"Su Chen, sooner or later I have to make you look good, you wait for me!"

"Ah Qiu, which little sister misses me again? No way, the charm is so capricious, harmful, I don't want to be like this, I just want to be low-key!"

"Su Chen, who are you, why is that Young Master Han so afraid of you?"

"How do I know? Maybe I'm handsome, and you want to ask me who I am? I'm your sweetheart. ”

"Cut, don't say it, don't say it, still poor, go up quickly, those brothers of yours are still waiting for you, they said to wait for you, in fact, the dishes are about to be eaten, and they will start to gobble up after you leave!"

"What are you talking about? These stinky boys, who really believe in their ghosts, dare to tease me and see how I clean them up when I go back. ”

"Roar, your relationship is really deep. ”

"Well, I think you may have misunderstood something, we're not in that relationship......"

"Eh, you don't have to explain, I can understand it, I understand it, don't be afraid, say it boldly, I won't laugh at you. ”

"Uh...... I think you may really have misunderstood, this misunderstanding is even deeper, no, I have to flee the scene quickly, rotten eyes look at the human base, it's terrible, it's terrible, my sexual orientation is obviously very normal, okay? Just those crooked melons and cracked dates, it's impossible to bend me, and the little prince of country E, who was known as the world's most beautiful man, wants to bend me yet, and I haven't succeeded yet, just rely on them, they are also worthy of the three stinkers can't stand up to him Zhuge Liang!"

Su Chen returned upstairs and found that Ye Xinxia didn't lie to him, those boys had really eaten all the food, and there was nothing left for him!

"Eh, Su Chen, you're back, come, come, come, come and eat, they're all waiting for you." ”

"I'll you, Li Qiang, when you say this, you don't go against your will, can you wipe the flesh on the corner of your mouth before you speak? You touch your own conscience and ask, oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, you have no conscience, your thing has long been taken away by stray dogs on the side of the road, and you threw it on the side of the road with a disgusted face, and spit on it!"

"Damn, Su Chen, we still take care of you, if we don't take care of you, I'm afraid there will be nothing left on this table, disc action, you know, you can't waste food!"

"you, I don't think you can eat it, that's why you left it for me, right?"

"How do you know, no, woc, how did I say that?"

"Damn, I know, I don't know how many of you boys? Good guy, just leave me some scum, right? I didn't leave a good piece of it, and even some of the tooth marks are still on it, what's the matter, this thing is too hard for you to eat? Then why are all the stomachs bulging?"

"This ...... Ah, this ......"

"Why, there's nothing to say, are you? Stinky boys, are you borrowing your mouth? Are you in such a hurry to pay it back? I've only been there for a few minutes? There are no dishes left on the table, how many days have you been hungry?

"Su Chen, I'm sorry, I was wrong, otherwise, I'll give you the few g seed resources I treasured, this is the best thing I can come up with Usually I make a living by selling him, but this time I will give it to you, and it will be regarded as making amends for you. Zhang Tao said......

"Pull it down, you better keep it yourself, it's just that I have a request, the next time you do that kind of thing, can you not throw the finished paper on my bed, it's hard to deal with, it's sticky, you can try how uncomfortable it is, or you can help me clean it up?"

"No, no, I'll pay attention next time......"

"Fourth, I Song Ming don't have anything else, why don't I find you a few girls, what do you think?"

"Pull it down, save it, you are a single dog yourself, and you dare to teach me the great truth of love, you really dare to speak, I really dare not listen. ”

"Damn, Su Chen, you don't love me anymore. ”

"I don't love you, my sexual orientation is normal, okay? If you have that kind of thought, stay away from me as soon as possible, don't say I know you!"

"What are you talking about? Is my Song Ming that kind of person? How can I be gay?"

"Judging by your behavior, I think there may be that possibility, so stay away from me. ”

"Hahahaha, you can't do it, at the critical moment, I have to say that I Li Qiang and Su Chen are the most iron, do you say yes, Su Chen?"

"I haven't said anything about you yet, just right, you sent it to the door, then let's talk about you, Comrade Li Qiang, don't wash your feet all day long, raise stinky socks, and take the whole house with you, that stinky smell, we all walked with tears in our eyes, the biological weapons are too ruthless, who can stand this?"

"Su Chen, you ...... It's too much, although I already knew that you were such a person, but you are still very excessive, I said, it's too much, hey, it's time to take it. ”

"Collect, when can you fix your problem, I'll take it appropriately, otherwise don't talk, I don't want to go back to the dormitory every day like going to the battlefield, this smell makes me breathless, ten tear gas bombs on top of your stinky feet." ”

"Cut, what do you know? Is it good for me to call authentic Hong Kong feet? Stinky is stinky, otherwise what do you think? Wash it or not, it's the same thing, with such a physique, what can you do?"

"No, no, I really can't do anything about it, I can't control you, you're out, you're amazing, harm, you're really good, I'm really praising you?"

"Cut, I'm not going to wash what can you do!"

"Are you willing to wash it or not, I can't control you, no wonder no girl is willing to take care of you, don't wash your face, don't wash your head, don't wash your hands, people don't look good first, and your feet still stink, no wonder, the reason is all here, and someone still takes this kind of thing as an honor, hahahahaha, I'm bah!"

"Su Chen, you're enough, I'll be really angry if you say this again, I really ignore you!"

"Cut, ignore it, ignore it, you threaten me with this? Then you think too much, it's impossible to take this threat to me, are you willing to ignore it, aren't you?

"Ahh ”

"Harm, whatever you want, you can do whatever you like, if you are happy, if you are happy, June 1st, I understand, I understand, today you have a holiday, isn't it?"

"Damn, it's so old, who still celebrates Children's Day, Su Chen, what do you do with me?"

"What else could it be? my son!"

"WOC, Su Chen, I'll fight with you, look at the move!"

"I'll go, you're really here, stop it, or I'll do it to you!"

"You move, do you dare to move?"

"I'm so moved, I want to beat you, okay, stop it, it's really boring, I really regret knowing you guys. ”

"It's useless for you to regret it, there is no regret medicine in this world, hahaha, you just admit it!"

Su Chen covered his head and said, "Harm, really, if God gives me another chance to do it again, I, Su Chen, will definitely not enter your 401 half-step!"

"Hehe, but you have already entered, since you have entered, then you will be born as a person of our 401, and die as a ghost of our 401. ”

"Pull you down, you go away, I want to get off the ship, your thief ship is boring, hurry up, let me get off the ship!"

"There is no door, Song Ming, close the door and let Zhang Tao go!"

"Damn, what's the matter with me? Don't call me when you quarrel, I'm innocent, I'll eat melons next to me, let's chirp, chirp, it's really fragrant, you continue, you continue, don't worry about me, Song Ming, let's sit together and watch the two of them play monkey play." ”

"Okay, I have melon seeds, eat them together?"

“ojbk！”

"Enough of you two, you two are not 401 people, come, come, come, come together, it's over!"

"I'll go, I don't want it, I don't want it, don't take me, let me go!" Zhang Tao was caught by several people like this, and went to the criticism meeting, the scene was chaotic for a while, foul language, and tiger and wolf words came out, which made Ye Xinxia next to him blush.

Later, the criticism meeting of several people finally ended, and several people were drunk, each went back to his own home, and found his own mother.

Of course, Li Qiang and the others went back to the 401 dormitory, and Su Chen wanted to call home, but he was in a daze and was about to press the dial button before he fell down again, Ye Xinxia saw that he hurriedly stepped forward to support him.

Seeing that he drank so much, it was not appropriate to let him go out alone, not to mention that he had helped himself just now, and he was also a little interested in him as a person.

So Ye Xinxia mustered up the courage to carry Su Chen, took a taxi, and went back to his home......

It's better to be in a hurry than to be in a hurry, and the driver's uncle, who has not appeared in a few chapters, reappeared, and this time he recognized Su Chen in Ye Xinxia's arms at once.

"Yo, isn't this a little brother? Yes, the little brother is not shallow, admire, admire, sure enough, this is the world of rich people, I don't understand, you young can really play, it's good to be young. ”

"Uncle, what are you talking about? I don't have that kind of relationship with him, and, listening to your tone, you two know each other very well?"

"How can I know these rich people? But this little brother is really interesting, obviously from that rich area, why don't you drive yourself, and have to take a taxi? No matter how bad it is, there is a special car driver to pick you up, it's really strange. ”

"Who knows? Su Chen, I didn't expect it, you have a lot of secrets, and I'm a little more interested in you, master, let's drive, go here." ”

"Harm, or do you young people know how to play, play after drinking? Exciting, this is my lost youth, alas, it's good to be young, come on young man, I'm optimistic about you. ”

"Oh, it's all said that we're not in that kind of relationship anymore, master, let's drive. ”

"Okay, sit tight, Uncle was an old driver of Qiu Mingshan before, I haven't paid attention to this little section of the road, you can just look at it." ”

"Uh...... Then you come on......"

The driver's uncle's departure, Timai, curve drifting and other skills are extremely ingenious, and the car skills are exquisite, stunned to play an ordinary taxi into the feeling of high-end racing.

"Here, young man, take it easy, don't take it off with this little body. ”

"Oh, uncle, I said it all, we don't have that kind of relationship anymore, why don't you believe it?"

"Eh, you don't have to pretend in front of the uncle, the uncle is a person who has come over, and you know everything you should know, don't you like this kid Uncle can't see it? Uncle is not stupid, I've already experienced this once, how about it? Do you need to pass on some experience to you?"

"No need, thank you, to your master, this is the fare. ”

Ye Xinxia took out ten yuan and handed it to the driver's uncle, the driver's uncle pushed his hand and refused, saying: "Eh, forget it, just be kind enough to give your little couple a ride, this kid's tip before is not low, it's enough for you to ride the car dozens of times, you can take it back, this time it's uncle's, and the fuel cost is not much." ”

"Then thank you, uncle. ”

"Alas, there is no need to say thank you, you little couple play slowly, see you next time, uncle will still carry you. ”

"It's not that kind of relationship, ahh

"Okay, okay, okay, uncle knows, girl, you don't have to repeat it, uncle knows that you are not that kind of relationship, you have already taken that step, hahahaha, go, don't read it." ”

"Who are these people? One or two are so difficult, harmful, forget it, I chose to bring him back, let's drag him in, oh my God, why is it so heavy, I can't drag it, alas, forget it, drag it hard, I brought him back by myself, I have to be responsible for it to the end, I drank so much wine, no one is around to take care of it, and there will inevitably be some problems. ”

Ye Xinxia prepared towels and other things, and after they were ready, she simply dealt with them and went to take a bath, and after taking a bath, she found that Su Chen hadn't woken up yet, so she went to bed in a daze......

Early the next morning, when Su Chen got up, he looked at his clothes, and then looked at the women's underwear next to his clothes.

"Wouldn't it? This one I'm holding in my hand is a lace taste? Where am I? I remember that I went to drink with Li Qiang and a few of them yesterday Oh, so that's the case, I drank too much, so who dragged me back?

Just when Su Chen was puzzled, the truth was revealed, Ye Xinxia woke up from her sleep, she forgot that Su Chen was still outside the door, so she went out of the room in disheveled clothes, and then a delicate landscape picture appeared in front of Su Chen's eyes.

Su Chen looked at such a picture, and suddenly couldn't control himself, so the small tent was uninvited and propped up.

When Ye Xinxia saw Su Chen outside the door, he panicked instantly, and immediately closed the door, and before Su Chen could finish reading, Ye Xinxia had already gone back to change the game......

"Oh, oh, I'm a dead man, how can I be seen by him?

Ye Xinxia hid in the house and didn't dare to come out, Su Chen recalled the picture just now, and he was also full of emotion, this ...... There's 36D, right......

After a while, Ye Xinxia changed her clothes and walked out, the picture of the two of them together was very embarrassing, and Su Chen took the lead in breaking the silence, so as not to continue again.

"That'...... That one...... You brought me back? This is your home?"

"Oh, oh, why do you ask this? You drank too much last night and fainted, and I couldn't reach your family even if I wanted to, so I had to drag you back to my house, and it just so happened that there was no one in my house, so I ...... Don't think about it......"

Ye Xinxia said in a panic, not convincing at all, but Su Chen didn't have much to say, so he had to reply politely like a gentleman: "Thank you." ”

"It's okay, I can help you, oh yes, your phone has been ringing non-stop since just now, are you sure you don't answer it?"

"Oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry for the trouble. ”

Su Chen looked at the phone, it was Guo Xiang calling, I didn't know what to look for Su Chen, seeing that there was a missed call, I had also called many times, there must be something urgent, so Su Chen pressed the answer button.

"Hey, Principal Guo, what are you looking for me?"

"Principal Guo, are you still a student?"

"Well, yes, I went to school in experiments. ”

"Oh, that's it......"

After Ye Xinxia heard this, he felt strange in his heart, he was moved by his little brother who was several years younger than him, "No, Ye Xinxia, you have to be reserved." ”

Then an eager voice came from the other end of the phone, "Su Chen, Su Chen, it's not good, it's not good, something big has happened." ”

"What's the matter? so flustered?"

"Oh, did you report the school sports events? If you don't, I'll fill in a bench for you. ”

"What's the matter? Isn't it just a school sports meeting? What can it be? I've already signed up, running a marathon alone, what's wrong?"

"You report, that's good, that's good, then I can rest assured. ”

"Didn't I say, what the hell happened? ”

"This time the school games, the province wants to come to assess our school, the principal of the school next door smeared us, saying that our students' sports quality is not good, so we have to come up with a corresponding result, otherwise I will be dismissed, Su Chen, you have to help me." ”

"Oh, I can help you, but what reward do I have for helping you?"

"Emm, what bike do you want? What reward do you want, say, as long as I can satisfy you. ”

"Okay, I think about it, well, okay, it's decided that it's you, I want you!"

When he heard these three words, Guo Xiang was shy, and even Ye Xinxia next to him was shocked, this kid is really bad.

"You are cheating, you are taking advantage of people's danger, Su Chen, I misjudged you. ”

"Don't mind, I haven't finished talking yet, look at you one by one, what's the matter? Listen to half of what you say? What I'm saying is that I want you to go shopping with me to buy clothes, is this request too much?"

"Harm, it's worthy of you, it's a shame for you kid to think of it, okay, I promised you, you have to give me a good performance during the school sports meeting, don't drop the chain for me." ”

"Oh, you can rest assured, don't you worry about my work? I do things, you don't worry, I'm Su Chen, how can I do more than two?"

"Cut, you just blow, you just blow,. ”

"Then wait and see, don't say anything, hang up, bye-bye. ”

"Cut, if you kid dare to pit me, you just wait to be cleaned up!"

"No, no, you have to believe me!"

"I believe you have ghosts!"

After saying that, he hung up the phone......