Chapter 182: The Storm Stops, and People Return
But Lin Feng didn't care about this, but turned to Wu Yuyan and said:
"Sister Yanyan, hearing you say this, I'm really hungry. Sister-in-law, I have to hurry up and eat!"
Lin Feng is not a person who does not know the importance of the matter, he knows that Zheng Junnan's advantage is not easy to take advantage of, so he hurriedly found an excuse to go out!
"Lin Feng, what about my prospective birth certificate?" Unexpectedly, Zheng Junnan still didn't give up, and grabbed his sleeve as soon as he grabbed it, and was stunned and didn't let him go!
Lin Feng scratched his head and said with a look of embarrassment:
"Sister-in-law, it's not that I don't give you a certificate, it's that the conditions of your family are really not suitable. Even if I give you a certificate, it will be invalid!
When the town finds out, I'll have to go into trouble. Besides, even if you have a prospective birth certificate, you won't be able to get a hukou!"
"That'...... , didn't you kid eat for nothing?" Zheng Junnan squinted his eyes, held up his tower, and complained. !
"What did Lin Feng eat?" Wu Yuyan asked in confusion.
"I didn't eat anything, I'm kidding her!"
Zheng Junnan thought to himself:
The women in the city are so troublesome, how can she be everywhere?
"Since we haven't eaten anything, let's eat together!" Wu Yuyan said angrily.
"If you don't eat, you're full of gas!Lin Feng, I can tell you, no matter what, my prospective certificate must be opened. When you calm down, I'll look for you again when I get back......"
Lin Feng smiled, revealing a neat row of teeth:
"Sister-in-law, if you have anything else, you can come to me. But if you open a prospective student certificate, forget it!"
"Hmph, I don't believe that your kid won't open it for me! The old lady wants to do something, but there is not a single thing that can't be done, so I'll go first!" Zheng Junnan was full of unconvinced, and walked out with his arms flicked.
accidentally, it happened to crash into Tan Wenqian's arms and knocked Tan Wenqian over!
At this time, Zheng Junnan had an opinion about the "goblin" from the city, so he didn't reach out to help her up, but stroked his hair and said stiffly:
"I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention!"
Tan Wenqian got up from the ground, patted the soil on her body, and said with a smile:
"Sister-in-law, your thing is so elastic that it ejects me a few meters away. Blessed is it for anyone to marry you. It feels good to the touch, right?"
"It's okay! It's better than those little steamed buns. ”
Zheng Junnan knew that Tan Wenqian was ridiculing her, so she was not angry, hugged her arms and said:
"Hehe, I don't know what's going on, this thing is natural, men like it. Unlike some people, who are born small and pitiful! Ouch, my waist is so uncomfortable!"
"You ......" Tan Wenqian was speechless.
Zheng Junnan deliberately made an exaggerated action, stared at Tan Wenqian and said:
"Little girl, you don't have a boyfriend yet, do you?
Tan Wenqian's eldest girl's family, of course, couldn't talk about her, her face was flushed with shame in three or two sentences, and she suddenly became anxious:
"Who do you say is the little steamed bun, why don't we compare?"
Zheng Junnan shrugged his shoulders exaggeratedly, and said with a look of indifference:
"Hehe, this still needs to be compared! But anyone with eyes seems to be able to see it, right? By the way, you let Lin Feng judge and see who is bigger. ”
"That's because I haven't developed yet! When I'm well developed, I'm better than you, what are you ......?"
Tan Wenqian glanced at Lin Feng and glared at him fiercely, so frightened that Lin Feng hurriedly turned his head.
He didn't want to get involved in the struggle of women, once the gossip furnace of these women was lit, it would be difficult to extinguish!
"Then wait until you are well developed, come to me again! I can still afford to wait for twenty or thirty years, my mother, I will be young forever!" Zheng Junnan squeaked, turned his head and walked down the aisle.
"Cut, I don't know if that thing is real or fake!" Tan Wenqian watched Zheng Junnan walk to the door, and said unconvinced with his hands on his waist.
"Really!" Lin Feng didn't know what to think, and suddenly said this.
Tan Wenqian was already angry in her heart, this is good, she grabbed Lin Feng's words and held on, and sprayed the flames over:
"Well, how do you know it's true? Have you touched it?"
Lin Feng also deserved to be unlucky, if he didn't speak, this matter would be over.
But which pot can't be opened, and after he realizes that he said the wrong thing, he can't take it back if he wants to.
After thinking about it again and again, he said with an idea:
"Well, I listened to other people. Lao Wang next door said that her things are genuine!"
Tan Wenqian felt aggrieved, her nose was sour, and tears were rolling in her eyes. So he came over and grabbed Lin Feng's ear, tortured him to extract a confession:
"Tell me, you must have touched it! Tell me, what the hell are you doing with closing the door in the house just now?
"Oh, I said it didn't work out! I'm ...... , I just accidentally saw it. As soon as she looked down, I saw that the girl didn't have a cover......"
"It's not that big, it's impossible!"
Wu Yuyan was also a little unconvinced, looked down at her arrogant twin peaks, and patted it gently, seeing Lin Feng's drooling.
Tan Wenqian twisted it vigorously, then let go of her hand and said:
"It must be with a chest rest! Look at her ditch, how deep it is, it looks fake. Stinky boy, you don't understand anything at all, don't irritate me anymore, do you hear?"
"What is the chest rest?" Lin Feng asked suspiciously.
"Sister Yanyan knows, I don't know either!" Tan Wenqian rolled her eyes and said.
"Hehe, Xiao Nizi, I'm real!" Wu Yuyan said with a smile.
"I don't care, as long as it's older than me, it's all fake!" Tan Wenqian said unreasonably.
"Sister Xiaoqian, in fact, yours is not small, why are you angry? People say that that thing is only big after giving birth!" Lin Feng rubbed his ears and said.
"Yo, you stinky boy knows a lot. Don't talk nonsense, you can give me dinner!" Tan Wenqian kicked Lin Feng's ass and kicked directly into the back room.
Wu Yuyan smiled secretly in her heart:
This girl is young and vigorous, and she is really competitive.
As everyone knows, Tan Wenqian is jealous because of Lin Feng!
After Lin Feng finished eating and arranged the accommodation of the leaders, he could sleep......
The next day, Wang Qihang went back to the county with his companions with a look of regret.
Before leaving, he also bragged to Tan Wenqian about how rich his father was. Tan Wenqian rolled her eyes, too lazy to listen to those nonsense.
After the three of them sent a group of people back from the entrance of the village, they turned around and walked back......
Wu Yuyan patted her chest as she walked, and said with a smile:
"Qianqian, you have a really good eye! According to my observation, Wang Qihang is really not a thing. When he left just now, he told me that the women in this village are really ......."