The corners of Luo Jiu's mouth twitched slightly, and he said speechlessly: "Hey, you are really the most narcissistic female star I know, and the girls I know are not uglier than you, right?"

"You lie, my mother said that people are divided into groups, you look so ugly, how can the girls you know be good-looking? And how many female stars do you know, and you can describe them as the most?"

“......”

Syllable!

Luo Jiu stretched out his hand and knocked her on the head, she slammed her in pain, stomped her feet and scolded: "Bastard, you are not allowed to hit me!"

Feng Ru didn't know Luo Jiu's thoughts at all, she saw that Luo Jiu didn't speak, so she couldn't help but ask: "Hey, Luo Jiu, have you thought of a way to help me disguise?" I think you're right, if I go out like this, don't say I'm going to experience life, I'm afraid that I will be recognized by fans not long after I leave." ”

Miss Feng is still very confident in her influence, you must know that she is now the hottest female star, and the number of otaku fans and female fans has reached a terrifying level, if she is recognized, it will be troublesome at that time.

Luo Jiununu mouthed, and said with a little hesitation: "I have a way, but you have to promise me first, no matter what I want to do to you next, you must promise not to be angry." ”

Feng Ru looked at him vigilantly, involuntarily took a step back, and asked, "You, what do you mean, what are you going to do to me?"

Luo Jiu's face was black, he pressed her shoulder, and said speechlessly: "Hey, don't you look at me with that kind of look, okay? Make it as if I'm going to do something bad to you, don't worry, it's definitely not a bad thing, you promise me first, you promise not to get angry, and I'll help you again." ”

Feng Ru glanced at Luo Jiu several times uneasily, only to see that the latter's eyes were quite clear, and his expression was also very sincere, he shouldn't want to do bad things to himself, and he didn't dare to mess around with this blue sky, then he would believe him once.

"Okay, as long as you don't go too far, I won't be angry. ”

"That's fine, it won't be too much, I'm here to help you, you stand still and don't move. ”

Luo Jiu said vaguely, and then quickly took out a small yellow transparent bottle from his pocket, which contained yellow liquid, Luo Jiu just glanced at it and suddenly felt sick to his stomach, how is this so similar to the color of urine?

Feng Ru was even more stunned, and said in surprise: "What are you holding, the drink?"

"It's called a potion of transfiguration. Luo Jiu frowned and said, then opened the cap of the bottle and took a sip directly, to his surprise, he didn't feel very bad, but it tasted good.

Feng Ru was even more puzzled, didn't this thing want to help him disguise? Why did he drink again now? What the hell was he doing?

However, then she understood, only to see Luo Jiu put the rest of the potion into her pocket, then spread out her hands, and directly opened her mouth to spray it on her hand.

Poof!

Then, when Feng Ru didn't react with a confused expression, Luo Jiu came directly to her and wiped the saliva from his hand directly on her face, you heard it right, it was wiped on her face!

The yellow urine-like liquid, the liquid that he took in his mouth and then squirted out, was now completely wiped on his little face!

It's been twenty-two years, and for the first time, Feng Ru wanted to use a knife to stab this bastard in front of him!

"Ah, you bastard, you bastard!"

Feng Ru finally reacted from the blindness, screamed and pushed Luo Jiu away, and then rushed over to duel Luo Jiu like a crazy woman, Luo Jiu quickly took out his mobile phone and pointed it to her face.

"Don't get excited, look at yourself!" Luo Jiu hurriedly shouted, damn, I knew that she would react like this, and if she said that she would not be angry, women are all big liars!

"You still have the face to make me look at myself, I ...... Huh!"

Feng Ru was even more angry, you wiped your saliva on my face, not to mention, and now you are still mocking me and letting me see what I look like? But when she looked at her phone, she saw that what she saw through the mirror reflection was a different face.

Joan's nose is upturned, her mouth is ruddy and small, like a cherry, people can't help but want to hold it and ravage it after seeing it, the hairstyle is her own hairstyle, but this face is no longer herself.

"Ah, what's going on? How did I end up like this?"

Feng Ru hurriedly pinched his face with his hand, he wasn't dreaming, why did he change his face in an instant?

Luo Jiu looked at her face and was also full of emotion, because he actually pinched Feng Ru into Li Muzi, the only girl face he thought of in his mind just now was Li Muzi, does this mean that he has been thinking about Li Muzi all the time in his heart?

didn't have time to think about it so much, Luo Jiu said a little proudly: "This is the disguise I promised you, in fact, it is a superb makeup technique, a bit like a human skin mask, now you look at your own face, you are not afraid of being recognized by your fans when you go out, right?"

"Makeup, character mask, who are you, how can you even do this kind of evil magic?" Feng Ru didn't answer Luo Jiu's question directly, but was curious about his true identity.

If you are skilled, what kind of human skin mask will you make, is this guy a murderer?

Luo Jiu immediately saw through her true thoughts in her heart, and said speechlessly: "I know what you are thinking, but don't worry, I'm not a bad person, do you think, if I am a bad person, I dare to run here to buy a house, do I dare to wander around outside?"

Feng Ru retorted very wittily: "That's not necessarily, who knows if you're wearing a human skin mask?"

Luo Jiuyi choked, he didn't expect that he was caught by his own words, it was really embarrassing......

Thinking of this, he stretched his face over and said cheekily: "You want to know if I am wearing a human skin mask, so wouldn't it be good if you kiss ** yourself? It's okay, I don't mind, I'll touch you after you touch me, and we'll touch each other." ”

“...... Get out!"

Feng Ru kicked Luo Jiu's leg, his little face was ashamed and angry, he thought of something, and said, "So the potion you just drank is used for makeup, and when you wipe it on my face, you are also putting makeup on me?"

Luo Jiu said in a serious tone: "Yes, otherwise, what do you think I'm doing? I'm not here to help you experience life better? You still don't know how to kill me, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin." ”

"Phew, then can't you change the way? It's you who make a mistake!" Feng Ru was a little embarrassed, it seemed that she had misunderstood what he meant, but when she thought of him using his own saliva and the yellow potion to wipe her face, she couldn't accept it.

Seeing that Luo Jiu had nothing to say, Feng Ru suddenly looked like a little hen who had won a cockfight, triumphant, with a lot of expressions on his face, and said: "Hmph, there is nothing to say, right? But for the sake of you helping me, then I will forgive you this time, let's go, take me to experience life, I only have three hours, and I have wasted a lot now."

"There's nothing wrong with that, so hurry up. ”