Chapter 14: Yang Le's "Brother"
Because of this escape, Ao Bai must have another hundred years to have a chance to be reincarnated, and because he does not meet the conditions for living in major apartments, he can only wander the streets "below" for a hundred years.
Yang Le: "I don't know how Xiaoxi's recent studies are, the facts tell us, sometimes I really don't blame my mother-in-law for being ruthless, there is no real estate, even if you are Aobai, you can only live on the street!"
The three of them, who were in a daze, followed a group of wild cats into the pavilion, each holding a wooden stick in their hands, and chanting words in their mouths.
"Long live my emperor, long live, long live, long live......"
Yang Le: "Zhong Aiqing is flat~." ”
As soon as Yang Le's words fell, the wild cats beside him dispersed in a hurry, and Zhang Mengmeng and the others gradually came to their senses, looking at the wooden stick in their hands, they couldn't speak for a long time, especially when they thought of the summer when they called themselves "Little Tianzi's father-in-law" just now, they were disgusted by themselves.
"Yang Le, what's going on?"
Three inquiries sounded at the same time, Yang Le scratched his head, and he had an idea.
“...... I don't understand what you're talking about. ”
In the end, it was the erudite Zhang Mengmeng who gave the answer.
"This garden is located in the suburbs, and there are many trees around it, so we should have accidentally inhaled the miasma and hallucinated, so we made those inexplicable actions just now. ”
There are really only four of them left in the entire Full Moon Garden now, because the sky is too dark, they can't see the road signs clearly, they looked for a long time before they came out of it, along the way, the two beauties grabbed Yang Le's arm left and right and trembled a little, and even the summer on the side couldn't help but get closer to Yang Le.
Pedestrians on the road outside the park were a little puzzled to see this posture.
"A new haunted house project in the Full Moon Garden?"
Back in the room, due to some fright, Chen Xiaoyun even offered to sleep with Zhang Mengmeng at night. This is a bitter pain for our Yang Le - dinner is gone!
With his stomach growling, he was holding a cup of coffee in his hand, but he suddenly felt happy in his heart, only to see a figure suddenly in the cup.
"Call Yang Le~Call Yang Le~"
Yang Le: "Isn't this Nezha's mobile phone? You little kid can't be my big nephew who has never been masked, right? I haven't slept this big night, don't you have to go to kindergarten tomorrow? Ask Nezha's bastard to talk to me." ”
A child wearing a red belly pocket and about two or three years old JJ was exposed, looking at Yang Le with a wicked smile.
"Bold Yang Le, how did you talk to my father? My father can say, we are the same generation, you have to call my father uncle, no matter how big or small, no wonder he was relegated to the world. ”
Yang Le: "I... Nezha, get out of here!"
But I heard a faint voice next to me.
"Xiao Yang, I didn't hear what you just said, you say it again?"
Yang Le: "Hey~, it's Uncle Li? Isn't this angry with your grandson?"
Nezha hurriedly grabbed the phone and came out to solve the siege.
"Yang Le! How did you talk to my father? We are of the same generation, my father is your uncle! By the way, let me introduce to you in a grand way, that little fart boy just now is my son, his name is Na Le!
Yang Le: "I... What kind of scumbag are you scum! What kind of broken name did you take? Hurry up and change it for me! Your old Li family knows to take advantage of me!"
There was nothing to say all night, the two beauties had nightmares all night, and they didn't fall asleep slowly until the sky was slightly bright, it stands to reason that they could sleep in the same bed with their idols, Zhang Mengmeng should be very excited, but he was too sleepy to think about this aspect at all.
Summer doesn't know why, they didn't come to pick them up as early as usual, which caused Yang Le's food to become a big problem, and after glancing at the prices on the menu, Yang Le walked straight to the door under the stunned gaze of the restaurant waiter.
At this moment, Yang Le, who was about to suck two sips of fried liver sold at a roadside stall, suddenly received a call from Nezha, and Nele and Yang Le in the bowl looked at each other, feeling like they were kissing.
"uh~~~"
Yang Le, who was disgusted for a while, spit directly into the trash can, and an uncle from the old imperial capital next to him explained to his grandson.
"See? This person is from the south, and he can't get used to eating our bite. ”
......
Yang Le didn't care about it, as if talking to himself.
"Small... Small... What the hell are you going to do, kid, go and change this name!"
Na Le was not angry, and gestured the slingshot made of tree branches in his hand towards Yang Le and said.
"Uncle Yang, my father said that you were in the sky at the beginning, and the slingshot technique was second only to him, no, I also made one, but I didn't hit it accurately, when will you teach me?"
Yang Le was a mouthful of old blood again, and he almost didn't spurt out.
"Don't tell me, you kid, you're using the world as a target!"
"Uncle Le, at this moment, I think you are much smarter than my father, I'll hang up first!
The TV in the restaurant suddenly broke a piece of news.
"Emergency insertion, emergency insertion, there was a celestial falling incident in Chelyabinsk Oblast, astronomical experts said that the meteorite has a diameter of 17 meters and weighs 7,000 tons, and is crashing into Planet D at a speed of Mach 54, and the fastest missile of mankind is only Mach 20, and the explosion will cause a global earthquake, please take protective measures! Emergency insertion! Emergency insertion......
At the moment when everyone was watching TV and frowning, Yang Le turned into a white light and flew into the sky, and Jin Wu seemed to have received the news, and the increasingly dazzling sunlight became Yang Le's best cover.
The only child in the restaurant who didn't watch TV pulled the corner of his grandfather's clothes and said.
"Grandpa, that uncle just now turned into a light and flew away!"
The child's mind is always wild, and the old man has not been surprised over the years, but he said to the little grandson with some urging.
"Child, don't think about useless things all day, hurry up and find a square to avoid after eating, the TV said that there is still half an hour, there should be enough time, don't waste it!"
Yang Le was full of firepower and flew to the atmosphere above Goose Rose, during which the speed was too fast, the clothes on his body were burned, but at this moment he couldn't care so much, the world was just watching the excitement on TV, but Yang Le, as the patron saint of the world, knew the seriousness of this incident, if the small stones shot by the slingshot of the bastard ball really hit the ground, it would bring ruin to the world, and even be extinct like the legendary dinosaur.