Chapter 1108: Continue to pretend
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Laughter.
The sales lady finally came to her senses.
In line with professional quality, he barely squeezed out a smile, "Sir, please stop joking, this joke is not funny at all." ”
Summer said seriously, "I'm not kidding, I want this car." ”
After that, he took out his wallet, opened it, and took out six red and colorful cash from it, "Six hundred yuan, full amount, go through the formalities for me." ”
The sales lady was stunned.
Immediately afterward, his face was gloomy, his eyes were disdainful, and his voice was cold, "Sir, if you are making trouble, I will call the security guard." ”
"Hahaha. ”
The laughter all around was endless.
Of course, Zhang Qiang and Fang Fei would not let go of this opportunity to humiliate Xia and Liu Qingqing.
"Haha, if you can buy this car for six hundred dollars, hehehe. ”
Zhang Qiang sneered and pointed ahead, "I'll climb out of here, haha." ”
Hear the words.
Summer's eyes lit up, and he immediately looked around and said loudly, "Everyone heard it, this is what he said, if I buy the car for 600 yuan, everyone will testify to me." ”
The people around them burst into laughter again.
Naturally, it will not be taken seriously.
I don't think I can buy a car in the summer.
"I don't need others to testify, I Zhang Qiang does what he says, if you buy the car for 600 yuan, I will not only climb out of here, but I will also slap myself ten times, haha. ”
The words fell, and he sneered again and again.
At this time, the sales lady's face was immediately covered with frost, and she looked at Xia Xia with dissatisfaction, "Sir, please get out of here, otherwise I really have to call the security guard...... Ugh!"
Before he finished speaking, a middle-aged man in a suit hurriedly squeezed into the crowd.
Seeing him, the sales lady hurriedly said, "Manager, this person is ......."
The middle-aged man waved his hand and stopped her.
Walked quickly to the front of Summer, with a humble smile on his face, "Sir, do you want to buy this Mercedes Benz 600?"
"yes. Summer's face was harmless, and he raised the cash in his hand, "I'll pay the full amount." ”
The corners of the middle-aged man's mouth twitched, but the expression on his face was not the slightest dissatisfied, "Okay sir, thank you for your patronage, you can pick up the car at any time." ”
As he spoke, he respectfully took the six hundred yuan.
At the same time, he turned his eyes and swept to the sales lady coldly, "What are you still doing in a daze, go and help this gentleman go through the formalities." ”
"Uh......"
The sales lady froze.
It's not just her.
The sneer on Zhang Qiang's face disappeared, and the sarcasm on Fang Fei's face disappeared...... All the people around looked at the middle-aged manager, and then looked at the summer.
The gaze kept shifting, filled with a very strong incredulity.
the groove!
This...... What's the situation?
Is there something wrong with my eyes and ears?
Or rather, today's Mercedes 600 is really in ...... Discounted sales?
Everyone's expressions, one more wonderful than the other.
Of course, it's not a smart person.
Some people can easily guess that the identity of the summer is not simple.
Otherwise, there would not have been such an almost joking scene.
"Didn't you hear me, go through the procedures for buying a car immediately. ”
The middle-aged manager coldly reprimanded the sales lady.
"Ahh......h
The sales lady responded when she was busy and was about to leave, but was stopped by the summer.
"Don't worry, don't reprimand her, she didn't do anything wrong. ”
Hear the words.
The middle-aged man smiled awkwardly, while the sales lady looked at her with gratitude on her face.
And after Xia finished speaking, he finally set his eyes on Zhang Qiang and Fang Fei.
His gaze changed, and he fell on Zhang Qiang, "Who is that, now that I bought the car for six hundred yuan, should you slap yourself and climb out from here." ”
The words fell, with a look of anticipation and happiness.
Swish.
One by one, people's expressions showed a smile of schadenfreude.
Zhang Qiang's face was hard to see.
At this moment, his expression was like someone stuffed with a handful of green-headed flies, disgusting, don't want it.
Fang Fei was not much better, his mouth was open, his eyes were glaring, he couldn't believe that this guy really spent six hundred yuan to buy a Mercedes-Benz 600.
"You're cheating!"
Zhang Qiang suddenly snorted coldly, "You don't know the people here at all, you join forces to set me up! Boy, you have a kind, wait for me." ”
After saying that, turn around and leave.
"Stop. ”
Summer's voice came, and a sneer was already outlined on his face, "Slap yourself ten times and crawl out." ”
"You ......"
Zhang Qiang's face turned pale, and he shouted, "Boy, don't go too far. ”
"Don't smoke? ”
Summer is coming in stride.
"What are you doing!"
Fang Fei immediately stopped him, his voice was sharp, "Let me tell you, if you dare to move a finger of my husband, I can't get around you, Liu Qingqing, you are blind, take care of your idiot boyfriend, do you want to die!"
Summer's eyes became gloomy.
pushed her away, scolding in his mouth, "I brushed my yellow teeth, it's been so long, and my mouth is still so stinky." I want to fart and shit and get out of the way. ”
No one saw it.
At this moment, the moment Xia was pushing Fang Fei away, her fingers inadvertently skimmed the knuckle of her little finger.
Of course, Fang Fei didn't notice it, he was violently scolded on the spot, and he was immediately ashamed and angry, "You, you two dogs and men ...... you"
Before she finished speaking, her face changed suddenly.
Almost at the same time, there was a gurgling sound in the abdomen.
Immediately after, an irrepressible fart erupted.
"Dut...... Doodle...... Puff ......"
The sound was loud.
Very loud.
It was like an old woman moaning.
Moment.
Definitely in an instant.
There was a sudden silence all around.
They were all stunned.
The next second.
Wow.
Everyone around them covered their noses while birds and beasts scattered.
And yet—
An even more incredible scene appeared.
Seeing that Fang Fei's fart hadn't finished yet, her body trembled violently.
At this moment, she seemed to feel something excreted along with it.
I can't stop it.
A cool sensation came.
But Fang Fei didn't feel cool, and subconsciously covered his buttocks with his hands.
She couldn't see it, but everyone around her could see clearly that behind her white cropped pants, a large piece was already wet.
Huang Huhu's ......
At the same time, a foul smell swept through.
"Ah......h
Scream!
A scream that pierced the ear drum.
Fang Fei's fairly beautiful face was full of panic and disbelief, and turned purple in an instant...... That's a shame.
In the scream, he ran out regardless of it.
It all happened very quickly, in just three or four seconds.
And this sudden change made everyone around stunned.
They couldn't have imagined that Fang Fei would be full of ugliness in such a situation.
But soon, people set their eyes on summer, and one by one it looked strange.
"I've brushed my yellow teeth, it's been so long, and my mouth still stinks. I want to fart and shit and get out of the way. ”
It's just a sentence, but it's too much of a coincidence.
Can't figure it out.
At this time, Zhang Qiang finally reacted, and glared at Xia viciously, "Boy, you wait, I can't spare you." ”
After that, we have to catch up.
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