Chapter 341 Let you pretend
Ye Haoxuan smiled secretly, let you pretend, you are suffocated.
"I treat the beautiful woman to a drink. He snapped his fingers, and a man dressed as a waiter approached pushing a cart.
The waiter opened the white list on the trolley, revealing a variety of wines.
"My amateur is a bartender, oh, I forgot to introduce myself, I am Ning Yongyuan, the cousin of Miss Today's protagonist, and the Ning Group is my family's industry. ”
The man quietly showed off his family background, and then began to mix wine, and several bottles flew up and down in his hands, which looked extremely beautiful, and soon attracted many guests around him.
This trolley is his sister's trick, so every time he goes out, he will take a waiter, a trolley, I have to say that this thing plays a beautiful acrobatics, and the bartending skills are quite exquisite, which attracts the surrounding guests to cheer and applaud continuously.
After a while, a pale blue cocktail was mixed by him, and in a tall transparent glass, the pale blue liquid sparkled in the light, which was very beautiful.
"Beauty, your temperament is noble and generous, but also wild beauty, this cup of blue margarita is tailor-made for you, can you try it......?"
Ning Yongyuan smiled slightly, and brought the wine glass to Lin Yutong.
Lin Yutong hesitated for a moment, seeing Ye Haoxuan's slightly sour expression, the unfree happiness in his heart blossomed, this bastard, although he was distracted, at least let her know that he cared about himself, and it would be good to give him a blow.
Lin Yutong took the wine, took a sip gently, and then smiled sweetly: "Yes, I like it, thank you." ”
"This is my business card, I am the future helmsman of the Ning Group, if the beauty needs it in the future, you can come to me. Ning Yongyuan smiled and handed over a business card.
Lin Yutong squinted at Ye Haoxuan, looking at his sour appearance, she was very happy, she took the business card and nodded, "Thank you then." ”
"You're welcome," Ning Yongyuan's hand scratched her palm silently.
This action is extremely light, according to Ning Yongyuan's previous experience, as long as he drinks his own glass of wine, he will generally be conquered by himself, and then the next step is to hand over the business card and scratch the palm of his hand, and the woman will often respond at this time.
He would rather read countless women, and the experience of picking up girls is unrivaled in Qingyuan, and he believes that he has conquered Lin Yutong.
Unexpectedly, Lin Yutong not only did not respond, but frowned slightly, then took out a white silk scarf, wiped it on his hand a few times with some disgust, and threw it to the trash can on the side.
In an instant, Ning Yongyuan's face became as ugly as a pig's liver, he actually missed?
The people who gathered around the scene to watch him make cocktails were not ordinary people, of course they understood what Lin Yutong's action meant, and let out a laugh on the spot, and then dispersed.
Ning Yongyuan's face was as ugly as eating a fly, he Ning Daxing had countless sisters, and he had never missed, but he didn't expect to lose an adult in public today, and his reputation as a saint was afraid that it would not be guaranteed.
No, it must not be planted in the hands of this girl, he smiled reluctantly: "Beauty, can I ask you to dance?" said and stretched out his hand elegantly.
He didn't know that his light action just now had greatly reduced Lin Yutong's impression of him, Lin Yutong glanced at him with some disgust, and then looked at Ye Haoxuan, meaning to drive this fly away.
Ye Haoxuan was overjoyed, this female tyrannosaurus asked for help from herself, and it seemed that she was not so bad in her heart.
"Dude, take your hand away, you're sick!" Ye Haoxuan patted him on the shoulder.
"You speak politely, I tell you that today I am equal to half of the master here, and I can blast you out at any time. Ning Yongyuan's face was very ugly.
Dare to say to his face that he is sick, Ye Haoxuan is still the first.
"Are you really sick, I'm a doctor, do you feel that your abdomen is constantly roaring, and your back hurts? You are not energetic during the day and high at night?" Ye Haoxuan asked.
"Yes...... How do you know?" Ning Yongyuan looked stunned.
"I said I'm a doctor, and you're a serious problem. Ye Haoxuan made an unfathomable look.
"Don't be alarmist, I'm in good health, I'm just a little tired at best. Ning Yongyuan looked disbelieving.
"Why don't you try it according to the method I said, the symptoms of your body can be manifested immediately, I am a divine doctor, my surname is Ye, it is better for you to believe my words." Ye Haoxuan said confidently.
"Ah, I remembered, this is Doctor Ye, the one who can bring the dead back to life. ”
On the side, a fan of Ye Haoxuan screamed.
"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be. Ye Haoxuan hurriedly politely.
"What you said is true?" Ning Yongyuan said with some disbelief.
"Of course it's true, I'm a doctor, I have medical ethics, and I won't talk nonsense. Ye Haoxuan said with certainty.
Ye Haoxuan's name is now very well-known in Qingyuan, and Ning Yongyuan has also heard that there is nothing unusual about his own body, but when he heard Ye Haoxuan say this, he suddenly felt uncomfortable.
He nodded and motioned for Ye Haoxuan to continue.
"You put your hand under your lower abdomen, three inches from the midline, Guan Yuan acupoint, down, a little to the left, yes, that's the place. ”
According to Ye Haoxuan's instructions, Ning Yongyuan put his hand on his Guan Yuan acupoint.
"Put your hand in it, stick it to your belly, and massage, three times clockwise, three times counterclockwise. Ye Haoxuan instructed.
Although Ning Yongyuan was a little puzzled, he thought about it, on this occasion, Ye Haoxuan didn't dare to come nonsense, so he did what Ye Haoxuan said.
After the six laps of massage, there was nothing unusual on Ning Yongyuan's body, and he wondered: "It's over, how about it?"
Before he finished his words, suddenly the chrysanthemum tightened, and a loud fart sounded with a tom.
This fart was loud and smelly, and some people around opened their mouths to watch Ye Haoxuan treat him, and they were caught off guard and rolled their eyes.
Ye Haoxuan...... You ......" Ning Yongyuan instantly understood that he had been tricked, but he was halfway through his words, and he couldn't go on.
There was a roar in his stomach, like thunder, and a stream of turbid gas rushed down his intestines to the chrysanthemum, and as long as he moved, a fart would immediately come out.
He believed that this time was more ferocious than the last time.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, your disease is caused by the turbidity of the viscera caused by irregular life, just discharge it, the acupuncture point you pressed just now is to discharge turbidity, no thanks, I am a doctor. Ye Haoxuan said with a smile.
Originally, Guan Yuan's acupoint would only be effective if it was pulled out or moxibustion, but Ye Haoxuan avoided other methods, and the effect was the same.
"You ......" Ning Yongyuan's face was bruised.
He spoke, and the turbidity in his body suddenly became uncontrollable, and there were three loud noises, forcing half of the people back, and the remaining half was also smoked and rolled their eyes.
Everyone burst into laughter, and subconsciously stayed away from Ning Yongyuan, otherwise no one would be able to stand it, and that fart could smoke Xiaoqiang to death.
"I think it's better for you to go out and let it go, everyone is a person with status, and it's not good for you to fart in public here. Ye Haoxuan frowned.
"Ye Haoxuan, you wait ......"
Squeezing out these words from between his teeth, Ning Yongyuan walked out with a chrysanthemum, because as soon as he took a step, the fart would collapse without giving face, which made Ning Yongyuan, who had always called himself a saint of love and fascinated countless girls, extremely embarrassed.
When he was approaching the door, Ning Yongyuan finally couldn't help it, and a long fart sounded like a bomb dropped on an airplane, chirp, tom.
The voice was three long and three short, very rhythmic, Ning Yongyuan even felt the dampness in his chrysanthemum, he didn't dare to stay longer, and ran away with his tail between his legs.
Ye Haoxuan sneered, play with me, you are still a little tender, he used this method to rectify Guan Yun before, and used it to rectify men, and the effect is not bad.
"You're despicable. Lin Yutong couldn't help but glance at Ye Haoxuan, and then couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.
"If I'm despicable, I won't let him fart, just let him fart and pee, but today's big day, I have to save some face for your brother. Ye Haoxuan said stupidly.
This guy doesn't know whether he lives or dies, he dares to provoke his sweetheart, and he is impatient.
"Can you be a little nausea. Lin Yutong glanced at Ye Haoxuan.
Ye Haoxuan smiled wryly, and finally coaxed Miss Lin, but it was just a coax.
After a while, the ceremony officially began, and on the podium in the hall, Lin Lao and Lao expressed their blessings to the two sons and daughters on the stage.
Seeing Shang's situation, Ye Haoxuan's brows furrowed, this old man's condition is not very good, there is a possibility of heart disease at any time, and he is old, which is very dangerous.
But thinking about Lin Jianye's future father-in-law's face just now, Ye Haoxuan still shook his head, it was better to be honest, lest others say that he was scolding him again.
"My sister-in-law is so beautiful, Lin Slut's bad habits in the future have to be changed. Lin Yutong said.
"In the pretty there is no charm for you. Ye Haoxuan said with a smile.
"Poor!cheap!" This is Lin Yutong's opinion on Ye Haoxuan.
Ye Haoxuan had to smile bitterly, but in his heart, the eldest lady is indeed very beautiful, and she is quiet and generous, without losing everyone's demeanor, and she is still the daughter of a wealthy ** The eldest lady has a good temperament.
After the ceremony, the parents of the two couples greeted each guest, and the banquet was about to begin.
At this time, Lin Jianye hurried over, and ran to Ye Haoxuan's with a somewhat solemn face: "Haoxuan, come with me, there is something I need your help with." ”
"What's the matter, the old man is in a state of health?" Ye Haoxuan immediately guessed the key.
"Yes, I'm on oxygen now, and I'm going to send him to the hospital, but it's dangerous to see the situation, and my father-in-law's face is white. Lin Jianye said anxiously.