Chapter 7 Scolding does not contain dirty words, but it makes people angry
Wang Dazhuang went back to the room, took the mobile phone he usually used to play games, and hurriedly came to Li Shi's room, and then saw that Li Jingyu and his wife were also in Li Shi's room, looking at Wang Dazhuang with a wary face.
Seeing the man's wife, Wang Dazhuang's careful thinking completely collapsed, "It's really you everywhere." Wang Dazhuang muttered softly.
"As a police officer, it's my responsibility to protect my roommates, and I'm going to keep an eye on you. Li Jingyu said with a smug face.
"Cut, today is the weekend, you will go to work tomorrow, and watch me, go and see the big sow to pick you up. "Wang Dazhuang is very dissatisfied, Dazhuang is dissatisfied, that is to scold.
"I don't care, I want to play games, Shishi. After saying this, he looked at Li Shi aggrievedly.
"Okay, Sister Jingyu, Brother Da Zhuang, let's just open the black together with the three of us. Li Shi said helplessly.
"Yay" Li Jingyu made a victory gesture to Wang Dazhuang, make you happy now, and wait for the night to secretly clean you up.
Li Shi, sitting in front of the camera, reopened the live broadcast room, and said into the microphone: "Hello friends in the live broadcast room, I closed the live broadcast room just now, and now I am back, and I brought two friends to open the black together, everyone is welcome." ”
Wang Dazhuang stepped forward and said cheaply: "Hello everyone, I am Wang Dazhuang, a handsome guy, everyone supports my family's poems, I like to remember to pay attention." ”
"Hello everyone, I'm Li Jingyu. As a public official, Li Jingyu didn't want to show his face, so he stood far away and said casually.
"Okay, friends in the live broadcast room, now the excitement begins. After Li Shiren finished speaking, he asked Wang Dazhuang and the two of them to log in to the game.
"I'll go, Wang Dazhuang, didn't you say that you are the king?
"I'm talking about a strong mouth, the mouth of the mouth, you just misunderstood, aren't you also silver? Wang Dazhuang quibbled.
"You're the cause of the sale, you. Li Jingyu was about to scold, but Li Shi relieved the siege and said: "The game will start immediately, don't quarrel with the two of you." ”
However, the three of them quarreled like this, but attracted some people to come and watch, and their popularity rose a little.
Li Shi is the highest rank among the three people, platinum rank, no wonder there are few people watching it, a beauty like Li Shi, if she is a beauty anchor, her popularity will definitely be much higher.
The battle begins
Both sides sent troops.
Wang Dazhuang played Li Bai, and in the first 30 seconds, Wang Dazhuang manipulated Li Bai to appear in the position of the river.
At this time, the descendants of the opponent's shooter and the auxiliary are stupidly beating the opponent's jungler's red handle, eating the red handle in the early stage, and the opponent's jungler is estimated to be angry and scolding his mother.
Wang Dazhuang opened the second stage of the skill "Entering the Wine", and directly collected the residual blood red handle with punishment in front of the descendants and Sun Bin, promoted to the second level, learned the skill in seconds, and threw out a stroke of genius to circle the two.
The descendants and Sun Bin may not be very good at playing, and the red handle consumed a lot of blood for the two people, and the stroke of genius beat the descendant into residual blood, and used the red handle to stick to the descendant and cut it twice.
The sound of "first blood" resounded in King's Canyon, and the start of the game was less than a minute.
Wang Dazhuang, who got a blood, said, "Isn't it convincing, isn't it powerful?"
Wang Dazhuang didn't play much games, but the analysis of the situation was very clear, knowing the characteristics of using heroes, I thought it was just a red handle, but I didn't expect the other party to be too good, and I gave a blood.
"Didn't you just take a blood?" Li Jingyu said disdainfully, "Wait a minute, I'll kill the old lady." ”
"Take a blood, if I take your blood, see how dare you do this to me. Wang Dazhuang made a pun.
"It's stupid, we are teammates, can you take my blood?" Li Jingyu had already spoken, and suddenly reacted, his face was full of redness, and he no longer bothered Wang Dazhuang.
The two of them quarreled, but the popularity of the live broadcast room continued to go up.
"Brother, I understand you. ”
"As soon as Brother Da Zhuang opened his mouth, he knew that it was LSP. ”
looks like some barrages float out from time to time, indicating that the live broadcast room is no longer full of robots, and slowly someone is coming to watch.
After Wang Dazhuang killed a person, he immediately typed on the public screen of the game: "Descendants and Sun Bin, did the two of you just pick Ganoderma lucidum in the wild area to cure your illness? It is estimated that it can be used just now, and the cerebral hemorrhage of your family in the wild will be angry with you." ”
No one on the other side paid attention to him, alas, no matter how high my kung fu was, but no one cared about it.
The game continued, Wang Dazhuang's Li Bai played elegantly and flexibly, and he really played it, Li Bai's feeling, killing one person in ten steps, and not staying for thousands of miles.
Wang Dazhuang also kept leaving his classic sentences on the canyon.
"Brothers, let's get started, are the toes buttoned up, it's really stinky. ”
"You have definitely had a cerebral hemorrhage for more than ten years, and the little soldiers are more stable than you in walking"
"The group has been running towards the house, what's wrong? Is the house on fire?"
"Take advantage of the gap between deaths, hurry up and forward the koi, so that you can reduce the number of deaths"
There are too many descendants on the other side, and it is estimated that he was upset by Wang Dazhuang, so he typed directly on the public screen: "nmsl"
"Don't open your mouth and shut up with your mother and father, what are you so filial about" Seeing that the other party finally replied, although it was a curse, Wang Dazhuang's interest was brought up.
"This time, I will help you quit Internet addiction and let you go home and honor your parents. "Now it is a unilateral slaughter, and then Wang Dazhuang only kills the descendants, and kills the descendants when he sees them, in just over 5 minutes, Wang Dazhuang killed the opposite descendants 6 times, and then because the opposite descendants were killed, he was afraid of being killed, and he didn't go out directly, so he couldn't continue to kill him.
The opposite side was very clean and neat, and after being disturbed by Wang Dazhuang's voice for 6 minutes, he directly clicked to surrender.
"You're too disgusting," Li Jingyu said.
"I'm disgusted, did I say anything? And I'm also helping Shi Shi Shi to increase popularity. Wang Dazhuang said confidently.
Li Jingyu thought about it, indeed, Wang Dazhuang said a lot of words just now, it seems that he really didn't say a word of swearing, but although there is no swearing, but it is really annoying, if he is on the other side, it is estimated that when he hears these words, he will be so angry that he will vomit blood.
Several people were playing games while complaining to each other, and time passed like this, and with Wang Dazhuang's best efforts, Li Shi's popularity in the live broadcast room also increased a lot.
"I'm starving, who's going to cook at night. Wang Dazhuang shouted.
"You're the landlord, if you don't cook, who will?" Li Jingyu said.
"I'm the landlord, not the nanny, I still have to take care of your meal, so do you want to sleep." ”
"Hmph, no matter what, I'll go out to dinner with Shishi. "After speaking, ignore Wang Dazhuang.
"You two don't quarrel, you accompany me today to increase your popularity, and I invite you two out to dinner. ”
"What are you going out to eat, Shishi, I'll cook for you later." Wang Dazhuang said attentively.