Chapter 756: A Hundred Uses of Shit

Jiang Feng sat in the car, and the interface of his mobile phone was that he sent a message to Wu Minqi to tell her that he was on his way back, but what he was thinking about was what Zhou Shi told him when he was waiting for the car just now.

Opportunities may be a godsend, but the one who makes the choice is himself.

He felt as if he could understand Zhou Shi's thoughts, but he couldn't, he somewhat agreed with Zhou Shi's thoughts, but he didn't agree so much.

Jiang Feng felt that he was the poor child who worked for the witch in the Western fairy tale he watched when he was a child, and the witch gave him a mess and asked him to sort out the twine. But he couldn't find the thread, and even if he did, he would break it and start looking for it again.

Thinking blindly all the way, Jiang Feng returned home.

Wu Minqi was sitting on a yoga mat in the living room, sweating all over her body, looking like she had just finished yoga and was sitting and resting, ready to take a shower for a while.

"Feng Feng, what is Chef Arnold looking for you?" Wu Minqi was a little curious.

Jiang Feng told Wu Minqi about the reality show.

Wu Minqi's first reaction after hearing the news was similar to Lu Sheng's, probably that no one would smash the pie from the sky, so he slammed the heads of Jiang Feng and Lu Sheng in a daze.

"It's a good thing, although I haven't watched that reality show, it's also an old reality show, and I remember that the popularity has always been quite high. If you participate in the reality show, you can compete with Chef Arnold, no matter what the aspect is, it's a good thing, and I definitely want to participate. Wu Minqi said.

Jiang Feng told Wu Minqi about the fact that the current reality show personnel are undecided, the competition system is unknown, and the funds are not in place.

Wu Minqi: ......

Wu Minqi was originally sitting cross-legged on the yoga mat, but after listening to Jiang Feng for so long, she felt a little tired from this posture, so she simply stood up and sat on the edge of the leather sofa.

"I think I still have to participate. Wu Minqi still insisted on her own ideas, even if this show didn't seem to be the same as she just thought, "As long as Chef Arnold is willing to participate, this is a good opportunity to exercise, even if it is a reverse payment, I think I have to participate." ”

Jiang Feng had reservations about this, after all, whether Chef Arnold participated in the competition or not depends on how he reacted after eating chicken bean curd tomorrow.

If you are shocked, you will definitely have to participate, not only to compete, but also to find ways to press Jiang Feng to the ground and blow hard.

If you don't care about it, it is when the show is ironclad and cool, Chef Arnold will probably sneer at Jiang Feng and disdain it even more, and maybe he will give full play to his favorite characteristics of mocking people, and taunt Jiang Feng in an all-round 360-degree way.

Let Jiang Feng experience the full set of packages that directly ridiculed Zhang Guanghang for being autistic.

Anyway, what did Chef Arnold say to Lao Zhang back then?

Although Jiang Feng wanted to know, he didn't dare to ask.

Wu Minqi was originally going to take a bath, but after listening to Jiang Feng for so long, the sweat on his body was almost dry, and he didn't want to take a bath for a while.

Besides, it's not eleven o'clock yet, as an excellent and qualified young man in his early twenties in the new era, Wu Minqi will not go to bed so early even if he has already lived a life of 996.

"Let's take a look at Chef Arnold's show back then. Wu Minqi proposed, "I've only heard of this show, but I've never seen it yet." ”

Jiang Feng thinks it's very good, they are guessing and guessing here, analyzing and analyzing, it is better to watch the reality show first to understand what kind of urine sex this program group is and then make a judgment.

Because it is a variety show, one episode of the show is quite long, Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi are not watching variety shows, they want to see how this variety show is filmed and what mode, so they randomly picked the middle of the episode.

Because of the long time, the picture quality is not very good.

As soon as Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi clicked, they were deeply shocked.

How to say, although they have heard of the first season of this reality show, because the management is not very optimistic, the funds are not very sufficient, and the mid-to-early stage program team is very poor, and they can save money. Or later broadcast Chef Arnold with his wonderful personality out of the circle, popular in the United States, the ratings are rising gradually, and the capital father is called an eyebrow and a smile, and a lot of money is thrown around, until the later program team began to become rich and very rich.

But it's also too poor.

Forget about the shoddy title, after all, everyone can understand poverty. But why do you have to do special effects even when you are so poor, or the kind of wonderful fire effects that are too many special effects.

Jiang Feng knew why Chef Arnold was reluctant to participate in the second season, and appeared in the same frame with such wonderful special effects, with an arrogant look on his face, and he had the expression of Lao Tzu's second in the world. After Chef Arnold watched the broadcast show, he probably wanted to beat the program team to death.

Excluding the contestants you don't know, the competition system that I didn't understand at first, it was not for nothing that this reality show would be a big hit that year.

Chef Arnold is really showy.

The competition system is actually very simple, that is, to learn the small test, learn the big test, and eliminate and retest. The issue that Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi fast-forward to watch is basically a retreat training camp for several young chefs under the guidance of Arnold, and everyone gets along with each other, eats and lives together.

The plot, which was supposed to be very boring, has become colorful because of Chef Arnold.

In Jiang Feng's memory, this kind of reality show with intensive training and elimination as the selling point, if you want to stimulate the audience's desire to watch, it generally requires the contestants to tear each other apart. You may quarrel in the living room, you may quarrel in the bedroom, you may quarrel over a glass of water, or you may quarrel over a glass of milk, and foreign reality shows are often more exciting than domestic ones.

Everyone in China will not do anything, it is generally the connotation or roll their eyes, and foreign countries will not only do it, but may also move their fists, shit, fk and other words that can be directly turned into an asterisk.

But this show is different, each member is very loving, even harmonious, cherishing each other, helping each other, without any contradictions, harmonious and beautiful like a paradise.

Because this show has Chef Arnold.

Chef Arnold is responsible for all the scolding and tearing, only he tears others, and others dare not tear him. The contestants left the dormitory and returned to the dormitory happily, as if the dormitory was their warmest harbor. The worst thing is that they don't dare to speak ill of Chef Arnold, because at that time, Chef Arnold was already one of the most awesome chefs in the United States.

The contestants spoke very tactfully, all saying that Chef Arnold was short-tempered, although he spoke really hard to hear, but they knew that Chef Arnold actually hated iron and steel for their good.

Chef Arnold was very direct, he thought the contestants were all pieces of shit.

It's all garbage.

After spending almost an hour fast-forwarding to watch this episode, Jiang Feng found that Chef Arnold liked to say shit very much.

A simple word was just a word he uttered.

Coupled with the straightforward translation of the translation team back then, Chef Arnold's scolding words became quite comic.

It's like your dish is made like shit, do you want to serve this plate of shit to the guests?

What kind of shit do you have in your head? You're a piece of shit.

Throwing away the shit-like sauce you just made, it doesn't deserve to be on my counter, it's just dirty on my eyes.

Oh my God, what shit is here.

......

After watching this variety show, Jiang Feng didn't remember anything, and his mind was full of shit.

Seeing the later stage, Jiang Feng even had a picture of shit in his mind when he saw those students making those dishes that still made people can't help but support their foreheads under the high-pressure scolding of Chef Arnold.

Anyway, I don't know if it's the reason for the editing of the show, but it's really shit.

After reading it, Jiang Feng didn't have any special feelings, he just wanted to watch the next issue.

This damn variety show is really addictive.

Chef Arnold's scolding is really exciting, except for the photographer and even the director of the whole variety show, he scolded the students and the competition system, and even scolded the ingredient supplier. The most important thing is that he scolds people on the point, and he is not unreasonable at all. If the dishes are not good, he will scold the cooks, if the ingredients are not good, he will scold the food suppliers, and if there is a problem with the competition system, he will scold the director.

There is no one sentence in the whole show, it is even more powerful than the old man's scolding, Jiang Feng feels that this season of variety show Chef Arnold can produce a collection of scolding.

Unfortunately, Arnold was born in the wrong place, if his mother tongue is Chinese, the swearing vocabulary will not be as monotonous as those words that only start with shit and f, it will be more exciting, more elegant, and more artistic.

Jiang Feng began to understand why Chef Arnold was so popular.

for he is an upright and wicked man.

Chef Arnold expressed his disgust, discrimination, and contempt for other people very clearly and directly, and the reasons for his disgust, discrimination, and contempt are very simple, because he really despises them.

He's also really awesome.

The most important thing is that it's really fun to watch him scold, anyway, he scolds others and not himself.

Then Jiang Feng realized that if his chicken bean curd was not done as well as he could have done tomorrow, or if it did not meet the effect and standards that Chef Arnold wanted, then the academy he saw in the variety show today would be himself tomorrow.

Just thinking about Jiang Feng couldn't help but shudder.

When Chef Arnold scolds, he is full of momentum, speaks quickly, and is a strong man himself, often scolding the other party without reacting, and even hearing it clearly, physically and psychologically he has begun to feel weak and afraid.

Then when Chef Arnold finished scolding, he could carefully review and react to what Chef Arnold had just scolded himself.

Jiang Feng seemed to know why Zhang Guanghang was shut up by Chef Arnold back then.

"Feng Feng, do we want to watch another issue?" Wu Minqi just watched the variety show with relish, and now she doesn't want to take a bath at all, she just wants to come together again.

"Kiki. Jiang Feng grabbed Wu Minqi's arm with a nervous expression, his body was straight, and the whole person looked like he was a little nervous because of something.

"Huh?"

"What do you think, how about the clear soup I hung this morning?" Jiang Feng already had in his mind the picture of Chef Arnold firing on his own power tomorrow.

"Pretty ...... It's good, I don't see anything wrong. Did you use the consommé today? I remember that you used the consommé you hung yesterday for the chicken bean curd at noon, and the consommé you hung today should be reserved for tomorrow. Wu Minqi didn't understand that variety shows were watched well, why did Jiang Feng think of his clear soup.

Jiang Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked, "Then how do you think my chicken bean curd has been doing during this time? Is it stable? Is the guest feedback okay? There shouldn't be any bad reviews, right?"

Wu Minqi: ?

"Of course there are no bad reviews, Feng Feng, your chicken bean curd is now the most difficult dish to order in our store. Ah Yue was still telling me at lunch today that she could receive countless calls from customers every day, all of whom wanted to add their chicken bean curd through her back door, or squeeze it forward. Wu Minqi looked at Jiang Feng with some confusion.

"That's good, that's good. Jiang Feng was a little relieved, looked at the time on the tablet and found that it was twelve o'clock, so he hurriedly got up, packed his clothes and took a shower.

Wu Minqi saw that Jiang Feng went to take a bath first, so she happily clicked on the next issue and continued to watch the variety show with relish.