Chapter 195: "I'm A Singer" (9)
According to the information available on the Internet, Han Jue has only brushed the hair of two girls in front of the camera:
The earliest time was in Koike's [Awkward Flirtation] video, relying on the hair of a flirtatious milk tea girl to become famous, and established a status in the embarrassing world in one fell swoop, and also made a strong stand among the candidates in "Let's Be in Love".
The other time was in "Let's Be in Love" to help Zhang Yiman stroke his hair. This flirted with the [Best Couple Award] of Zhejiang Provincial TV at the end of last year.
The two flirting girls are impressive, so the rivers and lakes call this hair-brushing action Han Jue's [masterpiece], "famous", and "killer".
It is rumored that the girl who fell for Han Jue's trick will have a red face, a red ear, a deer colliding with each other, and instantly reduce her intelligence. Because the information that can be examined at present is only about the girl, not about the man, and I don't know what will happen if the man is provoked.
And now, the sunlight, the angle, the humidity, the temperature, the hero and heroine, everything is just right, and the cameraman already has a complete picture in his head. Today he is going to challenge the mountain of "Let's Be in Love"!
However, in the cameraman's expectation, Han Jue just raised his hand, pointed to Catherine's hat, and reminded casually:
"Your hair is messed up. ”
Catherine came back to her senses, and the soft wind suddenly became fierce again, and the hula blew her hair ruffled. For some reason, she was in a bad mood all of a sudden, and replied sullenly: "Oh. ”
Catherine has short black hair, bright light brown eyes, and a wheat-colored skin that is quite popular with Americans.
The moment he saw Catherine's hair messed up just now, Han Jue did have the idea that he would be uncomfortable if he didn't tidy up. But somehow, just when he wanted to raise his hand, a flash of red flashed in front of his eyes, and his hand that had not yet been raised seemed to be burned. In the end, Han Jue just pointed to the other party's hair, and took it as a reminder.
Han Jue bypassed the car and planned to get into the car from the other side. Out of everyone's sight, Han Jue clapped his hands violently.
[What's going on with you?]
It was now early afternoon, everything was getting lazy, and Han Jue wanted to sleep when he got into the car, but how could Catherine let Han Jue fall asleep like this.
Catherine immediately entered the state of host, and first asked about Han Jue's recent situation.
Han Jue replied without a match.
Catherine didn't care either, because she wished that Han Jue had been sleepy and sluggish, and that she wouldn't cheer up and "hurt" her with words.
Han Jue is really harmless to humans and animals.
Then, chatting and chatting, it came to the most critical moment.
"Now I am holding the latest [Moto] mobile phone in my hand, and the newly upgraded [Moto] mobile phone has achieved dual SIM dual standby function. So that everyone can work and live in private life, and no longer have to worry about ......" When she got to the car, Catherine began to talk about advertising words to the camera in the car.
I don't know what Catherine thinks, she just said it, and even planned to bring Han Jue in to interact with her, just like a teacher teaching children to play games.
Catherine said mysteriously: "Han, guess what other functions this mobile phone has in addition to the dual SIM dual standby function?"
This set is copied like that in "Singer", Han Jue has already experienced this with great winds and waves, okay, so at this moment, he doesn't plan to cooperate with Catherine's sale at all.
Han Jue pretended to frown, and then suddenly showed a sudden realization, which was very good, which made Catherine very happy. I only heard Han Jue say: "If I'm not mistaken, it should be to increase the pixels of the front camera, so that users can clearly see how ugly they are when they turn on the front camera." ”
“......”
"Or is it to add a dermabrasion function to the rear camera?
“......”
"It's hard to ......"
"Stop!" Catherine opened her mouth to stop Han Jue from speaking.
Catherine's face was like frozen, and she crashed for a few seconds before she re-launched and finished the advertising words in front of the camera.
One person finished speaking in one breath.
Han Jue shrugged, didn't care, and leaned comfortably on the car seat.
Catherine looked at Han Jue and gave her a short look. Han Jue rubbed the corners of his eyes and yawned a big yawn to show her.
Judging from Catherine's experience in the circle, which is neither long nor short, Han Jue is definitely the kind of person who has the same face inside and outside the camera.
It's magical.
The artist's profession is to make the audience happy, so "pretending" is a very necessary behavior, and this kind of "pretending" often has flaws and performance traces in the eyes of peers. There are very few artists who are really likable without pretending, and Zhang Yiman is a rare artist who can be likable without pretending.
The so-called "poisonous tongue" and "meanness" shown by some artists on TV are also aimed at their peers, and the audience is still happy to watch it. And such a public image is also staged. If you really want to do this in private, such people will be automatically excluded from the circle.
Even most ordinary people will embellish themselves and show the good side when facing the camera.
But Han Jue is not.
Han Jue seems to really take pleasure in scaring people......
"Han, let's take a look at the singers' playlists, shall we?" Catherine was excited when she received the text message on her phone.
Although she "hated" Han Jue so much before, she still liked Han Jue's songs very much. She listened to the song "Seet Dreams" more than 100 times.
So she is looking forward to Han Jue's song selection. I don't know what kind of magic Han Jue will give to an old song.
"It was released the day before yesterday, such a new song?" Catherine was curious.
According to the song list, she watched Han Jue's selection of songs first. I found that the title of the song was very unfamiliar, and I hadn't heard it, so I searched for it, and looked at the information and found that the song and the singer were very new and niche.
"That's right. In the future, I will also discover potential niche songs and recommend them to everyone. It is a duty of our musicians not to let the pearl be hidden. Han Jue sounded grandiose.
"Good!" Catherine applauded.
"I'm looking forward to the song you're looking forward to. Then let's hear about it~" Catherine couldn't wait.
"Let's look forward to it......"
At the same time, the other singers also searched for Han Jue's songs first, and found that they were unfamiliar, so they searched solemnly, thinking that it was a new divine comedy from Huaxia, and they auditioned as if they were facing a great enemy.
It's hard to hear.
The prelude to the opening is sloppy, and then soon the voice of a man, an eccentric man's voice......
[Oh, the big Dada Sterhai is ~]
[Kuwendi should be buried in black~]
[We want to sell children, oh buckle Lida~]
【......】
It's a song with perfunctory accompaniment, a pronunciation that goes straight to the depths of the soul, a weird tune, and a song that doesn't even sing on the beat!
Catherine almost thought she had ordered the wrong song! Suddenly looked at her phone!
As a result, as soon as she turned her head, she saw Han Jue's calm face, and Catherine couldn't believe it, forcing herself to accept that this kind of song that should be humanely destroyed is Han Jue's cover track?
Han Jue is crazy, is the director also crazy?
[Maybe there is some reversal behind?] Catherine, like Kevin, didn't want to believe that this was Han Jue's song selection when she listened to it. [Since Han Jue chose this song, there must be something outstanding and desirable!]
As it turned out, no.
After listening to a song, there is nothing outstanding about this song, and the guitar in the accompaniment occasionally has a good melody, but it is beaten by the singer's singing.
Catherine swears that this is the first time she's listened to a bad song in its entirety.
She felt so polite and great.
"Uh......," Catherine muttered.
She regretted it!
Catherine has heard countless people on the Internet say that it is immoral to sing songs in public, and now she couldn't agree more.
Now because the mobile phone is outside, she can't evaluate this kind of song with a conscience like a music critic - [It is this kind of incomplete pentatonic sound that gives this song a kind of vitality! This is a cry of anti-industrial spirit......]
"This singing ......" Catherine was resisting, hoping that Han Jue could give an explanation.
Han Jue explained: "You can classify it as ...... lay back。 ”
"It's a little different from the lay back I know. ”
Han Jue swore and said, "I read a lot, I won't lie to you." ”
“......”
At the same time, in the cars of the other singers, the singers and their singer partners were silent for a long time, and they all had complicated faces and didn't know what to say.
Finally, the singers spoke leisurely:
"Our chance has come. ”X6。