Chapter 35: Scumbag!
"Your Majesty, let's have breakfast first. ”
Jiang Chen's heart was pounding, and he carefully put the breakfast in his hand on the top of the table, and began to try to change the topic.
He had seen this smiling expression more than once, anyway, every time the empress showed this expression, it meant ......
Probably no good!
Could it be that he was caught raping again about going to the Yunhuai River to admire the moon?
It shouldn't be!
He has learned lessons and lessons on these few occasions, extensively adopted guerrilla tactics, followed the eight-character mantra of the enemy advancing and retreating, and pursuing the enemy when he retreats, and has carried out the method of night raids for a long time, so as to ensure that those who quietly enter the villages and do not shoot guns.
Why was it discovered?
The empress smiled brightly, and with her slender jade hand, she picked up a piece of osmanthus cake lightly, put it in her mouth, and looked at Jiang Chen's appearance of forcibly changing the topic and being a thief with a smile in her eyes.
"Your Majesty, this osmanthus cake is made by the minister himself, I don't know what the taste is?"
Jiang Chen adhered to the principle that the enemy does not move, and I do not move, and strives to lead the topic to breakfast.
"It's not bad, but I don't know which one is better than the moon cakes on the Yunhuai River on August 15?"
A piece of osmanthus cake was swallowed by the empress, she elegantly wiped the residue from the corner of her mouth, and continued to smile and look at Jiang Chen firmly.
Finished!
There are inner ghosts, stop acting!
On the night of August 15, after he came out of the palace, he was taken by Xiaocui to meet Liu Shuyan, and he couldn't help but miss a hand, and made cakes for a few months and gave them to Miss Shuyan.
Men always like to show their strengths in front of women, and if this strength can just make up for each other's shortcomings, it will be even more heart-warming.
But among those present at the time, in addition to him and Liu Shuyan, only Liu Shuyan's personal maid Xiaocui added up to a total of three people, and the three of them could still have internal ghosts?
He couldn't figure it out.
For a while, Jiang Chen couldn't argue, so he could only bow his head submissively.
Looking at Jiang Chen's dejected expression of being caught and raped, the smile on the corner of the empress's mouth was even worse, and she stretched out her jade finger and lightly touched it.
"Hoo ......"
In the bag of Jiang Chen's sleeve, something rose in the wind and flew to a halt in the air between him and the empress.
It's the dark golden color.、I don't know what it's made of.。
What is this for?
Jiang Chen raised his head as Qi Fengling flew out, and he vaguely guessed that this token might be the reason why he was exposed.
But how was it exposed?
The empress didn't let him wait too long, and as her fingers swiped lightly, the phoenix that was singing on the Qi Feng Ling suddenly exuded a misty red brilliance, and then, a picture was revealed.
On the screen, from Jiang Chen being pulled by Xiaocui, to meeting Liu Shuyan, to him making moon cakes to please beauties, to the two of them chanting poems together and appreciating the moonlight, and then to the two going to another place to "appreciate the moonlight"......
Scene by scene, scene by scene, all played out, and even accompanied by all kinds of unspeakable sounds.
What is this sound, please imagine for yourself.
Looking at this picture and listening to this voice, the empress's face slowly flushed, but her phoenix eyes did not turn away, as if she was waiting for Jiang Chen's answer.
Convex (艹)!
Jiang Chen looked at the picture of Qi Fengling's manifestation, and couldn't help but feel angry, shivering, and cold!
It's surveillance!
Naked surveillance!
This is a violation of a person's personality rights!
Fortunately, he only carried this token when he went out, otherwise wouldn't he even have to be seen clearly by the empress?
"What, Jiang Gongzi, do you need to explain this matter to me?"
The Empress tilted her head and tapped lightly on the table, her face flushed unabated.
How?
Just after the Mid-Autumn Festival with Bendi, I can't wait to go to the Yunhuai River to find a good match?
Is Bendi not enough...... Now, or are you Jiang Chen drifting?
"Your Majesty, you have misunderstood. ”
Jiang Chen squeezed out a dog-legged smile.
"The minister went to the Yunhuai River, it is really important. ”
"What's important, what's important?" the empress held her chin.
"The matter...... The minister has no evidence now, but has found some clues, and please allow the minister not to explain it to His Majesty for the time being. Jiang Chen coughed lightly.
Nonsense, of course, can't be said explicitly.
What exactly is this......
He hasn't figured it out yet!
"Really?"
The empress raised her head slightly.
"So, what do you and Liu Shuyan explain? Hehe, I heard that this head of Yunhuai Bayan, since he had a night of love with you, no man has been able to get close to her for half a step......
In the past, although Liu Shuyan did not go out of the cabinet, he occasionally accompanied some high-ranking officials and nobles to banquets, etc., but since Jiang Chen successfully picked this flower in a hand-me-down work, Liu Shuyan's "coffee position" has also risen, and now even those who have a lot of status are just satisfied when they see Liu Shuyan and talk a few words.
"Pay off Your Majesty's knowledge, the minister investigates that important matter, of course, you can't startle the snake, so I have to find an excuse to play with the girl of the smoke, since Your Majesty does not like it, the minister will never meet with the girl of the smoke in the future. ”
Jiang Chen immediately put on a posture to show his loyalty.
"Acting on the spot?"
"Yes!"
"Never again?"
"Yes!"
The empress's expression suddenly turned cold.
"Liu Shuyan gave you his body, and never saw any outsiders, suffering from lovesickness day and night, and as a result, you just acted like this?
She looked at Jiang Chen, who looked confused, and slowly spit out two words from Sakura's lips full of disgust.
"Scumbag!"
Convex (艹)!
It's not either, it's not either, why is it so hard to be a man!
Jiang Chen felt that if he continued to talk about it, today's matter would only be endless.
He quickly rummaged through the ways to solve the situation.
We have to turn that around!
"Your Majesty......" Jiang Chen said softly and weakly.
"What's wrong?"
The Empress yawned.
"Your Majesty, you seem to be a little tired?" Jiang Chen hurriedly said.
"Hmmm......"
The Empress nodded noncommittally.
Although he is a martial saint, under the operation of the true yuan, all evils will not invade, and all demons will not be damaged, theoretically he can not be affected by all external and internal factors, and he will always be in the most peak state, and there will be no weakness in the slightest.
Otherwise, she would not have been able to achieve the feat of turning seventy miles in one body.
An army of millions, among which there are no elite warriors, if it is not for the Martial Saint, other high-level martial artists, if they don't get out as soon as possible, they will be consumed alive sooner or later.
However, if there is no joy, anger, sorrow, fear, all senses, and all changes in this body, even if he is invincible in the nine heavens and ten earths, how can he be called a human being?
Therefore, the empress will not suppress these feelings of exhaustion, displeasure, etc., but just keep them to the extent that they do not affect the core fundamentals.
Seeing the empress nodding, Jiang Chen stretched out his hand of Kato Eagle.
"Chen Xin has learned a massage technique, I wonder if Your Majesty would like to let Chen Wei soothe his spirit and relieve fatigue?"