Chapter 24: "Dog Eats Dog"

It is naturally inappropriate for a person and a dog to fall on the street like this, and it will definitely cause trouble after a long time.

"Wake up, work!"

Yang Nale quietly touched a small bottle hanging on his chest, released Ao Bai, who lived inside, and communicated with him in his heart.

"Lao Ao, your hallucinatory kung fu can finally come in handy today, let this person and a dog get up and perform for me, remember not to let people find out, especially Elaine! Your master Yang Leke said that as a god, you must learn to keep a low profile!"

At the beginning, just a few wild cats could create an epic masterpiece like Huanghua Town, and a little illusion was a piece of cake for Ao Bai.

Ao Bai: "Senior brother, it's okay to create illusions, but you have to wake up these two goods......!

Yang Nale: "...... That's right, it's okay, leave it to me!"

After saying that, he didn't say a word, he took off his pants directly, and a bubble of boy urine was poured on the face of this person and a dog, and Elaine on the side called "hooligan" in her mouth, and quickly turned her back.

The strong man, who gradually woke up, suddenly saw a person in front of him who looked exactly like him baring his teeth and grinning at him.

Strong man: "Who are you?"

Fake strong man: "Wang~Wang!"

Strong man: "Deliberately, right? Dress up like me and pretend to be a dog? When the neighborhood thinks I'm crazy, right? Okay, brother, tall! I have to rip off your dog skin!"

On the other hand, the world of dogs is much simpler, don't look at the dying just now, this is also out of the instinct of self-preservation, pretend to be dead!

No, seeing another dog barking at himself and coming up to fight, it didn't say a word, and just bit it!

The strong man saw that this imposter was actually quite professional, saying that he was imitating a dog, and even the means of attack became a bite. In a fit of rage, the strong man didn't care about it, opened his stinky mouth, and a piece of turquoise leeks was still dotted on the burnt front teeth, and he shouted at the sky, and he also bit it!

"Lao Tzu poisoned you! Eat me a bite of Heding Yellow!"

A man and a dog scuffled together in the street, and their bodies were bitten everywhere to the point of bloody flesh, and many people formed a small circle around them.

A man with black-rimmed glasses, pushing a bicycle, his son sitting on the shelf behind him with a slightly swollen eye.

"Xiaolin, how many times has Dad told you, don't pay attention to what those bad students say, and don't go into a fight!"

"Dad, there are a lot of people in front of you, shall we go and have a look?"

The man pushed the cart towards the crowd while still educating the children.

Oh, by the way, you listen to your father, the dog bites you, and you can still go...... Beat him! Go to school and beat him! People can bite dogs, how can I explain this to my children?"

This scene left a deep impression on Kobayashi's young mind, and even became a best-selling author in the near future because he wrote a book called "The Strong Man and the Dog".

The matter was finally settled, and Yang Nale and Elaine stopped caring about the dog-eat-dog fun on the ground, and ran straight towards the community hospital.

The dwarf winter melon looked anxious, and they were a little happy when they saw Yang Nale.

Dwarf winter melon: "Big brother, how much money do you have there?"

Yang Nale: "I still have more than eighty here, how much is it missing?"

Just when Yang Nale was still pulling calves with the dwarf winter melon, Elaine had already run to the doctor to ask.

Doctor: "Little girl, your friend was bitten by a dog, and since he was bleeding, in addition to giving him the general rabies vaccine, we also had to inject him with rabies immunoglobulin, and the overall cost was about 1,700 yuan." ”

Yang Nale naturally heard the doctor's words, for the "pocket money" organization that has been in normal business for a few days, more than 1,700 yuan is simply an astronomical amount, except for Yang Le's help, he can't think of any way, but time waits for no one, and Yi Kai is at risk of infection at any time.

Yang Nale: "Uncle doctor, can you give him an injection first?" Don't worry, I will get the money. ”

Doctor: "Kid, it's not that I don't want to fight, but the hospital has hospital regulations, and besides, if you don't pay, the pharmacy won't give medicine." ”

Seeing Yi Kai sitting on the hospital bed, although the beads of sweat were pouring out of pain, he was still smiling at himself stiffly, Yang Nale suddenly had the urge to lift the hospital.

saw a delicate little hand on his shoulder and patted it twice, and said softly to him.

"Na Le, don't worry, Brother Kai was injured because he protected me, and I will find a way to solve it. ”

After speaking, Elaine took out her mobile phone and made a call, and it didn't take long for a sound to sound.

"Ding~, the payment treasure has arrived, 100,000 yuan. ”

The nurse who was in charge of collecting the money on the side was shocked by this voice and fell to the ground, and hurriedly got up from the chair, looking at the little girl who was not yet at the counter, and was struggling to scan the code to pay.

The doctor next to him reacted immediately, and was about to pick up the little girl, but when he saw Elaine dodging directly, he said with some disgust.

"Yang Nale, I just want you to hug me, no one else can touch me!"

Our little overlord also lost his temper at the moment, and stuck it in the little girl's armpit and lifted her high, just enough to be swept by the POS machine in the toll room.

"Payment successful!"

The stone in his heart was put down, and Yang Nale suddenly felt a burst of happiness, he didn't care about Yi Kai anymore, but gave Elaine a big bear hug.

"Elaine, thank you! thank you really!"

This sudden surprise made the little girl a little overwhelmed, and she bumped into her heart like a deer, and unconsciously hugged Nale tightly. Perhaps only in children of their age can the feelings between men and women be so pure, and the world of adults is too complicated.

Yi Kai, who had already finished the injection, did not interrupt them silently, and even the other doctors and patients consciously lowered their voices, for fear of breaking the harmonious picture.

But nine times out of ten, the world did not go as planned, and a voice of anger mixed with fear and helplessness came from the door of the hospital.

"Doctor, I was bitten by my own dog, my dog was bitten by me, anyway, we may both be poisoned, give me an injection!"

Everyone didn't know why, and they all frowned and stared at the visitor for the first time, as if this strong man had broken the atmosphere they had worked so hard to create.

The doctor still has his own literacy, and he broadcast a phone call casually, and he didn't charge for the first time, and began to treat the strong man.