Chapter 9: The Qiankun Palace
It is said that the poor are rich, and the rich children cannot suffer losses, which is obviously wrong. Xiao Jin Ye slept until dawn, Xu was a poor donkey yesterday, his whole body was sore, and his head instantly made the wrong chord.
arrived at the cabbage and steamed buns of Shenxiao Palace. The young master was stunned for a day's grievances, and finally became angry. shouted that the old man with a cow's nose was going to kill Lao Tzu, and he would dislike feeding the dog with coarse tea and light rice, and he had to ask the old man who had kept the rules and precepts for 60 years to change to beef and old wine. He also specially instructed the meat to be a good tender cow, otherwise he would stuff his teeth when he was old. The wine should be the old cellar of Heyang, otherwise it will be like horse urine!
At first, the old Taoist priest of Shenxiao Palace thought that the Lord of Long Live was here, but he couldn't help it when he made a fuss about half a stick of incense, so he chased him with a kitchen knife. Poor, the little Jin Ye was hungry, and when he ran dozens of miles of mountain roads and was half dead, he was tired and went to the ground, took out the big white bun in his arms, and took a bite of the real fucking incense, and then he was moved.
At this moment, more than a thousand disciples outside the Wuji Hall lined up in a long line, waiting for the master to lead the people. Ke Zhen held the roster in his evil hand, and searched for it dozens of times, but he couldn't find the Tanhualang who made a big celebration yesterday, and he was angry at the moment thinking that this bastard boy had let the tiger take it away or let the old wolf take it out.
simply, if he wants to pick up a large pen, he will be removed from the list, but Liuyun on the side has never spoken, and he can only give up.
After a while, I saw a man walking in the distance, a young Taoist priest dressed as a young Taoist, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a purple lip with a little coolness, eight feet tall standing in that group of teenagers quite stand out from the crowd, and what is even more eye-catching is a pair of heavy dark circles, as if he always can't sleep enough, he has been yawning since he entered the eyes, and he is extremely lazy.
"Youheng!"
Ke Zhen glared at him viciously.
The Taoist priest named You Heng was even more lazy to speak, stretched out his hand and bowed, and then answered.
Ke Zhen snorted coldly and chuckled:
"Why, are all the people in your Qiankun Hall so scattered? The divine dragon who is a master sees the head and does not see the tail, and the disciple pretends to be deaf and dumb and unruly!"
Facing the head of the Martial Arts Division of Shenxiao Palace, you Heng still went his own way, as if this scarred face was shouting to the air, and he was happy and idle.
The two were in a stalemate for a long time, and finally, You Heng stared at each other with wide eyes, sighed, and said slowly:
"Uncle Shi, if you want to teach a disciple, then it will be considered a lesson, if there is nothing to do, I will leave first, and the master is still waiting for me to copy the Emperor's scriptures and examinations?"
Ke Zhen frowned deeply, what do you mean even if he has been taught a lesson? Could it be that he can't teach him a lesson as a teacher? He couldn't help but darken his face, and today he has to punish this unsuccessful thing.
"Suppress evil, gossip less......"
Suddenly, a voice came from behind the people for a long time, and Ke Zhenwei was obviously stunned, if it was the Liuyun Tianzun of the Shenxiao Palace, who else could there be?
He glanced at the Youheng Daoist with some annoyance, stretched out his hand to hand over a white jade order, and snorted coldly:
"Tell your master, this is a disciple of the Qiankun Hall who was personally selected by the master. ”
You Heng took it casually, screaming that the trouble was dead, and he swayed one step at a time, without even saying hello, and walked out of the Dragon and Tiger Terrace by himself.
Ke Zhen looked at his back, said coldly in his heart, and said with a smile:
A waste enters the Sword Sect, that's the best.
If it was in the past, the little girl named Cui'er in the Piaoxiang Pavilion must have looked up with a smiling face, handed over a plate of chilled grapes, and then asked softly and glutinously:
Young master, Cui'er will give you a thump on your calf?
Hey, those little hands are amazing, white, tender and smooth, and when they hit people's legs, they are as sweet as eating sugar crispy preserves. At the beginning, when Ji Tianyao bought this girl, she threatened to train her to be Xiao Hongyan's successor. Xiao Jin Ye's fiery eyes can be seen at once, this kind of little jasper is definitely not coquettish material. Just between that smile and smile, there is no explicit style from the old lady, but the shy and innocent love is quite in line with my own taste.
As a result, the little heel was able to be in the wolf's den under the full protection of the calf of the young owner.
Thinking of this, Jin Liang didn't feel a sour nose, the girl herself had never touched a finger, and when she was eighteen years old, she ran away with the rough man who went south and north.
Unknowingly, at the moment, it was "Cui'er, Cui'er ......" again, not to mention how sad it was.
Right now, he began to regret it, and ran out of the realm of the Infinite Palace, looking at the mountains and mountains, and there were a few unknown beast howls faintly beside his ears, and the people who called were terrified.
Grandma's, if you jump out of a white-fronted eye-catching worm, you have to let you eat it, the young master's body has fine skin and tender meat, maybe you will become a sperm if you really eat it!
Jin Liang secretly thought, he is tired now, hungry and cold, the white steamed bun he ate in the morning, it is estimated that he will not be able to withstand it for a long time, hateful, the dog Taoist priest of donkey grass, why didn't he catch up with him with a kitchen knife, so he could leave a whole corpse.
He was scolding like this, dragging and walking all the way, and suddenly, not far in front of him, a low bush moved like a convulsion. Xiao Jin Ye's nerves were open-minded, and he screamed earth-shatteringly, and ran away, and said secretly:
Lao Tzu is really Chrysostom, the chosen son, if he said it casually, Amitabha Buddha actually took it seriously!
After a long time, a person came out of the pile of dead leaves, it was You Heng, I saw that he lazily stretched out a fork, glanced at the branch hooked in the left corner, and said helplessly:
"It's a good robe, and I have to make it up, this kid is real, scared like a chicken cub, troublesome ......"
Although he said so, his means were extremely high, and his body flashed, and the blue-white shadow was long gone.
Xiao Jin Ye swore that in this life, if he is rich, he will be mighty and unkind, and his wish to have a group of wives and concubines has not been realized, so he must not be able to go to Lord Yama's house to order something!
A typical two hundred and five, who knows if there will be sequelae after eating.
He was really tired, and said in his heart: It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous, it's almost like it's really a golden scale pot wrapped meat, a human meat buffet!
But he looked at the two big eyes full of dark circles, like a pool of spring water looking at himself.
"My grass, your uncle!"
As a little overlord who has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, his first reaction is to raise his foot and kick it, but unfortunately, you Heng is no one, and if you are kicked by a little chicken cub, then he will be in vain as a big disciple of Qiankun Palace, and he doesn't need to mix in Shenxiao Palace.
Raising your hand is a blow to the big ear scraper, whether you are exploring the flowers, or Lang exploring the flowers, at the moment it is Venus in the eyes, seven meat and eight vegetables.
"Who are you scolding?"
The golden scales were shot out more than three feet away by him, and instead of being angry, he was happy, and shouted:
"The people of Shenxiao Palace have a good method, and they finally see the living!"
You Heng was stunned for a moment, secretly thinking that this kid was not delirious by his own slap, how could he talk nonsense, but after thinking about it, he thought about it again, and yes, if it were a normal person, who would enter the Qiankun Palace!
"From now on, I am your senior brother You Heng, you come with me!"
Xiao Jin Ye was overjoyed, who knows, just now, he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants.
All the way to the east, Xiao Jin Ye puffed out his cheeks, a nosebleed and hung on his red lips like a rejection, simply, the road of the Qiankun Palace is clean, and most of the people in the Shenxiao Palace are reluctant to go here, no one sees it, otherwise, it is a news that the whole world celebrates, and the 10,000-year-old demon from the Shenxiao Palace was surrendered, and he admired the means of death Youheng.
For the senior brother who fell from the sky, Jin Liang still couldn't figure out his routine, and tried in every possible way, and found that he hadn't said a word except for a few words to answer, um, oh, ah, ah, indifferent, like a new tea, which made people tasteless.
He seriously doubted that this typical lazy elder brother had lacked love since he was a child, or his parents died early, just like his mother's angry little daughter-in-law, who was a mute named Hanako on the side of Lin'an Street, and he also knew that he would express his meaning with emotion, and this Youheng plan had no future!
After walking more than ten miles of mountain roads, it was under the urging of Xiao Jin Ye to bomb wildly and frantically several times that they arrived at the Qiankun Palace. Great, a big hall, broken bricks and tiles, two copper-headed iron doors, poured one at the moment, overgrown weeds in front of the hall, faintly a group of mice crawled with their homes, said that it was a big road paved with stone slabs, after the wind and rain, overgrown with moss, and the feet were very slippery when stepping on it. Compared with the Wuji Palace, what is the majestic domineering of the Luoxia Palace, this place can be called a third-class cripple.
Fortunately, there is a dragon and tiger platform in the Wuji Palace, and there is also a Qiankun Palace, two rows of blades are rusty and mottled, a mighty dragon's head big ring knife, gray and black makes people worry, the wooden knife handle has been mothed by insects for some days, and it is almost broken.
"Senior brother, are you sure this is the Qiankun Palace?"
Jin Liang now seriously suspects that Liuyun Lao Dao has collected the money and has not done anything, and has exiled himself to the bitter kiln of the mountain col, can this ghost place still live in people? In his impression, the six halls of Shenxiao Palace should be brilliantly lit, and the law should be solemn, so the situation of the Qiankun Palace is not as stable as the Jigong Temple where Xiaohuzi lives, at least the place is small and does not leak.
"What are you talking about!"
You Heng was lazy, and he didn't have time to look at his white eyes.
led the little junior brother into the Qiankun Palace, there were almost no furnishings in the main hall, and there were no seats and benches.
One of the statues of Taiyi is similar to the Wuji Palace, but the old man in charge of the twenty-eight stars is gray-faced, and the tributes on the table are not known to be sacrificed in what year and month, they have long been dried, not to mention the incense candles, at this moment, Jin Liang is really worried that if Taiyi has a spirit in the sky, he will have to send down a divine thunder to kill this unfilial descendant.
"Follow me!"
You Heng took the lead and led him through the main hall to a small room that looked like an ancestral hall, which was different from the main hall, with tall candles and hundreds of spiritual seats neatly placed on an offering table, which made people's hearts tremble.
"Get on your knees!"
You Heng instructed, Xiao Jin Ye is a Tanhualang who has read books for a few years, he knows very well that he kneels to heaven and earth, kneels to kings, kneels to his parents at home, and kneels to gods when he goes out. This unclear, unclear and unclear few dead people, can still make themselves kneel?
was about to refute, but who knew that You Hengren didn't say much, and when he raised his leg, he kicked it, and as soon as his knees were weak, he knelt down on the spot.
"Now I say one, you will kowtow, starting with the first head of the Qingyuzi......"
Jin Liang didn't want to knock, but when he saw the Qiankun Hall broken into this bird-like look, he thought that this green jade spirit in the sky must not be spiritual, what kind of strength does this ancestor master have? Who knows, You Heng raised his slap, and the little Jin Ye was completely cowardly, and secretly said that this slap hurts, and kowtow is still lighter than being slapped.
Next, the second patriarch stopped knowing that the twelfth patriarch had stopped. Then You Heng began to count:
"This is Senior Sister, Second Senior Brother, Fourth Senior Brother......"
Jin Yan was startled, and hurriedly stopped:
"Senior brother, are you wrong, how can there be a spiritual position of a senior lady on it, and I counted how the rest are all fellow senior brothers!"
You Heng was impatient, snorted, and scolded:
"Little rabbit, don't talk nonsense, tell you to knock!"
Jin Liang was helpless, how could he not be able to stand up in front of this senior brother, but looking at the posture, it seems that there is no one in this Qiankun Hall except for him and You Heng, is it that they are all dead? This is too unbelievable.
Hmph, in the next three years, with such a lazy senior brother, the two of them stared at each other, and they had to be slapped by him from time to time, and life would definitely be difficult.
Next, Jin Liang couldn't count how many knocks he had made, but he felt as if his head had doubled, and when he stood up, he was still dizzy.
"Senior brother, why is there still a spiritual seat there that is not engraved with a name?"
You Heng didn't speak, but instead, Jin Liang seemed to suddenly think of something, and said excitedly:
"Could it be that Master also went?"
Thinking of yesterday, the sects of masters such as Song Dayi and Ke Zhenwei in the Wuji Palace, it is better for me, the unmasked master, to go with peace of mind.
You Heng rolled his eyes, he was now sure that this kid was not only two hundred and five, but also had the potential to fear that the world would not be chaotic.
"Don't talk nonsense, if Master hears it, there will be an extra tablet for you here. ”
The golden scales are embarrassed. It's weird enough to find this senior brother, and now this Qiankun Hall is even more incredible.
"And where is Master?"
You Hengshun pointed to the direction of the back mountain and said:
"In the Wind Thunder Pavilion, I have been in retreat for sixteen years. ”
Jin Liang let out an "oh", secretly thinking that this old man is really weird, he has been in retreat for sixteen years, can he be a normal person?
"I don't know if I'm alive or dead?"
You Heng sighed, and finally got serious, looked into the distance, and replied:
"It used to be fine, but in the past month, I have been delivering food, and no one has touched it, which is really a bit difficult to say. ”
Jin Liang was stunned, and suddenly his stomach growled, and he found that it was almost dark, so he made up a steamed bun, and he should have starved to death, and he blamed too many senior brothers for death, and he was knocked unconscious.
"Senior brother, I'm hungry!"
You Heng rolled his eyes, and the thick black bags under his eyes were even more obvious. Sure enough, he can't do anything with this kid, and he is the first to eat.
After a while, You Heng brought a basket of yellow, dry and hard white steamed buns, as well as a few stacks of leftover radishes and pickles, and said sloppily:
"Let's eat a little bit alive, if you don't starve. ”
Jin Liang's willow eyebrows raised more than two feet high, he is Jin Gui's young master, Ji Tianyao has been in Lin'an for a few years, where is he willing to let him eat leftovers, he eats the rest and feeds others is almost the same!
At that moment, he started to shoot the case and shouted:
"Dogs don't eat this cold dish!"
You Heng didn't bother to slap him again, an idiot ate too many slaps, at most he was a super idiot, if he couldn't take care of himself in life, he wouldn't have to trouble himself to death in the future.
So, he said coldly:
"If you don't want to eat, walk more than ten miles of mountain roads to the kitchen of Shenxiao Palace to beg for it, but I guess it's ......."
You Heng looked at the sky for a moment, and said with a sneer:
"There are wolves and tigers in this mountain, it's really hard to say!"
Jin Lin was stunned, he had really seen the power of the white-fronted eye-catching insect, that year, there was a troupe into Lin'an, and a seven-month-old tiger in the background made a threat, biting more than a dozen people in a row, and finally Li Zongbing personally bent the bow to shoot to death, thinking about it, this kind of beast is terrible tight, a claw is bigger than his head, compared to eating some leftovers, he is not as good as the mighty and subservient.
Seeing that he was much more honest, You Heng didn't care, and arranged a place to live after dinner, which was next door to his room. This is bitter little Jin Ye, it is not dark yet, so he sleeps in front of the bed, remembering that at this moment, the lights in the Piaoxiang Pavilion should be brightly lit, the men from the south to the north drink and flirt, and the girls also opened the scene of taking over the business, this broken ground really makes him unable to adapt.
When it was over, You Heng looked at him with a look on his face and said:
"Ming'er, I'll teach you some introductory homework when I get up on the fifth watch, so that the master won't ask me and punish me!"
Jin Liangmu nodded in agreement, looking at the gray and yellow of the dead cowhide blanket under a kerosene lamp, lying on it, he actually smelled a smell of rot, and there was a murmur under the bed, and he didn't know if it was the night mouse who came to the door to chatter, and the startled little Jin Ye walked on thin ice all night, trembling and unable to sleep.
At this moment, he was discouraged, swore that he hated Princess Changle again, and scolded: Slut, sooner or later, the master will let you know the means! Poor, a few unknown lice crawled by, he sat up in shock, held his head with both hands like crazy, and shouted:
"Senior brother, there are lice!"
After a long time, waiting for the candle flame to burn a long time, a lazy voice came from the next room, saying:
"It's okay, they won't bite you when they're full!"
A cold sweat broke out on the back of Jin Scale's head, the first thing he did now was to rush to the Wuji Palace, grab Liuyun's goatee, beat him violently, and get the ten thousand taels of silver back, and the second thing was to return to the Daqi Kyoto Palace, touch the side of Changle's bed, give her a meal of five flowers and tie up, and then shave her with big ears and smoke her as if she didn't want money.
No way!
Xiao Jin Ye thought about it in his heart, and said secretly:
This broken place can't stay, you must run! Great, it's to resist the will, return to Lin'an, take Sister Yao, run to other countries, catch the head, can't catch it, with his own and Sister Yao's means, it's not a comeback in minutes, the flowers are red and willow green, and when the time comes, eating fragrant and drinking spicy is not better than squatting in this bitter kiln!
He asked me to get up on the fifth watch, and the master just gave you a Li Dai Taozhuang, and the four days slipped away, senior brother, I'm sorry for you!