Chapter 77: The brutal senior sister is difficult to handle, and Su Chen is determined to flee for her life
"This guy, it seems that this is not called the black master, he should be the ultimate mastermind behind the scenes, but I can't act rashly, I haven't figured out the ins and outs of this matter, I can't figure it out, why do the characters who call me brothers and sisters with my master want to kill me? I don't know, I really don't know, it's really a headache, you tell me what the hell is going on? If I act rashly and hurt my master's brother, my master must not kill me? No, I've got to go back and ask, I'm going back to that shitty place, it's so uncomfortable, it's not my fault this time, I just want to ask what the hell is going on, that's all......"
Therefore, Su Chen returned to Guangshan again with this belief to find his master, Xuanye, hoping that his master, Xuanye, had not left here yet.
However, to his disappointment, Xuan Ye had already left this place, but he was not discouraged.
If he left here, it didn't mean that he couldn't find him, because he had just left with his front foot, and he definitely wouldn't be able to go far with his back foot, so Su Chen made a phone call.
"Hey, is it Beidou? Please reply when you receive it, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm calling you, can't you hear me?"
"Boss, why did you remember to call me, is there nothing going on with the dragon group, or are your little sisters done with it?"
"Don't talk nonsense! You call me up the satellite signal to see where the people who lived here in Guangshan have gone? After finding it, you immediately sent me the coordinates, did you hear me?"
"Boss, who lives in this Guangshang? What little girl makes you so anxious to find someone, and which little girl makes your heart move?
"You stinky boy, what do you think? Don't ask too much, know too much, it's not good for you. ”
"emm, if that's the case, then it's not interesting, harm, it's really boring, okay, don't ask, don't ask, isn't it just to find someone? How hard can it be? Wait, you tell me what that person looks like." ”
"Alas, it's actually nothing, he's just a bad old man, sloppy, with a big long goatee, wearing a broken robe all day long, and I don't know how to change it when it's dirty, the whole person stinks like a fart, it's not a wash, it's a big person, and I won't pay attention to hygiene, like a three-year-old child, I usually don't dare to say it, but he's not here now, don't I just say it casually?"
"Oh, okay then, Star God, are you in a hurry? ”
"I'll do it later, why should I wait? Why can't I be ranked first when I'm here? Don't you know I'm a priority?"
"Star God, it's not that I don't help you, besides, we can't say that, although you are the priority treatment, but that person is the highest priority, I can't afford to offend him, I can't afford to offend you, if I have to offend someone, I'd rather offend you, because the official level crushes people to death!"
"Oh, who is that person? I want to see who dares to rank in front of my Star God, even those high-ranking officials have given me Su someone three points of thin face, I want to see why he dares to rank in front of my dignified Star God!"
"Xingshen, that person you are very familiar with, it is your old chief, Chief Tong Chuan. ”
"What? Old chief? How can he have the leisure to use satellite signals to check people? Isn't he better informed than me? It's not a matter of minutes to find someone? Why do you have to use satellites to find someone, this must be fake? Besides, isn't he even more avoidant than my master, doesn't he say that he has already cultivated his self-cultivation and doesn't care about the world? Is it all fooling people?"
"Then I don't know the reason for this, anyway, he asked me to find someone, and it was a long time ago, I looked for a long time and didn't find any clues, this is about to be delivered, I don't have a clue, I'm busy with anxiety, your call came, this is just making it worse for me!"
"Don't talk nonsense, what is that old fellow's plan? It's not good to stay in his little world, what does he want to mess with?
"I don't know, what Chief Tong means is not something we can figure out. ”
"Alas, then since Chief Tong asked you to find someone, then you can help him find it first, after all, everything pays attention to a first come, first come, first come, I can't intervene in Chief Tong's team, I don't dare, then I'll find it myself, besides, my master can go to those places to stay, and he can't go to other places." ”
"Come on, Star God! If you can't find it, then you can find me again. ”
"You still need to say, I'm not looking for you, who are I looking for, looking for ghosts, what's the use of all that nonsense?"
"Yes, yes, yes, the lesson of the star god is that if it's okay, I'll hang up first, I'm going to help Chief Tong find someone, I don't have time." ”
"Go, go, you unrighteous thing. ”
"This is that I don't pay attention to righteousness, if I usually find out someone for you as soon as possible, but now it's different from the past, the old chief is also asking me to find someone, I can't delay the old chief's meaning, right? I was brought out by the old chief, without the old chief, there would be no me Liu Beidou today, people must learn to be grateful." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, everything you say is right, I can't say you, okay, I don't need you, you just stay where it's cool, I'll find people myself, I don't need you, you can get out, get out of the way, take a taxi and roll, don't appear in front of me again in the future." ”
"Xingshen, I'm sorry, I can't help you with this matter, so you can only cheer on this matter. ”
"Cut, I don't need your help, who really scares about you? Go where you go, I know that I can't count on you kid, get out, get out! In the future, there will be no place for you in this Star God Squad, and you will be expelled." ”
"Don't, Star God, let's talk about it, I'll find it for you now, I'll find it for you now, okay? Don't fire me, it's scary, take back your life!"
"What did you do earlier, wouldn't it be over like this earlier, where did you come from, do you have to say two words to you to be happy? How cheap do you have to be, do you have to be forced by others to help you work? If you know now, why did you bother in the first place? You have to be scolded? I don't understand your ......."
"Oh, Xingshen, don't count me, I'm also here to live, live in the moment, life is forced, I can't help myself, I'm also helpless, my fate is controlled by those capitalists, where do I have freedom." ”
"That's what you asked for, don't think I don't know, why do those capitalists give you less money, don't think I don't know, you open your mouth and open your mouth, and your mouth is in 10,000 yuan, and less than 10,000 yuan is not money, don't you just like this stinky money?"
"Oh, if you see through it, you can tell it, you know it yourself, you have to say it?
"Oh, then I'll tell you the truth, your personality has actually collapsed, so many people are looking at you, your personality has already collapsed and can't collapse anymore, how about it? If you don't believe it, I'll find it for you, eh, find it, you see, it's quite hot, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......, hey, hey, hey, hey,
"Oh, I'll go, what's the matter? How can you ask me to meet people in the future? Xingshen, you are so ruthless! Don't move and lead people's bodies......"
"Anyway, you don't have to go out of the house, and you don't usually need to see anyone, so our brothers often go to see you, otherwise who else can you see? You are a comic, in the comics, you are the first, I will help you destroy the character, I am helping you, and I am still free to help you, do not charge half a penny, this is simply the light of the right way, raise your head and look at it, the sky and the earth are vast, there will be a kind of longing in the heart, called hometown, with injuries all over my body, I am alone in the wind and rain, only blame the years, young and too frivolous, raised the wine in his hand, in this life to be friends, even if the sky is thick and the earth is thick, we have to walk together, time is like flowing water, just like the Yellow River is flowing, how much time is, never look back, the light of the righteous path, shines on the earth, illuminates every dark place, all illuminate, Frank is light, like a man's chest, with infinite strength, so strong, gossip, don't speak, single table hero, Ge Erlang, this Ge Erlang is so bold that he dares to move a ladder to play with the moon, this day, the war burned to his hometown, he picked up a guy, went to the battlefield, others said that he was a bastard, but the mix should be mixed in the right place, one shot on the left, one shot on the right, a devil called Niang, in order to destroy the enemy light, the hero still belongs to Ge Erlang, the light of the righteous path, shines on the earth, illuminates every dark place, all illuminate, openness is light, like a man's chest, has infinite strength, so strong, the light of the righteous path, shines on the earth, to illuminate every dark place, open is light, like a man's chest, with infinite strength, so strong......"
"Today, the light of the righteous path shines on the earth again, ironmen, you say, am I doing the right thing? Every day, pit by pit, pit until the end of the world, I will not admit defeat!"
"I'll go, Star God, do you have to beat the water dogs? I'm already miserable enough, you still come to count me, there is no brother to do." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and do something for me! I won't treat you badly, the matter is done, I'll help you whitewash, besides, this network whitewashing, isn't that a matter of minutes? With capital control, aren't you not bad for money? What can be a big deal, isn't it just a persona, and you can re-establish a new one if the persona is gone, isn't it? Before you forcibly disguised, now you are acting in your true colors. ”
"Damn, you're deliberately cheating me, I'm too difficult......"
"You're a hard fart, it's hard in front of me? You are a what, you der, you're worthy? Are you worthy? Ask if you are worthy of the car keys? You can't imagine the pain I've been going through these days, what are your little difficulties? Look at this, it's time to perform the real technique, two levels of reversal. ”
I saw that Su Chen sent nothing else, but pictures of each of his trial venues, and just after looking at a few photos, the person codenamed Beidou couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted loudly: "This is a trial that people can come up with? This is a special test, right? This is a devil, is it? Fake, is this? This is also something that people can do? This is too exaggerated, this is simply a strong man's difficulty! If I am asked to break through this, I will have to die here in the first level......
"So, what's your little difficulty? I'm really difficult, okay? So, don't show off how difficult you are, it's all an excuse for you to be lazy, hurry up and do it for me, otherwise I'll ask my master to tailor a set of cultivation packages for you, what do you think?"
"I think it's better to forget it, if this is the same as these trials, then I don't have to try again, I just just wait for death, I can't get through, and if I go, I'll die." ”
"Still talking nonsense here, hurry up and check someone for me, if you can't find it, I'll kill you!
"Come on, Xingshen, I won't ink with you anymore, I can't afford ink with you, I'll find it for you first, it's annoying to grind and chirp, and my senior sister will come and beat you in a while!"
"Your senior sister is coming, that's over, I don't have a few days to live, and the good days are coming to an end......"
The name Liu Beidou was very proud, it seemed that when his senior sister came back, he could ignore Su Chen unscrupulously, but it was true, hearing that his senior sister was coming back, Su Chen remembered the past, the former him.
"I once dreamed, the sword to go to the end of the world, take a look, the prosperity of the world, the young heart, always a little frivolous, now, you are all over the world, once made you feel distressed girl, now, quietly without a trace, love always let you, longing, and feel troubled, once let you be bruised, Di li li li di li da da, Di li da da, Di li li da da, walking, on the road to move forward, Di li li li Di li li li da da, Di li li li di li li da da, Di li li li di li li da da, there are sad, there are wonderful, every time, when I am sad, I look at the sea alone, I always think of my friends, walking on the road, how many are healing, Di li li di li li da da, Di li li li di li li da da, Di li li li da da, I don't know how much, lonely night, Di li li li di li li da da, Di li li da da, Di li li da da, since last night, drunk and woke up, every moment, when I was sad, I looked at the sea alone, always thought of my friends, walking on the road, how many are waking up, let us do this glass of wine, good man, mind like the sea, experienced all kinds of life, the warmth and coldness of the world, this smile is warm and innocent, every time, when I am sad, I look at the sea alone, always think of my friends, walking on the road, how many are waking up, let us dry this glass of wine, good man, mind like the sea, experienced all kinds of life, the cold and warm of the world, this smile is warm and innocent……”
Su Chen and Liu Beidou's senior sister had such a story, as for what it is, I don't need to say more, keep it mysterious, anyway, you only need to know that unspeakable story, that's enough, the Buddha said: "Don't say ......", you understand everything......
"It's over, it's over, she's back, then I'll just wait for death, harm, I haven't found the master to ask what the hell is going on, so I died before I got out of the master, I have to avoid her, if I bump into it, then I'll be embarrassed to die, I don't want to see her crazy woman again......"
But she still can't hide, and everyone hides her thousands of times, and suddenly she looks back, but the person is there, and the lights are dim......
"Su Chen, Su Chen, is it really you? Is it really you? But I miss me, where have you been for so many years, why don't you have any news at all? I don't answer phone calls, I don't reply to text messages, I don't know what you're doing, you can't block me? Oh my God, it must be like this, you give me your phone, show me, show me, what are you hiding? You stand there for me, Su Chen, don't run, what are you running when you see me? You stand there for me, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude to you, can't you stand?"
Do you think you can catch up with my speed? You think you can catch up with my speed? You think it's beautiful, if I stand still, then it's okay? Hahahahaha, you can't beat me, there's no way, I'm so strong, hahahahaha, you can't catch up with me, lala, laal, hahaha, you can do it, you can get on, I'm not afraid at all, hahahahaha, I can't skin me, lala, la......"
"Good boy, I haven't seen you for many years, your attributes have not changed, look at the fight!"
"Be merciful, Sister Lan, I haven't seen you for so many years, do you want to be so ruthless when you first meet?
"Don't talk nonsense, you kid has to be like this, you kid is a bad beating, hurry up and let me beat you up, otherwise, I'll be chasing you today, let's just consume it, see which of us can consume whom, what do you think? If you honestly let me beat up today, then let's treat it as if nothing happened, but if you still run, let me catch you, isn't it just a matter of beating you for a time or two, do you hear? Are you standing there waiting to be beaten, or waiting for me to catch you being beaten, choose one for yourself, whether you live standing or die on your knees, hurry up and choose one, I'm still in a hurry, I don't have time to spend it with you here. ”
"Can I choose neither?"
"You want to be beautiful, you have to choose one for me today, do you want to die or live, if you want to live, just stand there obediently for me and don't move, but if you dare to run, don't blame me for being unkind to you. ”
"No, Sister Lan, just let me go, I'm still a child. ”
"Bah, you're not a big boss, and you're still pretending to be tender with me here, you're a fart kid, your little mind is very bad. ”
"Sister Lan, believe me, I really don't have any crooked thoughts this time. ”
"I believe that you are a ghost, you kid is very bad, you have a bad stomach, who knows where it will be used in the next moment, you still want to fool me, tell you, impossible. ”
"Sister Lan, just let me go, I really don't have any crooked thoughts this time. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I won't believe you anymore this time, you kid has been lying all day long, believe you again, I'll write my name upside down in Yu Nuolan. ”
"Do you have to play so ruthlessly, Sister Lan, let me go, I'm serious this time!"
"You're serious, but I'm not, you have to be beaten today, or you won't know who you are. ”
"Oh my God, I'm convinced, Sister Lan, is it too late to regret knowing you now?"
"It's too late to fart, you know me, do you still want to regret it? You stinky boy is really looking for a fight, aren't you?"
"I, I, I, I'm not, I'm not sincere, I'm sincerely looking for a fight. ”
"Hey, you kid, it's the other way around, isn't it? The wind has stopped, the rain has sunny, do you think you're okay again? ”
"Sister Lan spare my life, I'm just begging my junior brother to do something, how dare I touch your people?"
"I don't dare to forgive you, then you stand there, what are you running, what are you running, are you in a hurry to be reincarnated? If you don't run, you can die." ”
"This, I really can't say, senior sister, can you raise your noble hand and let me go. ”
"Impossible, it's impossible to let you go, it's impossible to let you go in this life, I'm going to pester you for the rest of my life, you can't run away, give up." ”
"Oh my God, my earth, it's all right, come and take her away, I can't stand it, ahhhh
"You kid will die of this heart, even if you shout to break your throat, no one will dare to save you, I have already said hello in advance, who dares to come to save you, I will fight him together, no one dares to come, you will put ten thousand hearts." ”
"My mother-in-law has rebelled? I have to clean up after them, what kind of stuff are these? Not firm at all, just let you buy them casually? This is too unconfident, right?"
"What's the matter, anyway, you can't run away today, obediently accept your fate, and obey my sister!"
"I don't want it, I don't want it, even if you get my body, you can't get my soul. ”
"Sister doesn't want your soul, sister only needs your body is enough, come on, follow sister, give up resistance. ”
"I don't want ......"
Su Chen quickened his pace of escape, so can he run away......?