Chapter 17: Daily life in the mushroom house

When all the materials were ready, Huang Lei realized that she didn't know how to build a stove at all.

Sensing his gaze, Huang Shujun hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't look at me, you don't have skills that anyone who can cook, and naturally I won't either." ”

He Yi said with some tears and laughter: "Teacher Huang, after a long time, you can't build a stove." ”

Huang Lei was a little embarrassed and said: "As soon as people reach middle age, they are easy to forget. ”

He Yu is speechless, this kind of thing can be forgotten...... , Suddenly, an idea moved in his mind and said, "Find the program team." ”

Huang Lei suddenly realized in an instant, and almost forgot that she was recording the show and the director team.

"Hahaha, look at Mr. Huang's expression, it's so joyful, I forgot about the director team, it is estimated that the director has cried and fainted in the toilet. ”

"When people reach middle age, they tend to be forgetful. It's heart-piercing, Mr. Huang~"

"The mutual affection between the director team and Mr. Huang will always be the source of my happiness. ”

"Upstairs, the content is too real, and it has been reported. ”

After everyone discussed for a while, Mr. He stood up and negotiated with the director team on behalf of the mushroom house.

Mr. He is a well-known first-line host in China, with a strong aura, and he should be on the scene.

The program team looked at Teacher He, who was about to perform, expressionlessly.

Before he could speak, Wang Yuzheng said, "You want us to help build the stove, which can be worth at least a thousand corns." ”

He Yu was stunned for a moment, originally according to his plan, he wanted to first talk to the director team to get in touch with the relationship, and then talk about the matter of the earthen stove.

Who knew that the director made it clear all of a sudden.

"A thousand corns, why don't you go and grab them. Huang Lei was so angry that she took off her shoes and held them in her hand, and she was about to smash them.

He pointed to the director and said, "Give you a chance, again, a thousand is too much." ”

But the director was not cowardly at all, he stood there with his neck stalked, the last time he went to Mr. Huang, they were pitted, and the program team lost face, and this time he said that he would save it.

"666, the director is going to be tough with Mr. Huang to the end. ”

"Hahaha, the director hold on, don't be cowardly, I'll send you Ili. ”

"Come on, Mr. Huang, put your shoes in the pot and smash him. ”

Huang Lei still didn't give up and asked, "Really can't we discuss anymore?"

The director shook his head firmly, Huang Lei sighed, put on his shoes, of course he couldn't really smash it, everything was just for the effect of the show.

Then facing everyone, he spread his hands and said, "I did my best." ”

He Yi whispered on the side: "Fat Di depends on you." ”

Fat Di blinked his big black eyes, nodded, moved lightly, walked to the director team, and said: "Director, a thousand corns are really too much, the weather is so hot, you are willing to let everyone stand in the sun and pick corn." ”

The eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room widened, Nima, Fat Di was actually coquettish, and that little expression couldn't help but make people feel distressed.

But seeing that the director was unmoved, Fat Di pouted his lips and said angrily: "Hmph, dead straight man, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend." ”

The director's face was black, his expression was cloudy, and Fat Di also realized that this sentence was too much, and stuck out his tongue apologetically, this scene almost toppled all the audience.

Fat Di walked to Su Luo's side and said aggrievedly: "Su Su, they bullied me." ”

Su Luo smiled and rubbed her head, walked out, pointed to a tent not far away, and said, "Director Wang, that's your tent." ”

Director Wang's whole body stiffened, as if he was facing a great enemy, and nodded: "That's right, it's mine." ”

Su Luo seemed to be regretting, and seemed to be talking to himself, and said: "Xiangnan, it's just that the humidity is heavy, especially in this big mountain, snakes, centipedes, and scorpions are very numerous, I heard that the size of the rats is very large, in case you accidentally break into Wang Dao's tent in the middle of the night, alas~"

Su Luo pretended to sigh, but he didn't notice that Wang Yuzheng's face was green, Nima, this is a threat from Chiguoguo.

"666, or Su Shen's shot, extraordinary. ”

"The director holds on, don't be cowardly, what snakes, rats, insects and ants are men of my generation afraid of. ”

"Su Gou is different, threatening the director, and there is no one left. ”

"Look at Director Wang's expression, it's really a highlight. ”

"How is it, has the director thought about it?" Su Luo smiled, revealing a mouthful of snow-white and neat teeth.

Wang Yuzheng gritted his teeth and pretended to be unwilling, in fact, he also knew that an earthen stove and a thousand corns were too much.

Now, at noon, if the real guest is signed, if there is a problem, it must be his responsibility.

It's just that I want to deliberately make things difficult for them and vent my evil anger, and now I just want to borrow the slope to get off the donkey.

Wang Yuzheng's expression was cloudy, and Su Luo stood aside with a smile, looking not in a hurry.

"Five hundred corns, no less. Wang Yuzheng said, the whole person was like a deflated ball.

This disappointed some viewers in the live broadcast room who were expecting the director to hold on.

Su Luo looked at everyone, showed a mouthful of big white teeth, and said, "It's okay, five hundred corns." ”

Huang Lei patted him on the shoulder, stepped forward and said, "Five hundred corns are owed first, let people build the stove, and we will go to pick corn after dinner." ”

The director nodded, waved his hand, and a thin man in black was busy in the courtyard.

Huang Lei glanced at it casually and said, "Although the old pot stove is broken, it is still barely usable. ”

The old earthen stove was only washed away by the rain, and most of the soil on the surface was lost, revealing the hollow bricks inside, burning it on fire, and leaking air everywhere.

However, the new earthen stove was not built, so it could only be barely used.

Su Luo lit the fire on the side, and suddenly shouted: "Peng Peng, chop some firewood." ”

"Good. Peng Yusing agreed, and finally it was time for him to show off his skills again, as usual, he first showed off his biceps, and then he got up and fell with an axe, and simply split one neatly.

Everyone suddenly became interested, and Huang Shujun took the axe and said, "I'll try it." ”

He was full of confidence, but then he didn't pay attention to it, and the rest of the people laughed, and Huang Shujun's old face was a little unbearable.

I chopped four or five times, but I was tired enough, but I barely managed to chop a piece of firewood.

Huang Lei teased: "Okay, my big musician, you are not that material, you better protect your hands and create music." ”

Huang Shujun stood up with his waist covered, Peng Peng hurriedly took the axe, and what made him helpless was that several women seemed to be interested and wanted to try.

Peng Yusing had no choice but to give them the axe, but it seemed that he muttered about the danger factor of a woman holding an axe.

almost chopped his leg with an axe, Fat Di stuck out his tongue and said apologetically: "Peng Peng, I'm really sorry, are you okay?" ”

Peng Yusing broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead, and waved his hand and said, "I'm fine." "I silently tried to get the axe back.

was snatched away by the pen that was already eyeing him on the side.

Peng Peng squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, and said, "That, Sister Bibi, this axe is too dangerous, it's not fun at all." ”

Zhou Bibi turned a deaf ear, his expression was calm, and his hand rose and fell.

"Click"

A piece of firewood responds, divided into two halves, and is clean. Peng Yusing's eyes almost popped out, and he was stunned for a while, and the pen had already chopped three or five firewood in a row.

Peng Peng sighed with emotion: "She is worthy of the title of a strange girl." ”

Yiqian was curious: "What kind of strange girl?"

Zhang Zifeng behind him rolled his eyes and shouted, "Teacher Huang, my brother has nicknamed someone else." ”

Peng Peng almost knelt down, and hurriedly said: "No, I just saw a hot search on the blog yesterday, and Sister Bibi has become a strange girl." ”

Seeing that Huang Lei didn't notice this, Peng Yusing couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but when he saw Zhang Zifeng grimacing on the side, he suddenly became angry again.

walked over and wanted to pull his sister's face, but he never thought that Zhang Zifeng would not dodge or dodge.

Suddenly burst into tears: "My brother bullied me. ”

At this time, Peng Yusing's hand happened to reach over, giving people the appearance that he was going to hit someone.

Huang Lei, who was cooking, looked at her all of a sudden, and said angrily: "Peng Peng, I see that you have itchy skin, bullying your sister every day, see that I don't break your legs." ”

"Teacher Huang, I don't. Peng Peng shouted aggrievedly as he fled in the courtyard in embarrassment.

The four dogs of pots and pans also ran wildly, and Xiao H and his wife were lazily lying there basking in the sun.

The lanterns were still standing on the railing thinking about the ducks, and the heavenly tyrants were leisurely eating the grass.

Huang Shujun on the side looked at this scene and sighed: "I really don't want to leave, this is the life I yearn for." ”

There were four girls standing next to her, and they couldn't help nodding when they heard the words.

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