Chapter 3: The Hapless One-Eyed Dragon
Chen Xiaoyun, who watched Yang Le leave in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, was slightly distracted, inexplicably a little envious of this man, his life was simple but he couldn't starve to death, every day he had an attitude of gaining and losing my life. Compared with Yang Le, these people who chase fame and fortune have a lot less happiness.
And Yang Le, who was standing on the bus platform, looked at the 21st Road that was slowly leaving, and muttered a little in his heart.
"I'm going to complain about the bus company sometime, why are there so many air-conditioned buses? I still have to charge five yuan, when I'm stupid? 9 is only one piece! Although the old point is broken, there is always a sound of Kuang Ci Kuang Ci, but there is a seat at all! Isn't it fragrant for him to be blown by the natural wind? What kind of bicycle do you want......
It didn't take long for Yang Le to find a seat and sit down, and a fresh smell of vegetables mixed with sweat permeated the entire No. 9 bus.
"There are so many strangers on this street!" Yang Le stared out the window and couldn't help but let out a sigh. "Huh, what's that cyclops doing? Is telescopes popular this year?"
Chen Xiaoyun, who was in front of the floor-to-ceiling window on the third floor of Yunhui Hotel, naturally didn't know that while she was looking at the scenery in the hall, the scenery was also looking at her with a telescope.
Seeing this situation, Yang Le shook his head helplessly, and then said to himself:
"Hey~!There's no free lunch in the world! It's a waste of my car money, and I'll have to ask her to let the driver drive me back with a smile, and I'm going to turn on the air conditioner!"
It wasn't until he got out of the car that the aunts and uncles whispered:
"Neurotic!"
A bald man casually bites a low-quality popsicle made of saccharin tap water, and pretends to hold a binoculars in the commissary to try the effect on the hotel window, as if he is going to pick out a gift for the children of the family.
The boss next to him didn't look like a good person, with a mouthful of big black teeth, and a soft red plum with a pack of five yuan in his mouth, he introduced the one-eyed dragon in front of him.
"Boss, how is it? Can you see it clearly? I didn't blow it to you, our mirror is a military product! Not only can your children play, but even you can occasionally use it to have a good time, right? You get the idea!"
Seeing the big black teeth with an obscene face, the bald head didn't know what he was thinking, and then said to him with disdain:
"You know what you know, you know a fart! Don't teach bad children, you, I don't want it!"
After the bald head finished speaking, he threw it away, and even the half-eaten popsicle accidentally fell to the ground, and walked straight in the direction of the hotel.
Inexplicably, he was scolded by someone, and the big black tooth was unhappy in his heart, and looked at the bald head who had gone away and said with some indignation:
"Cut~!What kind of big-tailed wolf do you pretend to be if you don't buy it?This one-eyed dragon is not a good person at first glance!Ouch~, which little rabbit cub is it?It hurts me to death......"
But it was a passing child, holding a slingshot in his hand, and said that it happened to hit the newsstand owner in the eye.
Yang Le was so happy across the street that he even gave the kid a thumbs up.
"This little fat man's skills are okay, compared to those little rabbits in the sky, not bad, very promising!"
The target of the one-eyed dragon was indeed Chen Xiaoyun's Nizi, holding a rag picked up from the garbage heap in his hand, Yang Le even suspected that this thing could stun people even without ether.
"What kind of TV do criminals watch? They still use biological and chemical weapons, which makes Uncle Ben very outdated. Hateful!
The two followed Chen Xiaoyun into the underground garage in this way, but the boss of the family took the elevator in the hall, while the one-eyed dragon and Yang Le walked backwards to the entrance and exit of the parking lot.
Looking at the dishes in his hand, Yang Le was still a little hesitant in his heart.
"Hey~!Forget it, who called me a five-good young man? Anyway, it was paid for by others, and the favor of this meal was returned to her. ”
The one-eyed dragon walked very fast, his eyes were always staring at Chen Xiaoyun who came out of the elevator, looking at this familiar posture, he should have come here to step on it in the past two days.
Just as he was holding a rag in his hand and preparing to act, he was bumped into by Yang Lehao.
This sudden vegetable soup made the one-eyed dragon a little annoyed, and he scolded by sexual inertia:
"it, who TM doesn't have long eyes......"
But seeing Yang Le's apologetic face, he seemed to be taken aback, and hurriedly said to him:
"Oops! I'm sorry! Brother One-Eyed Dragon, I'm so sorry, I noticed you don't have long eyes, SORRY~~~"
Hearing that Yang Le actually used the classic mantra of a famous hostess to come to English, the one-eyed dragon really wanted to take out the dagger behind his ass and show him what it means to have a white knife in and a red knife out.
However, Chen Xiaoyun was about to walk to the sports car, and he thought that he was serious about something, so he had to say something viciously.
"Get out!"
Mortals have a wise saying, "If you know your mistakes, you will change them, and you will be good!", how can you be so easily forgiven by others as a five-good young man?
"What can I do about this? Brother One-Eyed Dragon, I'm really sorry, you're at least one hundred and eighty in this outfit, right? I can't afford to pay for it! Fortunately, your old man had the foresight and brought a rag with him! Come on, come on, my little brother will help you wipe it. ”
Without waiting for the one-eyed dragon to react, he casually snatched the black thing, wiped it back and forth on his body, and even helped him wash his face.
Don't look at this bald head is extremely vicious, in Yang Le's hands, he has no power to fight back, and he is frightened like a chicken cub, stunned by his own black rag......
Chen Xiaoyun, who drove out, was still a little puzzled, although Yunhui was not a particularly good hotel, and there would not be so many people watching in the underground garage, and even saw a somewhat familiar back in it, as a public figure, she naturally couldn't get out of the car and watch the excitement like the people who ate melons.
"He's just an ordinary person, how can I keep thinking about him in my heart? It seems that there have been too many announcements lately, and I'm too busy with a nervous breakdown. ”
The national goddess who shook her head and drove away naturally didn't know what was going on just now, and it wasn't until she returned to the imperial capital that the agent received a message from the police station and found that Yang Le had saved her again.
The second time they came to the police station, the policemen Xiao Wang and Aunt Zhang were confused, although Yang Le did not get the title of "Five Good Youths" as he wished, he was awarded a banner of "righteousness and courage" and a reward of 100,000 yuan.
The one-eyed dragon who was arrested was indeed the murderer who raped and killed a ten-year-old girl and robbed him of 36 yuan, and even his eyes were scratched during the previous murder.
Knowing that he was in danger, he actually wanted to drag our "people's hero" into the water when he was interrogated.
"Comrade policeman, I report it! I have made a major discovery! It is very abnormal to catch my kid! He is definitely not a normal person!"
In such a situation, the police at the police station had already seen it, but it seemed that because of something, they still said to him with a playful smile:
"Bald Liu! You guy is heinous, don't think about throwing dirty water on others! Hey, but I also blame you for carrying it a little, Yang Le is indeed not a normal person, you can be regarded as evil and evil!"
Until he was undoubtedly sentenced to death later, this bald Liu was still a little sullen in his heart.
Looking at the sky outside the iron window, a person sat in a daze, and the words in his mouth were a little indistinct:
"What's wrong with the people now? That hateful boy is obviously not an ordinary person, don't people read online novels now......?