.
"Am I kidding you?" Ji Ying snapped.
"I, I, I..."
Seeing that I was flustered, Ji Ying smiled proudly, "From now on, do as I say." ”
Then I kowtowed and confessed my mistakes, and swore by gambling curses, and finally I was pierced by Ji Ying's silver needle, and then I gave up.
"Are you happy?" I said with a trembling voice.
"Say the oath again. Ji Ying said.
"I promise not to bully you in the future, not to lie to you, if there is any violation, I..."
Seeing that I was speechless, Ji Ying urged, "Finish!"
"If there is any disobedience, I am 'raised' by you. "I don't have a good airway.
Hearing this, Ji Ying said sadly, "It seems that I am reluctant, then I will cry for a while." ”
"Don't, don't... You can raise it, you raise it, you can 'give birth' to it. I rubbed my forehead and said.
The corners of Ji Ying's mouth rose slightly, "Let's go, go to the bank." ”
I gave her a blank look and said, "Did I say that all this bit of thought you put into deceiving people?"
Hearing this, Ji Ying pulled out the silver needle around my neck and said, "Eighty percent of my internal strength has been given to you, and now you are still bullying me, how can I do it if I don't play some tricks?"
I clutched my neck and shook my head, "Don't be angry, it's just a joke." ”
Ji Ying tugged at the slightly restrained phoenix robe on his body, "Don't talk about it, go quickly." ”
Looking at the latter's unfit phoenix robe, I quipped, "I should buy you clothes first." ”
Ji Ying turned around elegantly, "Do you have any money on you?"
"Che, did you see that Uncle Li? That's my master, the owner of this bar. As long as I say a word, it is not a problem to take a few million. I patted my chest and said.
"Just blow it. ”
Hearing this, I pulled Ji Ying and wanted to take her downstairs, but the latter stumbled again and almost fell to her knees.
"What's wrong?" I asked, a little worried.
"It's okay, it's just a little uncomfortable," Ji Ying said.
The heart said, it was almost pierced into a sieve, and it was strange that it could be comfortable.
I picked her up and walked slowly downstairs. During the day, the bar is deserted, with only a few people here buying and drinking.
I went to the bar and asked, "Is Sister Linlin there?"
The bartender wiped his glass and said, "She's resting upstairs." ”
"Can I get her out for a moment?" I said.
"Are you Sun Ce?"
I nodded.
The bartender picked up the phone and handed it to me, "You'd better contact her yourself." ”
"Thanks, ha. ”
"Toot toot..."
As soon as the phone was connected, a somewhat lazy male voice came.
"Hey, what's the matter?"
"Uncle Li?"
"Mengfeng, if you have something, just go upstairs and find me. Uncle Li said softly.
"Wait... It's not a big deal, just say it on the phone. ”
"What's the matter?" asked Uncle Li.
"Uh... Can you lend me some money?" I said in a negotiating tone.
"Money? Uncle Li said.
Hearing this, I didn't have a good breath and said, "This reply is crisp enough! You are a bar master, why are you so slammed?"
"Master, I eat soft rice, how easy is it to ask for money?" Uncle Li said with some grievances.
I took the microphone and whispered, "Don't borrow it, do you?" ”
"Don't!"
Before he could finish speaking, a woman in pajamas ran down the stairs quickly.
"Ji Yixian, are you awake?"
Seeing the comer, the staff in the bar were stunned.
His hair was messy, he only wore one slipper, and even his suspender pajamas were only a sling. This is like the usual temperament beauty Zhou Linlin.
"Sister Linlin, it's just a piece of skin, are you there?" I quipped.
Hearing this, Zhou Linlin didn't have a good breath and said, "What do you know!"
After speaking, he hurriedly came to Ji Ying's side, rubbed his little hands and said in a consultative tone, "Ji Yixian, we agreed last night..."
Ji Ying stretched out his hand and said, "I understand." ”
After saying that, he raised his wrist slightly and cut off a circle of watch-sized skin with a brooch.
Zhou Linlin took the bloody skin with both hands, and her excitement was overflowing.
At this moment, Meng Qing'er, who was wearing a mask, also hurriedly ran over from upstairs, and said pitifully,
"Ji Yixian, and mine. ”
Seeing this, I hurriedly blocked in front of her and stopped, "Are you finished?
Ji Ying shook his head, "It's okay, I've long been used to it." ”
After speaking, he raised his other hand, cut off a piece of skin of the same size, and handed it to Meng Qing'er.
The latter, thanks a thousand times, almost kowtow to thank you.
I glanced at the latter with disdain, "Are you all right? I like other people's skin, this is a disease, it needs to be cured!"
Hearing this, Meng Qing'er and Zhou Linlin retorted almost at the same time, "What do you know! This medical immortal can change a piece of skin for a villa, don't talk nonsense if you don't know the goods." ”
"Good, good... You know the goods. Since you've got a benefit, why don't you lend me some money?"
Meng Qing'er waved her hand, "I don't have any money!"
I gave the latter a blank look, "What an iron rooster!"
Zhou Linlin waved her hand casually, "Money is not a problem." ”
Then he pointed to the bartender and said, "Whoever gives him all the turnover of yesterday and one day will be regarded as a welcome gift from me to the medical fairy." ”
Hearing this, the bartender confirmed again, "Sister Linlin, you're not joking, are you?"
"If you are asked to take it, you will take it. Zhou Linlin said coldly.
After a while, the bartender came out of the background, but to my surprise, the latter's hands were empty. There's also an extra Matt-killing girl behind her.
"Zhou Xin, why are you still here?"
"Why can't I be here?" Zhou Xin said angrily.
I ignored the killer Matt and instead pointed at the bartender and asked, "Where's the money?"
Zhou Xin lifted a suitcase, "The money is here, but why should I give it to you?"
Seeing this, Zhou Linlin scolded, "Xinxin, don't be unreasonable." ”
"Auntie, he bullied me yesterday. Zhou Xin said angrily.
"Shut up! This is my aunt's friend. You speak well to me. Also, dye your 'whistle' hair back for me, and dare to cause trouble in the future and see how I clean you up. ”
After speaking, without waiting for Zhou Xin to calm down, Zhou Linlin snatched the cash box and threw it at me casually, "Mr. Xiaomeng, take it to spend, it's not enough to call me again." ”