Chapter 269 can bend and stretch

"Really?"

Although I don't know why Qin Tian became a little nervous, I heard someone praise her beauty early in the morning, and I believe that any woman would be very happy, and Su Mei was no exception: "You can feel my beauty before I get up, wash and put on makeup?"

"True beauty doesn't need makeup, just like you are now, pure natural and pollution-free!"

Qin Tian put on his slippers as he spoke: "That... I'll go to the toilet first!"

Su Mei just woke up, still a little confused, didn't say anything, just nodded, and felt that Qin Tian had taken the wrong medicine early in the morning.

Seeing this, Qin Tian hurriedly slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet, and ran directly towards the toilet, taking advantage of Su Mei's lack of discovery, he hurriedly ran.

Qin Tian, who was hiding in the toilet, was doing a day's intestinal cleansing work, when suddenly Su Mei's earth-shattering crying ghost shouted outside: "Qin Tian, what did you do last night! I'm going to kill you!"

Qin Tian, who was sitting on the toilet, slapped his hand on his face, gasped, and said to himself: "I knew, I knew that this was the result! Lao Tzu didn't do anything, he actually carried the black pot!"

The washing work was also done in the morning, and Qin Tian walked out of the bathroom.

In my eyes, it was Su Mei sitting on the sofa, and I saw her clasping her hands in front of her chest, crossing Erlang's legs, and staring at Qin Tian with a smile on her face with a cold face.

"Hey, big beauty!" Qin Tian smirked repeatedly.

"What did you do last night?" Su Mei became more and more angry the more she thought about it, her towering chest rose and fell, and even the arm that hit it shook with it.

"What am I doing?" Qin Tian pointed to his nose with a confused expression, pretending to be stupid at this time was the best way to deal with it.

"What did you say you did?"

"I want to know and ask you?"

"You just pretend to be stupid!"

"With my IQ, I still need to pretend!" Qin Tian also did everything, in order to pretend to be stupid, he also let go.

"......" Su Mei was speechless: "Do you dare to admit it?"

"What did I do?"

"What did you say you did?"

"I want to know what I'm doing, and I still ask you?" Qin Tian felt that the two were now in the stage of fighting wits, and maybe they would have to fight bravely in a while.

"Why did you take off me..."Su Mei suddenly became shy, but she gritted her teeth and said: "Take off my clothes!"

"Shall I take off your clothes?" Qin Tian was stunned on the surface when he heard Su Mei's showdown, and quickly thought about how to deal with it in his heart.

"Oops~ wronged, this is wronged, I fell asleep like a dead pig when I came back yesterday, and you said early in the morning that I took off your clothes, I was really wronged!" Qin Tian shook the white towel in his hand to wipe his hair, and almost cried, made trouble, and hanged himself, and got rid of a scoundrel alive.

"You are still wronged, I still feel wronged!" Su Mei, who was sitting on the sofa, was so eager to bite him by Qin Tian.

"Liu Da Beauty, Liu Da Stewardess, let's talk and be reasonable, okay?" Qin Tian raised three fingers at Su Mei: "One, you had to go to my bed last night, although I went out last night, you want to see when I will come back, but the essence of the problem is that you went to my bed first, how can you say this in law, right, right~ This one tells you to seduce me to commit a crime first!"

"I seduced you to commit a crime?" Su Mei was stunned, she was going to tease Qin Tian and forget it, but this guy was tired of it, right?

"Two, I really went to bed last night, I didn't do anything at all, and you woke up when I got up in the morning to go to the bathroom, which you saw with your own eyes!"

Qin Tian saw that Su Mei was refuted by what he said, and he was overjoyed, and continued: "Regarding the third point~ I didn't take off your clothes, I just took a look! Maybe you took off yourself and deliberately wronged me~!"

Qin Tian told Su Mei three points, not realizing that one of these three points had made a mistake.

"See?" The corners of Su Mei's mouth turned up: "Didn't you go to the toilet early in the morning? And you woke me up?"

"So, before I wake up, you've feasted your eyes?" Su Mei clenched her hands into small pink fists, and she had a big posture of opening up without saying a word.

Finished!

Qin Tian now has these two words in his mind, his reputation has been ruined, and he has nothing to do, but he has to say so much nonsense, and he accidentally leaks his mouth, this is good, meet the storm and hail earthquake!

"Since you have found out..."Qin Tian also let go, his head could be broken and bleeding, and his waist should be straight: "I just watched it, what can you do!"

Playing hooligans so hard, Qin Tian can be said to be unprecedented.

"Ahhh I'm going to kill you!"

Su Mei pounced on Qin Tian like a hungry tiger.

"it!"

Qin Tian ran directly towards the bedroom.

One chased, one ran, and the two finally threw themselves on the bed and engaged in a desperate struggle.

In the end, Qin Tian was full of red paw prints and admitted defeat, ending this battle of getting up in the morning.

"Whew!"

Qin Tian, who was lying on the bed, looked at the ceiling above his head and secretly swore: "If I sleep with a woman in the future, I won't be a man, I chopped myself with my own hands!"

"Oh! this is what you say!" Su Mei also lay down beside Qin Tian out of breath: "If you can't do it then, I can help you!"

"Then if you want to fall in love with me, won't you ruin your own happiness with your own hands?" Qin Tian teased Su Mei in his words.

"Ruined your own happiness?" Su Mei was stunned for a moment, she didn't react at first What it meant, but she quickly reacted that Qin Tian was doing bad again...

"I'll make you bad, let you be bad, let you be bad!" Su Mei's little hand continued to attack the flesh on Qin Tian's waist.

The unprepared attack made Qin Tian scream again and again, and he shouted with grinning, "Am I wrong?"

"In the future~ I want to be with you less, otherwise I will really learn from you one day?" Su Mei got up from the bed with a muttering to herself, Qin Tian finished washing, but she hadn't washed yet.

You must know that the first thing Su Mei does when she gets up on weekdays is to wash and groom herself, because of Qin Tian, she will make a fuss first and wash up.

"You've already learned badly!" Qin Tian lay on the bed and looked at Su Mei, who got out of bed in a nightgown, and said with a smile: "It's not bad to learn if you sleep with men?"

"Qin Tian, I'll get you when I'm washed!" Su Mei left a cruel word, closed the bedroom door and left.

"There's a kind of you don't run!" Qin Tian knew that Su Mei would not be making trouble, and he was provocative.

"What did you say?" asked Su Mei as she pushed open the door and leaned on the door frame.

"I said you go wash it quickly, and I'll treat you to breakfast after washing!" Qin Tian smiled at Su Mei.

"It's pretty much the same!" Su Mei walked away, leaving Qin Tian lying on the bed and muttering to herself: "The eldest husband can bend and stretch, I am not cowardly, not afraid, but a strategic transfer!"