Chapter 107: Selective Amnesia
"I can't tell! It's just an ordinary thread-bound book, and I don't know what it has become now.
I think it's okay, so I'll go home with you and look for it at your house. If you can't find it, the poor monk will die! If you find it, then let the poor monk take it back, right?"
"Well, I think it's okay!"
Lin Feng smiled and said:
"But, I still have one condition, I don't know if you can agree?"
The monk was stunned and said:
"Donor, you owe me in the first place, have you forgotten?"
"I don't care who owes it to whom, anyway, if you want to search my house, you must agree to my conditions. Otherwise, you won't want to step into my door for half a step, do you understand?"
"Little donor, you are so young, you really have the demeanor of your grandfather, admire, admire!"
Hehe, everyone in our Lao Lin family is like this, this is what my grandfather said. Have you figured it out?"
"Tell me about your conditions!" said the monk without thinking.
Lin Feng pondered for a moment and said solemnly:
"Actually, my conditions are not too much, I just want you to teach me your so-called 'internal strength', what do you think?"
"This ...... , little donor, this internal skill is my master's master!"
"Since that's the case, then I won't force it!"
"Actually...... , which is also negotiable!"
"Forget it! Lin Feng glanced at his mouth and said deliberately to arouse his appetite.
"Little donor, it's nothing! My master still has a lot of martial arts, and our master is a single line, I am the head of the sect, and I can count when I speak.
I can promise you your conditions, there is no problem with this, I will pass on the internal skills to you, just rest assured!" said the monk in a different tone.
"That's pretty much it, deal!"
The eyes of the master of the clear space were shining, and it was difficult to hide the anxiety in his heart, and he urged:
"And when are we leaving?"
"Let's leave tomorrow, I still have some things to deal with today!"
"In that case, the poor monk will open a room next to you, and we will go back together tomorrow......"
Lin Feng nodded, but he was thinking in his heart that he would have to clean Tong Jinxiu's little sister later. That woman loves to be coquettish the most, so it's not good if this monk hears it!
Don't let him open a room next to him, it's better to keep him far away......
"That master, in fact, I think the innermost room is spacious and beautiful, you still live there, right?"
The monk smiled and said:
"The little benefactor is right, this place is indeed not suitable for me to live in, I better go downstairs to live! The poor monk will not disturb your good things, see you tomorrow ......"
"Goodbye!"
Lin Feng suddenly remembered something, and said with a smile:
"Master, your secular concept is too heavy, isn't it? I don't have anything good, I'm afraid that you don't have a Buddha in your heart, right?"
"Nan no Amitabha!"
The monk smiled and said:
"Poor monk, this is all the law! Little benefactor, you are not a Buddhist, and it is difficult for you to understand what the poor monk does. ”
"Cut, so it's mysterious!"
Lin Feng slammed the door shut, peeking at the monk through the crack in the door, and always felt that this guy didn't look like a person in his seventies or eighties.
As for what he said was relying on internal strength to maintain his appearance, this kind of deceptive nonsense, Lin Feng didn't believe it even more......
"Hey, Lin Feng, who was that old monk just now?"
"Oh, that old monk is...... , a friend of my grandfather's life. ”
Lin Feng didn't know how to answer Tong Jinxiu's words, because he wasn't sure what this old monk was doing!
Moreover, he still had a concern, did he really want to bring this strange monk back to Qingshui Village?
The people of Qingshui Village, I'm afraid that they have never seen a real monk in their lives, right?
Moreover, there are rumors in the village that are very bad for monks, saying that monks like to seduce women from good families, and even have evil skills and do evil!
Therefore, the people in the village do not like to associate with monks, nuns, Taoist priests, etc. The Taoist priest Lin Feng met last time caused trouble!
I hastily brought the monk back to the village, who knows if the villagers can understand themselves, and what if they have resistance?
Perhaps, this monk will be beaten to death with a stick! Where will the face of the village chief be placed!
"Your grandfather's friend when he was alive? Hmph, monks are too evil! I've heard my sister say before:
She had a sister who was having fun with a monk, but it was dawn, and the monk didn't come out. And the monk was so good at playing that she almost died! From then on, she couldn't do without the monk again.
Later, she sold her body for the monk, then sold her waist, and was finally sold by the monk to the Qinglou in Southeast Asia.
I heard that she still has no regrets, and the only thing she looks forward to is that she will never see the monk again!
"Sorcery!"
Lin Feng wrinkled his brows and said:
"If things are as you say, then I can be sure that your friend's friend must have fallen for the monk's ecstasy or something!
As for the specifics, I don't know. In short, she is already a puppet, and she can't escape the palm of the monk's hand except for suicide......"
"Cut, clean!"
Tong Jinxiu chuckled and said:
"There's no magic in this world! You've watched too many TV dramas, right?"
"If you don't believe it, forget it!" Lin Feng said speechlessly.
To be honest, sometimes I think that Chinese medicine is also a form of witchcraft because they have no scientific basis at all.
I still believe in Western medicine, which is based on science. As for Chinese medicine, I have the attitude of giving it a try......"
Hearing someone say that Chinese medicine is not, Lin Feng immediately went back:
"Fart! You are admiring foreign countries, so believe in Western medicine, why didn't you let Western medicine cure your disease?
The Western medicine you advocate has disappointed you, so you came to me for treatment, right? If you have the ability, you can go to Western medicine, don't come to me, a Chinese doctor!"
Tong Jinxiu sat up, stuck out her little tongue, and said with a grin:
"What's the matter, I'm not upset? I'm talking about other Chinese medicine practitioners, not you! Actually...... , you're still pretty good, just one glance, and you can see what kind of illness I have.
By the way, didn't you say to treat me? Now that I can be treated, I'm still waiting for you to wash me!"
"Then you go outside to grab the medicine first, and then I'll wash you again!" Lin Feng said, pointing to the prescription in Tong Jinxiu's hand.
"Okay......"
Tong Jinxiu turned over and got out of bed, put on her clothes, twisted her delicate body, and went out with a smile. Leaving Lin Feng alone, he continued to think about the monk......
"Well, you should let the monk wear a fake hood! It's best not to let people know that this thing is a monk, people here generally don't have a good impression of monks, so you must take precautions......
Lin Feng thought about it, and he fell asleep without knowing why!
When he woke up, he heard someone talking outside:
"Donor, do you live in this room? What are you holding in your hand? You are so beautiful, you are simply the face of a shy flower in the closed moon, the appearance of a sinking fish and a goose......
"Hehe, master, you are also very handsome! You stopped people, is there something wrong?"
"Female benefactor, I see that your Yin Tang is dark, and there may be disasters coming recently. The poor monk is compassionate, I am here to help you seek good fortune and avoid evil!"
"Dare to ask the master, how can we avoid evil and keep peace forever?"
"Female benefactor, this ...... Seeking good fortune and avoiding evil and keeping peace forever are two concepts. It's very simple to avoid evil, as long as we are sincere, and the old man writes a spell on you.
But if you want to keep safe forever, you must double cultivate, I don't know which one to choose?"
"Master, of course it's good to stay safe forever!" In an instant, Tong Jinxiu's voice became sweet and greasy.
"I'll go, this girl, I was seduced by the Master of Pure Space without saying a word! This person is really not a good thing, I didn't expect to be a lewd monk!
Fortunately, the ears of labor and management are more sensitive, otherwise, wouldn't it lead the wolf into the house!
There are so many beauties in Qingshui Village, if you bring the goods of the Master of Clearance, won't the women in the village suffer! Fortunately, I found it early, otherwise it would be really miserable......
Listening to the conversation between the two, Lin Feng was also afraid for a while......
"The female benefactor, please come with the poor monk!"
"Master, you're so bad! Hehe, people are coming......"
"Bang dang!"
Lin Feng suddenly opened the door, pulled the confused Tong Jinxiu in, and shouted at the Master of Clearance by the way:
"Master, what are you doing?"
"Oh, it's okay, the poor monk just walks around, hehe......" The monk quickly changed his words.
Tong Jinxiu's face flushed, as if she was drunk. When he saw Lin Feng, the two rows of silver teeth bit his red lips tightly, and he smiled stupidly......
"Humph!"
Lin Feng snapped the door shut, and shouted at Tong Jinxiu, who looked nymphomaniac:
"Sister Tong, wake up!"
I don't know why, Tong Jinxiu suddenly shivered and regained his senses:
"Hey, why am I here? Is something wrong?"
"I'll go, what did you do just now?" Lin Feng looked at her suspiciously, thinking that she was playing dumb with herself!
But when I looked at it, I realized that it wasn't like that, and this woman really seemed to have lost her memory just now......
Tong Jinxiu couldn't remember what happened just now, but rubbed her calves angrily and said:
"Of course I went to buy medicine! According to your prescription, I went to several places to buy it. I don't care, you're going to give me a full body massage later!"
"Use my gun and give you a massage, right?" Lin Feng said coldly.
Tong Jinxiu smiled stupidly, punched Lin Feng lightly in the chest, and said in a coquettish voice:
"Okay, there's also White Rabbit Milk Candy!"
This woman, if it weren't for the special training on the cheeks, would really be "selective amnesia"!
She had no memory of what had just happened.
Lin Feng was extremely depressed, and thought to himself:
Strange, could it be that the Master of Pure Space is really possessing evil magic?
If it's true, then it's not to be underestimated......
"Well, you lie on the bed, I'll massage you! and then I'll wash you and heal you. Lin Feng said coldly.
Because he is still not sure whether Tong Jinxiu is pretending or really has amnesia!
"Okay!" Tong Jinxiu leaned on the bed and said with a smile.
Her ass is two fists higher than her body, and it is really curvy, bumpy and wonderful!
Lin Feng lifted her skirt, took off her pants, and pounced on it......