After being busy for so long, Yang Le finally had a chance to take a good rest, Zhang Mengmeng was named by him the title of "Bad Friend", the reason is that since he met her, Yang Le has slept more and more times.

"Yang Le!Is Yang Le there?crunch~~"

Aunt Zhang decisively pushed open the door after calling two words and no one answered, and the small branch used as a deadbolt did not play any role at all.

Aunt Zhang: "Yang Le, didn't you tell the kid to change the door? What's the matter? Do you really want me to carry this old bone on your back?"

The sleepy-eyed Yang Le grabbed his hair and walked out of the bedroom, still muttering.

"Aunt Zhang, your old body is definitely worth ten of me, you came in with such a thick wooden stick without much effort, in my opinion, you can live at least 120 years old!"

This sycophant was slapped silently, and Aunt Zhang was very useful, and after laughing for a while, she suddenly became very serious and said.

"Yang Le! You actually forgot about such a big thing today, and you are still sleeping at home! Fortunately, this kid is clever and nothing happened. Come on, come on, look who's coming!"

I saw a three-year-old child with bright eyes and bright teeth, wearing a padded jacket with a piggyback pattern, stepping on a pair of polished small leather shoes and rushing straight into Yang Le's arms, and anyone with tearful eyes couldn't help but feel distressed when they saw it.

"Woo woo~~, Dad! Dad! I can find you, my mother ran away with a person surnamed Li and sent me to you, and in the future, only our father and son will depend on each other! Dad! I miss you so much!"

This sudden sudden attack made Yang Le instantly sleepless, kicked the stinky boy to the ground, and said viciously.

"Get out, who's your father? The one surnamed Li is your father, don't think you'll be able to lie to me when you get here!"

Aunt Zhang on the side didn't expect Yang Le to be so violent to her children, on weekdays, she didn't dare to put a fart who was bullied, and she went up to ninety-nine to just go, except for her old lady Zhang, almost the entire community bullied him.

But after thinking about it, Yang Le may have something unspeakable, and even mental disorder may have a lot to do with this child, thinking of this, Aunt Zhang hugged the child who was sobbing quietly on the ground, and persuaded her bitterly.

"Yang Le, maybe the child is sorry for you, but I have seen your account before, after all, the two of you have no evidence, I am also a person from here, which young man has not indulged? But this child is innocent, after all, it is your own flesh and blood, if you feel too stressed, I can help you apply for relief!"

Yang Le was speechless, and felt a little bitter in his heart: "I just rested for two days, how can I forget this goods, forget it, just call myself dad when I open my mouth, I'm still a yellow flower guy, what's this called!"

The person who came was naturally demoted to the world by the Jade Emperor before, Nezha's son Nele, but this kid's current identity certificate reads: "Name: Yang Nale, Gender: Male, Age: 3 years old......"

Yang Nale, who was in Aunt Zhang's arms, saw that Yang Le was silent, and immediately took out a piece of paper from the small schoolbag behind him and handed it to him carefully.

"Dad, this is the paternity test that my mother took me to do, don't worry, I am really your own son!"

Yang Le: "I... The surname is Li, Lao Tzu and your family are not finished!"

Aunt Zhang took Yang Le's hand, and after arranging all the trivial matters for the child to go to kindergarten, she shook her head and left on her own, sighing and muttering a few words on the stairs.

"Hey~, what a hard-working child, he doesn't care if he is a mother, he can't even manage himself when he is a father, and he will have to rely on us old bones to contribute more in the future!"

Yang Le: "......"

Now that there is no one else in the house, Yang Nale instantly put away his ancestral acting skills, wiped his nose and tears with his sleeve, threw away his schoolbag, kicked off the small shoes he was wearing on his feet, and sat on the sofa and said to Yang Le.

"Dad, it doesn't matter if it's kissed or, I'm your son, after all, you're an adult, you can't be angry with me as a child. ”

Yang Le's raising of his hand was a brain collapse, and he was running around with his head covered at home.

"Boy, go and put your schoolbag and stinky shoes for Lao Tzu! My Yang Le's son is not so good, I will give you three chapters of the law today!"

"First, you and I are scholars, starting tomorrow, you must give me to and from school on time, and the homework assigned by the teacher must be completed according to the quality and quantity! If I find out that I have done my homework wrong, you can go below to find your senior brother Xiaoxi to inquire about the consequences. ”

"Second, I don't care about children fighting, but it's all up to you! Your mana is sealed by Heavenly Court, don't look for me for anything, if you don't want to, go and reincarnate, I don't care about this!"

"Third, you can't do anything that violates the law and discipline, I'm a five-good young man, and I can't destroy my good image in the eyes of the masses because of you. ”

If you dare to fall in love before the age of 500, I will let you feel the profession of "father-in-law"!"

"Fifth ......"

Yang Nale: "Dad~Dad! Didn't you say three chapters? Why did the fifth come out?"

Yang Le: "You are still the son of a fairy, don't you understand three lives and all things?"

Yang Nale: "......"

As the saying goes, although Yang Le has to bring a "burden", there are still a lot of benefits, at least what cooking, mopping the floor, washing socks and underwear and other chores, now it can be regarded as finding the main owner.

Squatting in the corner of the toilet, holding his nose with a clip, Na Le was rubbing Yang Le's stinky socks in his hands, and no matter how awesome a mathematician was, he couldn't find the shadow area in his heart at the moment.

Yang Le: "Boy, after the socks are washed, use the thing on your nose to clip them to the rope! Although there are some holes, three pairs of ten yuan!"

A feeling of nausea wafted through this young mind, but fortunately it was in the toilet.

"Uh......"

Zhang Mengmeng, who had been busy in the community for a day, was pushed and driven by his grandmother to bring a big bowl of braised pork to Yang Le's house. I was a little complaining in my heart, but as soon as I entered the door, I saw Yang Le, the kid, lying comfortably on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, and the child who only met today actually set up a small bench and dried his socks outside the balcony for him.

"Yang Le, you brute, how can you treat a child like this? He is your own flesh and blood, what should you do if he falls so high?"

Yang Nele smiled evilly, rubbed his head on the little girl's chest, and said very sensibly.

"Sister, don't blame Dad, Dad is tired after a day of working outside, and I, as his son, should help him share some housework. ”