Chapter 37: A Little Storm

The bald head actually dared to play a scoundrel, this is infuriating our little fairy, this is not counting, the most annoying thing is that Yang Le actually didn't say a word, and climbed into his bunk by himself, even this bald head looked down on him a little in his heart, his girlfriend was molested in front of him, and this man didn't dare to let a fart go.

"What a coward!"

The people around them were surprisingly unanimous, but still no one came out to help them speak, just like the bald head said at the beginning, it is better to go out more than less.

Zhang Mengmeng was so angry that he was about to cry, he thought that the comfortable lower bunk would encounter such a thing.

"You scoundrel! now! now! now! Get my bed out of now, or I'll go to the police!"

Hearing this, the bald head was still a little weak-hearted, but he was still not to be outdone, and said to Zhang Mengmeng: "Little girl, haven't you been out? Okay! I'll let you!"

Anyway, the bald head really got up, but he didn't climb the ladder next to him but stood on the bed in the lower bunk, one stinky foot still stepped on the pillow and supported his hands to the middle bunk, just this almost 200 pounds of physique is not bad, where is the waist not good?

Although Zhang Mengmeng turned the pillow over, he could still smell a strong foot odor when he lay on it, and he was really disgusting, so he had to use his backpack as a pillow.

To say that this bald head is indeed a scoundrel, after arriving at the middle bunk, he actually turned the pillow around, and one leg hung outside the railing, and kept swaying, obviously disgusting.

This is a bitter girl in the lower bunk, lying down or sitting, I don't know how many times I scolded Yang Le, and the other people didn't have many words, on the train!

Yang Le originally wanted to exercise the little girl to let her know the sinister of the world, but he never thought that this bald head would play more and more, and the disgusting method can be said to be full of tricks - shaking on the bed for a while, pretending to turn over for a while but deliberately banging the bed with his buttocks, and even doing nothing halfway to deliberately get down from above and fart at the little girl!

After returning to the middle bunk, he said to himself that he was not in good health, and that he was prone to wetting the bed at night and would seep down, and then stretched out his legs.

"Bang~"

"Ouch~"

As the train reached the junction of the railroad tracks, the body shook slightly, and the Coke that Yang Le put in the upper bunk bag fell down and hit the big toe of the bald head.

"Grass! boy, Lao Tzu's toenails have been smashed by you, you roll down Lao Tzu!"

The bald head kicked hard towards the upper bunk, and Yang Le, who was wearing the headphones, found out what was going on, and climbed down from the upper bunk with a rolling belt, and the line of the headphones was still pumping on the bald head's face due to too much action in the middle, and he wanted to get angry but ushered in Yang Le's apologetic smile.

"Big brother! I'm really sorry, Coke fell out of the bag by himself, it really didn't mean it, I think this bottle of drink is also fate with you, or give it to the eldest brother, you extinguish the fire!"

As the old saying goes, you don't hit a smiling person when you reach out, not to mention that people also lost a bottle of drink, and they were about to say something cruel to deter the bald heads of the little couple, but they heard Yang Le's complimenting voice.

"Big brother, you look like a cultural person, studying psychology, right?"

Bald head: "What bullshit psychology, what tricks do you want to play?"

Yang Le: "Big brother, aren't you studying psychology? Your big hairy leg is like a dangling pocket watch, I thought you were hypnotizing people!"

Bald head: "What's the matter? You kid want to come out now?"

Yang Le said with a serious face: "Big brother, where do I dare! I am actually a medical student, and I would like to remind you out of kindness that the nerves in the inner thighs are compressed for a long time, which is not good for the body, especially the prostate." ”

"Don't pretend to be a ghost here, go back to your top bunk!" After the bald head finished speaking, he didn't forget to open the Coke and drink it all.

Yang Le naturally looked timid and scared, returned to the top bunk and continued to put on headphones, pitiful Zhang Mengmeng at the bottom sitting in the corner with his hands around his curly knees, looking so aggrieved.

I don't know why, the words that Yang Le began to say that were not good for the prostate always lingered in the bald head's mind, and even felt that someone had been whispering in his ear, and he was upset, and he got up directly and wanted to get out of bed, but his head hit the iron fence next to him.

Standing in the aisle, he looked at Yang Le, who was wearing headphones, and the little girl who didn't dare to look at him, and he didn't notice anything abnormal, and he suddenly had a sense of urine.

"What a broken Coke, I drank a lot of urine!"

After dropping a headless sentence, he walked to the toilet bald, but unfortunately there were people on both sides.

In fact, he didn't have to wait long, but he couldn't hold back this amazing urge to urinate, and even his stomach joined in the fun. Finally waited for the people inside to come out, but the train just arrived at the station, ignoring the attendant's reminder, the bald head forcibly rushed in, and it was not okay if he didn't go in! Just now, he couldn't help but let out a fart, and he felt a little squirted on his shorts.

"Ah~, it's so cool!"

The feeling of pouring thousands of miles is indeed cool, and I inadvertently glanced down, and my bald head almost jumped up from the squatting position.

“1、2、3、4、5......”

Counting the water column below him, Yang Le's previous words about a bad prostate once again came to mind, where is this thing peeing, this is simply a shower!

In a cold sweat, he finally felt a little more relaxed, lifted his pants and prepared to go out.

"Damn, you can't be so unlucky, right?"

But because he kept advising him before, if he had to go in when he stopped, the door of the toilet didn't seem to open. Hammered the door twice with his fist and shouted twice, it seemed that because of too much force, another fart passed, his white cotton underwear completely turned yellow, even he himself was disgusting, maybe he had been squatting for too long, hemorrhoids were also sick, and bright red blood was spilled all over the ground.

"It looks like this thing can't be worn!"

I took it off and cleaned it with the faucet next to it, but it was still difficult to remove the color and smell on it, so I had no choice but to leave it still in the trash.

However, his luck was not bad, the passengers who had been waiting outside the door for a long time seemed to hear his cry for help, and the good Samaritan called the flight attendant to open the door of the toilet.

"Ah~, murder!"

The people who ate melons only saw the blood on the ground and the underwear in the wastepaper basket, and they didn't have time to react at all, until the police took him away, he didn't explain what was going on.

Zhang Mengmeng, who was a little scared, naturally didn't know what was happening in the toilet, and when he called Yang Le down to chat with her, he asked: "Yang Le, why is that hateful bald head gone?"

Yang Le didn't answer positively, but just talked about it: "Hey~, there is no free Coke in the world!"