Chapter 23: Betting
Hu Jing stepped forward quickly, twisted Zhang Yuan's ear, and said, "Little thing, where are you going?"
Zhang Yuandao: "Don't you go anywhere! Also, didn't Mr. Ye help me ask for leave?"
Hu Jing said: "Don't think that if you have Mr. Ye to support you, you can do whatever you want, and give me an honest return to the classroom!"
Poor Zhang Yuan can single out lions and tigers, or he can slash heroes like Qian Jiahao.
But in front of his homeroom teacher, there is no way.
"Fox, fox, one day, I will make you like Lin Meier, kneel and call me Dad!"
Zhang Yuan glanced at Hu Jing's long legs and secretly swore in his heart.
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Under Hu Jing's supervision, Zhang Yuan came to the classroom quite reluctantly.
Lu Yuting, who was at the same table, quietly touched him and said, "Outside, where have you been these days?"
"Didn't go anywhere!" Zhang Yuan glanced at her and said with a smile, "The swelling has gone down?"
"Huh, what's the swelling?"
Lu Yuting didn't understand it at first.
When she saw Zhang Yuan's eyes sweeping in front of her, she reacted, and then her face turned red and she snorted, "You...... It's annoying!"
"It's so pure!"
Zhang Yuan pondered, in the end, he was a middle school student, and a woman like Lin Meier, it was incomparable!
In the past, although Zhang Yuan also liked to tease Lu Yuting, he stopped at the point.
And now, after Lin Meier's baptism, Zhang Yuan has changed from a boy to a man!
So, he grabbed Lu Yuting's immature little hand and said, "Outside, little fairy, is it okay to deal with me?"
"Not good!"
Lu Yuting was so ashamed that her ears were red, her heart was like a deer, and she was so frightened that she quickly withdrew her hand.
Zhang Yuan said: "It's fun to deal with objects, I can teach you some knowledge that can't be learned in books!"
"Do the cow a favor!"
Lu Yuting scolded in her heart, and said angrily: "If you want to deal with the object, go to Zeng Rou!"
"Zeng Rou?" Zhang Yuan was stunned for a moment and said, "That school girl in the experimental class?"
Lu Yuting said: "Who else but her!"
Zhang Yuandao: "I don't get along with her, I want to get along with you!"
Lu Yuting said: "But I want to study hard, I don't want to deal with the object! Zeng Rou said, next week, if there is a boy ranking above her, she will ......"
Zhang Yuandao: "She'll give it?"
"Phew, you're so dirty!" Lu Yuting said, "It's just a date!"
Zhang Yuan said: "That's not interesting!"
Lu Yuting said with a smile: "If you can't eat grapes, you can't say that grapes are sour, you can't pass the test, right?"
Zhang Yuan also generously admitted it, and said: "She is the top student in the experimental class, and she is the first in the school every time she takes the exam, how can I surpass her!"
Lu Yuting said: "So, if you want to deal with the object, you must study hard first!"
"Learn from your sister!"
Zhang Yuan yawned and fell asleep on the table.
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During the evening self-study, Zhang Yuan was called to the office by Hu Jing again.
Zhang Yuan's head was big for a while, and he entered the office, and said with a bitter face: "Teacher Hu, can you not target me?"
"Less nonsense!" Hu Jing pointed to the test paper on the table and said, "Do the question!"
Zhang Yuan was unmoved, thinking that labor and management will not do it today, can you eat me?
Hu Jing frowned secretly and said, "In this way, next week, if you can be admitted to the top 1,000 in the school, I won't care about you in the future, why do you like to go!"
"Damn!"
Zhang Yuan pondered, there are a total of 2,000 people in the third high school, let me be admitted to the top 1,000, isn't this a fool's dream!
Zhang Yuan was about to refuse, but after thinking about it, no, there is still hope!
What if with the help of some intelligent animals?
Thinking of this, Zhang Yuan was overjoyed and said, "Okay, a thousand is a thousand!"
"Oh?"
Hu Jing was a little surprised, she didn't expect Zhang Yuan to really dare to agree!
She couldn't know more about Zhang Yuan's achievements!
Not to mention a thousand, he can be admitted to 1,900, all of them are burning high incense!
Hu Jing said: "I can't see it, I'm quite confident! But I'm talking ugly in the front, don't cheat; and if you don't get into a thousand, don't chirp with me in the future!"
"Deal!" After speaking, Zhang Yuan turned around and left.
Hu Jingqi said: "Stop! Where are you going?"
Zhang Yuandao: "It's useless to do test papers, time is precious, I need to study by myself now!"
Hu Jing was stunned for a moment, and then sneered: "You are still learning by yourself! Okay, then you can go, we will see you next Monday!"
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Back in the classroom, Zhang Yuan breathed a long sigh of relief.
Get out your phone and start searching for the smartest animal in the world.
In academia, it is recognized that the most intelligent animals are chimpanzees, whose genes are 98% identical to those of humans.
Like humans, chimpanzees can make and use their own tools, and like humans, have feelings and thoughts.
However, no matter how intelligent chimpanzees are, they are no better than humans.
So, for Zhang Yuan, chimpanzees have no use value!
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In fact, smart is a very vague adjective that can include many aspects, such as logical thinking ability, such as memory, and so on.
After a lot of research and research, Zhang Yuan found that sea turtles are animals with better memory, because when they die, they can clearly remember where they were born.
And the animal with the highest brain index is the killer whale.
The brains of killer whales weigh 3-6 times more than humans!
Some people may think, since the killer whale brain index is so high, why is it not as powerful as humans?
This, in fact, is very easy to explain.
The human brain is equivalent to a well-configured computer host, equipped with a set of smooth operating systems.
And the brains of killer whales are wasted.
They are the most top-of-the-line hardware configurations, but the system is very naïve, with only simple programming such as catching fish.
So, it's not that killer whales aren't smart enough, it's that their brains, completely wasted, simply didn't develop the abilities they should!
Of course, all this is on paper, Zhang Yuan's personal speculation.
Whether it can be done or not depends only on practice.
"Turtles and killer whales ......"
Zhang Yuan thought to himself, it seems that it is necessary to go to the beach.
Gangnam is a seaside city, and it is easy to go to the seaside.
So, there is no hurry, you can wait until the weekend to go.
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After self-study next night, Ye Tianjiao came to pick up Zhang Yuan on time.
After getting into the car, Ye Tianjiao suddenly said: "By the way, Xiaoyuan, I often come to you, it won't affect your studies, right?"
"No!" Zhang Yuan said, "I have a plan for studying, and I should combine work and rest!"
Ye Tianjiao looked approvingly and said: "I didn't expect you to see so thoroughly at such a young age! Indeed, there are too many nerds who can only read now, and there is no use for them when they enter society!
While talking, I came to Jiangnan Yipin Community.
Seeing Uncle Superman, Xiaomei was naturally very happy.
And Ye Tianjiao put on an apron and cooked by herself.
After nearly an hour of busy work, the table was full of all kinds of delicacies, as well as two bottles of valuable red wine.
Ye Tianjiao picked up the wine glass, stood up, and said with a serious face: "Xiaoyuan, I salute you for this glass of wine, thank you for everything you have done for me and Xiaomei!"
"Sister, sit down!"
Zhang Yuan hurriedly grabbed Ye Tianjiao.
But this glass of wine, Ye Tianjiao has to be saluted no matter what.
Ye Tianjiao wanted to do it.
Zhang Yuan wanted to pull.
As soon as the two pulled like this, the red wine spilled out, impartially, and happened to flow in along Ye Tianjiao's neckline......