Chapter 536: Please Let Me Go
It's true that dogs can't spit out ivory in their mouths, and scum is scum, and they will say such foul language at any time. Zhang Qingyun didn't have a good face, especially when he saw Lu Ming speaking so improperly, his heart was even more unhappy.
"I said senior sister, you came to my window in the middle of the night, did you want to peep at me, or did you want to lure me outside, and wanted to have a love affair with me! But I didn't tell you during the day, you don't look good, and to be honest, if you want to fall in love with me, I have to think about it. Lu Ming said teasingly.
"Bastard, who wants to fall in love with you, the ghost is in love with you, the old lady brought you here to settle the day's account with you, you think it's cheap for you, kiss me and I still want to, just forget it!" Zhang Qingyun gritted his teeth and said that he remembered that he was not only lightly treated during the day, but also slapped twice, which is simply a great insult!
"What do you want to do, senior sister? ”
"Well, since you have said so, well, my request is very simple, that is, you will self-immolate outside the realm of the young faction. I've brought some flammable stuff with me, and as soon as I spray it on you, you'll be gone. Zhang Qingyun said as he took out a fire fold and a small gourd from his arms, and the gourd contained some flammable liquid. It's something he's carefully concocted, and as long as it is lightly sprinkled on the object, or just on it, it will destroy the object in an instant.
At this moment, Zhang Qingyun had already opened the gourd, and an unpleasant smell immediately came out.
Lu Ming smelled the smell and immediately knew what this thing was. "Senior sister, you are too ruthless, let me self-immolate, and bring such a flammable and explosive thing, to be honest, it doesn't matter if I die myself, but your thing is not stable at all, if it hits the pond fish and blows you up, then wouldn't the two of us become unjust ghosts, and when we get to Lord Yama, maybe others will think that we are husband and wife." ”
"Well, you thief, you're still in the mood to say something like that. Now that we're outside the realm of the Spirit Immortal Sect, do you know why I brought you here?"
"It's very simple, the student died before the test, of course it will be spread one after another, but if it dies outside the realm of the Lingxian Sect, then it has nothing to do with the Lingxian Sect, and even if someone comes to check, they can't find anything, and in the end, it won't be over, and the Lingxian Sect doesn't have to bear any responsibility. ”
Zhang Qingyun clapped his hands, a smile appeared on his face, and he muttered: "It seems that you are not so stupid as a thief, and you can still know so much." Although I know that your level is quite high, and you have reached the fifth grade, but the identity of the fifth rank here is not so delicate. You know, you can't beat me at all, so I advise you to tie your hands and set yourself on fire as I want. ”
"Little sister, your taste is too heavy, you don't want me to self-immolate and die before you come to enjoy it. Rather than that, it's better to come and enjoy my body while I'm still alive, so that even if I die, I feel worth it, and I think it's good to be despised by people like the world. Lu Ming weighed the difference in strength between the two sides, although he didn't have it, Zhang Qingyun was so strong, but it was not easy to defeat him.
Besides, his current level is low-level, and he is also a rare figure in the entire Void World, if he can fall, then it will not be in vain to cultivate so much. And it is even more impossible to complete the task to see his father and sister Lu Kexin, and it is even more impossible to get a reward from Dugu Qingfeng and cure his sister's leg disease.
What he didn't expect was that the skills of the human immortal dao here were the same as those of the alien beasts, and their level was always much higher than that of the martial artists.
"If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll kill you right now. Zhang Qingyun gritted her teeth and said, she really didn't expect that the little bastard in front of her was not frightened by her appearance, but continued to tease, like during the day, debauched and uninhibited.
In fact, in her heart, she didn't want to put others to death, but if she didn't take this breath after thinking about it, she was afraid that the little junior brother would have to bully the senior sister every day in the future, and he didn't want to live such a day, so he still wanted to come over and see the tone of this little bastard.
What she didn't expect was that Lu Ming didn't eat him and continued to tease her for making fun of him.
"Ouch, my little sister, I know you are reluctant to kill me, you just want to scare and scare me, to be honest, you are a senior sister, I will definitely become your junior brother's senior sister in the future, it stands to reason that I should also take care of my junior brother, you have to worry about me, I am thin on you, but in fact, it is just a misunderstanding, even if it is not a misunderstanding, you think about why I should scare you, just because you are good-looking, if you look like an ugly monster, which man dares to despise you, he would have been scared by you a long time ago. Although I must be crooked in your opinion, but if you taste it carefully, am I right?"
Turning on the function of nonsense, in Lu Ming's opinion, it has been tried and tested, although he has not been in contact with many women, but in real life she still knows some truth, which he has to be thankful for, after watching so many TV series, he knows what some women think in their hearts.
Having said that, Zhang Qingyun was so angry when he heard such a crooked reasoning, he wanted to throw the gourd in his hand and smash it on Lu Ming's body, so that he could breathe a sigh of relief, but reason told him that he couldn't do this, the reason why he led this little bastard to the realm of the Spirit Immortal Sect was just to teach him a lesson, and he didn't have a plan to kill him.
"Little bastard, you little thief, I still say so many crooked reasoning, I really don't know what you think, but I tell you that you will definitely not pass tomorrow's test, and you will still get out of our Lingxian Sect when the time comes, and our Lingxian Sect is not a matter of whoever wants to come. ”
"It's okay, young lady, you forgot that I am really familiar with the head, to be honest, the head is really good to me, just now she came over to tell me personally, just now you don't know that the head of the house is still a little bit of a thought about me, I almost suffered, alas, it's a pity to think about it. ”
"How nice it would have been if I hadn't been able to control it just now, and now I'm already lying in Gentle Villa, enjoying the warmth brought by such a beautiful woman. Young lady, if you want to do this, I don't have to do it, at most I will lose a little bit of my body's aura, but I can get your favor, then I am also very happy, I am afraid that I will not have so much energy to deal with the test tomorrow. ”
Lu Ming paused, and continued to talk nonsense: "But come to think of it, if I get your favor and lose the opportunity to test, then I have no regrets, anyway, there is no one here, you just did something to me and others can't see it, right?"
"Even if you kid is still sensible, you know that you don't want to go through the back door, so my hard work has not been in vain. Lu Ming, when you remember who I am, you will definitely know why I chose you. When the time comes, I'm afraid that you will be able to stand on my side and do something beautiful with me. Ning Wuhua looked at Lu Ming affectionately and said earnestly.