Chapter 746 A mouthful of salt soda sprays you in the face! (Ask for a monthly pass)
Li Zhan was watching a play next to him at this time, no, to be precise, it should be watching his cousin's jokes.
At this time, he suddenly saw his cousin showing a lewd smile, and he was looking at him with a very lewd gaze, Li Zhan suddenly felt that he had goosebumps all over his body.
Li Zhan still knows a little bit about his cheap cousin, and seeing him show such a lewd smile, he knows that he definitely has nothing good to do.
Li Zhan said with a slight smile at this time: "Cousin, although my cousin also wants to help you, but you also know that my cousin and I have low ability, there is really nothing that can help your cousin, as the so-called do it yourself, have enough food and clothing, and rely on yourself to survive better, I believe that cousin, you will be able to rely on your own ability to survive this difficulty!"
Zhang Dacang had already come to his cousin at this time, put one hand on his cousin's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Cousin, you are really too modest, if people like you are so good and incapable, then there are no powerful people in this world, and the help that your cousin asked you to help is very simple for you, it can be said that it is a gesture, and it really won't trouble you!"
Li Zhan saw his cousin's big hand on his shoulder at this time, and then saw his cousin with such a lewd smile close at hand, Li Zhan suddenly had a very bad premonition in his heart.
At this time, his eyes rolled, as if he suddenly thought of something, and while covering his stomach with one hand, he shouted: "Oops, oops, I can't stand it, I don't know what's going on, I can't stand the stomach pain now, I should have accidentally eaten something yesterday." ”
"Oh my mother, my own mother, I really can't stand it, it really hurts, cousin, it's really not that I don't want to help you this time, it's really my stomach hurts too much, even if I really want to help you, I can't do it!"
Zhang Dacang saw a painful expression on his cousin's face at this time, at first he thought that his cousin really had a stomachache, but his face not only showed a touch of helplessness, but now it seems that his cousin can't help him this time.
But he seemed to suddenly think of something, his cousin's stomach hurts, why is the pain so coincidental? He just needs his help now, he has a stomachache, thinking of his cousin's eccentricity, Zhang Dacang suddenly hooked his cousin's neck: "If you use this trick to deceive others, maybe you have already deceived you, but you and my cousin have grown up with you since childhood, don't you still know your character?" You don't have to pretend anymore, this time you have to help, you have to help, you have to help if you don't help, in short, this time you have to help your cousin!"
Li Zhan suddenly felt his neck tighten at this time, and when he heard his cousin's words again, he suddenly wanted to cry: "Cousin, I really didn't lie to you, I really have a stomachache, I really can't stand it, if I stay here any longer, I'm afraid I will really have to solve it on the spot!"
Zhang Dacang heard his cousin's words at this time, and did not panic afterwards, but touched his cousin's chest with his hand, feeling the strong muscles on his cousin's body here, Zhang Dacang not only moved in his heart.
My cousin looks like a little white face on the surface, but he didn't expect his muscles to be so strong, and the muscles all over his body are not inferior to those bodybuilding coaches he saw on TV.
Sure enough, people can't look good, the sea can't fight, this cousin of mine is really too rebellious, even if he is handsome, and he has such good muscles, if he is a woman, maybe he will be tempted by a man like his cousin.
After all, a man like his cousin with a little white face and such a good figure, not to mention that a woman will be tempted, even some men will be tempted after seeing their cousin's superior conditions, I am afraid they will not be tempted.
Zhang Dacang couldn't help but sigh secretly in his heart at this time: "Fortunately, I have always liked women, and I don't like men, otherwise, he would definitely not let go of such an excellent man as his cousin, after all, a man with such a handsome face and such a good figure like his cousin is too few and too few!"
After feeling the strong muscles on his cousin's body, Zhang Dacang no longer had the slightest hesitation, tightly hooked his cousin's neck, and said with a smile: "Cousin, I didn't expect you to be in such a good shape, it seems that you usually exercise a lot, you also know that your cousin is usually busy with work and is about to die, how can you have time to exercise, wait a minute, you have to do 100 push-ups, and don't waste my two arms, so wait a minute, you must help your cousin share a little!"
"Aren't you cousin and I going to do 100 push-ups? You help your cousin share 80, and the remaining 20 cousins don't need your help, cousin will do it himself, don't worry, cousin, cousin won't embarrass you!"
When Li Zhan heard his cousin's words at this time, he really wanted to spray a mouthful of salt soda on his cousin's face, he had really never seen such a brazen person.
100 push-ups to help him do 80, he does 20 himself, how can he be embarrassed to say this kind of thing, he doesn't want any face at all?
Li Zhan had always thought that his skin was thick enough, but now compared with his cousin, Li Zhan suddenly felt that he and his cousin were really incomparable in terms of thick skin.
Although he usually exercises regularly, 100 push-ups is not too difficult for him, let alone 100 push-ups with both hands, even 100 push-ups with one hand is a breeze for him.
As long as he thought that his cousin was so shameless to let him share 80 push-ups, Li Zhan felt a depression in his heart, he felt that he was really unlucky, and he had such a cousin who cheated on his cousin.
Besides, even if he did 80 push-ups, there would be no benefit for him, all the benefits were given by these cousins, and he helped him suffer and suffer, and as a result, he hugged the beauty, how can there be such a good thing in the world.
However, Li Zhan knew that he might not be able to refuse his cousin this time, but he couldn't make his cousin so easy, Li Zhan pretended to be embarrassed at this time and said: "Okay, cousin, since you have already said so, then I have to help you with this one, but I can only help you do 50 push-ups, this is already my limit, if you want me to do 80 push-ups for you, this is absolutely impossible!"
"Cousin, you have already done these 50 push-ups, what's the big deal if you do three or four more, you are a good person to do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west, can't you help your cousin do thirty or forty more push-ups!" Zhang Dacang said with a coquettish face when he pulled Li Zhan at this time.
"Huh......"
At this time, Li Zhan heard his cousin say such a thing in a snorting voice, and he was a little coquettish, and he felt that he was about to vomit.